Date: 9/06/03
Location: Cleveland, Ohio.
Arena: Gund
Date: 9/06/03
Location: Cleveland, Ohio.
Arena: Gund
The pryrotechnics fire away as the camera scans the crowd and comes to the announcers table.
Jorge; Welcome to Saturday Night Carnage. I'm Jorge and thats Mike and we'll be bringing you two ass kicking hours full of non stop action.
Mike: Thats right and our first match of the night is Matt Greening who is coming over from the GWL to fight the new comer the mysterious Dragons Breath.
Jorge: I was talking to him the other day and he truely is a man who doesnt speak many words but trust me when he does speak he really does have dragons breath.
Mike: Did you offer him your tic tac's ?
Jorge; Shut up Mike lets get down to ringside where the match is already in progress.
Ref; 2
Ref; Hey take your legs off the ropes!
Dragons Breath gets up and kicks Greeening into the turnbuckle. He grabs Greening by the throat and slams him into the turnbuckle and lifts him up onto of it. Dragons Breath goes for a suplex off the top turnbuckle but Greening counters into a inverted DDT in mid air. Greening goes for the pinfall and the referee begins to count.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Ref; 3
Ring Announcer: Your winner, Matt Greening.
Jorge: Greening was triumphant in his debut match but don't count Dragons Breath out of it yet.
Mike: Dragon put on a very good showing Jorge. I think in the future he may make it in the UWF.
Kasper Runs down to the ring
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring Killler Machine
Killer Machine runs to the ring and slides in. Kasper kicks him onto the mat and backs him into the turnbuckle. Kasper stomps Killer machine and then chokes him with his boot. The referee breaks it up and Killer Machine climbs to his feet. Killer and Kasper throw punches back and forth. Killer Machine with the irish whip off the ropes followed by a clothesline. Kasper hits the mat hard and Killer hits him with a splash.
Ref: 1
Jorge; did you see that splash?
Ref; 2
Mike: It was incredible!
Ref: Kick Out.
Killer Machine grabs Kasper by the mo hawk and picks him up and runs him head first into the turnbuckle. Killer Machine slams his face into the turnbuckle repeatifly until Kasper falls on his back. Killer Machine goes for a top rope splash but Kasper moves out of the way and out of the ring. Killer Machine climbs to his feet and Kasper taunts him on the outside. Killer Machine goes for the baseball slide and connects to Kaspers face. Killer Machine slides out of the ring and throws Kasper in the ring and gets back in the ring. Killer Machine goes for another pin.
Ref; 1
Ref: 2
Ref; Foot on the ropes!
Jorge; He can't keep him down! What is up with that?!?!?
Mike: It's frustrating him.
Killer Machine gets to his feet. Kasper and him brawl some more until Kasper goes into a side headlock. Kasper holds him in the headlock for a few minutes until he jumps foward taking Killer Machine down to the mat with a bulldog. Kasper sping boards off the ropes and hits a moonsault on Killer Machine. He goes for the pin.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Ref: Kick Out!
Jorge: That was a sloppy moonsault.
Mike: Yeah I know that is Kasper's style, sloppy so he can hurt his opponent.
Jorge: So he purposly tries to hurt his opponent.
Mike: Yes that is correct.
Jorge: why would people wrestle him
Mike: Jorge, I dont know ask him.
Kasper and Killer Machine are brawling back and forth again and this time Killer Machine hits Kasper with the big boot. Kasper leans into the ropes and bounces back into Killer Machine. Killer Machine bends Kasper down and sticks his head in between his legs and lifts him up into the Beer Run and slams him down on the mat. Killer Machine goes for the pin.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Ref; 3
Ring Announcer: Your winner, Killer Machine
Jorge: Kasper and Killer put on a great match tonight but Killer walked away victorious after the Beer Run powerbomb.
Mike: It's apparent these two guys hate each other and I bet you havent seen the last of this.
Mike: This is going to be nothing short of a bloodbath Jorge winner get a shot at Devin Hawk the UWF Hardcore Champion at our next PPV Innocense Lost
Ring Announcer: Now comming to the ring weighing in at 231 lbs standing at 6'1" from Hamilton,Ontario, Canada. Al Creeeeeeeeed.
We here more Human Than Human play over the P.A. system and out from behind the curtain walks Al Creed pushing a dumpster full of weapons.
Jorge: This Al Creed fella must get turned on or somthing at the site of blood Mike why else would he want to make everyone bleed?
Mike: Because Jorge the man is one sadistick motherfucker is why. He thrives off pain and enjoys causing it!
Ring Announcer: Now his challenger weighing in at 278 lbs standing at 6'9 Iannovaaaaaaaaaa
We here the APA theme music over the loudspeakers as Iannova shows u from behind the curtain with a baseball bat wrapped in barbedwire.
Mike: Is this guy stupid or somthing? comming out here at Al Creed with just a baseball bat after seeing Devin Hawk and Creed go at it last week which we never saw the end of that uet either Jorge.
Jorge: I think the man has some cahounnies comming out here agianst Creed at all I mean creed is out for one thing and one thing only Mike and thats blood!
Mike: Thats what its all about Jorge is the blood shed here in the hardcore division now lets get to the ring with some action.
Iannova slides in the ring and Creed starts stomping him imediatly not giving him a chance to get up. Creed picks him up and throws him agianst the ropes and gives him a tiltawhirl sidewalk slam. Iannova lays there for a moment as we see Creed heading for the dumpster to look for a weapon of choice.
