The show kicks off with some ear popping fireworks that electrify the arena. The UWF Theme plays as Mike and Jorge take their seats at ringside.
Jorge: Wow what a series of fireworks. Welcome to Wednesday Night Warfare, the big news for the UWF was released earlier today.
Mike: Was that big news or what, lets go to the tape of the locker room meeting, with the Owner and President of the UWF, President Kelley.
The UWFtron comes to life as President Kelley is looking at the troops, the suprise of the group is Jendryk Epsilon, who is in street clothes, while some of the other wrestlers are in their gear. The World Champion Outcast has a ref's shirt on for his ref job in the main event, KevDogg is in his wheelchair surronded by the members of his stable, the world tag team champions, Rusty and Don Vito Rossalini, Russ and Kid Adams, while Xplicit Carnage, Steve and Shawn Stryker, and Jaysyn Fury seemingly not wanting to be there, and the XWO is in force as their former champion Jendryk, with Hardcore Champion J-Dawg, Hardcore Styles, and Extremely Dangerous are all there. Xtreme T back from Vacation, Scott Toker, a guy who has been extremely Impressive lately, with the VP and Commish listening in to what the President has to say.
President Kelley: Earlier today, I had a meeting with a tv company, they are going to be giving us an opportunity to become a top notch fed. The opportunity for new recruits, new members, and better matches could be in our near future. I have to say, I'm happy with the deal, the UWF can go nowhere but up, and that makes you guys the ground for us to build on. Tonight is a night to show X-Net that we are in fact the newest commodity, and worth every penny. This is the time to step up and prove you are worthy, with a rating high in the charts, or even a solo wrestler showing his worth, can give us a name, one that others will want to check out. Good Luck tonight, and lets show the world, what we can do.
Thunderstruck by AC/DC plays as Kid Adams makes his way into the ring.
RA: His opponent, weighing in at 139 pounds, standing 5'10, from Trenton, New Jersey, Xtreme T.
Rockbottom by Eminem plays as Xtreme T makes his return to the ring after a long delay.
They lock up, Xtreme T with a go behind, with a quick roll up.
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No the surpised Kid kicks out. Adams gets to his feet and delivers a quick kick to the stomach, jumps up and brings the leg down on the neck with a arial legdrop.
Jorge: Whoa that was a quick pin attempt there by Xtreme T.
Mike: Little guys are always quick.
Kid Adams pulls Xtreme T to his feet, whipping him hard into the corner, slamming into him with a full splash. Kid brings him out of the corner, pushes the head down, hooks his foot around his head and whips him to the mat with a leg whip neckbreaker. Kid Adams goes to the corner, he climbs very quickly, sets up in the corner, and comes off with a spinning spiral splash, Xtreme T rolls out of the way, the kid splashing hard on the mat.
Mike: Crash Landing, someone call the clean up crew.
Jorge: A high risk move misfires, now both men are down.
Xtreme T pulls himself up in the corner, breathing heavy. He rushes at Kid Adams, leaping up for a head scissors takeover, but Adams blocks it, he twirls him around and takes him down with a devastating sitout powerbomb. He hooks both legs.
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RA: The winner of the match, Lightning Kid Adams.
Jorge: The Kid countered with a powerbomb, that knocked the daylights out of Xtreme T, Kid "Lightning" Adams is the number one contender for the Lightweight Title.
Mike: It's over, yes, what a way to end the match quickly.
Jorge: Yes whatever, you were entertained.
Mike: You are so right, we have some excitement in the back.
It seems that the owner's brother is in the building, and walking around, he is picked up coming out of the XWO locker room, with a big grin on his face, as Alisha Stone catches up with him.
Mark Kelley: Well either this is my birthday present, six months early, or you have been sent down from the clouds.
Alisha: I'm no Angel? Mark this past Saturday Night you showed up to Carnage saying your brother used your money to start the UWF, and here you are again, what are you doing here in Oklahoma City?
Maniac Mark Kelley: I am the owner of the company, I'm here to see that the show runs very smoothly, and very consistantly. Mike can say what he wants, but I have the check that he cashed to get the money for this, this place that could be so much better.
Alisha: You are not the owner of this company, it is not your John Hancock on the checks that I cash. What do you plan on doing?
