Date .... Wednesday June 18th, 2003
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Date .... Wednesday June 18th, 2003
Location .....
Mike: Welcome to the first Wednesday Night Warfare in almost a month, as Carnage has taken ahold of our airways.
Jorge: The UWF officials have to be wondering, is Outcast out of control? This guy is doing what he wants, when he wants, and he doesn't care who he hurts in the process.
Mike: I can tell you this much, he is going to piss Jendryk off, and that could backfire on the young guy, but at the same time it could get him a Title Match at Chaos Rising.
Jorge: We will see, wait a minute, we have some more action in the back.
Steve Stryker is beating the hell out of Dan Jerris with a steel rod. He looks possessed, as he continues to strike him with the rod. Stryker grabs him by the hair and leads him toward the ring. Stryker stops and rams his head into a stack of metal chairs, Jerris falls over the chairs landing on top of him.
Amy: Steve, Steve, wait a minute, you were supposed to do a prematch interview.
Steve: You want a prematch interview, then listen up you stupid bitch. Last night I was blindsided by two idiots wearing masks, and they took liberties on kicking my ass. No more, I am sick and tired of being the whipping dog of the UWF for clowns to start bullshit with. On the last Carnage you saw some cooperation between Outcast and Jagged Edge, tonight we will put that in play, and see if Outcast wants to start a new stable, the name and the beginning of a new powerhouse will kick off here tonight, the UWF will never be the same, never, I promise you that.
Stryker looks at her with a wild eye, pulls one of the metal chairs out, and slams the chair into the back of Dan Jerris. Steve puts the chair down on the floor, lifts him up, hooks the leg, and drops Dan Jerris with a spiked piledriver on the chair. Dan Jerris is busted open and bleeding badly in the back, as Stryker starts to the ring for the opening match.
Jorge: No way, did you see that, Stryker has lost his mind.
Mike: I think Steve is out to make a statement, and that statement is going to make the UWF wonder if he is indeed sane or not.
Jorge: Stryker is on his way to the ring, I wonder if Dan Jerris will even make it out to the ring.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring first weighing in at 265 pounds, standing 6'0, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Dan Jerris.
Dan Jerris doesn't come out, as Over My Head by Sum 21 plays.
RA: His opponent is on his way to the ring, he weighed in at 263 pounds, standing 6'4, from Chicago, IL, Steve Stryker.
Stryker comes out with a smile, as Live and Let Die is playing.
The ref looks at Stryker who has some blood on his shirt, and Stryker takes off his Simply The Best T, and tosses it out of the ring. He leans in the corner, wondering what the ref will do. The ref seems lost and doesn't know what to do.
Jorge: The ref is lost, where did they find this guy, count to ten already.
Mike: The ref has not started the match, Jerris hasn't come out yet.
Steve Stryker yawns in the corner, looks at the ref and shrugs his shoulders. Suddenly Nirvana comes running to the ring and slides into the ring, Stryker nails him with a running clothesline. He looks down at Nirvana, his opponent for Saturday Night, and laughs at him. Steve pulls him up and pushes him into the corner, giving him a huge chop, then lifts him up and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Steve climbs up, hooks and delivers a massive superplex to the mat below, then climbing back out, Stryker dives off nailing a top rope elbow smash. He pulls Nirvana to his feet and tosses him over the top rope to the floor, laughing as he did so. Stryker again looks at the ref with a well do something look.
Mike: Stryker just creamed Nirvana, and sent him to the floor.
Jorge: That was funny, Stryker just tossed him out of the ring like he was a fly that needed swatting.
Mike: We will see if he has that kind of luck on Saturday Night.
Sum 41's Over My Head plays again, as Dan Jerris bleeding over his right eye, makes his way to the ring. Stryker waits, and sits on the ropes to allow him in the ring. Jerris gets into the ring, and goes after Stryker, who sidesteps him, kicks him in the gut, lifts him up, hooks the leg and drops him in the center of the ring with the Stryker Spike. He hooks the leg.
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RA: The winner of the match, Steve Stryker.
Mike: I think Stryker just put this match away, was that a record pin?
Jorge: 13 seconds, that has to be a UWF record.