Mike: Nice tiltawhirl sidewalk slam by Creed there Jorge he is now heading to his dumpster of "goodies" he brought to the ring with him.
Jorge: Yeah here cme the blood mike here it comes!
Iannova is now back up on his feet with ball bat in hand as we see creed charging with a kendo stick, Iannova sidsteps and nails Creed in the back of the knee with the bat, Creed goes down holding his knee. Iannova walks up to him and nails him in the ribs with the baseball bat then drops it. Ian then applies a sharpshooter to Creed. Creed is withering in pain.
Jorge: Damn I thought the blood was commng dammit where is the blood!?
Mike Give it time Jorge the blood will be pooring like water falls in a minute.
Ref: Do you give?
Creed: No!
Ref: Do you give?
Creed: No!
Nova lets go of the hold and starts stomping on Creed's knee. Creed now rolls out of the ring as nova goes for the bat agian...Nova looking around for creed, looks outside the ring nly to be met with a chairshot in between the eyes. Creed rolls into the ring and limps over to Nova and starts smashing the chair into his face.
Jorge: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! there it is Iannova is bleeding heavly out of his forhead after that beating from Creed with that chair!
Mike: He sure is Jorge Creed beat him half a day till hannakauh with that chair!
Creed now picks Nova up and whips him into the turnbuckle, Nova just leaning there lifeless as Creed gets in the dumpster and throws everything ut of it all over the arena floor. Creed then climbs back into the ring and kicks Ian in the gut and puts him up onto the top rope, Al climbs up behind him and delivers a piledriver into the dumpster. Al and Ian now both in pain as Al beat ian up he stomps him back down. then all hops out of the dumpster and grabs a thrash can and heads back up to the top rope he jumps off with a frog splash and places the trashcan under him.
Mike: Wow Jorge a trashcan frog splash thats the first time i have ever seen that!
Jorge: That had to hurt both of them Mike that was absolutly brutal!
We see Ian barely climbing out of the dumpster and he spills out onto the foor where various weapons lie on the ground. Then we see Al climb up on the edge of the dumpster and jump off with a splash but nover grabs a pool stick and nails Creed in the gut on the way down. Nova now takes the pool stick and breaks it over creeds head busting him wide open.
Jorge: Now creed is busted open! Blood! I see Blood!
Mike: I told you this wasnt going to be anything short of a blood bath Jorge........ Oh no Nova now has the pin.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Ref: 3...... NO! Kickout
Mike: Creed kicked out of that one barely Jorge
Jorge: Yeah after getting in that brutal match with Devin Hawk Mike I dont know how he kicked out of that!
Ian now has Creed leaning up agianst the security rail and is running at him with a trashcan lid... Nova jumps and drops kicks the trashcan lid into Creed's face. Nova now has creed in a DDT position and is signaling for the Nova Bomb.... He lifts Creed up but on the way up Creed grabs a cheese grater. Nova has Creed in the air and then Creed rubs the cheese grator across Nova's face makeing him stumble backwards and drop creed face first into the metal dumpster.
Jorge: I dont' know what have been worse mike the Nva Bomb or your face nailing a dumpster!
Mike: Well Jorge I think that was a smart move actually on Creed part because I don't think he would have been able to kick out of the Nova Bomb at this moment. I mean look at them they are both bleeding profusely and they arn't moving Jorge.
Creed starts to move and he gets to his feet stumbling he rolls into the ring and sits and awaits Nova to get up. Nova gets up nd rolls in the ring slowly as Creed gets back to his feet. Creed grabs him and then grabs a staple gun from the edge of the ring and staples nova in the forhead. then kicks him into the corner once agian. Creed climbs the turnbuckle behind him and pulls him up and give him the Cultural Revolution into the inside of the dumpster.
Jorge: OH MY GOD MIKE! THIS MAN IS A LUNATIC! Did you see that a sunset powerbomb from the top rope into that dumpster?!
Mike: Yes I did Jorge you don't have to scream into my ear man. Al Creed now has Nova pinned!
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Ref: 3!
Ring announcer and your winner of the match and number one contender for the hardcore title AL Creeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Mike: Oh no wait neither of them are moving and look who is comming down the ramp Jorge!
Jorge: Its Devin Hawk! What the hell is he doing out here we havent seen him sense he speared Creed at the air port!
Devin closes the lid to the dumpster and rolls it up the ramp.
Jorge: He isn't?!
Devin then takes he dumpster and pushes it off the side of the stage by the curtain! He stands there laughing at Creed and then pulls a mic out from his belt where he had it tucked away.
Devin: So Creed you think your a bad ass huh? Let's see you take my title at the PPV big boy, thats if you make it to the Pay Per View after what I just done to you!
Mike: Someone please shut him up! what he did was just sickening!
Jorge: I wish someone would show him some respect around here mike.
Just then we see J-Dawg come running from behind devin and smash him in the back of the head with a lead pipe. As he Stands over the layed out Hawk he looks down at the carnage and sees that al creed is limping away from the disaster area refusing medical treatment and Nova being helped out of the wrecked dumpster by the emt's
Mike: Im Glad J-Dawg showed up!
Jorge: Not who I was expecting he wants lime light on everything kinda like that one wrestler from that one federation that dont know how to book a decent card... what is it WW.....
