Jorge: Closings? Openings? Quitting? Joining? The UWF grows and it expands and tonight is the first chapter in that expansion.

Mike: This comes a week after the Vice President says he is going to walk out but today while pulling into the parking area his Corvette was parked in his usual place.

Jorge: Maybe it comes with the spot.

Mike: I doubt it because the Vice President has somekind of love connection with that car.

Jorge: Well enough about him what about the bombshell Maniac Mike Kelley dropped on us and how will it affect the UWF.

Mike: This bombshell has caused the UWF to united in someways but it is causing some tensions in the back. After the WOA guys attacked the UWF guys they have to coexist in the lockerroom tonight before thier respective matches and from what I seen earlier between the women at the catering bar this coexistance isn't going to last long. Why? You'll see.

Jorge: Well Mike our Vice President is coming down to the ring as he has some sort of bombshell announcment to get things started off on tonights show, lets get down to ringside.

The instrumental version of Trust plays as President Harris walks down to the ring. He is holding some contracts and microphone and he has a serious look on his face. He climbs onto the ring apron and into ring.

Vice President Harris: So I was in the back last week feeling the heat from the boys, and feeling like I was about ready to quit but then Mike called me and said Kevin we need you here so my master plan can be unleashed and that I can make my brother look bad. I said well I'll have to think about it but i'm here today so I guess you, the fans know where I stand. That's why i'm calling out this man, i'm calling him out because since he has been here he has started more crap than anyone else in the UWF, Nostrom get your ass out here because I have something to tell you. If you and Mike thought that I was on your side then you were wrong. I stand here tonight because Mark asked me to and I'll be damned if you or anyone else will ever take full control over the UWF.

Here comes the money plays as Nostrom walks out onto the rampway. He already has a microphone.

Nostrom: Harris, you are not needed here and with the authority given from Mike i'm going to remove you from the building. Thats right Harris get to know the Celtic Warriors, for they are right behind you.

The Celtic Warriors rush through the crowd and into the ring and are standing behind Vice President Harris, all of a sudden the Rossalini Brothers come out from under the ring and stand behind the Celtic Brothers. Harris turns around and begins to talk to the Celtic Warriors.

VP Harris: I can offer you a more lucrative deal boys, just leave your current employer and ditch the WOA and join the UWF where the action is at. There is no need to do this, and before you back me up into a corner think about my friends behind you.

A brawl begins to ensue between Mad Dogg/Ice and Rusty/Don Rossalini. While this is going on Vice President Harris is running down Nostrom.

VP Harris: Nostrom did you really think that i'm that stupid not to come out with any back up? Referee get this match started.

Vice President Harris climbs out of the ring and runs up the ramp after Nostrom but is cut down by a clothesline from hell. The man who did this was black, built and has dreadlocks. The man picks the VP and throws him off the stage.

Nostrom: Whose smarter now Kevin, just pick up your pieces and join the masses when i inform the world who my monster is.

Jorge: Wow, Kevin did quit but was called and rehired by Mike, who claims to own the UWF because it was his money that started up the company, and now he is here but only because Mark convinced him into staying in the UWF.

Mike: I know did you see the size on that big dude, man the trainers are out there looking over VP Harris now and Nostrom just keeps looking at the VP laughing, thats just sick.

Jorge: He picked Kevin up and slung him like he was a pillow or something Mike. That is very scary.

Mike: Indeed but the main question on everyone's mind is this, who is the monster and why is he here?

Jorge: That is indeed the question and now this brawl that has started between the two tag teams, Celtic Warriors, Ice/Mad Dogg and The Rossalini Brothers has turned into an official match.

The referee rings the bell to get the match started

Both teams brawl back and forth until the referee gets them seperated and gets some order back into the match. The legal men are Ice and Don Vito. Don Vito and Ice lockup and Ice hits the irish whip. Ice goes for the clothesline but Don Vito ducks it, bounces off the other ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Don Vito goes for a quick pin without hooking the legs but Ice quickly gets out of the pin. Both men are punching back and forth until they get to thier feet. Ice goes for a kick but it's blocked but Ice counters with an Ensiguri.Ice goes for a pin and hooks the legs.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

(Kick Out)

Jorge: Nice Ensiguri

Mike: No doubt it was excellently executed. Hopefully Don Vito can recover.