Stryker gets up, and looks to the crowd, flexing. They crowd is cheering, and he loves it. Nirvana has a chair and slides into the ring. He is waiting for Steve to turn around, when from the crowd, a dark haired version of Stryker slides behind Nirvana, he comes up, and hits a spinning heel kick, sending the chair into the face of Nirvana. Steve turns around in suprise as he didn't see Nirvana coming. They both look at each other.
Mike: That my friends is Shawn Stryker, the other half of Jagged Edge!
Jorge: Exactly, Jagged Edge will get the next shot at tag team gold at Chaos Rising, KevDogg?
The Marvelous One slides into the ring carrying a steel pipe, he nails Steve first, then Shawn, as both Rossalini Brothers hit the ring at the same time. Steve and Shawn vacate the ring, looking at the Rossalini Brothers with a huge smile. KevDogg helps Nirvana to his feet, while Rusty checks on Jerris. Medical personnel come out to attend to Jerris as Jagged Edge heads backstage.
Mike: Stryker gets the win, but will leave with a big headache.
Jorge: Steve gets the w in the win column, that is what he was out here for, and he has made a statement that they are ready for tag team gold.
Mike: If I didn't know any better, I would say that KevDogg and Nirvana have a connection, and they are teamed with the Rossalini Brothers, this is huge.
Jorge: It sure is, this would put the XWO on the defensive, but this group has another pair not happy with them, things are definately getting interesting.
The cameras go to the back, as Jendryk is being loaded in an ambulance, they have bandages over his eyes, and are speeding him off to the hospital. Jared Medrano and Derrick Holloway are not happy with this and are looking around, wondering where Outcast has gone and hid. They look at each other and know its time to go hunting for the man known as Outcast.
Jorge: The world champion is heading to the hospital, I hope it isn't serious.
Mike: The XWO will not stop looking for Outcast tonight.
Jorge: Outcast will wish he didn't mess with the XWO, but is he working with Steve and Shawn, they did stand side by side. The scene switches to the back, where the former Hardcore Champion walks past the ambulance, he looks down at his cast, then smiles knowing Jendryk the man that broke his arm, is going to the hospital.
Fury walks through Jared and Derrick, and heads down the hall, he walks past the Stryker's Dressing room, and is about to knock when both of them come from the stage and are heading to the room. Fury opens the door for them, and all three men head inside, closing the door behind them.
Jorge: Jagged Edge and Jaysyn Fury, has Stryker found a new Protoge?
Mike: I don't know, but if those three come together, look out UWF.
Jorge: Lets go to the ring announcer for the next match.
Rollin by Limp Bizkit plays as Mr. Incredible comes to the ring.
RA: His opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, standing 6'2, from Seattle, Washington, Lanslow Kreeg.
I Don't Suck plays as Lanslow makes his way to the ring, he looks at the crowd with a very displeased look.
Mike: Lanslow looks great, he is in great shape.
Jorge: There is a rumor that Mr. Incredible is on the firing block, just like the James boys, this could be a match that could determine his future.
They lock up, Kreeg steps through driving a knee to the gut. Kreeg pulls the arm through the legs, lifts nailing a pump handle fallaway slam. Kreeg pulls Mr. Incredible up and whips him to the ropes, giving him a back body drop to the mat. Lanslow pulls him back up, hooks the waist and drives him into the mat with a snap vertical suplex.
Mike: Lanslow Kreeg is going after Mr. Incredible, driving him into the mat.
Jorge: Lanslow is showing why he signed on with the UWF, for the simple reason to kick some ass.
Kreeg puts both knees into the back, grabbing the neck and the legs and pushing with all his might. Kreeg then rolls over on his back, lifting Mr. Incredible in the air. The ref sees Kreeg's shoulders on the mat and drops down and counts.
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Kreeg releases him and looks at the ref like he is crazy. Mr. Incredible is back up and charges Lanslow, he ducks a clothesline, grabs the leg and spins him around nailing an Olympic Slam, he covers.
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Lanslow pulls him up, shaking his head. Lanslow Kreeg is smiling sadisticly as he whips Mr. Incredible to the ropes, catching him with a spinning powerslam. Kreeg pulls him up, hooks the waist and takes him over with a German suplex. Lanslow leaves the ring, and climbs the corner, he measures then flips off, nailing a swanton bomb. Lanslow covers.
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Kreeg again pulls him up, smiling at the ref.
Mike: I don't believe this, he had him pinned twice and refused to pin him.
Jorge: It could come back to haunt him, it has done that before.