Mike What the hell who is this now? What the hell is he doing?
Just then an unidentified man hits J-Dawg in the back of the neck with barbed wire baseball bat. then he continues to beat J-Dawg. He then grabs the mic that Devin droped.
Man: Don't take this personal Dawg.... It's Just I kept hearing you say no one can make a name for themseleves by beating you. Well I just did foo don't forget this name hommie cause "The King Pin" Cody Zahn just stomped your ass foo!
Jorge: Wow alot of carnage here tonight I guess they staff properly named this show Saturday Night Carnage.
Mike: Lets head to the back I hear there is some s ort of disturbane back there.
Jorge: Wonder what it could be!?
The camera opens up in the back by J-Dawg's locker room, we see J-Dawg come flying through a splintering door and hit the wall. He is biusted wide open with blood all over his face. We see Devin Hawk rounding the corner with a referee at side, he looks puzzeld but just goes for the pin.
Ref:1
Ref:2
Ref: 3
The ref raises Devin's hand and we hear the ring announcer.....
Ring Announcer: Winner and still Universal Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion Deeeevin Hawk!
As that is said devin walks away with a smirk on his face and out of J-Dawg's locker room steps Cody Zahn with that barbedwire bat.. He spits on J-Dawg and walks off.
Mike: Wow Cody really has it in for J-Dawg for some reason tonight folks.
Jorge: Damn J-Dawg is going to need medical assistance after that attack... Devin Hawk beat him without even having to touch the man.
Mike: Well we will follow up on this story at a later time Jorge the next match is about to start as Johnathan Davis is already in the ring awaiting SYN. Winner gets a Television Title Shot at the pay per View Innocense Lost.
Jorge this match is going to be great Mike.
Jorge: Yeah, I hope he is ready for TLH. This will be a great match for The Living Highlight himself. Lets hope he can make it memorable!
Mike: This should be a bloody match!
Jorge: This is Carnage! Of course it will be bloody!
Garniere and TLH lock up in a tight grapple. TLH over powers Garnere and whips him into the ropes, TLH lands a flapjack and but Garnere pulls the ref in his way and the ref goes crashing to the mat. TLH leaves the ring and grabs a bat which is under the ring. Garnere is now getting up slowly as TLH slides in the ring. Garnere is now up standing on his feet. Garnere looks at TLH and charges for him. TLH swings the bat and connects with Garnere�s ribs. A crack is heard and the bat is broken in half.
Mike: Did you hear that crack. I know the bat broke but I think the crack could have been Garnere�s ribs as well!
Jorge: TLH is sure as hell going to make an impact here.
Garnere is breathing very heavily trying to catch his breath. TLH stands over Garnere and begins to stomp on his ribs. TLH picks up Garnere by the back of his head. TLH Irish whips Garnere into the turn buckle. TLH grabs a chair from the outside and runs at Garnere connecting with his face. Garnere looks to be knocked out cold! A second ref runs down to the ring and begins a count. 1�2�.3�.4�.5�.6�7. TLH breaks the count by picking up Garnere like a rag doll. TLH sets down the chair in the middle of the ring with Garnere over TLH�s shoulder. TLH then hits the �HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT� sending Garnere crashing in the chair.2
Mike: I don�t even know if Garnere felt that, he has been knocked out cold for a little while.
Jorge: We better get him some help. Have the paramedics ready after this match. Looks like we�re going to have a new US Champion soon.
TLH goes for the cover. The ref counts. 1�2�., TLH breaks the count himself as he smiles to the crowd. TLH then picks up the knocked out cold Garnere and delivers another �HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT�. TLH then goes for the cover again. The ref counts�1�2�3. 2
Mike: That wasn�t even a match that was a total ass kicking!
Jorge: Garnere just got his ass PUNK�D!
Ring Announcer: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 655 pounds, members of the Unholy Trinity, Omen and Magnum.
Stable theme plays as the two men walk to the ring. The arena is filled with a chorus of boos as the tag team enter the ring.
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 453 and 1/2 pounds, they are members of the G-Unit, "Bad Karma" RJ Souza, and his partner "The Notorious" Nate Felon.
Mike: Let's hope so, cuz if they don't, the fans will let them know about it.
All four men stand in the ring, staring each other down. This only lasts for a few seconds before the crowd lets 'em hear it......
Fans: BORING........BORING......BORING........
Mike: I called that one......hehehe.
Jorge: We know Mike, we know.
All four competiters start throwing punches at the same time, not having an exact target picked out to aim at. Omen and RJ break away from Felon and Magnum, and continue to barrage each other with a flurry of rights and lefts. Nate Felon hits Magnum with a hard clothesline, and both men go over the top rope.
Mike: WOOOHOOO!!!! Sloberknocker!!!! I love it.
Jorge: This is certianly turning into a street fight.
As the "Notorious One" and Magnum slug it out on the outside, Omen and Souza are still jockeying for posistion on the inside of the ring. "Bad Karma" finally takes the upper hand by staggering Omen with an uppercut. Omen takes a couple steps back, and shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. RJ steps in and throws Omen into the ropes with and Irish whip. Souza tries the Karma kick as Omen comes off the ropes, but Omen catches the foot. Omen spins RJ around, and grabs him by the throat. Souza is picked up into the air, and Omen drives him into the mat with a chokeslam. Omen with a cover...
