Alexia Corcha: Welcome to tonight's opening match. This match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 248 pounds, standing 6'2, from Detroit, Michigan, "The Truth" Simon Raluz.

Ghost by 2-Pac plays as Simon slides into the ring.

Alexia: His opponent, weighing in at 293 pounds, standing 6'5, from Johnson City, Tennesse, he represents Insanity's Edge, and is one half of Intoxication, Jack Daniels.

Drinking Games plays as Jack Daniels comes to the ring.

They lock up immediately, as Simon slaps on a side headlock. Simon moves the side into a chin lock, then snaps him over with a snap mare, and puts on a reverse chin lock, and puts the knee right into the spine. Simon pushes with all his might, as he pulls back on the chin. Releasing the hold, Simon gets Daniels to his feet and whips him to the ropes, nailing him with a running lariat.

Jorge: Simon Raluz is all business here tonight.

Mike: He wants to prove himself after the tough loss to Killjoy.

Simon pulls him up, and whips him into the corner, following in tight with another hard clothesline. Simon kicks him in the stomach, and then lifting him on his shoulder, turns and gives Jack the spinning tombstone piledriver. Simon covers.

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Simon pulls the head up off the mat, with a mocking glare at the ref. He shakes his head no, pulls him back up, lifts him in the air, and presses him over his head with a Gorilla Press, then dropping him straight down, he nails a step out powerslam, dropping straight down all his weight crashing down on top of Jack Daniels.

Jorge: Simon could have easily won that with the Spineshank, be he is out here to make a statement.

Mike: It's not always smart to toy with an opponent, win the match when you can, that could come back to haunt Simon.

Simon gets to his feet, dropping the short leg drop across the throat, then standing up, he hits a second leg drop for good measure, and again covers.

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Again Simon pulls him up off the mat, smiling mischeviously now. Simon pulling Jack Daniels up again, hooks the head in a Reverse DDT position, then starting to go down, he turns it into an Ace Crusher. Simon then hooks the leg.

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Alexia: The winner of the opening match, Simon Raluz.

Mike: Impressive win there for Simon, a nice rebound this week.

Jorge: He's lucky Jack wasn't on his game, or pulling someone off the mat could become a bad habit.

Mike: Looks like Black and Gunn have arrived, our first look at the impressive tag team, Lincoln Park Mafia.

Jorge: They are indeed big and they are running into Jim Bean?

Jim Bean is leaving his dressing room and runs right into the members of Lincoln Park Mafia. They take one look at him, and both nail him with a standing face kick. Gunn pulls him up, and holds him as Black starts pounding away at him with right hands. Gunn points over to a table, as they take him over, lift him up and give him a double powerbomb through the table.

Gunn: Guess that is one tag team already fallen at our feet.

Black: Being former champs, he doesn't look like much does he.

Gunn: Hell no, if this is championship material, the titles are in the bag.

Mike: Jim Bean went through the table, this isn't going to hold over well with Intoxication.

Jorge: It's rare to see them apart from each other, and now Jim has a match.

The cameras switch again to the back, as another man steps into view, he is looking over the carnage, and then looks at the two men leaving. He leans in and pulls Jim Bean to his feet, as Jim is still a bit unsteady. Jack comes through the curtain, and sees the man helping him up, he looks at him like he is the culprit.

Jack: You have a problem with my friend?

Mason: No I don't have a problem with your friend. Matter of fact, I was pulling him out of this mess, your problem just walked down the hall.

Jim seems in pain, but pushes Mason away from him. He looks at Mason, and then walks past him heading toward the ring, stops to his partner.

Jim: Don't worry about this guy, he's cool, I think next week, Intoxication and those two Mafia clowns are going to get introduced, personally.

Jack: They do have a match later in the show.

Mason: This could be interesting.

The cameras follow Jim Bean who is heading to the stage for his introduction and singles match.

Mike: Jim Bean is alright, but a pissed off Jim Bean is not someone you want in the ring.

Jorge: What about Mason, why did he help Jim Bean up?

Mike: Beats me, but those two ladies with him looked really hot.

Jorge: Oh man, lets go to the ring for the second match.

Alexia: The next match is scheduled for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 268 pounds, standing 6'5, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Psycho.

Down with the Sickness by Disturbed plays as Psycho enters the ring.