Suddenly the VP steps into the picture looking eye to eye with Mark Kelley, looking him up and down, then taking the mic and giving Mrs. Stone a get lost stare.
VP Harris: I think you and I need to talk, shall we head this way?
After a short look at each other, the VP and Mark Kelley take a walk, as the camera head back to Jorge and Mike.
Mike: Hmmm, did that look a little to obvious to you?
Jorge: The Maniac can do some crazy things, and if he gets the VP on his side, this could get ugly real fast.
Mike: The VP was eyeing him at Carnage, maybe they will fire your ass so I can get some hot ass lady on here, that likes to wear tight clothing.
Jorge: You still wouldn't score.
Thunderstruck by AC/DC plays as Russ Adams slides into the ring.
RA: His opponent weighing in at 280 pounds, standing 6'4, from Brooklyn, New York, he is one half of the UWF World Tag Team Champions, Rusty "Silician" Rossalini.
Rusty comes to the ring as the Godfather theme plays.
They lock up quickly as Russ Adams pushes him back into the corner, he raises his hands and gives a clean break. The two guys shake hands, both representing Deadly Agression. They lock up again, Rusty steps back, and gives an arm drag, and locks in an arm bar. Russ Adams pushes his way to his feet, spins around and locks in a hammer lock. Rusty reaches around, then up, and then down, then grabs the head and brings him over the top with a snap mare, and leans in with a revese chin lock.
Jorge: Several clean counters, how long with this last.
Mike: Until Rusty gets pissed off, then that sportsmanship will leave faster than your last date.
Russ Adams pushes his way to his feet, spins inside the chin lock, grabs the waist and takes him down with a belly to back side suplex. Both men pop right up, Rossalini nails him with a straight right hand to the side of the head, grabs the arm and sends him into the corner hard, as he comes out, he goes to whip him again, but Adams reverses it, sending him into the opposite corner, crushing the ref who could not get out of the way.
Mike: The ref needs to lose weight, he got crushed in the corner.
Jorge: We need a replacement ref in the ring. No wait, we have something better.
Steve Stryker hits the ring running, he slides in, kicks Rusty in the gut, and drops him with a ring shaking ddt. He pulls him up, lifts him for his cradle piledriver, but Russ Adams nails him from behind. Russ lifts him up, spins him and drives him into the mat with a sit out powerbomb. Russ pulls him up, and tosses him over the top rope to the floor. He points a finger at him, as Rusty is getting to his feet. Rusty hooks the waist and takes him over with a German Suplex, but there is no ref, as one comes from the back, slides into the ring.
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He kicked out quickly, Rusty pulls him up, and hooks him, takes him over with a fisherman's suplex, the crushed ref and the new ref both count.
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Jorge: Interesting, both refs counted and are now arguing over who won and who lost.
Mike: The official ref is holding up the hand of Russ Adams, the second ref that of Rusty Rossalini.
RA: The referees have both declared one man the winner, this match is a Draw!
Mike: There you have it, a draw, neither man will get the official W, but I think Russ Adams just made a new enemy.
Jorge: If nothing else, he may have just energized Steve Stryker to come after the US Title, when he has only been thinking Tag Team.
Mike: Now comes the big Triple Threat Elimination Match.
Jorge: One member from the three leading tag teams, one team will come out on top, if Shawn or Derrick wins, they get a tag team title shot, if Don Vito wins, then they get to pick whichever teams they want to face.
Mike: The tag team scene is becoming very mixed, here we go.
RA: The following match is scheduled for two falls, with no time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 301 pounds, standing 6'5, from Los Angeles, California, Derrick Holloway.
Dangerous by Gunsmoke plays as Derrick Holloway makes his way to the ring.
RA: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 254 pounds, standing 6'4, from Chicago, Illinois, Shawn Stryker.
Unforgiven by Metallica leads Shawn Stryker to the ring.
RA: On his way to the ring, weighing in at 268 pounds, standing 6'2, from Brooklyn, New York, he is one half of the UWF World Tag Team Champions, Don Vito Rossalini.
Don Vito comes down to the ring, walking around as the GodFather theme plays.
