Sigs File
Memorable mail and news signatures
Z. Beeblebrox | I live with two people, I like both of them.
(alias B. Elmore) | He likes both of me and I like both of him.
[email protected] | They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed,
..!purdue!bee | 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head. -- Nap. XIV
Your eyes are weary from staring at the CRT for so | Evan M. Manning
long. You feel sleepy. Notice how restful it is | is
to watch the cursor blink. Close your eyes. The | [email protected]
opinions stated above are yours. You cannot | [email protected]
imagine why you ever felt otherwise. |
/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ Dan The "I dreamt in C last night" Man
+ ____ __ __ + (Aka Dan Kogai)
+ ||__||__| + E-mail: [email protected]
+ ____| ______ + Voice: 415-549-6111
+ | |__|__| + USnail: 1730 Laloma Berkeley, CA 94709
+ |___ |__|__| + U.S.A
+ |____|____ +
+ \_| | + #define circular(x) reference(x)
+ <= THE MAN => + #define reference(x) circular(x)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ printf("%s\n", circular(reference("All I say is false")));
A host is a host from coast to [email protected]
& no one will talk to a host that's close............(305) 255-RTFM
Unless the host (that isn't close)......................pob 570-335
is busy, hung or dead....................................33257-0335
Jim Dunn c/o DSAC-OLC, P.O. Box 1605, Columbus, OH 43216-5002 (614) 238-9713
God-Jesus-Holy_Spirit-Universe-Milky_Way-SOL_III-Earth-USA-DoD-DSAC-OLC-Me! :)
"A 7th class of programs, correct in every way, is believed to exist by a
few computer scientists. However, no example could be found to include here."
I'm 27 years old. That's 54 in Nerd Years. - Keith Rienzi
"The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a
soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with
an idea." - computer saying. (from The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook)
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David Weingart [email protected]
"Portions of this person have been pre-recorded before a studio audience"
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P. Knoppers, Delft Univ. of Technology, The Netherlands, [email protected]
Let them figure it out, Come on and step across,
Just remind yourself, We are here to code. - munged Devo
Arthur J. Byrnes
Disclaimer; These views are those only of the author, Arthur.
you said something about the leaving/the moments in between/the yawning when
the world shifts/the clanging of the trains/and a dog sits up and growls/and
a cow begins to bawl/and a nun nearby stops to listen/cross herself and then
move on/...i love the bare branches/i love the healing bells/the bareness in
the last sun/the greyness and the gold/and a flock of geese flew over/and i
laughed harder still/i laughed 'till i was heaving/then everything was still.
"I think, therefore, !PANIC! illegal protected mode access attempt
Memory fault: core dumped
Disclaimer: My employers seldom even LISTEN to my opinions.
Meta-disclaimer: Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
"It's a pity the universe doesn't use [a] segmented
architecture with a protected mode."
- Rich Cook, _Wizard's Bane_
"NOT THE ALLUDIUM Q36 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR!" "Yes!" - Wayne and Martin
"Arcane? Did you say arcane? It wouldn't be Unix if it wasn't arcane!"
Derek Buzasi * "History is made at night.
High Altitude Observatory * Character is what you are in the dark."
[email protected] * - Lord John Whorfin
][, ][+, ///, ///+, //e, //c, IIGS, //c+ - Any questions?
"I don't let my employer take credit for my opinions."
"'Well,' I said after a time. 'That really sucks.'" -SKZB
"MROW! HISS! HISS! (Run like hell!)"
- Lt. Jez the Wonder Kitty, ST:TSG "Holo Chocolate Bunnies"
Sandra Jessica Smyth Believer in lost causes
[email protected]
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This is news. This is your brain on news. Any questions?
Steve Miller, New York Law School '92 | The wise man never argues with the
Big Electric Cat Public UNIX | fool; casual observers may not be
..!cmcl2!hombre!dasys1!srmiller | able to tell which is which.
Paul Flaherty, N9FZX/VK2WYX | "Anything below 1,000,000,000 Hz
[email protected] | is just nervous DC."
"Get back to work, you!" - M. Groening
"No matter what hits the fan, it's never distributed evenly....."
"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." (Paul Harvey)
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_____ | ____ ___|___ /__ Mark Crispin, 206 842-2385, R90/6 pilot, DoD#0105
_|_|_ -|- || __|__ / / 6158 Lariat Loop NE "Gaijin! Gaijin!"
|_|_|_| |\-++- |===| / / Bainbridge Island, WA "Gaijin ha doko ka?"