Kreeg lifts him up, hooks the waist and nails a gut-wrench, into a backbreaker suplex. He turns him over, grabs the ankle and slaps on an Ankle lock submission. Mr. Incredible quickly taps out and Lanslow looks dissapointed. The ref raises his hand in victory.
RA: The winner of the match, Lanslow Kreeg.
Mike: Mr. Incredible tapped out quick, he didn't want to be in the This Submission Doesn't Suck hold, after taking the I Don't Suck slam.
Jorge: Where in the hell did he get these names at anyway? Come on, you can't come up with better names than that.
Mike: Could be the You Suck chant the fans are known for giving him.
Jorge: I don't understand, he kicked ass here tonight, he doesn't suck.
Mike: We have something going on in the back.
The camera cuts backstage to show the men's restroom door. Outcast then appears and walks in, as the camera follows him. We see Russ Adams standing at a urinal. Outcast runs and gives a flying knee lift to the back of Russ's head. Russ's face smacks off the wall as he stagers back. Before he falls, Outcast grabs him and drives him into the ground with a Juvi Driver. Outcast then stands over Russ with a very evil look in his eyes.
Outcast: Russ the best thing you can is just not show up Saturday.
Outcast then stomps him in the back of the head, laughing as he leaves the bathrooom.
Mike: I can't believe this, Outcast has struck again, this time he takes out Russ "Thunder" Adams, his scheduled opponent on Saturday.
Jorge: Someone needs to control this guy, he thinks he is above the UWF.
Mike: I wonder if they will encore the naked parade we saw the last time we did a Wednesday Night Show.
Jorge: You need to get laid, if you remember that parade of pussy, lets go to the ring.
Wish You Were Here by Incubus is playing as King stretches out on the ropes.
RA: Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 139 pounds, standing 5'10, from Trenton, New Jersey, he is the current and defending UWF World Lightweight Champion, Xtreme T.
Rockbottom by Eminem plays as Xtreme T with the Lightweight Title makes his way to the ring.
Mike: Xtreme T looks in great shape for such a low weight, he is almost giving up 80 pounds to his opponent.
Jorge: Jeff King is new here too, his partner Nirvana already involved in some action here tonight, these two right now looking at singles action, but are a tag team at the same time.
They lock up, Xtreme T with a go behind, single leg take down on King, sliding around and putting him in a headlock. Xtreme T rolls him over, his shoulders on the mat.
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King rolls back, looking a bit suprised. Xtreme T with a handfull of tights, takes him back over.
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King lets go, rolling over and getting to his feet, he nails Xtreme T with a dropkick to the head very quickly.
Jorge: Couple near falls there for the champ, but that dropkick was on target.
Mike: King is trying to get a feel for his opponent, and it almost cost him the match.
They lock up again, Xtreme T is put into another headlock, but he pushes him off, into the ropes, and drops down as Xtreme T jumps over him, to the ropes, King gives him a back body drop, Xtreme T flipping over, rolling, bouncing up, leaping up, springboarding back and nailing Jeff King with a springboard elbow smash. Xtreme T goes to the ropes and leaps up, hooking his legs around the head and takes him down with a head scissors take down, King sliding out of the ring.
Mike: Xtreme T has rebounded back in this match.
Jorge: King gets out of harm's way, taking a breather, watch out above, flying lightweights.
Xtreme T runs to the ropes, and bounces off, he uses the momentum to jump up to the top rope, jumps off the top rope and flips through the air, a full 360 into a cross body on the floor. Xtreme T quickly gets back to the apron, waits, then runs, jumps, going for a hurricanrana, but Jeff King catches him, and drives him into the floor with a sit out powerbomb.
Mike: His head bounced off the floor, Xtreme T might be out.
Jorge: Well don't look at him, roll his ass into the ring and pin him.
Jeff King looking at Xtreme T, who looks hurt, pulls him up and rolls him into the ring. King climbs the corner. He faces the crowd, takes a last look back, and comes outta the corner with a huge moonsault, nailing Xtreme T. King hooks the leg.
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RA: The winner of the match, and NEW UWF World Lightweight Champion, Jeff King.