Shawn Stryker levels Derrick Holloway in the ring with a clubbing axe handle blow to the back. Shawn pulls him up, pulls the arm through, and takes him over the head and down hard with a pump handle fall away slam. Shawn pulls him up, hooks the arm and shoulder and takes him over the top with a T-Bone Suplex. Don Vito slides into the ring, the titles still on, waits for him to turn, when he does, he hooks and spins around driving him into the mat with a swinging side suplex. Don Vito pulls him up, hooks the head and shoulder and spins him to the mat with a rolling power plex.
Jorge: Don Vito picked his spot, nails the Dice Roll.
Mike: My kind of thug, wait until the perfect time, then pounce.
Don Vito pulls Stryker up and sends him over the top rope to the floor, then gets poised for Derrick. Derrick is getting up, slowly at first, turns and walks into a boot, then an inverted powerbomb plant, driving his face and chest into the mat. Don Vito turns him over and covers.
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Kickout by Derrick Holloway, as he rolls away. Shawn Stryker is up on the ring apron, jumping up and springboarding into the ring nailing a springboard clothesline on Don Vito. He pulls Don Vito up, scoops and slams him down on the mat. Shawn Stryker helps Don Vito up, hooks both arms in a double underhook, lifts him in the air, and then drives him down with a piledriver. He gets up and is nailed by Derrick Holloway immediately. Derrick goes to the ropes and nails a clothesline that takes him over the top and to the floor. The ref looks at Don Vito out cold and then turns, starting the ten count.
Jorge: Looks like the blood fued these two teams are having isn't over yet.
Mike: I tell you what, Shawn Stryker's End Game is an impressive move, Don Vito is still out, and the ref's count is climbing.
Four as Shawn is slammed face first into the steel steps. Five comes and goes as Derrick pulls him up and slams him into the base of the announcers table, and starts pulling out the tv monitors. Six as he lifts Shawn up, Seven as he tries to lift him, but Shawn hits a back drop, sending him hard to the floor. Eight comes as Shawn turns around, pulling him up, hooking the arms, nine follows as Shawn lifts him up, then drives him hard into the small pad covering the concrete floor. Ten comes as the ref calls for the bell, lifting the hand of Don Vito who is out cold on the mat. Shawn doesn't care, he has shown he is no longer playing games.
Jorge: I didn't see that coming, looks like Don Vito gets the win, in one try.
Mike: Double Count outs suck, they should just put them inside a cage, lock the door, and throw out the rule book.
RA: The winner of the match, Don Vito Rossalini.
Jorge: That sounds interesting, a triple threat match, how would that work?
Mike: The object would be to beat your opponent down, and then throw them out of the cage, the last man in the cage wins the match for his team.
Jorge: You should be in booking.
Mike: Hell no, I just love to see Carnage on Carnage, there might not be a Carnage this week, but I know this, if anyone in the back likes this idea use it, settle this 3 team fued once and for all.
Jorge: It's Hardcore Title Time, this should be one hell of a match.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is the for the UWF Hardcore Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 5'9, from Marietta, Georgia, Hardcore Styles.
Hardcore Styles comes to the ring with an intense look, as El Cu Guy plays.
RA: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 260 pounds, Standing 6'5, from Marietta, Ohio, he is the UWF Hardcore Champion, J-Dawg.
J-Dawg by Anybody Killa plays as the Hardcore Champions hits the ring from the crowd, chair in hand.
J-Dawg slams the chair into the back of Hardcore Styles, giving him another shot for good measure. J-Dawg drops the chair, pulls Styles up, and drops him onto the chair with a ddt. J-Dawg slides from the ring, looking for some hardware, he pulls out a pair of tables, sliding them both into the ring. He slides in, setting up one table in the center of the ring, and leaning the second one in the corner. J-Dawg pulls Styles up, puts him on his shoulder and then drives Styles through the table with a powerbomb. J-Dawg covers.
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Styles somehow gets the shoulder up. J-Dawg pulls him up again, and takes him over to the corner, lifts him on his shoulders, planning his suplex cruncher, where he lifts him for a hooked vertical suplex, then drops down, driving his neck and shoulder down hard as he sits down. He lifts him up, but Styles slips over, hooks the waist and sends J-Dawg crashing through the table with a German Suplex.