--|-- /| |||| |___| /\ USA 98110-2098 "Niichan ha gaijin."
/|\ | |/\| _______ / \ "Chigau. Gaijin ja nai. Omae ha gaijin darou"
/ | \ | |__| / \ / \"Iie, boku ha nihonjin." "Souka. Yappari gaijin!"
Hee, dakedo UNIX nanka wo tsukatte, umaku ikanaku temo shiranai yo.
\ Vincent Manis "There is no law that vulgarity and
\ Department of Computer Science literary excellence cannot coexist."
/\ University of British Columbia - A. Trevor Hodge
/ \ Vancouver, BC, Canada V6T 1W5 (604) 228-2394
"To understand recursion, you need to understand recursion."
"Wow! Virtual memory! Now I'm gonna build me a REALLY big ram disk!"
"My other computer is a SUN3/50."
"E. Pluribus UNIX"
## Geoff Eddy, CS & EE 3 ## "Life is what happens ## (__) * top ##
## University of Edinburgh ## to you when you're busy ## (oo) / half ##
## Scotland, UK, Europe ## making other plans" ## \/------/ of a ##
## The World ## - John Lennon ## || || cow ##
This is news. This is your | Peter Scott, NASA/JPL/Caltech
brain on news. Any questions? | ([email protected])
[|o o|] If you can square, round, or cube a number, why not sphere it? [|o o|]
|_O_| "Don't listen to me; I never do." - Doctor Who |_O_|
Sameer Parekh | Disclaimer: I do not work for anyone.
MARTIANS BUILD TWO IMMENSE CANALS IN TWO YEARS.
Vast Engineering Works Accomplished in an Incredibly Short Time by Our
Planetary Neighbors. - N.Y.Times headline, August 27, 1911
Scott West - A simulation of a real human being, but my parents love me anyway.
VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use unix.
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US Air Force
Unix hasn't succeeded by being particularly good, but by not being
excruciatingly bad (unlike xx-xxx, xx/xxx, xxx-xx, xxx, or xxx - names
changed to protect _me_).
TCP/IP: handling tomorrow's loads today| Henry Spencer at U of Toronto Zoology
OSI: handling yesterday's loads someday| [email protected] utzoo!henry
Anyone thinking that the network needs to be more centralized, is encouraged to
read this document, and report your thoughts and ideas to [email protected].
Anagram
Std. Dsc: I have no connection with the Federal Government, except that I live
in America, they pay for me to go to school (through the Pell Grant), and I
work for a Corporation that does mostly Government sponsored Research (so they
pay my salary). I do not know, and have never heard of [email protected], before
reading this document, so he may not even care what everyone thinks. And, no
the stories about the sheep are untrue. She was willing.
| "... I had an infinite loop,
My opinions; not my employers'. | but it was only for a little while..."
"Just because it works doesn't means it's right, stupid!"
"You should never install code you do not understand."
"If you knowningly install broken code, you should be shot. Period."
"Programmers have to be accountable for their code."
I speak for the companies I own, not for the ones I don't.
"AI is the art of making computers act like the ones in the movies"
...let's see now....where did I put that signature file....
If a program works in theory, but not in practice... that's AI ;-)
Disclaimer: This article has no disclaimer.
Errata: a) The disclaimer is incorrect and should be deleted.
b) For "Errata" read "Erratum".
Disclaimer: This article has no disclaimer.
Errata: a) The disclaimer is incorrect and should be deleted.
b) For "Errata" read "Erratum".
K&R C > ANSI C.
Some terribly insightful quote that shakes the foundation of all your beliefs.
,u, Bruce Becker Toronto, Ontario
a /i/ Internet: [email protected], [email protected]
`\o\-e UUCP: ...!uunet!mnetor!becker!bdb
_< /_ "I still have my phil-os-o-phy" - Meredith Monk
Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers
Computers Rule 01001111 01001011
Heuer's Law: Any feature is a bug unless it can be turned off.
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to
constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every
appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA
statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This
also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers
Magnus Olsson | \e+ /_
Dept. of Theoretical Physics | \ Z / q
University of Lund, Sweden | >----<
Internet: [email protected] | / \===== g
Bitnet: THEPMO@SELDC52 | /e- \q
Uneasy lies the head that wears the _gao1 mao4zi_.
