Date .... Wednesday May 7th, 2003

Location ..... Baltimore, Arena: Baltimore, Maryland

Fireworks Explode all over the arena as the very first UWF Show comes to life. The announcers Mike Moore and Jorge Cortez are at ringside to call all of tonights action.

Mike: It feels so good to be alive, tonight the UWF kicks off its inagural show with three debut matches.

Jorge: Absolutely this will just kick things off, with a very short roster, these guys are on the fast track to claiming a World Title.

Mike: Lets go to the back already, where Amy Baxter is standing by with Jendryk Epsilon.

Amy: Jendryk Epsilon and who are you?

Stryker: I'm his mentor to watch my protoge kick off the very first show here in the UWF, so miss nothing keep you attention on the star, not the Legend.

Amy: He's kind of full of himself. Jendryk tonight you go one on one with Hardcore Styles in a match that some say will steal the show.

Jendryk: Steal the show, this match will be a one sided ass kicking, so I hope that hardcore nothing is ready for a little ass whooping......

Suddenly Hardcore Styles with KevDogg steps into the interview and gets face to face with Jendryk Epsilon. Amy tries to keep the mic in between them to catch what they are saying, but the stare down quickly turns into an all out brawl. Jendryk nails a right, Styles with a right of his own. Jendryk kicks him and throws him into the wall right behind them. Styles comes off the wall with a wicked clothesline. Stryker and KevDogg pull them apart, as the Commish comes out from the back, looking at both of them.

Commish J: Let me tell you both something, you want to be known around here, well tonight, this bullshit here will cost you both. I'm going to make my first big decision around here and pull you both from your scheduled matches, Jednryk since you like to start, you will take on The Grave Digger in the opening match tonight. Styles you will take on the high flying James Hayes. Next time you two decide to start bullshit in the back, I'll force you both to tag team, and I'll put four guys against you, understood, good.

Jorge: Wow, the commish as spoken, already tonight some fireworks from the back, The big match of the night canceled and both guys will have different opponents.

Mike: Oh yeah, you better watch out, this is a bottle keg waiting to explode, Stryker and KevDogg lock eyes, as they leave with their prospective protoges.

Jorge: Stryker has left Jendryk as he is making his way toward the ring.

Mike: Hey did you see that, KevDogg just walked up to Stryker, and said something, keep a camera on them, this could errupt any second.

Jorge: We have opening introductions.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 257 pounds, standing 6'4, from Tykaria, Jendryk Epsilon.

Theory of a Deadman plays as Jendryk comes to the ring with a rather pissed look on his face.

RA: His opponent, weighing in at 236 pounds, standing 6'3, from The Pit, he is accompanied to the ring by the Follower, "The Grave Digger" James Slash.

Cry by Zug Izland plays as the Follower leads James Slash to the ring, and he has a very confident look on his face, as if he knew he had this match already.

Mike: Here we go, Jendryk vs Slash, should be a great match.

Jorge: I have to agree there, both look very fit.

They lock up, Jendryk with a side headlock. James Slash pushes him off into the ropes, Jendryk coming off, nails him with a shoulder tackle sending him to the mat. He goes to the ropes, Slash rolls over, Jendryk jumping over, and bouncing off the far ropes, Slash is up and nails him with a spinning leg heel kick. Slash then slaps on a headlock of his own, putting alot of downpull on the hold. Jendryk hooks the waist, lifts and drops him with a belly to back suplex. He pops up and turns, James Slash is up on one knee eyeing him closely.

Mike: Back and forth, both men are countering each other.

Jorge: Yes they are, they both want to know what the other can do.

They lock up again, Slash with a go behind twisting the arm into a hammerlock. Jendryk counters with a flip up and over, pushing Slash to the mat, and applying an arm bar. Slash steps up, and then flips over slamming him to the mat with an arm drag, Slash is up quickly and nails Jendryk with a dropkick to the chin. Slash quickly pulls him up, and into the ropes, whipping him out, and drilling him with a short spear, he covers.

