Fireworks explode and the fans cheer blowing the roof off the Arena in Baltimore as we go directly to Mike Moore and Jorge Cortez at ringside.
Mike: Welcome to our second addition of Wednesday Night Warfare. Tonight should be an exciting night as the UWF's top wrestlers go head to head in the middle of the squared circle.
Jorge: That's right with so much on the line, the UWF Officials are thinking this week we will surpass the rating from last week.
Mike: Hell Yeah, I hear President Kelley and VP Harris have a suprise for us later tonight, something that would make the men happy.
Jorge: Oh really, well that isn't on my run down of events, lets go to the back, a limo is pulling up.
A long white limo pulls up, the door opens and the commish steps out with a very smug look on his face. He seems very happy for some reason when Amy Baxter comes out from the back.
Amy: Commish J, after what happened to you last week, we know right now that KevDogg and Stryker are not here, but are rumored to be on their way here.
Commish J: Let them come, I have a suprise for them tonight, after they embarassed me last week, lets just say, I have some payback for them and leave it there.
As he walks away, the door on the other side opens up, and two huge men wearing masks and suits get out, they follow the commish to the back.
Jorge: Whoa, the commish brought some back up, it looks like tonight that the Commish might have his first two signings here in the UWF.
Mike: That could be, wow I want to know who he has brought into the UWF.
Jorge: Maybe we will find out, lets go to the ring for the first match of the night.
Hardcore Styles (1 - 0 - 0)
VS
"The Grave Digger" James Slash (0 - 1 - 0)
vs.
"The Franchise" J-Dawg (1- 0 - 0)
Triple Threat
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Triple Threat match. Coming to the ring first weighing in at 270 pounds, standing 6'5, from Marietta, Ohio and claims to be the franchise of the UWF, ladies and gentlemen here comes "The Franchise" J-Dawg.
J-Dawg by Anybodykilla plays as he makes his way to the ring.
RA: His opponent now coming to the ring, weighing in at 236 pounds, standing 6'3, from The Pit, "The Grave Digger" James Slash, he is accompanied to the ring by The Follower.
Cry by Zug Izland plays as the Grave Digger and the Follower enter the ring.
RA: The third opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 5'9, from Marietta, Georgia, Hardcore Styles.
El Cu Cuy plays as Hardcore Styles the protoge of KevDogg makes his way down the isle and into the ring.
The fight begins as Styles and J-Dawg begin to trade punches between each other. Slash slides into the ring as J-Dawg whips Styles into the ropes. Styles bounces off the ropes and slash clotheslines him. J-Dawg and Slash pick Styles up and trys to go for a double suplex but Styles blocks it. Styles fights his way out of it and bounces off the ropes. Styles ducks the double clothesline and clotheslines both the men at the same time.
Jorge: It looks like Slash and J-Dawg are working together in this hot opener.
Mike: Yes, Styles may have to alter the game plan a bit to fit this situation.
Styles picks J-Dawg up by the hair and whips him into the turnbuckle. He begins to punch J-Dawg repeatedly but Slash is right behind with the low blow. Styles falls down to the mat holding himself but the ref didn't see anything. Slash gives him a piledriver and goes for the quick pin but Styles kicks out on a two count. Slash picks Styles up again but J-Dawg clotheslines Slash from behind sending him into the bottom rope. J-Dawg bounces off the ropes and goes for a move but Styles trips him sending him to the mat. Styles goes for the quick pin but Slash breaks it up. Slash and Styles brawl but Styles over powers him quickly. They lock up and Styles reaches around and goes behind Slash. Styles delivers a set of German Suplexes. Styles goes for a cover but J-Dawg goes off the ropes and drop kicks Styles in the face.
Mike: Styles eyes looked glazed over.
Jorge: Absolutely, I bet if i kicked you in the head you wouldn't be all there either Mike. What about those german suplexes though. Styles hit them perfectly.
The action begins again as J-Dawg and Styles are fighting it out in the middle of the ring. Slash rolls to the outsde to catch his breath. J-Dawg kicks Styles in the gut and gives him a DDT. J-Dawg goes for the pin but Slash pulls J-Dawg off Styles. Slash brought the fight out to him as Styles lays in the ring and catches his breath. Slash and J-Dawg brawl back and forth. Slash goes to whip J-Dawg into the steel stairs but J-Dawg reverses sending Slash into them. Hardcore Styles grabs ahold of the top rope and pulls himself up. Styles begins to taunt J-Dawg causing him to run into the ring. Styles ducks a clotheline and bounces off the ropes at the same time Slash was climbing onto the ring apron. Slash goes flying onto the announcers table as someone comes running from the crowd.
Mike: Who is that!!!
Jorge: I don't know. His tights say Terrorizor on them. He is coming after Slash.
The action continues in the ring and the referee doesnt notice what is going on outside. J-Dawg powerslams Styles but he gets his foot on the ropes before the three count. Terrorizor is beating the dazed Slash up in front of the announcers. Terrorizor irish whips him into the barrier and clotheslines him over it. They are fighting in the crowd but the referee still doesnt notice as he is watching the match on the inside.