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"I know you are but what am I?"
DECLAIMER: The above statements are absolute fact. Anyone who does
not agree with them is a complete idi... What? Oh! DISCLAIMER...
Uh... never mind.
..the screen may go haywire as the computers' software dies, making
horrible 'machine gun' noises. If this happens, just press the Reset
switch or turn off the computer's power.
- p 188, Technical Introduction to the MacIntosh Family, Apple Computer Corp
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Code is Fact. Documentation is Fiction.
>Me and the girlfriend need some musical stimulation. Any suggestions?
How about Spinal Tap : Big Bottoms, or even Genesis : Carpet Crawlers.
Atheism is the lack of a belief in a deity.
Ever read any Charles Bradlaugh? Annie Besant?
_____ | ____ ___|___ /__ Mark ("Gaijin") Crispin "Gaijin! Gaijin!"
_|_|_ -|- || __|__ / / R90/6 pilot, DoD #0105 "Gaijin ha doko?"
|_|_|_| |\-++- |===| / / Atheist & Proud "Niichan ha gaijin."
--|-- /| |||| |___| /\ (206) 842-2385/543-5762 "Chigau. Omae ha gaijin."
/|\ | |/\| _______ / \ FAX: (206) 543-3909 "Iie, boku ha nihonjin."
/ | \ | |__| / \ / \[email protected] "Souka. Yappari gaijin!"
Hee, dakedo UNIX nanka wo tsukatte, umaku ikanaku temo shiranai yo.
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| NOTE: No part of this signature may be reproduced, stored in, or introduced
| into a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means
| (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without prior
| written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in
| critical articles and reviews.
| * David Mikkelson Digital Equipment Corporation, Culver City, CA USA *
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Gothmog AKA Eric Bohm
[ It can be shown that a neat .sig file can be created and that there exists ]
[ a valid address for this user. (the proof is left as an exercise for the ]
[ student) ]
Roger Glover Disclaimer: "These opinions are mine, not Seymour's"
Software Instructor "The good news is that our new Cray-6 prototype
Cray Research, Inc. works... The bad news is that Henderson here just
dunked it in his coffee."
>At the risk of seeming ignorant, can someone please tell me what the
>exact wording of Occam's Razor is.
With pleasure:
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
__!__ A soul in tension that's learning to fly
-----o----- Condition grounded but determined to try
" " Can't keep my eyes from the circling sky
Tounge-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I
"If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing
a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would
conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine." -- Rob Stampfli
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He Came To Die On A Cross Of Wood; :!orstcs!jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU!kenns
And He Made The Hill On Which It Stood;: Kenn R. Stump
... have a sig that denotes great joy. :-P ~
"A book is the product of a contract with the Devil that inverts the Faustian
contract, he'd told Allie. Dr Faustus sacrificed eternity in return for two
dozen years of power; the writer agrees to the ruination of his life, and
gains (but only if he's lucky) maybe not eternity, but posterity, at least.
Either way (this was Jumpy's point) it's the Devil who wins."
-- Salman Rushdie, THE SATANIC VERSES
Cindy Smith
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Although not a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's court,
I am: A Real Live Southern Catholic in the Anglican Communion.
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| * David Mikkelson Digital Equipment Corporation, Culver City, CA USA *
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Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
In the beginning was the Word - no, just a sec,
the Byte, no, the Bit... oh hell, forget it!
Why stop now, just when I'm hating it? - Marvin the android
Heedless of grammar, they all cried `It's him!'
- Rev. R.H. Barham, "The Jackdaw of Rheims"
Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
Go soak your head in a good strong insecticide,
Slosh it around and impregnate your brain
With dichlordiphenyltrichloroethane.
- Mike Van Pelt
If you're Bell Labs employees, then where are your badges?
Badges? Badges?! We have no badges. We don't need no stinking badges!
... and first I put my arms around him yes
and drew him down to me so he could feel my
breasts all perfume yes and his heart was
going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. - James Joyce (?)
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
The enemy is at the gate. And the enemy is the human mind
itself - or lack of it - on this planet. - General Boy
I'm not a skeptic, but I don't believe I play one on TV.
I'll have time enough for sleep when I'm dead and in the ground
Why not go mad? - Ford Prefect
The cause of all world problems: E = mc^2.
The stories about the sheep are untrue. She was willing.
... I had an infinite loop, but it was only for a little while...