Alexia: His opponent, weighing in at 289 pounds, standing 6'6, from Nashville, Tennesse, he represents Insanity's Edge and is one half of Intoxication, Jim Bean.

Jim Bean comes to the ring as Drinking Games plays, he is holding his back.

Psycho doesn't wait for him to get to the ring, as Captain Morgan has been missing in action from Intoxication since they lost the tag team titles. Psycho nails him with a forearm and a right hand, before sending him head first into the steel railing. Psycho pulls him up, lifts him and drops him neck first over the railing. Psycho kicks him several times while he is on the floor.

Mike: Neither member of Intoxication can get any offense going tonight.

Jorge: Are you stupid, the man just went through a table in the back. Let me drop you through a table, and then stick you in a match.

Psycho gets him up and leads him to the ring, sending him into the ring. He steps through and nails a clothesline, then drops an elbow into the chest. Psycho pulls up him again, hooking the waist and lifts him up into a bear hug.

Mike: Psycho is working on the lower back, and neck.

Jorge: Smart strategy, probably saw what happened in the back.

Jim pushes his head back, and then bites him on the nose to break the hold. Jim springs off the ropes and meets a solid right foot. Psycho pulls him up, pushing the head down, grabbing his waist and lifts him up for a powerbomb, then hooking just he shoulders, allows him to slide down and then slowly goes down, dropping Jim Bean with a Crusifix Powerbomb. Psycho pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, as he comes back, Psycho delivers a text book spinning powerslam.

Mike: Impressive debut for the Rookie, that was his Psychosis Bomb.

Jorge: Psycho has shown me he wants to win, what more is needed.

Psycho helps him up and pushes him into the corner, where he meets him with an elbow to the side of the head, and then a pointed elbow to the top of the forehead. Pyscho brings him out of the corner, putting on a Cobra Clutch, then suplexes him over, stands up, and suplexes him over, standing up and suplexes him over, and does it several times before Jim Bean gives up.

Alexia: The winner of the match, Pyscho.

Jorge: The Psychotic Episode ends the match for Jim Bean.

Mike: Probably not soon enough, impressive debut for Psycho.

Jorge: We are getting a live feed, lets tune in.

Shovels of dirt are flying out of a hole in the ground. Standing just on the edge of the hole looking in, is a large man, wearing all black, a black mask, and his blonde hair is the only contrast to his demeanor. From inside the hole, the words finally come out. The masked man jumps into the hole, with the camera picking up a crowbar in one hand. As the camera comes over the hole, Matthew Greening wearing all black as well, is supervising two men, who were digging the hole. Shadow Stalker who was the one jumping into the hole, hands them the crowbar, and tells them to open the casket, as the first junting noises of the crowbar going into the casket are heard, the scene switches back to Jorge and Mike.

Mike: That's one twisted man, and he's dragging Greening down with him.

Jorge: What in the hell could they be doing? Maybe before the show ends, we will get another feed, lets go back to the ring, for the next match.

Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 221 pounds, standing 5'11, from Orlando, Florida, Le Phenom.

Look at Me by Geri Haliwell plays as Le Phenom enters the ring.

Alexia: His opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, standing 6'0, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he is accompanied to the ring by Seductress and Bruiser, this is Johnny Falco.

Whatever by Godsmack plays as the trio heads to the ring.

Falco slides into the ring and Le Phenom pounces on him from the start, driving both feet into the side of the chest. Le Phenom nails Falco with an axe kick to the back of the head. He jumps up to the top rope, then down, with a split leg, springboard moonsault, nailing Falco perfectly. Le Phenom looks closely at the big bodyguard before he continued.

Mike: He better have two eyes in the back of his head, Bruiser can be a very intimidating figure.

Jorge: Le Phenom is making his Debut here as well, and thus far, looks impressive.

Phenom pulls Falco up and whips him to the ropes, they collide mid ring, but neither goes down. Falco goes to the ropes again, springing off, Phenom drops down, allowing him to go free to the ropes again, Phenom follows that with a leap frong, then Falco who again comes off the ropes, is caught with a dropkick to the chin. Phenom goes to the corner, climbing quickly, waits and as Falco gets up and turns, nails him with a top rope missle dropkick. Phenom hooks the leg.

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Falco kicks out quickly. Falco is pulled up to his feet and whipped to the corner, he holds on to the top rope as Phenom went for another dropkick, and missed.