Ref:1
Ref: 2
RJ barely gets a shoulder up, and Omen is pissed. He stands up, and goes to his corner and tags in Magnum. Souza tries to get to his corner to make a tag, but Omen holds him until Magnum can get in the ring.
Jorge: RJ Souza is in big trouble now. He's stuck in the wrong side of town with the nieghborhood bullies.
Mike: They're not bullies, they're just bigger than most guys. Why are you always so onesided Jorge?
Jorge: Shut up Mike.
Nate Felon tries to get into the ring to help his partner, but the ref stops him and forces him to get out of the ring. While the ref is busy with Nate, Omen and Magnum are taking advantage of the situation, and continue to kick the hell out of Souza. The monsters pick RJ up, and hit him with a double boot to the face.
Jorge: Damn!! That had to hurt.
Mike: Are you sure Jorge?
The ref finally gets Felon back out to the apron, and turns around to see Souza being double teamed. While the ref is trying to break this up, Cody Zahn runs down to the ring with a steel chair. Zahn and Nate Felon both get in the ring, and attack Magnum. RJ gets to his feet, and helps Nate hold Magnum so Cody Zahn can blast him with the chair.
Mike: Oh shit, and you called Magnum a bully. What the hell do you call this Mr. Smartguy?
Jorge: I call it, eveving the odds.
Mike: Whatever.
Zahn lifts the chair over his head, but as he's bringing it down, Omen pushes the ref into Cody, causing him to nail Nate Felon, instead of Magnum. Souza is shocked by this and lets loose of Magnums arm. When he does, RJ crashes heads with Zahn, knocking out both of them.
Magnum, seeing the outcome of the interferance, Smiles and lies all three unconsious men side by side. Omen gets in the ring, and he and Magnum pin all three at the same time.
Ref:1
Ref:2
Ref:3
Ring Announcer: The winners of the match, Omen and Magnum!!!!!!!
Mike: Looks like this is gonna be an exciting match
Jorge: I suppose so
As the bell rings both of the men cirle the ring. SYN comes after him but Davis gets out of the ring and tells SYN to calm down. SYN backs up and Davis then gets into the ring, as soon as Davis gets into the ring SYN charges at him and back him into the corner and starts to unload a combination of intense punches. Davis' looks like he is in trouble but the ref gets in between the fighters and SYN is forced to break the attack. Then again the two men circle the ring only this time they meet in the center on the ring and begin to grapple. Davis gets SYN in a head lock but SYN pushes him off and Davis gets sent into the ropes only to be met with a massive clothesline when he gets back to SYN. Davis is on the ground in pain as SYN picks him up again and body slams him hard to the ground. Davis holds his back in pain. SYN his picking him up again but this time he hits a low blow on SYN has he is coming up and the ref is somehow unaware of all of this. SYN holds himself as he falls to the ground and this gives Davis a chance to catch his breath. Davis gets up and begins to stomp on SYN as he is on the ground and SYN seems to be in alot of pain. Davis then picks SYN up and sends him into the corner.Davis then begins to start unloading punches of his own but SYN then grabs him by the head and turns him around so now Davis is the corner. SYN backs up a bit then comes running in the corner and nails his shoulder right into Davis's mid section. SYN then sets Davis up on the top rope and starts to climb up after him. SYN seems to be going for a FORGIVNESS but Davis counters it and pushes SYN off the ropes. SYN lays on the ground and Davis then climbs up to the top and jumps off to hit a massive splash on SYN. Davis goes for the cover.1...2..SYN kicks out.
Mike: This is one hell of a fight
Jorge: Yeah, but where's the blood?
Davis goes outside of the ring and seems to be looking for a weapon...he finds the ring bell and goes into the ring with it. The ref stops him and grabs the weapon from Davis. Davis grabs the weapon from the ref and pushes the ref aside he brings the bell over his head and is about to hit SYN...but the ref grabs the weapon from Davis as he as it over his head and throws it out of the ring. Davis then turns around the ref and starts complaining...this gives SYN takes a chance to get back into it and school boys Davis from behind.1...2...Davis kicks out. Davis quickly gets up after that near fall and charges at SYN but SYN knocks him down with a clothesline. Davis gets up again and gets nailed with another clothesline. This time SYN backs up and bounces off of the ropes and when Davis gets up this time he gets hit with a diving shoulder that takes Davis out. SYN then sits in the corner and waits for Davis to get up...when Davis gets to his feet..SYN charges at him and hits a huge spear. SYN goes for the cover.1...2...kick out by Davis. SYN seems to be getting upset about the whole thing and climbs on Davis and starts to deliver punches to his head. The ref fights like crazy to get SYN off...SYN has the look of a mad man in his eyes. The ref starts to count and SYN gets off when the ref gets to four. Davis seems to be out cold as SYN climbs up to the top rope.SYN jumps off looking for a leg drop but Davis moves out of the way and SYN hits the mat hard. SYN sits in the corner and seems to be in alot of pain...Davis is crawling over to the opposite side of the ring. SYN gets up before Davis but they meet both standing in the middle of the ring. SYN is taunting Davis telling him to give him his best shot. Davis reaches back and hits SYN in the jaw...SYN falls to a knee...but stands up and hits Davis in the gut...SYN then hits a ddt. Again SYN climbs on Davis and starts to it him with insane punches...Soon blood starts to come from Davis's head and the SYN comes off again when the ref gets to four.SYN picks Davis up and hits a piledriver .SYN goes for the count.1...2...Davis somehow manages to kick out.