Both men climb to thier feet, they lock up again and Don Vito goes for the reach around. He gets it and goes for a german suplex but the referee is distracted by a fan and Ice hits Don Vito underneath the waist. Don Vito falls to his knees as Ice goes to pin Mad Dogg. Mad Dogg gets the tag and climbs into the ring as Don Vito is trying to extend his hand out to reach his tag team partners but as soon as the hands were ready to connect Mad Dogg pulls Don Vito away from Rusty Rossalini. Mad Dogg locks on the Indian Deathlock in the middle of the ring. Don Vito tries not to tap but the pain is extreme but he tries to reach the ropes, however they are still far away. Holding out his hand Don Vito seconds from submitting inches forward and grabs the ropes. The referee makes Mad Dogg break the hold but he doesnt break the hold. The referee counts to five.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: Break the hold!

Ref: 4

Jorge: He needs to watch how long he keeps his opponents in a hold

Mike: Yeah because our refs follow the rulebooks to a t -- no matter what side you are on.

Mad Dogg breaks the hold and stomps Don Vito down in his corner. He uses his boot to choke Don Vito and begins to stomp him down some more. Mad Dogg goes to the other corner turnbuckle and runs towards Don Vito like he is going to do a bronco buster but Don blocks it with his foot. He sends Mad Dogg onto the floor holding himself. Don Vito gets up out of the turnbuckle falls over onto the mat but makes the tag. Rusty climbs the turnbuckle and Don rolls out of the ring. As Mad Dogg climbs to his feet Rusty delievers a missile drop kick. Rusty climbs to his feet, Mad Dogg climbs to his and they throw punches at each ther until Rusty throws a punch and it almost knocks Mad Dogg off his feet. Rusty hits the leg sweep and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1

(Kick Out)

Rusty hooks Mad Doggs legs and locks on the figure four leg lock. Mad Dogg struggles in pain and reaches for the ropes. He holds on and Rusty has to break the hold. They climb to thier feet again and Mad Dogg sends Rusty into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Rusty ducks and comes back with a swinging neckbreaker. Rusty climbs the turnbuckle and goes for the frogsplash, midway in the air Mad Dogg moves and Rusty hits nothing but the mat. Mad Dogg picks Rusty up by the hair and delievers an atomic drop and then irishwhips him into the turnbuckle. Once in the turnbuckle Mad Dogg pancakes Rusty and Rusty falls into Mad Dogg. Mad Dogg delievers a Northern lights suplex.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

(Kick Out)

Jorge: He barely kicked out of that manuver.

Mike: I thought the match was over.

Rusty doesnt move as Mad Dogg drags him across the mat to the other side of ther ring. He lays Rusty across the ropes and attempts a gillotine on the ropes but Rusty moves. He crawls across the ring and makes the tag to Don, Mad Dogg makes the tag to Ice and both men enter the ring. Ice goes for a clothesline but Don Vito ducks. Don Vito grabs Ice hand and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Don Vito kicks Ice in the corner and then lifts him up on the turnbuckle and goes for a inverted dvd off the turnbuckle but Don Vito is pushed off and he lands on the mat. Ice jumps off the turnbuckle with with a clothesline and misses Don Vito. Ice turns around and Don Vito kicks him in the gut, he delivers a tornado ddt and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

(Mad Dogg pulls Don Vito off Ice and out of the ring)

Mad Dogg kicks Don Vito in the gut and goes to deliever a Mad Dog Bomb onto the concrete floor but Rusty Cage attacks from behind. Don Vito rolls back into the ring but Ice is scoping him out. As Don Vito climbs to his feet and turns around Ice goes for the Ice Pick and spears him into the turnbuckle. Don Vito falls forward on his face and Ice rolls him over and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: 3....no he kicked out.

Jorge: Did you see that spear?