Jorge: Smart move there by Johnny Falco, as Phenom went to the well one too many times.

Mike: Falco is quickly becoming a top contender here in the UWF, he's not a slouch by any means.

Falco shaking off the ealier attacks, gets to his feet, and pulls Phemon up, he hooks the waist and lifts and plants him with a belly to back side suplex. Falco puts Phenom in a hammerlock, lifts him up and slams him down on the arm. Phenom rolls over and gets up quickly, Falco pushing him back into the ropes, and whips him out, moving in, catching him with a knee to the gut that sends him end over end. Falco takes the arm while Phenom is on his face, and puts him into a hammerlock, jumping up and driving both knees into the arm and shoulder.

Mike: Falco has grounded the high flyer, keeping one of his weapons out of use.

Jorge: He's concentrating on the right arm and shoulder, trying to weaken Phenom.

Phenom pushes his way up, connecting with an elbow to the side of the head to break free. He turns, Falco kicks him in the stomach, hooks him for a suplex, and then lifting the knee to lock in a fisherman's suplex, Phenom reaches up and pushes outward as Falco lifts, turning his head inside, hooking Falco's head and nailing him with a Diamond Cutter.

Mike: Phenom was able to counter that move and hit the Hart Attack.

Jorge: That's usually the prelude for his El Codo Explosive.

Mike: The what?

Le Phenom gets up and waits, as Falco turns, Phenom connects with a bionic elbow to the point of the head, then going to the corner, he stomps the mat three times, Falco turns and walks into a superkick. Phenom bounces off the ropes, and connects with a leg drop, then covers.

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Alexia: The winner of the match, Le Phenom.

Mike: That's the El Codo Explosive?

Jorge: Sure is, just goes to show you, when you have a Mexican Hertiage, you know all the names of moves.

Mike: That looks like a tribute move to several wrestlers.

Jorge: Well duh, you are really smart tonight, lets go back to the ring for the Tag Team Contenders match.

Alexia: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. First team number one, coming to the ring weighing in at 241 pounds, standing 6'4, from Detoit, Michigan, Sebastain Black, and weighing in at 259 pounds, standing 6'5, from Detroit, Michigan, Tommy Gunn, they are accompanied to the ring by Tasha, they are Lincoln Park Mafia.

Fight Music by D12 plays as both men along with Tasha, come to the ring.

Alexia: Now coming to the ring, team number 2, first weighing in at 340 pounds, standing 7'0, from Haywood, California, The Ghetto Giant, JRG, and weighing in at 220 pounds, standing 6'0, from West A St, Hawyood, California, "Almighty" Ricky J, they are the former UWF World Tag Team Champions, Def BI Posse.

Judgement night by Onyx and Biohazard plays as the former champs hit the ring.

Ricky J and Black start the match. They lock up, Ricky J moves around with a go behind, he walks onto the back of the knee and slaps on a side headlock. Ricky J headlocks him to the corner to make a tag to Ghetto Giant, but Sebastain Black hooks the waist and lifts, driving Ricky J into the mat, but missed the tag to Ghetto Giant. Giant steps over the top rope, and as Black turns, he is caught up in the big ole paw, as the Ghetto Giant lifts him up and gives him a massive chokeslam. Tommy Gunn gets into the ring, and nails the big guy with a double axe handle blow, pushing him back into the corner, as he climbs up, Tasha grabs the Giant's feet and Gunn pushes off the top rope and together they catch him with a bulldog out of the corner.

Mike: Tasha grabbed his foot, she helped Gunn bulldog the seven footer.

Jorge: The sign of an excellent Manager.

Tommy Gunn takes both legs, and turns them into a X while he steps into them to lock them in tight. He then reaches out, tags in Sebastain Black who walks down the ring apron, then using the ropes, he pulls himself into the ring, hitting a small swanton bomb over the head and shoulders of Ghetto Giant. Gunn releases him and slides out of the ring. Black pulls him to his feet, and whips him to the ropes, giving him a giant sized back body drop, shaking the ring when he did.

Mike: Lincoln Park Mafia is doing some major double teaming at the moment.

Jorge: You bet, those two know how to perfect tag teaming.