Mike: John Davis just won't give up
Jorge: Dont worry, Im sure SYN has something for his ass!
SYN seems to be getting totally insane when out from the crowed entrance way comes Anton Chase. He slowly walks to the ring...but SYN has not yet seen him. In the ring SYN gets Davis in a sleeper and his slowly turning it when he turns to the entrance way and sees Anton Chase slowly walking down. SYN drops the hold on Davis and walks to the ropes and looks at Chase. SYN seems to be doing a degree of trash talking as Anton just continues to walk towards the ring. Anton points to Davis telling SYN to finish him off...SYN turns around and looks as if he is going to go back to work on Davis...but instead quickly turns around and dives over the top rope on top of Anton Chase. SYN starts to deliver punches to the head of Chase...when he notices the ref is already up to a seven count on him, so SYN gets back into the ring.Davis looks to be still still down...but when SYN his picking him up Davis hits SYNwith a low blow. Anton then grabs a chair and comes into the ring with it...Anton waits for SYN to get up and when he does Anton swings at him with the chair but SYN kicks him in the gut hits a huge punch to knock Anton back. SYN picks up the chair and this time waits for Chase to get up.Davis is over trying to help Chase. When Anton looks up SYN charges at him and looks as if he is going to hit Chase...but Anton grabs the chair and smokes SYN in the head. Anton rolls out of the ring as the ref calls for the bell for a DQ. Antons music starts to play as he backs out the entrance way looking at SYN in the ring holding up his middle fingers...saying SYN is dead. SYN looks terribly pissed and starts to take it out on the fallen Davis. SYN starts to kick him and pound him until he picks him up and hits the REPENTANCE which knocks Davis out. SYN then gets out of the ring and walks to the back.
Mike: Indeed we have, and we still have more to come.
Jorge: Very true�However I am looking forward to our next match in particular.
Mike: Talk about T&A�.
Jorge: You got that right on the button�.I have been dreaming about what they will be wearing ever since I found out about this match.
Mike: You are not the only male to be doing that I believe.
Jorge: Damn burst my bubble why don�t you.
Mike: *laughs* Can�t help it. When you have the hottest divas in town battling it out, wanting to rip each other�s clothing off�Hell yea it is going to be arousing.
Jorge: I couldn�t agree with you more�.Looks like this match is about to start.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen�The follow match is for the women�s world title in a battle royal, where the women of the UWF must strip her opponent down to her bra and panties before tossing her over the top rope.
[Before the announcer could even finish the crowd was going wild with excitement, as they stand to their feet hooting and hollering. The announcer chuckles as he continues on.]
Announcer: Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 120 pounds, five foot eight inches�..Emily Caaaaaaaaaagggge!
[Purple pyros spiral up towards the ceiling, as �Miss Independent� by Kelly Clarkson begins to play over the loud speakers. Images of a rather gorgeous blonde bombshell in assorted swim wear is seen over head as Emily Cage herself comes out from back stage wearing a white baby tee wear her red bra can be seen right through the fabric nearly and short jean cut offs along with blue wrestling boots. Suckling playfully upon a red lollipop, she heads to the ring winking at a male fan here and there before casually slipping into the ring while tossing her sucker outside of the ring.]
Jorge: *drools* Damn�..
Mike: She is daring to come out dress like that but damn I will give her a ten on looks.
Announcer: Now making her way to the ring weighing in at 123 pounds, five foot eleven�.Vinyl Deeeeeeemon!
[As �Beauty Fiend� by My Ruin blasts through the louder speakers the arena lights begin to dim ever so slightly as images of Vinyl Demon are displayed with utter class acrossed the big screen. The crowd seems to cheer her own ad a few boos can be heard but not many. From the back emerges Vinyl Demon herself wearing a shot black liquid leather pants, and a matching top that zipped up. Completing her dominatrix style attire where her black leather boots that came to just below her knee. With an impish grin she trotted her way down to the ring before slipping in keeping an good eye on Emily.]
Mike: Heeeelllllloooo nurse!
Jorge: They just seemingly are getting better and better�So bring on the rest already!
Mike: Damn straight!!!!
Announcer: Making her way to the ring now weighing in at 125 pounds, five foot eight inches��Kitana BBBBllllaaaaaade!
[�Living Dead Girl� by Rob Zombie blasts over the speakers as the rather sensual Kitana Blade is seen in rather erotic poses as her name is etched on the big screen. From the back emerges the delicious form of Kitana blade, wearing black leather short shorts that are zipped in front with a matching top. Not bothering to wait, she strides to the ring confidently high fiving a few fans along the way.]
Jorge: That is a woman ready for action. Damn can she wear leather or what?
Mike: Indeed she can, but zippers may not have been her smartest move concerning the nature of this match.
Jorge: Maybe so, but maybe she thinks no one will be able to touch her?
Mike: True�True..
Announcer: And now making herself known standing at five foot five, from Atlanta. Georgia��..�The Marvelous� Alllllllliiizze!
["Welcome to Atlanta" by Jermaine Dupri and Ludacris begins to play over the loud speakers as images of a sensual and rather enchantingly beautiful black woman wearing rather sensual clothing can be seen upon the big screen. From the back stage area Alize herself emerges as the fans roar in her favor. She is seen wearing short camouflage style shorts and a black t-shirt rolled up and tied off to the side. Grinning rather confidently she cocks a hip to the side posing for all to see before casually heading towards the ring.]