From the back, the new Lightweight number one contender, Lanslow Kreeg slides into the ring, he sneaks up, just as Jeff is handed the title, and takes him over with an Olympic Slam. Lanslow grabs the leg, turns him over and slaps on the Ankle Lock submission, driving it in deep, Kreeg looks demented. Jeff King is trying to escape, but he starts tapping, Lanslow doesn't let go immediately but as Wicked blasts over the PA system, Nirvana comes charging to the ring, Lanslow lets go of the hold, and leaves the ring with the Lightweight title in hand.
Mike: I guess you can say its official, Lanslow Kreeg won his match, and now will get a title shot at Chaos Rising against Jeff King.
Jorge: And Lanslow can say Jeff King already tapped out, I love it.
Mike: Nirvana helps Jeff King from the ring, wow what a ppv this is shapping up to be, we have learned ealier today that Outcast and Jendryk Epsilon will meet for the World Title, after the actions ealier today by Outcast.
Jorge: Outcast is quickly making alot of enemies and no friends, the only people who might take him in, would be Steve and Shawn with whom he stood by last Saturday at Carnage.
Mike: As a matter of fact the camera's were still rolling, lets take everyone back to the conclusion of Carnage.
Flashback: Saturday Night Carnage June 14th, when the cameras still were rolling, but time ran out, as Hardcore Styles just laid out the three guys in the ring, after he joined the XWO. Jendryk, Jared, J-Dawg, and Derrick all climbed into the ring, as the Commish came out to the ramp. He watched as Jendryk drove Stryker through a table with his Tykarrian Slam. Jared and Derrick gave his partner Shawn Stryker the Dangerous Death drop, the combined powerbomb and reverse Diamond Cutter. Outcast was taken to the floor and introduced to the steel steps. J-Dawg watched as they pulled over a table, and J-Dawg off the Ring apron, drove Outcast through the table with his Pittbull Plunge. Then all five men, the XWO got back into the ring to finish of The Prodigy, when The Godfather Theme played, and the Rossalini Brothers came to the ring with baseball bats. The ring cleared quickly, but the damage had been done.
Jorge: That was what happened after the show went off the air, Rusty and Don Vito ended the carnage, and possibly saved some careers.
Mike: Yes I have to agree there, we are ready for the next match.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds, standing 5'10, from Intercourse, PA, making his UWF debut, "Hot Stuff" Mike Climax.
Lets Get It On by Marvin Gaye plays as Hot Stuff makes his way to the ring.
RA: His opponent now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 281 pounds, standing 6'6, from Alabama, USA, this is Postman Pat.
The Postman Pat Theme plays as he comes out driving his mail truck.
Hot Stuff attacks the Postman as soon as he gets into the ring. Nailing him in the back with hard stiff shots. Climax hooks and takes him over with a belly to back suplex. Postman Pat rolls from the ring and moves away from the ring and over to his cart. Climax follows, Pat pulls a large circle elongated carton and smacks him upside the head. Pat, quickly grabs him and rolls him in the ring, but the ref is calling for the bell.
RA: The winner of the match by a DQ, "Hot Stuff" Mike Climax.
Mike: Looks like Postman Pat was caught using the Parcel Whack.
Jorge: I didn't see him use anything, the ref is crazy.
Mike: I saw it, good call by the ref, as they remove the truck, the tag team titles will be on the line.
Jorge: Extremely Dangerous and the Rossalini Brothers, the future not looking to bright for whoever wins, with Jagged Edge already getting a shot at Chaos Rising.
Mike: Here we go with the Main Event.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and is for the UWF World Tag Team Titles. First coming to the ring, the challengers, weighing in at 268 pounds, standing 6'2, from Brooklyn, New York, Don Vito Rossalini and his partner, weighing in at 280 pounds, standing 6'4, from Brooklyn, New York, Rusty "The Silician" Rossalini, the Rossalini Brothers.
The Godfather Theme plays as both Rusty and Don Vito make their way to the ring.
RA: Now on the way to the ring, first weighing in at 259 pounds, standing 6'3, from Miami, Florida, Jared Medrano, and his partner, weighing in at 301 pounds, standing 6'5, from Los Angeles, California, they are the UWF World Tag Team Champions, Extremely Dangerous.
Dangerous by Gunsmoke plays as the tag team champs come to the ring.
They start out trading blows back and forth, neither giving a step. Jared ducks a right, then nails a clothesline that takes him and Rusty over to the floor, as the ref calls for the bell. Don Vito nails a kick to the lower midsection, grabs the waist and takes Derrick over with a belly to belly overhead release suplex. Jared is being whipped to the steps, but he falls down, pulling Rusty past him and hard into the steel steps. Jared climbs the corner, and waits, as Don Vito turns, Jared leaps off nailing a missle dropkick to the chin.