Black grabs the leg and drags him to his corner, and taking the leg, he turns him over on his side, locking in a side Boston Crab. He tags in Gunn, who climbs the corner, and leaps over Black, driving all his weight into the midsection of Ghetto Giant. Gunn pulls him back up and pushes him into the corner, and drives a shoulder into his stomach, then snaps off a huge backhand chop, followed by a second one. The ref pushes him out of the corner, and Black steps through the ropes and starts whailing on him, lefts, rights, and solid blows to the back, then steps to the apron again.

Mike: It's been all Lincoln Park Mafia in this match.

Jorge: Don't discount the Def BI Posse, they have been tag team champions.

Gunn pulls the big guy out to the center of the ring, he hooks the leg, and tries for a single leg overhead throw suplex, but the Giant blocked it. He snapped off a headbutt that nearly knocked out Tommy Gunn, and sent him sprawling to the mat. Giant falls to his feet and starts the crawl to the corner, reaches the corner just as Gunn tags in Black, and gets Ricky J into the match. Ricky J immediately springboards into the ring with a dropkick on Sebastain Black, then nails Tommy Gunn with another dropkick. He grabs ahold of Black as he gets up and then sends him to the ropes, giving him a flying forearm that sends him down. Ricky J pushes Gunn into the corner, and climbs up, starting to land right hand after right hand, the crowd starts to count with him and he stops, stares at them with a cold stare, and then locks the legs around the head and goes for a Hurricanrana, but Tasha had gotten in the corner, and grabbed the waist.

Mike: Tasha again getting involved in the match, either she is going to cost Def BI Posse the match, or get hurt.

Jorge: It's her life, why are you so worried, do you like her Mike?

Mike: Like who?

Jorge: Uh huh Play dumb.

Seeing why Gunn wouldn't come out of the corner, Ricky J slides from the ring and grabs ahold and pulls Tasha free. He grabs her by the hair and stares at her for a moment, and gets nailed from behind on the floor by Sebastain Black. Black holds him open, and she gives Ricky J a serious low blow. She then tackles him with a Thesz press, and quickly gets off him as Tommy Gunn hits a powerslam on Ghetto Giant in the ring. Tommy Gunn lifts him into the corner, climbs up, hooks and takes Ghetto Giant crashing down with a superplex. Black climbs the corner from the outside, and leaps out with a splash, then hooks the leg.

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Alexia: The winners of the match, Lincoln Park Mafia, Tommy Gunn and Sebastain Black.

Mike: That was Crime and Punishment, and Tasha looks very proud.

Jorge: Lincoln Park Mafia looks to be a force here in the UWF.

Mike: They have indeed made an impression, we've got company.

Jim Bean and Jack Daniels hit the ring, both nail a running Clothesline on Black and Gunn. Jim pulls Black up and sends him to one corner, Jack pushes Gunn to the other. Both are driving right hands and the crowd is loving it. Tasha gets into the ring, and she climbs the corner where Jim Bean is, grabs his head and pulls back, allowing Sebastain to take him out with a powerbomb, and a combined reverse ddt. Tasha directs traffic as Black nails Daniels and they give him a double powerbomb. Jim slides from the ring, and grabs a chair, sliding back into the ring, as it clears out.

Jorge: Looks like Lincoln Park Mafia has someone who wants a piece of them.

Mike: You bet, Intoxication looks pissed.

Jorge: I would too, they got their asses beat twice tonight.

Mike: The cameras have something in the back, lets join them.

Johnny Hawke, the UWF TV Champion is stretching out in final preperations for his title defense here tonight, and as he moves to another position he realizes someone is in the room with him. Hawke stands up and comes face to face with the President of the UWF.

Pres: Pencil pushing geek huh? Let me ask you a question Mr. Hawke, do you have any idea what I have done in this industry?

Hawke: Like it matters, just find me someone to beat up next week would ya, that's your job.

Pres: Let me make one thing clear, next time you take it apon yourself to run your mouth about me, and do so publicly, not only will you find out that I have put more people in the hospital than you could even imagine, but you will be next. Don't push me Hawke, I enjoy what I do, but I'm also crazy, so little to say, I can only take so much, before I snap, and when that happens, I find the fool that caused me to snap, and break him in half, understood.

Hawke: You honestly think I'm scared of you? What are you 50 or something? You look older than dirt, and you are in my face, threatening me?

Pres: That wasn't a threat.

Hawke: Good thing, I'd hate to force the owner to find a new President.

Pres: It was a promise.