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Jendryk kicks out quickly, and rolls to the floor for a breather, shocked at the sudden burst by James Slash. The Grave Digger looks around, hits the ropes and nails a suicide diver over the top, pushing Jendryk into the steel barriers.

Jorge: The Grave Digger is going all out here in his debut.

Mike: Both men want to win this match so badly, this is definately going to be one hell of a match.

James Slash pulls Jendryk up, and slams him head first into the steel railing, with a handfull of hair, he then introduces him to the steps. Slash measures, grabs the arm and whips Jendryk towards the steps, Jendryk reverses and whips Slash into the steps hard, slides into the ring to break the ten count, then slides back out, checking his forehead for blood. Jendryk pushes the top half of the steps off, then pulls Slash up, lifts and slams him down on the bottom half of the steps. Jendryk climbs back into the ring, glares at the ref, climbs back out onto the apron, eyes, then jumps off and nails a leg drop across the extended neck of Slash. The crowd starts a Holy Shit chant, as Jendryk soaks up the chants. Jendryk pulls him up and pushes him back into the ring.

Jorge: Jendryk is a loose cannon, I like it.

Mike: He is definately a risk taker, Slash's turn to the outside has backfired big time.

Slash has ahold of the bottom rope, Jendryk is climbing up, Jendryk is caught off guard by a slingshot shoulder into the gut. Slash jumps over the top rope, grabbing the backs of both legs, and slamming Jendryk down with a power bomb on the floor. James Slash pulls out a chair and sets it up on the floor, lifts Jendryk, hooks and spins with a neckbreaker on the chair. He smiles at his carnage, then lifts Jendryk and puts his rather limp body back into the ring.

Mike: The Slash Neckbreaker executed on the outside, the reports say that Slash likes to use chairs.

Jorge: That could be the turning point in the match, Jendryk looks in trouble.

Slash climbs to the apron, then to the top rope, he checks him out, gets up, but has both feet pushed outward forcing him to land hard, straddling the corner. Slash is picked up and press slams him into the center of the ring. Jendryk goes to the ropes, comes off and nails a forearm into the head. He lifts Slash up, spins and plants him with a sit out powerbomb. Jendryk has the arms hooked.

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Kickout by Slash. Slash is pulled up, Jendryk hooks the arm and sets him on the top turnbuckle, he climbs up, lifting Slash on his shoulder, steps up to the top rope and comes off with a huge top rope Shoulder Body Slam. Jendryk covers.

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RA: The winner of the match, Jendryk Epsilon.

Jorge: Jendryk used his Tykarrian Assault to set up the Tykarrian Slam, a huge finishing manuever.

Mike: He sure did, Jendryk locks away the win in his debut. Lets go to the back, Jacob Dobbs and the most recent Signee, Mr. Incredible.

Jacob: Thank you Mike, I am here with the latest man to sign on with the UWF, Mr. Incredible. Why did you come to the UWF?

Mr. Incredible: I came to the UWF, to simply be the best that the GWL has to offer. I'm here watching all the talent that is on the card for tonight, and so far it looks like there could be some great wrestlers here.

Jacob: If you could pick your opponent for your debut, who would it be?

Mr. Incredible: I don't know, J-Dawg and Simon have the main event, Jendryk looked impressive as did James Slash, while Hardcore Styles didn't back down and a high flyer is always dangerous, any of them would be a challenge.

Jacob: You have scouted the other talent here very well.....

Suddenly Simon Raluz walks out and bumps into Mr. Incredible. He looks him over, grabs the mic, pushes Jacob away and takes over the interview.

Simon: You want to see some action, I think your lame ass should watch me and J Dawg do battle tonight. I repsect J Dawg because he knows what I am all about, and if you think for one minute that I care what you think, think again, you are a nothing, a moron, and a loser, so get lost.