Jorge: What a start to the match, complete chaos.
Mike: Extremely Dangerous wants to keep the titles, this will be one hell of a tag team match.
Jared pulls Don Vito up and into the corner, where he starts to lay in the boots, one after another, over and over. Derrick joins in and the double team insues. Rusty is back up and slides into the ring, the big man charges the duo, catching them both turning around and dropping them with a double clothesline. Rusty pulls Derrick up and sends him over the top to the floor. He then grabs ahold of Jared, turning him and lifting him up for a belly to back suplex, Don Vito gets up, grabs the head and they nail a double team move, a combined belly to back neckbreaker. Don Vito covers.
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Jared kicks out, then grabs the rope and pulls himself to the floor. Don Vito grabs the rope and springboards over the top, catching him with a cross body on the floor. Derrick is back in the ring and is behind Rusty, he grabs the waist, lifts and drills him into the mat with a German Suplex, he rolls, lifts and again drives him in the mat with a German Suplex, and again he rolls, and Holloway finishes off his trademark triple German Suplex.
Jorge: Holloway nails his trademark move, with ease, as Extremely Dangerous has dominated this match.
Mike: What match are you watching? They are evenly matched, both tag team are very good.
Holloway pulls Rusty up, and hooks both arms, lifting Rusty up like a double underhook, then drives straight down with an inverted piledriver. Holloway hooks the leg.
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Save by Don Vito at 2 and 1/2. Don Vito pulls Derrick up and whips him to the ropes, catching him with a spinning powerslam. Don Vito hoists him up on his shoulders and drives him down with a Death Valley Driver. Don Vito covers.
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Jared Medrano pulls Don Vito from the ring, giving him a clubbing blow to the head. Jared kicks him in the gut, and delivers a gut wrench suplex on the floor. Jared climbs up to the apron, leaps up, and springboards backward nailing a flying 180 moonsault splash on the floor. Jared starts back in the ring, when the Imperial March plays in the arena. Jared slides into the ring and looks toward the entrance ramp as two men come out holding Polish flags.
Jorge: We have an interruption, who are these guys?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, I don't know who they are, but they are coming to the ring, tha tmuch is for sure.
Jorge: But what could they want, they are not listed to be on the show.
Mike: If you don't know who they are, how do you know they weren't scheduled to be here.
The first of the two guys, Donovan Putski, climbs up to the apron and gets the ref's attention. The other guy, Mike Kawalski, is badmouthing Jared Medrano. Jared leans over the top rope pointing a finger at him, as he does, Mike whacks his with the flag pole. Jared falls backward and Rusty rolls him up.
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RA: The winners of the match and NEW UWF World Tag Team Champions, Rusty and Don Vito Rossalini, the Rossalini Brothers.
Mike: I don't believe this, these guys just cost Extremely Dangerous the tag team titles, this is outrageous, uncalled for.
Jorge: For once I agree, if you want to make a name, do it in the ring, Extremely Dangerous will not take this lying down whatsoever.
Mike: Those guys are getting into the ring.
Derrick saw what happened and turns Mike towards him, nailing him with a right hand. From behind he is walloped with the other flag pole, Putski puts the flag in the corner, and then starts laying in the boots. Jared comes in and tries a clothesline, but Donovan ducks it, steps inside his leg, and drops him with a reverse Russian Leg Sweep. Derrick is back up and charges them both, they look at each other, drop down, grab Derrick and slam him face first with a flapjack. Don Vito bumps into Kawalski, and they come face to face, Kawalski, nails him with a right hand, boot and a ddt. Kawalski lays in several kicks, then takes the legs, and slaps on an Indian Death Lock. Rusty tries to save him, but Donovan nails him with a spear, not massive but enough to take him down. Donovan grabs the leg, and drops down with a full extended Hammerlock, writhing the arm as hard as he can. They both keep the holds on until J-Dawg and Hardcore Styles come out from the back looking to get even. The Polish Gladiators quickly leave the ring, doing what they had come here to do.
Mike: I am getting word that these guys will do an interview this Saturday at Carnage for their official debut for the UWF.
Jorge: The Polish what? Gladiators no wait we are out of time....