Mike: Yeah he calls it the Ice Pick but this one was more brutal than most.. the force sent Don Vito's skull into the turnbuckle knocking him unconscious. While Rusty and Mad Dogg were fighting on the outside Ice can't believe Don Vito kicked out.

Jorge: He is one half the world tag team champions, of course he is going to kick out.

Ice pulls Don Vito up, sending him hard into the corner, he sets and then rushes in for another ice pick, but Don Vito is pushed out of the way by Rusty, and Ice runs shoulder first into the steel post, falling sideways and lands hard on the floor. Mad Dogg is back into the ring, he slides in and goes after but is nailed by Rusty with a huge clothesline. Rusty points up top as he lifts Mad Dogg up on his shoulders. A wobblely Don Vito climbs up, comes off with a huge clothesline. He covers.

Ring Announcer: Your winners of the match, Don Vito and Rusty Rossalini.

Chaos Theory hits VanNostrom comes walking out with a microphone he taunts the crowd a bit to get them riled up and the fans are now yelling and cheering so loud that its very hard to hear yourself think. Vannostrom puts the micrphone up to his mouth and begins to speak.

VanNostrom:Listen up its the v.o.n talking to you up from the stage can i get some lights up here. Thank you know i have a surprise for everyone of you fans today we witness a birth of a new uwf/woa superstar. I personally took the liberty of taking this new superstar under my wing and i am gonna teach him everything I know so Juice can you come out here please.

VanNostrom: As you can see this is Juice Johnson he will be recognized as one of the most newest technical wrestlers today as for his debut tonight we have a special match we like to call it the 2 minute hit and I guarantee you that the juice dosnt need to take a whole 2 mins to demolish this man that we are about to bring out so juice head to the ring and i will introduce you to your opponent.

VanNostrom: Ladies and gentleman coming down hailing from the Van Nostrom school of wrestling Sammy "Sassy" Salamie.

Sammy comes running down the rampway he slides in the ring the Juice starts stomping on Sammy. Sammy holds on to the bottom ropes and Juice yells at him to get up. Sammy gets up he looks at Juice and the timer is now at 1:35 secs. Juice tells Sammy to hurry up and Sammy runs at Juice but Juice hops over him.Juice lands on his feet and Sammy turns around. Juice kicks him in the gut he pulls Sammy up onto his shoulders and goes for a modified neckbreaker. Juice goes for the pin 1..2..3 the timer stops at 58 secs.

The Universaltron comes on and Vice President Harris is in the back. He is sitting at his desk looking directly towards Juice.

VP Harris: So you are the one who attacked me earlier tonight, luckily for me I have a high treshold for pain Juice and I wasen't injured by the antics of our new General Manager of Wednesday Warfare but I will tell you this Juice I think that whole thing was planned to where Sammy would lose and it was a waste of time, infact Juice i'll say you're a no talented piece of crap and you're not worth the time of day and I don't even know why you are on Wednesday Warfare.

VanNostrom: He is here because I brought him here Harris and it is a shame that he didnt finish the job of hurting you because if he did i'd be running this forsaken show and my group from the WOA would be taking over.

VP Harris: I refuse to let you do that VanNostrom and i'll battle to the end.. I'll use any means possible to cripple the invasion of the WOA and it starts here. How much is he paying you Juice? 500 a week? I'll increase it to $2000.

Juice: He's paying me more than that sucka and infact it will be the UWF joining the WOA not the otherway around.

VP Harris: I'm sad you feel that way. I really am

The Universaltron shuts down

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring, Art Vandalay

Jorge: Art is on his way to the ring, maybe his manager will come sit with us tonight.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring, Devin Hawk.

Mike: Devin Hawk looks impressive Jorge. This match should be good.