Simon starts to hand Mr. Incredible the mic, but Simon nails him with a right hand as he started to bend over to pick it up. Simon then grabs him by the head, and tosses him over the coffee table, Simon walks away laughing.

Jorge: The always controversial Simon Raluz making his presence felt already here tonight.

Mike: He will have his work cut out for him, J Dawg is no sloutch.

Jorge: The camera's followed Stryker and KevDogg, they are in the back, lets listen in.

Stryker: Who the hell does that commish think he is, we both fly in, pay for hotels, food, and all, just to see our protoge's fight each other, and he pulls a power trip on us, we should kick his ass.

KevDogg: Dude I so agree, this is the worst mentoring night of my career. Here we are, in all our glory, and we have nothing better to do then pop open another beer and just get loaded.

Styrker: Cheers to that my friend.

KevDogg: Absolutely, and you are right, we should kick the Commish's ass, lets get drunk first.

The camera pans in as they both are downing some beer, there are about twenty or so cans on the floor empty, and a rather large cooler in the center, looks about three foot tall.

Jorge: That looks like fun, too bad I'm here, or I'd join them.

Mike: They would kick your ass, lets go back to the ring for the next match.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 155 pounds, standing 6'1, from Las Vegas, Nevada, James "High Roller" Hayes.

James Hayes comes out from the back, as Cocky by Kid Rock plays.

RA: His opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 5'9, from Marietta, Georgia, Hardcore Styles.

Hardcore Styles comes out from the back as El Cu Cuy plays.

Hayes nails Styles before the opening bell can sound. Hayes hooks him around the waist and takes him over with a belly to back suplex. Hayes pulls him back up, hooks the waist again, and hits a German Suplex, he rolls nails a second one, rolls and nails a third one, and then rolls him over and hooks the leg.

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Kickout by Styles.

Jorge: Wow what a fast start by James Hayes, he totally ambushed Styles.

Mike: That he did do. Hayes almost scored a very quick victory.

Hayes pulls him up, hooks the arm, grabs the waist and takes him over with a vertical suplex, he rolls lifts and nails a second one, rolls lifts, and a small package roll up by Styles.

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Escape by Hayes. Styles is up and gets in a kick before falling back into the corner holding his neck. Styles dodges a clothesline attempt, turning Hayes into the corner and giving him a huge backhand chop. A second chop, followed closely by a third, is then followed up by a hip toss into the center of the ring. Styles bounces off the ropes, coming off nailing Hayes with a inside out clothesline with force.

Jorge: Wow what a turnaround for Hardcore Styles, a huge clothesline.

Mike: I agree, he really worked in that clothesline.

Styles pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, giving him a back body drop. Styles drops an elbow but hits all mat. Hayes tries a short leg drop, but misses. Styles tries a clothesline, but misses, Hayes with a dropkick that sent Styles to the mat hard. Hayes drops an elbow of his own, right into the chest. Hayes pulls him up, leans him on the ropes using it to choke him, the ref gives him a three count. He lets go, mouths off to the ref and locks in the choke hold again. Hayes lets go at the four count this time turns him into the corner, kicks him in the gut and whips him to the other corner. Hayes follows and meets a big boot to the head. Styles explodes out of the corner with a massive clothesline. Styles pulls him up, hooks the arm and shoulder and delivers a hard overhead T Bone Suplex.

Mike: Huge T Bone suplex, Styles looks impressive tonight.

Jorge: Sure does, have to give props to KevDogg for mentoring him well.

Styles helps him to his feet, scoops and plants him with a body slam into the center of the ring, and climbs to the top. Styles sits poised on the top rope, Hayes is getting up, turns in his direction, Styles comes off with a flying cross body, he has a cover.