Mike: Damn I have died and gone to heaven.
Jorge: I have always like Alize�.I am seriously hoping she wins.
Mike: She does have a pretty good chance�.But all I care about now is seeing some T&A!
Announcer: And now making her way to the ring and current UWF Women Champion�.Livvie Loooocckhaaaarrrrtttt!
[�Fly Away� by Angel Dust blasts over the arena speakers as the female champion herself emerges from the back holding the title high for all to see. She is seen wearing blue nylon shorts and a white half shirt that barely covers her breasts. The crowd cheers her on as she poses for a moment before continuing on to the official that awaits for her title ring side.]
Jorge: They won�t have trouble ripping that top off�
Mike: Yea�That is a bit skimpy, but hey I like!
Jorge: Same here�.But the thing is�We have hardly heard a word from her can she hold on to her title?
Mike: *shrugs* Dunno�.Let�s find out.
Announcer: And the finally addition to this gorgeous onset, is the mystery opponent weighing in at 140 pounds, five foot eight inches��Saaaavvannnnnaah RRRRRobbbbbbeeerrrrrrts�..
[The house lights dim to almost nothing steadily turning into a rich crimson color as an eerie fog seeps up through the grating of the ramp as �Cold� By Static-X blasts through the arena speakers leaving the crowd speechless. Images of a smoky colored wolf�s face morphing into that of a tantalizing beautiful dark haired woman is seen as the name Savannah is sliced into the screen. From the back emerges the mystery woman in question wearing a crimson velt half shirt that caresses her breasts firmly making it look as if it would be uncomfortable to breath as well as short black leather shorts. With a sinister grin she makes her way to the ring before slipping in as the house lights come back up.]
Jorge: Talk about dark enchantress�
Mike: Ok she is good�..But honestly I still prefer Alize.
Jorge: You can have her I think I am in love�
Mike: In your wildest wet dreams only maybe.
Jorge: Party pooper.
Mike: The bell has sounded and all six women are in the ring.
[All six woman clashed like ravenous wolves after one piece of meat. Livvie is seen hip tossing Emily to the mat have an intense lock of that tested each other�s strength. Livvie swings around to execute another move, but is knocked over my Alize whom was in the process of suplexing Kitana causing all three women to topple over. Alize is quick to her feet as is Emily. They both seem to get a tangled mess. Alize and Kitana face off, and are speared from behind by Savannah Roberts whom has already taken out Vinyl with a rather brutal pile driver. Now all the woman where proned to the mat, scrambling to be the first to her feet. The dazed and confused Vinyl is the first to stand using the ropes for support. She turns to look at the massive dog pile and takes a running charge leaping on the top. A loud grunt from all the girls can be heard as Kitana seems to be able to squeeze her way out of the bottom of it all.]
Jorge: Talk about a mess, look at them go!
Mike: Indeed. Savannah is proving to know her stuff as do the rest of the women.
Jorge: I noticed that Alize and Kitana are going at each other too. I seriously am seeing no love there.
Mike: *laughs* You and me both�..But it looks like they are all on their feet again.
Jorge: Indeed they are�.
[Livvie and Kitanna seem to be double teaming Emily at this point, as Livvie locks in a figure four causing Emily to scream out in pain, as Kitana rips off her white baby tee revealing a rather elegant red satin bra confining a large C cup sized chest. As the last bit of the shirt rips from her body causing her tits to jiggle slightly, Livvie releases her hold after Kitana hollers. However this frees Emil up as she grabs a hold of Kitana�s leg and bites down hard forcing her to fall back. Livvie goes to put Emily into the hold again, but Emily kicks her in the face driving her back. Emily scurries to her feet and looks herself over, but she is blind sided by Vinyl whom knocks her over the top rope half way. Gripping a hold of her jean shorts, Livvie slips in and unsnaps them causing them to loosen up. Emily slips out of her shorts pooling on to the ground below revealing her black high cut cotton panties.]
Announcer: Emily Cage has been eliminated!!!
Mike: Hot damn�How did she know to wear my favorite colors?
Jorge: I am not sure, but she seem rather pissed about losing this match.
Mike: Nah, I think it is because she is ragging it and doesn�t want to be seen in her bra and panties.
Jorge: You are sick�
Mike: Got to be�.I am the only one whom understands bitchology set aside from a women.
Jorge: Umm ok�*rolls eyes.*
[Livvie can be seen nearly topless now as Alize is seen ripping off her white half shirt leaving Livvie standing in only her white laced bra and matching thong. Livvie drives and elbow back into Alize�s face causing her to stumble back into the arms of an awaiting Savannah whom seems eager to please. Wrapping her arms around Alize, she grabs her by the tits and hoist her up into a german suplex coming down hard. Kitana sees the opportunity and shoves Vinyl into Livvie causing those two to lock up and drops an elbow on Savannah gut coughing her to release Alize. Alize gets up to seem whom has helped her, but Kitana is already on her feet and executes a beautiful spinning heel kick laying her flat out. Scrambling over towards her, she hooks her finger tips over the top of her waist band and begins to yank, but Alize begins to shove at her screaming out a few obscenities. Savannah has finally managed to make it to her feet and stomp�s on Alize�s face freeing up Kitana to rip Alize�s shorts the rest of the way off revealing Alize to be wearing a black g-string thong. This seemingly pisses her off as she kicks at Kitana driving her back and grasps a hold of Savannah�s leg and begins rolling with her steam rolling her on to her back. The back of Savannah�s head catches on the bottom rope snapping her head forward. Kitana is back on to her feet, and turns to Livvie whom is being thrown over the top rope by Vinyl. Kitana takes a running charge and clotheslines Vinyl causing her to sail over the top rope crumbling down on Livvie.]