There's no such thing as sanity, and that's the sanest fact...
- Dire Straits
AI is the art of making computers act like the ones in the movies.
If a program works in theory, but not in practice... that's AI.
[Judas] went and hanged himself. Matt. 27:5
Jesus said ... Go, and do though likewise. Luke 10:37
Semper ubi sub ubi - J. Caesar
Real Time: Here and now, as opposed to Fake Time, which is there and then.
Cyclists don't need a garage to start with.
Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerunt!
...He is a rewarder of them that diligently seek Him. - Hebrews 11:6b
Video meliora proboque, Deteriora sequor. - Ovid, Metam., VII, 20.
Wollen haetten wir schon moegen aber duerfen haben wir uns nicht getraut.
- Karl Valentin
"The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things...
Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax; of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll
"Video meliora proboque, Deteriora sequor." Ovid, Metam., VII, 20.
All the system's paths must be topologically and circularly interrelated for
conceptually definitive, locally transformable, polyhedronal understanding to
be attained in our spontaneous -- ergo, most economical -- geodesiccally
structured thoughts. - R. Buckminster Fuller
... it is widely granted these days that dualism is not a serious view
to contend with, but rather a cliff over which to push one's opponents ...
- Daniel C. Dennet, philosopher
Monete me si non anglice loquebar.
If I say of what is that it is,
Or of what is not that it is not,
Then I tell the TRUTH.
If I say of what is that it is not,
Or of what is not that it is,
Then I do NOT tell the truth.
- Aristotle
Save the strong, lose the weak. Never turnin' the other cheek. Trust
nobody, and don't be no fool. Whatever happened to the Golden Rule?
- Stevie Ray Vaughn
... Man looks at the outward appearance,
but the Lord looks at the heart.
1 Samuel 16:7b
Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts
most subtly on the human will. - Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"
MAN - the only one word oxymoron in the English Language
Heisenberg may have been here!
Our customers will forgive a one-time error far more quickly than they will
forgive our inability to correct that error. - Karen Ward
I'm sure the problem is either the hardware or the software. - K. Rivalsi
A hacker is a machine for turning coffee into programs.
Software engineering: computer science for people who can't program.
- Edsger Dijkstra
University of South Australia | Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.
P.O. Box 1 | Ghing thien me how, ming thien gung me how.
Ingle Farm | Knobs, knobs everywhere,
South Australia | just vary a knob to think!
David M. Tate | "How pierceful grow the hazy yon/ How myrtle
[email protected] | petalled thou;/ For spring hath sprung the
| Cyclotron--/ How high browse thou, brown cow?"
(Not as short as he looks) | --Walt Kelly
Jeff Erickson \ How much Zen would a Zen master master if a Zen master
[email protected] \ could master Zen? A Zen master would master what a Zen
[email protected] \ master could master if a Zen master could master Zen.
Zap Savage, Savage Research, Inc.
"We are the energy of Shakespeare's verse/we are what mathematics wants to be/
The Life Force in the Universe/That longs to See!/That would Become/and give
a voice to matter that was dumb." "To Sail Beyond The Sun"
R. Bradbury&J.V.Post
At the still point of the turning world. Neither flesh nor fleshless;
Neither from nor towards; at the still point, there the dance is,
But neither arrest nor movement. And do not call it fixity,
Where past and future are gathered. Neither movement from nor towards,
Neither ascent or decline. Except for the point, the still point,
There would be no dance, and there is only the dance.
- T.S.Eliot
In the Morning, Laughing Happy Fish Heads,
In the Evening, Floating in the Soup!
"Pi4 nai3 ren2 shen1 zhi1 qi4, qi3 you3 bu2 fang4 zhi1 li3." --Mao Zedong
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * (This rent for space)
* My signature is smaller than * Be warned! The letter 'Z' is Copyright 1991
* yours! - [email protected] * by Zap Inc. So are the colors Red, Green and
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Greenish-yellow (Blue was taken by IBM)
#define h 23 /* Height */ /* [email protected] (129.49.12.74) */
#define w 79 /* Width */ /* Amazing */
int i,r,b[]={-w,w,1,-1},d,a[w*h];m(p){a[p]=1;while(d=(p>2*w?!a[p-w-w]?1:0:0)|(
p=s*k&&++a[--i]);}/* Osovlanski and Nissenbaum */
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed
by madness, starving hysterical
naked,
dragging themselves through the negro
streets at dawn looking for an angry fix
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient
heavenly connection to the starry
dynamo in the machinery of night.