Mike: The ref is blind!
Jorge: No he is just watching the great action in the ring.
Styles goes for a suplex but it is blocked by J-Dawg. J-Dawg goes for a suplex but it is blocked by Styles. Styles goes for the suplex and gets it. He goes for the pin but J-Dawg gets his foot on the rope. Both men get up to their feet and they bounce off the ropes. Both men go for the missile dropkick but miss each other. Styles is the first to recover and he climbs to the top turnbuckle. J-Dawg gets up and he gets hit with a flying cross body. Styles rolls him up and gets the three count.
Mike: I can't believe it. Styles has won this match. The ref didn't even know...
Jorge: Wait a minute. Look up there on that balcony. The Terrorizor and Grave Digger are fighting back and forth. Lets hope security gets to them.
Mike: Styles has something to celebrate about as he got that flyin cross body of the top turnbuckle and got J-Dawg in a pin for the three count.
Jorge: The only question that came from this match is this, Who is the Terrorizor and what is his business with Slash?
Mike: I don't know but security is breaking them apart..
Jorge: Wait i've got word that someone is arriving.
The camera shows a cooler. There is a Budwieser sitting on top of it and two men can be seen standing beside the cooler. Stryker notices the earlier footage of Commish J and the two masked men, and starts to wonder what he has up his sleeve.
KevDogg: I hope we aren't late cause I want to see Styles's match tonight.
Stryker: Tell me about it dude. Need another beer?
KevDogg: Hell yeah Stryker throw me another one.
Stryker: Lets go in first, I want to see if the Commish has the balls to bring his masked duo to the stage.
KevDogg: Yeah, Okay but remember we're men on a mission and that mission is to get wasted and watch some Wrestling.
Stryker: Yes I know the mission, but the Commish has something planned, I smell it.
KevDogg & Stryker walk into the building and the camera cuts to the Commish who is watching the footage of the arrival of KevDogg and Stryker. The Commish whispers something to them as they all start laughing.
Jorge: Looks like KevDogg & Stryker are here tonight.
Mike: I wonder what they have planned Jorge, it seems the Commish and those two are going to bump heads tonight.
Jorge: Only time will tell Mike now lets get to the ring for our next match.
Jendryk Epsilon (1 - 0 - 0)
VS
James "High Roller" Hayes (0 - 1- 0)
RA: Coming to the ring weighing in at 257 pounds, standing 6'4, from Tykaria, he is the protoge of Steve Stryker, Jendryk Epsilon.
Theory of a Deadman begins to play as Jendryk rushes down to the ring.
RA: Still in the back, weighing in at 155 pounds, standing 6'1, from Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada, James "High Roller" Hayes.
Cocky by Kid Rock begins to play as he walks down to the ring.
Mike: He looks Cocky but prepared at the same time. This should be an exciting match.
Jorge: I agree with you there, Jendryk has been more than impressive, and with his mentor watching, this will be a good match.
The bell has rung but High Roller has not come out yet. Jendryk uses the ropes to balance himself and stretch as he waits the arrival of his opponent. Jendryk starts to wonder as the ref starts the ten count. 1.2..3...4....5.....6......7.......8........9.........10, and he calls for the bell. The crowd boos loudly as everyone is wondering what happened. Then from behind, the Machine Killer hits the ring nailing Jendryk from behind with a steel chair. The Machine pulls him up, hooks the waist and drills him into the mat with a German Suplex, sending his head onto the chair. Machine Killer pulls him up and sends him into the corner, following with a massive clothesline. Machine Killer puts him on the top rope, lifting him up as he climbs, he lift higher and comes off with a Last Ride from the middle rope. The Commish comes runnign down, and slides into the ring, he quickly counts the three and raises the hand of Machine Killer and then they vacate the premises.
Mike: I know that did not count, they are not going to give this guy a win over Jendryk for that?
Jorge: It was not an official match, Jendryk got the win with the count out on Hayes, as we are getting a report, the masked duo that was brought in took him out on the way to the ring.
Mike: The commish is getting his revenge, he moved the Styles match up so KevDogg missed that match, and now has made Stryker watch his Protoge get his ass kicked.
Jorge: I have to give him credit, he has brought in three guys now, this Machine Killer looked to be 7 foot tall.
Mike: Wow, I'm speechless, wait a minute, what is that?
Jorge: I don't know, but the music sounds kinda slutty.
Suddenly from out of the back, 12 penthouse pets come to the ring, with very little on them. Jorge seems to be getting excited as for the first time, we see the President and VP coming out together as the ladies get into the ring. The President has a big smiles as the VP takes the mic.
VP: Okay this is simple. I've signed a deal with Penthouse that will each month do an exclusive with us for their newest pet. What we are doing is simple, each pet will climb a corner, do whatever her heart desires and you the fans will vote for you favorite pet, its that simple. Lets beging.