Announcer: Livvie Lockhart has been eliminated!!!!!!
Jorge: Well�It is confirmed we will be having a new female champion.
Mike: Is that so genesis?
Jorge: Yup.
Mike: Ok smart ass�
Jorge: Not only am I a smart ass, but Vinyl is still in the match.
Mike: No shit Sherlock.
[Vinyl turns around to be greeted by a European upper cut by Alize. Vinyl falls back into the ropes giving Alize time to strip her down�.She successfully removes the shorts as if they were made of cheap material showing off Vinyl�s thong. Vinyl brings around a closed right handed fist connecting firmly with Alize�s jaw forcing her to turn her head. Alize spits out some blood and snaps her head back at Vinyl and head butts her out of spite. Alize continues to undress Vinyl savagely, as Savannah and Kitana are exchanging rights and lefts. Have hadding enough, Savannah grapples on to Kitana�s arm and twists it around in back. From the back Savannah begins to rip Kitana�s top off with a single hand causing Kitana�s eyes to go wide in horror as she is revealed to be wearing no bra at all. Clutching tightly at the remainder of her top, Savannah bends over and grabs a hold of her legs yanking up so that Kitana falls back. Kitana shouting it is not worth it drops her top exposing her luscious large breasts to all that are watching and attempts to fight back. However Savannah is lucky enough to remove her shorts before she can really do anything. Scrambling to her feet she rakes her nails over Savannah�s eyes and grabs a hold of Savannah�s shirt ripping it off her chest with such fury revealing the black satin bra. Angered she charges at Kitana and clotheslines her over the top rope. Kitana holds tightly open no to touch the ground, but just as Alize sends Vinyl over the top rope to the ground below, Savannah stomps on Kitana causing her to spill on to the ground below as well.]
Announcer: Vinyl Demon and Kitana Blade have been eliminated!!!!!
BOTH: PUPPIES!
Mike: *drools*
Jorge: Down boy, you are making a mess.
Mike: Oh shut up�.I just got to see Kitana�s jugs!
Jorge: We all did�*laughs*
Mike: Weren�t they great?
Jorge: They were, but Kitana is fit to be tied.
Mike: Damn�That new chick has a nice rack on her you think?
Jorge: You are such a horn dog�
[Alize and Savannah spin around to face each other at the same time and seemingly both notice they are the only ones left. Alize proclaims herself to be the next champion and Savannah seems to merely grin sinisterly. Savannah brings up a hand and beckons Alize to bring it on. Alize shakes her head and orders Savannah to bring it. Shrugging, Savannah obliges and the two lock up in a test of strength and endurance. Both having been through a lot and both showing signs of exhaustion seem to be pushing at their all here. Alize gives in causing Savannah to fall into her arms. Alize grapples Savannah and executes a side walk slam. Savannah arches her back in pain and Alize shoves her off to the side. Scrambling to her feet, Alize takes a dominate stance against the dark goddess Savannah as she pulls Savannah to her feet by her hair and executes a stunning implant DDT. Once more Savannah is on her back and seems pretty winded. Alize takes the opportunity and begins to remove Savannah�s shorts when a dark hooded robed man slips from out of the crowd and stands ominous looking straight at her. The crowd seems disturbed by this as it gives Savannah the chance to react. Grabbing a hold of Alize�s shirt while she kicks out forcing Alize back the shirt tears and falls to the mat. Alize seen wearing a rather seductive black bra as well is taken back by her undressing but snaps out of it. She advances on Savannah but slips on some fabric twisting her ankle. Savannah rolls up to her feet and Grabs Alize by the hair. The two begin to exchange rights and left and Alize seemingly enough is driving Savannah back towards the ropes where this hooded person is standing. Have hadding enough Savannah grips a hold of Alize�s arm and irish whips her towards the ropes. With a fluid motion, the hooded figure pulls down on the top rope causing Alize to tip over it and fall to the ground below dazed and confused as the bell rings.]
Announcer: Your winner and new UWF Women�s Champion�Savannnnaaaaah Roooobbbbberts!
Mike: Who the hell is that?
Jorge: I don�t know but it doesn�t look good. Look at the top of the ramp way.
[As the official hands Savannah her title, members of Unholy Trinity comes marching down towards the ring as the hooded man slips into the ring. Savannah arches a curious brow and begins to back up. Once the hooded man is joined by the others of Unholy Trinity, he pulls his hood back to reveal that it is Hysteria. Slowly Unholy Trinity begin to surround Savannah causing her to feel like a caged animal.]
Mike: Oh shit.
Jorge: They are gunna kidnap her like they did Alicia�
Mike: SECURITY!
[The look as if they are going to pounce, as they begin to shout at her. Savannah looks as if she could bolt at any moment but Unholy Trinity pulls her into a friendly embrace.]
BOTH: OMG!
Jorge: Savannah Roberts has joined Unholy Trinity!
Mike: Damn they had this planned the whole time. I don�t trust a single one of them.