--Allen Ginsberg ("Howl")
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/ \ / > / \ /o\ / \ >> / \
Half a bee | But half a bee
Jim Thomas Philosophically | Has got to be
Penn State Univ. Must ipso facto | Vis a Vis it's entity
Half not be | You see?
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Cinnamon, Rock Candy, or Sugar? decisions decisions. \_________/ Quark!
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( _)( _)( ,) ( ,)( \/ ) | ( \/\/ )riting software takes twice as long
) _) ) _) ) \ ) \ \ / | \ / as you expect it to take...
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Software so good, it's a religious experience! |_|
pi = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781...
e = 2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369995957496696762772407...
Es gibt doch uebersichtliche Programmiersprachen. Warum nur benutzt jeder C?"
- N. Wirth
'to on legetai pollachos,' -- and then some.
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These Christians really believe that if they weren't
Christians, they'd want you to force the Christian nonsense down their throats.
That way they'd become Christians and be saved. They're doing unto you
exactly as they believe they would have you do unto them. This is a classic
example of why I think the so-called "Golden Rule" is pure garbage.
My mind is my own, so are my ideas and opinions.
My heart, body, and soul, however, all belong to others.
I may have gotten almost anything wrong except the opinions, which are exactly
mine and no one elses.
Disclaimer: Hey, I understand VAXes and VMS. That's what I get paid for. My
understanding of astronomy is purely at the amateur level (or below). So
unless what I'm saying is directly related to VAX/VMS, don't hold me or my
organization responsible for it. If it IS related to VAX/VMS, you can try to
hold me responsible for it, but my organization had nothing to do with it.
An alarm it *Copyright alice!jj 1991, all rights reserved, except transmission
did sound in the *by USENET and like free facilities granted. Said permission is
still of the night,an*granted only for complete copies that include this notice.
alarm that for years... *Use on pay-for-read services specifically disallowed.
Su Misra
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Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
- Craig Taylor (It's not my real name, onlyy one that my parents gave me when
I was born).
Household Tip: Ke%p frequently used floppy dis[s handy by
attachi>g them to the side of your monit/r with refrig%rator magn5ts.
Mark Nowak :-) /\_/\ | "The best defense is a strong
Chicago, IL / o o \ | offense, and I intend to start
(SWM, 24, 5'11" seeking SF) \ >"< / | offending right now."
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A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer, and a computer scientist are
all trying to prove that all the odd numbers are prime. The mathematician
goes, "Uhhh... 1 is prime, 3 is prime. 3 is prime, 5 is prime. 5 is
prime, 7 is prime... Proof by Induction, they are all prime." The
physicist says, "ok, 1 is prime, 3's prime, 5's prime, 7's prime, uhh,
9's not prime, but 11 and 13 are. The 9 is just a slight experimental
error. They're all prime." The engineer goes, "Ahhh.... 1's prime...
they're all prime." The computer scientist says, "1's prime, 3's prime,
5's prime, 7's prime, 9's prime, 9's prime, 9's prime, 9's pri..."
Nothing would please me more than being able to hire ten programmers & flood
the hobby market with good software. - Bill Gates (Microsoft, Inc.), 1975
"Ius summum saepe summast malitia." --Publius Terentius Afer c. 185-159 B.C.
"Durum hoc est sed ita lex scripta est." --Corpus Iuris Civilis A.D. 533 (As
compiled under Emperor Justinian).
"Fortes indigne tuli
mihi insultare; te, naturae dedecus,
quod ferre cogor, certe bis videor mori!" [The dying lion to the donkey]
- Phaedrus c. 15 B.C.- A.D. 45
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici
Post emptum homo tristes...
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| O O \O/ O O \O | R. Nixon `I am not a crook' |
|<|> <|/ | <|> \|> |> everybody | G. Ford `I pardoned Nixon' |
|/ \ / /`\ /'\ \ / \ twist! | R. Reagan `I uhhh ...' |
| Zappa for president of the USA | G. Bush `I don't like broccoli' |
| D. Quayle `Who, I?' | F. Zappa `I am a Hamburger' |
Jim Perry |\ /|||o\ ___ "...wordt de stem van het water
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: Qu'est-ce qui est bien? Qu'est-ce qui est laid? Harvard :
: Qu'est-ce qui est grand, fort, faible... doesn't :
: Connais pas! Connais pas! think :
: so :
"Quis tamen tale studium, quo ad primam omnium rerum causam evehimur,
tamquam inutile aut contemnendum detractare ac deprimere ausit?"-Bridel
Ethan T. Vishniac, Dept. of Astronomy, The University of Texas at Austin
Austin, Texas, 78712 [email protected]
gravitationally challenged (fat), temporarily metabolically abled (alive),
processed tree carcas (paper) - possible PC phrases
Ableism is the discrimination of the differently abled by the temporarily abled.