Jorge: Two Tables already, and we just got started.
Mike: J-Dawg was going for the Pittbull Plunge, but Styles was able to slip out, way to early for that big of a move.
Styles gets up and pulls J-Dawg up out of the crushed table. Styles twists him around and drops him with a side out bulldog. He covers.
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J-Dawg kicks out quickly. Hardcore Styles pulls him up, hooks the waist and takes him over with a blizzard suplex, adding some snap to it. He then slides from the ring, pulling J-Dawg with him. Styles slams him face first into the steel railing, the scoops him, and laying him onto the railing. He ties up both feet into the steel railing, and climbs up on the apron, he sets then runs down the apron, diving off, driving both knees into the exposed gut and head of J-Dawg.
Jorge: Driving suicide knees to the face and chest of J-Dawg.
Mike: J-Dawg hung out to dry, the tree of woe.
J-Dawg slumps to the floor as Styles lifts the apron and pulls out two tables. He pulls J-Dawg up and whips him into the steel guard railing. Styles pulls the railing closer, and wedges the table on the apron and the railing, then stacks a second table right next to it. He shakes it seeing it is a bit wobbly, then extends one of the legs and puts it on the outside of the railing. Styles brings J-Dawg over and lays him on the tables, and then starts the climb. He gets to the top of ring up the corner and turns, poised to come down, and J-Dawg is gone. J-Dawg comes up behind him in the corner, grabs, lifts and takes him out of the corner with a Death Valley Driver crashing them both through the tables, J-Dawg ends up on top of Styles, neither man moving. The ref starts counting.
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RA: The winner of the match, and still UWF Hardcore Champion, J-Dawg.
Mike: Can I say it again, looks like another train wreck at ringside.
Jorge: Devastating move, they are lucky neither man is dead after that move.
Mike: You morbid fool, lets go to the back, Mike Miller is with Jagged Edge.
The camera watches as Steve Stryker is slamming a steel chair into the concrete floor, he doesn't look to happy.
Mike: Steve Stryker, earlier tonight you got involved...
Steve: Shut up, Russ Adams you want to interfere in my business? You want to step into something I'm doing? You just signed your death warrant boy, I want a match, one week from tonight if that chump is willing. You opened up a can that you should have left the top on, now you will pay.
Mike: Shawn Stryker you lost your match ealier tonight, do you think that will cost Jagged Edge an eventual title shot?
Shawn: That is a decision I don't have to make, if not for Derrick Holloway, we could have been fighting for the right at a shot, but his ego ended that. Just remember that they both felt End Game, I'm sure Derrick has a headache right now. I don't really care what happens, the future is full of possibilities.
Mike: There you have it, Jagged Edge, back to Jorge and Mike.
Jorge: Seems like Steve Stryker has turned his attention toward Russ Adams, I've seen him when he is pissed off, and frankly it can be a pretty scary situation.
Mike: Russ Adams better hope he is prepared, cause Steve will want to make an example. We have Leslie Simms in the back with Don Vito and Rusty Rossalini.
Leslie: Don Vito you won the three way battle, have you picked a team yet to defend against?
Don Vito: Extremely Dangerous.
Rusty: Jagged Edge.
Leslie: Is that a triple threat tag team match?
Rusty: Extremely Dangerous
Don Vito: Jagged Edge
Leslie: I can see that you two are on the same page, so at this point we have no idea who, when, where or why.
Don Vito: Shut up Rusty, I won the match, it will be Extremely Dangerous and the Rossalini Brothers for the titles, and that's final.
Leslie: There you have it, Extremely Dangerous gets the World Tag Team Title match.
Jorge: Brothers never agree, nothing new there.
Mike: Looks like the ring is finally clear of all the crunched furniture, its time for the main event.
RA: It's time for the Main Event, and for this match, our special Guest Referee, he is the UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Outcast. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds, standing 6'2 from Louisville, Kentucky, he is the European Heavyweight Champion, Scott Toker
Late Nite Tip by Three Six Mafia leads the European Championship around the waist.
RA: His opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 272 pounds, standing 6'8, from Atlanta, Georgia, he is the UWF Television Champion, "The Prodigy" Jaysyn Fury.