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Kickout by Hayes. Styles pulls him back up and pushes him into the corner. A kick to the gut, a chop, then another, another kick, and ends it all with a whip to the other corner. Hayes ducks under the whip and pulls Styles into a short clothesline. Hayes to one knee takes a breather, but pops up quickly and hits a superkick to the chin.

Mike: Snake Eyes by Hayes, out of nowhere. Really dropped Styles to the mat.

Jorge: Styles is known for his flying cross body, both using various moves in this match.

Hayes pulls him up, whips him to the ropes, and nails a Hurricanranna, he steps out. James Hayes climbs to the top rope, dives off with a 360 splash, but Styles moves, Hayes hits all mat. Styles is up, pulls Hayes up, hooks the head, and drops him with a evenflow ddt, he covers.

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RA: The winner of the match, Hardcore Styles.

Jorge: Styles with the Dimension X to get the victory, so they split them up, and they both win.

Mike: Looks like the Commish might have known who was better, and put them both in advantageous positions.

Jorge: What an action packed show so far, looks like we are going to the main event.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 270 pounds, standing 6'5, from Marietta, Ohio, The Franchise, J Dawg.

J Dawg comes out as J Dawg by AnyBodyKilla plays.

RA: His opponent, weighing in at 256 pounds, standing 6'3, from Detriot, Michigan, he is accompanied to the ring by Shannyn, Simon Raluz.

The Game by Drowning Pool plays as they both come to the ring.

Simon stops midway down the ramp as his music is cut off. Rollin by Limp Bizkit starts playing as running down the ramp is Mr. Incredible. He nails Simon with a right hand, and then throws him into the railing. Mr. Incredible pulls him up and start slamming him head first into the steel railing. J Dawg nails Mr. Incredible from behind and sends him toward the back next to the ramp. Simon then nails J Dawg, as all three of them are brawling to the back, the ref throws out the match.

Jorge: Does that mean we won't be having a main event?

Mike: Guess not, so are we done here?

Jorge: Well folks thanks for tuning in to the first show, its been great we will see you next week, for round 2.

Mike: Sure will, wait a minute what's that?

Suddenly Drunk Is Fun by Heavy D plays as stumbling down the ramp, KevDogg on one side and Stryker on the other side of the cooler are on their way to the ring. They get to the ring, nearly falling over, lifting and putting the huge cooler into the ring, both nearly falling into the ring as they try to get into the ring.

Jorge: Oh great, its we are drunk and we want attention, where are the wrestlers, this is a good time to beat up a legend.

Mike: No do not give KevDogg a mic, oh no, he has a mic, someone man the sensor button.

KevDogg: Okay, we want to speak to Commish Loser, and we are not leaving till he gets down here.

They open the cooler, and pull out some beer, open them and start drinking in the ring. After what seemed and endless rounds of drinking, the music for the Commish plays as he comes to the ring with security. He motions for the security to surrond them as he gets into the ring, they both look at each other as eight security personnel have surronded them the commish with a mic. But he doesn't even speak before they both drop the beer cans and level the nearest security. Both men are perfectly sober. Stryker kicks the first guard and drops him with a ddt. KevDogg clotheslines a security man over the top rope to the floor. Another guard nails KevDogg, who just gets mad, kicks him, lifts and drops him with a jacknife style powerbomb. Stryker drives one guard down with a twisted spear, kicks another, sets and hits a JustIncredible spinning piledriver. KevDogg double clotheslines the last two close to him, while Stryker lifts another guard, hooks the leg and hits a spiked piledriver. KevDogg climbs to the top, and comes off with a Marvelouse Leg Drop. They destroy the security with various moves very quickly, and quickly turn their attention to the completely stunned man that ruined their evenings. They grab some beer, shake it up, and pour it all over him, they do this repeatedly, then Stryker grabs the mic.

Stryker: Next time you book Jendryk vs Styles, you better go through with it, or a beer bath will be the best thing that ever happened to you.

With that the Commish bails from the ring and leaves ringside. They both are laughing as the credits roll and the show ends.