- typical Politically Correct utterence
How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat? You! Yes You!
- Pink Floyd, The Wall
Less talk - more synthahol. - Lt. Worf, Star Trek (TNG)
This is the final cruise of the starship Enterprise under my command. This
ship, and her history, will shortly become the care of a new generation. To
them, and their posterity, will we commit our future. They will continue the
voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly
going where no man...where no ONE...has gone before.
- Capt. Kirk, Star Trek VI
I want you to lie on the bed, and get ready for my polygon.
- Paul McCartney
I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without
faith I am nothing." "Ah," says Man, "but what about the Babel fish? It proves
that you exist, so therefore you don't. Q.E.D." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't
thought of that," and dissapears in a puff of logic. - Douglas Adams, THGTTG
Hey girl - as I've always said, I perfer your lips red
Not what the good Lord made, but what he intended
- Roger Waters, The Pro's and Con's of Hitch Hiking
Saying that giving kids condoms encourages them to have sex is like
saying that telling people to wear seat belts encourages them to drive
recklessly.
' ", *
Karl Wagenfuehr , "Weisst du, wieviel Sternlein stehen an dem
[email protected] , ' blauen Himmelszelt?" --Deutsches Volkslied
--
[Translated by babel.altavista.com, Nov '00, this comes out as the hilarious:
Do you know, how much are to asterisk flax at the blue sky tent?
- German volkslied.
Translated by Karl's friend Ellen Carnahan , it is:
Do you know how many little stars there are in the blue firmament (heavens)?
- German folk saying]
There was a young man from Dwight ....... | [email protected]
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Taking a trip one day, in a relative way, | Freiheit ist Rechte haben!
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intel agrees with this, but not necessarly anything above the line.
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"Opinions expressed herein were not mine originally, but
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Disclaimer: My mind is so fragmented by random excursions into a
wilderness of abstractions and incipient ideas that the practical
purposes of the moment are often submerged in my consciousness and I
don't know what I'm doing.
[my employers certainly have no idea]
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[I set company policy.]
"The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer,
not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary."
The opinions in this article are my own, and not those of the voices
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DISCLAIMER: All grammatical and spelling errors are inserted
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opinion or policy of his employer or of the little green men that
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Disclaimer: "The above opinions are those of a large rodent with sharp teeth"
The opinions above do not reflect the views of Xerox Corporation.
Actually, I cannot tell a lie, they are not my opinions at all, they are the
opinions of the little green men who come out of the walls at night and stick
wires in my head.
Opinions (as above) are like noses: everyone has one, and most smell.
Disclaimer: Anything not explicitly labelled as fact is my own opinion.
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no evil, for I know that the author can't kill me off for at least another
150 pages, no matter how stupid or trite I become, or he ruins the book.
Doug Fowler: [email protected] : "Every baby born into the world is
Real home: Canton, Ohio : finer than the last."--Charles Dickens
Trying to follow in the path of our : "A baby is an inestimable
Lord;anything close will be a success: blessing and bother."--Mark Twain
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i'm walking through the desert
and i am not frightened although it's hot
i have all that i requested
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John Gordon My incredibly witty saying has been
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It's not pinging, it's passed on. This program is no more.
It has ceased to run. It's expired and gone to meet its
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"Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read"
-- Joshua Heller ([email protected]) on rec.humor.funny
How about the anorexic dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He starved to death one night pondering the existence of Dog.
I have invented a marketing term for a marketing presentation given at
a technical conference: "virtual information"
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Observe that for the programmer, as for the chef, the urgency of the patron
may govern the scheduled completion of the task, but it cannot govern the
actual completion. An omelette, promised in two minutes, may appear to be
progressing nicely. But when it has not set in two minutes, the customer
has two choices -- wait or eat it raw. Software customers have had the
same choices. - Frederick P. Brooks, Jr, _The Mythical Man-Month_
"I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work
this morning on I-95 I look over to my left and there's this woman in a
Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away for a couple seconds and
when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. Scared me so bad I
dropped my electric shaver in my coffee."