Bone Crusher's Never Scared plays as The TV champ makes his entrance.
Mike: This is a match of two champions, no belts are on the line.
Jorge: It's great to see champions do battle, Scott Toker has been hot since he joined the UWF.
Mike: This is a big test, because next week on Carnage, Outcast will defend the World Title against Jaysyn Fury.
Jorge: Scott Toker could be next in line, and a win here would definately give him notice.
The Bell rings as they two stars lock up, Fury slides around putting on a side headlock, wrenching the arm to add pressure. Fury pushes him off into the ropes, Toker slams into him with a shoulder block, sending him to the mat. Toker goes to the ropes, Fury drops down, as Toker goes over, Fury with a leap frog, Toker stops turns and nails him with a perfect standing drop kick. Fury slides to the corner, looking up at him with a look of disbelief.
Jorge: Toker is fast, you got to watch his every move.
Mike: The first exchange goes to Toker.
Fury gets up and they lock up again, Fury pokes Toker in the eyes, grabs the head and rakes his face down the top turnbuckle. Outcast pulls him off warning Fury about illegal taticts. Fury pushes past him and pulls Toker up sending him to the ropes, stepping in a giving him a huge back body drop, Fury bounces off the ropes and drops a short leg drop across the neck. Toker rolls over holding his neck, grabs the ropes and pulls himself up quickly, getting in a huge kick, then a forearm to the back, he grabs the waist and takes him over with a gutwrench suplex.
Mike: Fury and Outcast really locked eyes, those two are headed for a World Title showdown.
Jorge: This could get ugly fast, the VP knew what he was doing, he wanted a huge main event and he's got it.
Toker grabs the arm and locks in an arm bar lock, twisting the arm, and interlocking the leg to add pressure on the shoulder. Fury reaches the ropes, grabbing ahold. Outcast starts the five count, getting to four before he lets go of the hold. Outcast starts warning Toker about playing fair. Toker ignores him and pulls Fury up, sending him to the ropes, he catches him with a spinning powerslam, he hooks the back leg.
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Kickout by Fury, as Toker doesn't stop, he pulls him up, pushes him into the corner, gives him a big forearm to the jaw, then a loud echoing backhand chop. He follows that up with a second backhand chop, then brings him out of the corner with a hip toss, goes back to the corner, runs out, snapping the head forward. Toker pulls him up, Fury grabs his head and drops straight down, giving Scott Toker a jaw breaker.
Jorge: We need some toothache medicine, Toker's going to feel that one.
Mike: Fury desperate to stop the torrid pace, smart move, guys with hard heads should use them to their advantage.
Fury pulls himself up, and Toker does the same thing, they lock up again in the center of the ring, Toker gets a side headlock on Fury, Fury with a reversal and puts on a hammerlock. He grabs the waist and takes him over with a hammerlock belly to back suplex. Toker pulls him up, pulls the arm behind him and pushes him hard into the corner, that shoulder slamming hard. Toker again puts the arm behind the back, scoops and slams Fury down hard on the mat. Toker pushes him into the corner and follows with a running clothesline. Toker spins and climbs the corner, taking a seat on the top turnbuckle, he leans down, applying a sleeper hold. Very slowly lifting him up from the mat, finally sitting straight up, pretty much hanging his opponent there, he leaps out, taking the guy with him, turning it from a sleeper, into a bulldog in mid air. Toker rolls over grabbing the leg.
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RA: The winner of the match, the UWF European Champion, Scott Toker.
Outcast gets Fury to his feet, spins him around, kicks him in the stomach, giving him a Stunner, which he calls the OD. Outcast pulls him back up, lifts and plants him with a Juvi Driver, the Silent Prayer. He calls for one more when Scott Toker pushes him away. They lock eyes, Outcast goes for a shot, but Toker ducks him, kicks him and levels him with a hard right hand, sending him hard to the mat. Outcast slides from the ring pointing at Scott Toker.
Jorge: Toker dropped the World Champion, Fury is still down.
Mike: Outcast picked his spots, he called it down the middle, but that was all he did, afterwards he took out his opponent for next Saturday Night.
Jorge: Sure did, we are out of time, see you next week for Warfare. 