Both men are in the ring and they lock up, Hawk goes for the irish whip but it's reversed by Vandalay, but it's reversed by Hawk who clotheslines Vandalay over the top rope. Vanadalay lands on his feet and grabs Hawks foot causing him to trip before he could springboard off the top rope. Vandalay climbs on the apron and goes for a jaw breaker but Hawk counters and suplexes Vandalay into the ring. Hawk gets in Vandalay's face and talks trash to him but he rakes Hawks eyes. Vandalay climbs to his feet, bounces off the ropes and delievers a kick to Hawks face. Vandalay goes for the pin but is easily military pressed off Hawk. Vandalay hits the mat almost taking out the referee as Hawk grabs the ropes and climbs to his feet. Hawk grabs Vandalay and sends him into the ropes, as he bounces off the ropes Hawk executes a perfect drop toe hold aquainting Vandalay face first into the mat. He goes for the pin.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

(Kick Out)

Hawk climbs to his feet grabbing Vandalay by his beard pulling him up off the ring. Vandalay elbows him in the chest and bounces off the ropes and comes back with a neckbreaker. Vandalay goes for a springboard moonsault off the top rope but Hawk moves before the move could connect. Hawk picks him up by the hair again and picks Vandalay's body up in the air. He holds it there for a few seconds so the blood can rush to his head. Hawk falls back causing Vandalay to land on his back in the ring. Hawk goes for the Boston Crab.

Ref: Do you give up?

Vandalay: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Jorge: Will he submit?

Mike: I don't know Jorge, he might just submit.

Vandalay inches towards the ropes but Hawk pulls him back out to the center of the ring. Vandalay is screaming in the middle of the ring in pain but he manages to push himself up and pull himself to the ropes. He grabs ahold of them for life.

Ref: Break it up..

Hawk lets Vandalay climb to his feet. Both men are staring nose to nose and Vandalay begins to push and shove Hawk. Hawk looks Vandalay down and comes back with a running clothesline. Hawk grabs Vandalays legs but Vandalay kicks him in the face. Vandalay climbs to his feet and begins to pummel Hawk with punches followed by an irish whip into the ropes. Hawk grabs the ropes and stops himself. Both men agree to lock up and Vandalay gets the upper hand. Vandalay starts off with a cheap head butt followed by an atomic drop. Hawk is dazed and Vandalay puts him in a bear hug and begins squeezing the life out of Hawk. He's on the hold for about a minute and the referee raises Hawks hand, not once but twice, however the third time Hawk "hawks" up and elbows his way out of the bearhug. Hawk goes for a clothesline but Vandalay ducks, springboards off the top rope and goes for the Importer/Exporter but Hawk sidesteps it and hits the Doom Bringer. Hawk goes for the pin.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: 3

Mike: If Hawk wasent in the wrong place then Vandalay would of won his match but Hawk was able to sidestep the Importer/Exporter and come back with the Doom Bringer which is an awesome move.

Jorge: I can't believe the outcome of this match. I had my money on Vandalay.

Mike: Up next we have 'Smokin' James Flames vs. Lanslow Kreeg.

Ring Announcer: The winner of the match, Devin Hawk.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring representing the WOA, 'Smokin' James Flames

Mike; James is a big guy, if any one cand defeat lanslow kreeg it could be him.

Jorge: I agree Mike. This might be Kreeg's biggest challenge.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring representing the UWF, he is Lanslow Kreeg.

Mike: Lanslow looks confident.

Jorge: Some people mistake that confidence for being cocky.

Mike: I think he is cocky, the confidence thing is a sham.

Jorge: What do you know Mike?

Mike: More than you most of the time.

Both men lock up and Kreeg goes for a vertical suplex but is blocked by James when he hooks the legs. James counters with a suplex of his own sending Kreeg onto the mat. Kreeg gets up on his knees and James picks him up by his throat and tosses him into a turnbuckle. Kreeg puts his hands up in a "time out" manner but James does not stop his attack. He sets Kreeg up on the turnbuckle and goes for a superplex but Kreeg is able to reverse it into a DDT off the top turnbuckle. James is out cold so Kreeg drags him over to the corner and sets him up for the baseball slide. Kreeg executes the baseball slide. James falls forward and Kreeg flips him over and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: James has his foot on the ropes.

James climbs to his feet and starts punching at Kreeg and finally delivers an uppercut to take control. He grabs Kreeg's arm and irish whips him into the ropes. James puts his boot in the air and delivers the big boot to Kreeg causing him to fall forcibly on his back. James does a head dive to Kreeg's crotch area.