Hawke looks at him with a small surprise on his face, as Kelley turns and leaves the room, he nods his head, as the scene switches back to Jorge and Mike.

Mike: I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

Jorge: I've heard the rumors of what this guy did, the one that scares me, is his finisher, the Asylumatic Rack. He took on a 500 pounder, and put him in the rack for over three minutes, till he finally gave up.

Mike: He's a big dude, I think Hawke better debate what he is going to do next, or this could become very interesting.

Jorge: Let's go to the Main Event.

Alexia: The following match is scheduled foe one fall, a 20 minute time limit and is for the UWF Television Title. First the challenger, weighing in at 235 pounds, standing 6'2, from San Diego, California, Sonny Tutone.

Soilwork's Flameout plays as Sonny Tutone slides into the ring.

Alexia: Now on the way to the ring, weighing in at 277 pounds, standing 6'0, from San Antonio, Texas, he represents the Untouchables, and is the UWF Television Champion, "The Franchise" Johnny Hawke.

Thunderkiss 65 by White Zombie plays as the TV Champion comes to the ring.

Mike: Johnny Hawke looks very confident coming to the ring.

Jorge: Sonny Tutone is very capable of getting the job done.

They lock up, Hawke with a side headlock. Tutone reverses it into a single arm bar, that he steps under and twists, Hawke quickly flips over, and reverses the arm bar with a standing wrist lock. Hawke turns the arm inward, and hooks the waist taking him up and over with a belly to back suplex, driving the exposed shoulder into the mat. Hawke gets him back up, pulling the arm behind the back, lifting and slamming him down hard into the mat. Staying on him, Hawke takes the arm and steps over it, and hooking his other leg around the head into a Arm and Neck subimssion.

Mike: Johnny Hawke has a very unorthodoxed hold on right now.

Jorge: It's almost hard to tell where Hawke ends and Tutone begins.

Tutone slides to the right, and falling to his side uses the free hand to grab the rope, breaking the hold. Tutone is up quickly and goes for a dropkick but Hawke sidesteps that attempt and pushes him to the mat. Hawke drops down and puts him in a fireman's carry position, lifts him up and then turns it into a front face neckbreaker, he covers.

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Kickout by Tutone. Johnny Hawke pulls him up to his feet and whips him to the ropes, and drops the head, Tutone nails a kick to the face, then bounces off the ropes, Hawke catches him with a huge dropkick that rattles his skull.

Jorge: Johnny Hawke seems to be one step ahead.

Mike: He calls that the Texasbreaker, a very nice invention.

Hawke is up quickly, and grabs Tutone driving a knee into the midsection. He leads him to the center of the ring, kicking him in the midsection, hooking him for a veritcal suplex, he cradles the leg and lifts him into the air, and then turns that into a brainbuster. Hawke signals the end and hooks the back leg.

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Tutone gets the shoulder up, and surprises Hawke. Hawke gets him up and whips him into the corner and nails a running clothesline. Johnny Hawke hooks the waist and lifts him up and turns around into a gutwrench sit out powerbomb. Hawke hooks the leg again.

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Again Tutone kicks out. Hawke nearly yanks him to his feet, sending him into a corner, he steps back and then rushes in Tutone getting a foot up, connecting with the jaw. Tutone hooks the neck and nails a swinging neckbreaker, he goes to the outside, jumps up, springboarding into the ring and misses a guillotine legdrop.

Mike: Johnny Hawke managed to get out of the way, and just in time.

Jorge: I'm impressed with the fight in Tutone, he's not going easy.

Johnny Hawke pulls Sonny Tutone up, hooking the waist and taking him up and over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Johnny Hawke goes to a corner, and waits, then as Tutone is getting up, he turns and Hawke nails him square in the head with a standing thrust kick. He hooks the leg.

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Alexia: The winner of the match and still UWF TV Champion, Johnny Hawke.

Jorge: Johnny Hawke snatches the title from the ref and climbs the corner, holding the belt out for everyone to see.

Mike: He's leaving the ring, that is all for the show, wait a minute, we are getting a live feed from the same place we did at the beginning of the show, lets see what we can as the credits roll.

We see Matthew Greening get up from the grave and he is holding a book in his right hand. We see Shadow Stalker getting out as well, as Greening nods his head and the two of them walk away from the scene. The camera looks in the hole as the two men that were there, are inside the coffin with a rather rotted corpse, the show ends there.