[email protected] (\ 217-333-2392
\'\ fax: 217-333-4321
Dennis Baron \'\ __________
Department of English / '| ()_________)
Univ. of Illinois \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \
608 S. Wright St. \ \ ~~~~~~ \
Urbana IL 61801 ==). \__________\
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Steve McDowell . . . . o o o o o Opinions are
Exlog, Inc. _____ o mine, not my
[email protected] _____==== ]OO|_n_n__][. employers..
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ooo ooo 'oo OOOOO oo\_
|\ / / |"This is real, | [email protected]
| \ / / | This is now. | #include
| / \ / ~~/ | This is a freak | [email protected] (Danny) writes:
|/ \/ / | show, baby, anyhow." | >I don't get it.
Workstations are like toothbrushes. Nobody else may use mine,
especially not while I'm using it!
If you get penalized for excessive celebration for a TD that is
reversed by replay review, does the penalty still count?
Q: What does Tasha Yar list on her resume?
A: Data Entry
We are phasing in a "paperless office."
We are starting with the restrooms.
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/ / \ "We should not let ourselves be burnt
| //// | for our opinions: we are not that
| \\ //////// | sure of them. But perhaps for this:
| \\\\///////// | that we may *have* and *change*
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| \ A / | Neechy
| /|////^\\\\|\ |
| /////|////~\\\\|\\\\\ | (if you know more than how to
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| FRIEDRICH |
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| Jeff Schreiber | "The way to ski these things [moguls] |
| [email protected] | Is to go to total panic..............|
| [email protected] | Then....Back off." -Mike Hatrup |
My opinions are mine and only mine. I don't care
if they are wrong and you can't have them anyway!
Cyberspace Buddha { Why are you looking for more knowledge when you /(o\
[email protected] } do not pay attention to what you already know? \o)/
Is this thing on? { Just say no to war, Bush, NSA, CIA, IRS, etc... fnord
Peter H. Schmidt |`'| . | ,_ . , |_ + Midnight Networks Inc.
[email protected] | | | (| | | | (| | | |, 100 Fifth Avenue
tel: 617/890-1001 _| Prospect Hill
fax: 617/890-0028 N E T W O R K S Waltham, MA 02154
Testes saxi solidi! ********************** Podex opacus gravedinosus est!
Stanton McCandlish, SysOp: Noise in the Void Data Center BBS
IndraNet: 369:1/1 FidoNet: 1:301/2 Internet: [email protected]
Data phone: +1-505-246-8515 (24hr, 1200-14400 v32bis, N-8-1)
Is _your_ church ATF-approved?
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(?) ______ ||\ ||"The day an unemployed ironworker can sit in
. | | || ||| his Barcolounger with a Foster's in one hand
__ O ! | | || ||| and the remote control in the other and f--k
__(_.)-/|\/|_| |___| \||| Claudia Shieffer for $19.95 it will make
| |______| \ || crack look like Sanka" -- Dennis Miller on
| | / \ \|| "virtual reality" TV
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There are features that should not be used. | Richard Harter, SMDS Inc.
There are concepts that should not be exploited.| Phone: 508-369-7398
There are problems that should not be solved. | SMDS Inc. PO Box 555
There are programs that should not be written. | Concord MA 01742
Kev @ UNC ([email protected]) | _|_
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Will play with food. | |
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### --- #### #|They never listen to me anyway|
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jyotishi, vedic astrologer |_|_ _|_| +1 808-948-4357
[email protected] | | | | | vedic prediction sciences
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| Know jesus, no peace. No jesus, know peace. |
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| The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is |
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And as the Jedi English Teacher said: "Metaphors be with you"
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I was an atheist, http://home1.swipnet.se/%7Ew-12153/
until I found out I was God.
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prompt. - [email protected], 1994
Malcolm McMahon -
views expressed do not necessarilly represent the unanimous view of all parts
of my mind.
I love the smell of rats - | See the happy moron! / He doesn't give a damn
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[email protected] The race is not won by the swift,
[email protected] Nor the battle by the valiant;
[email protected] Nor is bread won by the wise,
Nor wealth by the intelligent,
Me transmitte sursum, Nor favor by the learned.
Caledoni! -- JPS Ecclesiastes 9:11
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