Jorge: You are not the only one�.But talk about wow�
[The entire group of Unholy Trinity exit�s the ring with their female champion and begins to end to the back.]
*Backstage*
Russ Adams is being pummeled by all the members of Unholy Trinity. Russ is trying to fight them off, but to no avail. Russ is bleeding from the head and face from having his face slammed into a stack of moving crates. Kid Adams comes out of nowhere with a baseball bat, and tries to even the odds a little. Kid hits Syn in the back of the head, and busts him open. then he hits Omen in the right knee. Kid then takes a swing at Magnum, but misses. As this point, security shows up and within a few minutes, manages to seperate the wrestlers.
Russ gets back to his feet, and stumbles towards the ring entrance.
Ring Announcer: On his way to the ring, from Marietta, Ohio, weighing in at 340 pounds, and standing 6'10.......Russ "Thunder" Adams.
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC fills the arena, as Russ Adams makes his way to the ring. The fans erupt with cheers, and pyros explode as Russ steps into the ring.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, standing 7'7 and weighing in at 418 pounds, from New York, New York............the man simply known as Baine.
"New Disease" By Spineshank plays as Baine steps through the curtain. The fans boo, throw wads of paper, and cups of beer at the turncoat of the UWF, as Baine slowly stalks to the ring.
Jorge: Baine doesn't seem to be bothered by the hostile crowd tonight.
Mike: I don't know why everyones so upset with Baine. All he did was stand up for himself.
Jorge: You are truely a disturbed man Mike.
Baine and Russ are both in the ring, and theres the bell. Russ moves towards Baine, but Baine just stares at him. Russ with a hard right hand, and Baine smiles. Russ with another hard right hand. Baine just laughs. Russ bounces off the ropes and nails Baine with a shoulder block, but neither man budges. Baine stops laughing, and starts swinging at Russ. Russ follows suit, and both men are are taking and giving some thunderous blows. Baine quickly gets the upper hand though, and backs Russ into the corner.
Mike: I knew that attack by Unholy Trinity would have a huge affect on this match.
Baine nails "Thunder" with a combination of knee strikes and back elbows. Adams is taking the full force of the blows, and seems to be out on his feet. Baine whips him to the opposite corner, and follows him with a devistating clothesline. Russ falls to the canvas. Baine picks him up by the head, and hits a ddt. Baine rolls Adams over and goes for a lazy pin.
Ref:
1
2
Russ kicks out with athority, and rolls out of the ring. As Russ clears his head and catches his breath on the outside, Baine stalks around the ring while the ref starts his count.
Ref
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1
Jorge: Russ is playing this one smart. He's regrouping on the outside.
Mike: He's just running cuz he knows that Baine is gonna beat the hell out of him.
Ref:2
3
As the ref is counting, Cody Zahn comes running from the back. Zahn finds Russ, and nails him with a flying forearm.
Adams goes down, and Cody starts kicking him in the ribs and the head. While Zahn is stomping Russ, and Baine is pacing the ring, The lights go dim.
"Never Scared" by Bone Crusher Hits the speakers, and pyros explode as Devin Hawk bursts through the curtain, and runs to the ring, steel chair in hand. Devin Runs to Cody Zahn, and crushes him with a shot to the head. Devin then picks up Zahn, and delivers the Doombringer to him on the concrete floor.
Jorge: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! I can't believe what I just saw!!! Cody Zahn isn't moving. I think Devin killed him with that Doombringer.
Mike: What the hell is Devin Hawk doing out here. He has no business interfering in this.
Devin Hawk checks on Russ Adams, and helps him to his feet. Hawk then slides into the ring, and stands toe to toe with Baine. the two men stare at each other, but neither offer to raise a hand to the other. The ref is trying to get Devin out of the ring, but is not having any luck.
Jorge: Damn, Devin and Baine going at it would be awsome!!!!! But to be honest, I can't tell if they are gonna beat the hell out of each other, or if they're gonna beat the hell out of Russ together.
Mike: Isn't it obvious Jorge? They are gonna kick the shit out of Russ...Thats what I would do anyhow.
Jorge: Nobody cares what you'd do Mike.
While Devin and Baine continue to stare each other down, Russ sneakes around the ring, and slides in behind Baine. Russ moves in slowly, and nails Baine with a gender changing low blow. Baine crumples quickly, and Russ goes for the pin.
Ref:1
2
3
Ring Announcer: The winner of the match, Russ "Thunder" Adams!!!!
Jorge: I am getting word that our cameras have found Kid Adams, who was supposed to be in this match. Lets once again go backstage to find out whats going on.
*Backstage*
Kid Adams is lying in a pool of blood in the doorway of Devin Hawks dressingroom. Emt's are attending to the fallen cruiserweight, but Kid is not moving.
Jorge: What the hell are you babbling about Mike? You don't know what happened back there.
Mike:Well before we go the UWF PPV will be in a few weeks and a few website developments are sure to pop up during that two week period. Due to traveling schedules the UWF will be taking a week off next week so the guy can heal thier bruises and just be with thier families. We will be back on the 20th with the next UWF PPV.
Jorge: Wait Baine is attacking Russ at his car. Hold on before we go.. is that?!?!
Mike: That's Jaycee from that Extreme Federation .. I wonder why he is here?!?!
Jorge: I can't believe this the Illuminati is here and we have to go! See you in two weeks at the PPV! 