Pet 1 gets up, she is Janurary 2002's pet. She lets her top go and flashes the crowd, bends over running her hand up and down, the crowd goes nuts.
Pet 2 starts her strut, taking her finger wetting it, and sticking it in her g-string, then opening her shirt, she takes her massive Ds and sucks on one to the delight of the crowd.
Pet 3 steps out of her panties as she climbs into the ring, she drops to the mat and raises both feet all the way in the air, turning to each corner for all to see.
Pet 4 follows suit, as she does a strip tease dance in the middle of the ring, tossing out the pieces of clothing as she does.
Pet 5 and 6 get into the ring together and slowly undress each other, using their combined time, they start to suckle on each boob together. The crowd starts chanting tie.
Pet 7 has long blonde hair and she gets into the ring, and really shows her stuff, letting her firm Cs free and walks around the ringside letting some older fans feel her up.
Pet 8 steps out of her lace panties to reveal a perfect clean shaven bottom, she teases the crowd by strattling the middle rope and slowly works her way from one ring post to the other.
Pet 9 She climbs the turnbuckle putting her legs on one end and her feet on the other and does some spread eagle pushups, which she repeats at each of the four corners of the ring.
Pet 10 and 11 and 12, they all three get into the ring together and go down on each other in a perfect triangle, the crowd is going nuts with this last performance. As the ladies finish, The VP shaking his head watches them go back up the ramp. He goes through the list and asks them for votes, and the winner and first annual UWF Penthouse Pet, was Pet 7, Sarah Sunber from Las Angeles, California. After that, the VP and President head to the back.
Mike: Are we back on?
Jorge: yeah, I'm in shock too.
Mike: Lets just say, thanks and go to the next match.
Simon Raluz
VS
Mr. Incredible
Mike: We have an interruption, the commish is coming out what is this all about, the introductions haven't even started.
Jorge: Mr. Incredible is in the ring looking at the commish with a what do you have planned look.
Mike: Commish is asking for a mic, this should be good.
Jorge: Or bad.
The commish looks Mr. Incredible up and down, then lifts the mic to speak.
Commish J: I was just informed in the back that Simon Raluz has left the company, and will not be here for his match tonight. So Mr. Incredible, you are victorious in this match, enjoy the night off, I can promise you this, next week your match won't be so easy.
Mr. Incredible seems overly happy with such an easy win, as he slides out of the ring, and heads to the back. The commish isn't done.
Commish J: As my first official signing for the UWF's first ppv coming soon, Hardcore Styles will go one on one with Jendryk Epsilon the two undefeated wrestlers here in the UWF for the UWF World Title, now both guys will be a winner in this match, as the guy that loses will win the United States Title. This is a reward for the two guys showing some effort, the PPV is scheduled for May 25, and a name has not yet been picked. However at the same time, KevDogg and Stryker, the so called protoges of these two guys, will be banned from the building, and if they are on the scene, they will be arrested.........
Suddenly his speech is broken up by Lust to Kill, as from the back carrying a large cooler, each a beer in the free hand, Stryker and KevDogg come out to the ring. They both are on a one way course for the ring, the crowd errupts in enjoyment of what they think will be an impending beer bath. The slide the cooler into the ring, both follow and are smiling deviously at the Commish.
Commish J: You two are not supposed to be here, this is my time, there will be no beer over my head, guys.
Out from the back, the two masked me come running to the ring, the circle and slide in next to the Commish, KevDogg and Stryker look ready to fight. Then they pull off their masks, revealing Jared Medrano and Derrick Holloway, Extremely Dangerous, good close friends of Stryker. Stryker looks at KevDogg, they both toss a beer to them, all four break them open and drink down. Then they turn on the Commish who looks worried. Jared and Derrick hold him as they start pouring beer all over him. They watch as he tries to get up and slips and falls. KevDogg and Stryker climb the corners to celebrate, when Jared and Derrick pull the cooler out of the ring, both climb up grabbing one of them, KevDogg dropped with a top rope belly to back by Derrick and Jared hits a German suplex. The lift Stryker up, put him in the corner, Jared to the outside, they hit the combo Dangerous Death Drop, a reverse DDT/Powerbomb combo. Jendryk and Styles are coming out from the back, but not in time, as they have slipped from the ring, Jared and Derrick have their hands raised in the air.
Mike: The commish just pulled the biggest swerve ever, has he signed Jared and Derrick to a contract?
Jorge: Wow I don't know, but this is a major bombshell, if Jared and Derrick are going to be major players here in the UWF, this could turn the tide of things to come.
Mike: Exactly, this could mean that the balance of power has turned because Styles and Jendryk don't get along, this could end up explosive.
Jorge: Its a good plan, The Commish had his revenge tonight, might have been soaked from head to toe with beer again, but he set up a World Title Match between these two guys, and now force them to stand side by side.
Mike: This doesn't look good, we are out of time, what an explosive night.
Jorge: The suprises don't stop, four new wrestlers have signed with the UWF, as I have heard before, business is about to pick up.