Jorge: Out that has to be painful for the pride of America.

Mike: I bet it was and I bet it was painful for his love life.

James goes to the turnbuckle and climbs it scouting out Kreeg, as he gets up he jumps off the ropes with diving clothesline taking Kreeg down. James climbs up to his feet and begins to kick Kreeg. Kreeg rolls out of the ring and begins to point and talk trash to James. James looks over the ropes and Kreeg jumps up and grabs the back of James head bringing his neck to the ropes causing him to lose balance. Kreeg jumps on the apron, and springboards off the top rope and delievers a neck breaker to James. Kreeg lifts James head and puts his arm around his neck. He begins to squeeze the life out of his opponent cutting off the oxygen to his brain. The referee raises James arm, it falls. He raises it again and James arm falls.

Jorge: If his arm falls again this match is over and it's been a long time since anyone has ever won with a sleeperhold.

Mike: Almost to long Jorge.

The referee raises James hand but as it comes down it starts shaking and shoots back into the air. James stands up and slings Kreeg off from him. Kreeg lands in the ropes, James goes for a clothesline but Kreeg blocks with a kick to the face of James. Kreeg goes off the ropes again this time delivering a missile drop kick to James sending him stumbling back. Kreeg kicks James in the gut but James grabs his foot before he can, but Kreeg goes for an ensigurhi taking James off his feet. Kreeg puts James in a half boston crab but James easily makes it to the ropes. James climbs to his feet and puts his hand around the throat of Kreeg and lifts him up into the air. Kreeg gouges his eye and boxes James ear forcing him to let go. James goes for the irish whip on Kreeg. James trys to deliever the Smokin' Stunner but Kreeg pushes James away intro the ropes. James bounces into the ropes, turns around and Kreeg sets him up for the Devastating Slam. Kreeg covers

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: 3

Jorge: Kreeg beat the big man, no way.

Mike: I thought at times James had this in the bag.

Ring Announcer: Your winner, Lanslow Kreeg.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring representing the WOA Elaine

From the back, President Kelley comes out to the ring. Elaine is in the ring stretching, as the ref has the Women's Title. He steps into the ring, and takes the title from the ref, and then pulls out a mic.

President Kelley: You know I've got something to say. Witchblade is here but will no compete against Non UWF Personnel. I know everyone is like what the hell is going on here tonight, let me explain. It seems the new GM, doesn't like the new surrondings that he and Maniac Mark have signed off on. I've proved my case to Judge McGregor of the Supreme Court, and they have given me full power in the UWF once again. Therefore Maniac Mark, GM Nordstrom, and the WOA possy, are here be fired and will lose all their matches that the GM signed them up for. However, if any of those guys, wish to leave the WOA and stay with the UWF, for whatever reason, feel free to let me know. Thus the winners of the last two matches tonight by disqualification, Witchblade and Cody Syn. Congratulations, for those Hard Earned victories. Security if Maniac Mark is in the building, escort him out of the building and role the credits, we are done here tonight.

Jorge: No shit, the President has just pulled rank, and ended the WOA and UWF Merger?

Mike: Does that mean I don't get to wear the new UWFA shirts?

Jorge: Nope, we can burn them, sell them, whatever, the UWF will not gain an A at the expense of the WOA. I didn't see much talent there anyway, they are a bunch of jobbers that couldnt' handle the UWF talent pool.

Mike: Folks I guess the show is ending early, President Kelley has pulled rank, and it looks as if he's not done yet.

President Mike Kelley: Further more, Witchblade and the latest lady to sign up for the UWF will meet next week to crown a UWF Women's champion. Cody Syn for his great prep work, will get a shot at the US Champion at No Remorse which will be one week from Carnage this Saturday Night. Plus the main Event is still on, Scott Toker vs Jaysyn Fury, UWF World Title Match. I'll have more for the follow up on this tragic ending to the UWF and WOA merger when I join Alishia Stone in Cornerstone.

Jorge: I guess that is all, we will be back with more on Carnage Saturday Night.