Alexia Corcha: The opening match tonight is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds, standing 5'9, from Birmingham, Texas, The Lone Wolf, Mike Kennedy.

AC/DC's Highway to Hell leads the Lone Wolf to the ring.

Alexia: His opponent, weighing in at 249 pounds, standing 6'3 and 1/2, from Queens, New York, making his UWF debut, Mason.

The Crown by Ja Rule plays as Mason makes his way to the ring.

They lock up, Mason with a quick side headlock, Kennedy pushes him off to the ropes and gets leveled by a shoulder tackle. Mason goes to the ropes, Kennedy drops down, then getting up he gets leveled again with another hard shoulder tackle, sending Mason hard to the corner. He sits up in the corner, eyeing the young guy closely. He gets up, as they lock up again, Mason with another side headlock, Kennedy hooks the waist, but can't lift him up, Mason, slips around, hooks the waist and gives him a hard German Suplex.

Jorge: Nice moves by Mason, he is showing early promise.

Mike: Mike Kennedy has been on a major downward spiral, and it's not looking very good for him here tonight.

Mason gives him a knee lift to the stomach, then turns and throws him through the ropes to the floor. Mason slides out of the ring, lifting him up, and then dropping him over the guard railing, gut first. Meanwhile the ref is counting them both out.

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Mason leaves him there, hanging over the railing as he climbs back up on the ring apron, he leaps out, nailing a leg drop while he is hanging on the railing, bringing him back to ringside.

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Mason flexing at the crowd, pulls him back to his feet, and pushes him back first into the ring apron, and follows that with a second attempt. He grabs Kennedy, and lifts him up, and drops him neck first over the guard railing.

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Kennedy is laying on the floor as Mason slips into the ring to break up the count, and then back to the floor. He gets him up and sends him face first into the steel ring post.

Jorge: Mason is Mythodically awesome, taking Kennedy apart on the outside.

Mike: Still smart enough to break the ten count up, Mason pushes Kennedy back into the ring.

Mason gets him to his feet, whipping him to the ropes, executing a perfect spinning powerslam, driving his back into the mat. Mason lifts him up into a fireman's carry position, then going up, he steps out slamming Kennedy face first into the mat with a flapjack. Mason hooks the back leg, and covers.

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Alexia: The winner of the match, Mason.

Mason stands up and has his hand raised as the winner before he snatches it away from the ref. Gangsta Connection by WestSide Connection plays as a man comes walking to the ring, and circles it, never taking his eyes off of Mason.

Mike: Looks like Mason has someone watching him, as he gets a mic and slides into the ring.

Jorge: This should be interesting.

Prime Time: First off let me introduce myself, I'm Prime Time, and let me say, congratulations on your win over a hapless moron, with so self confidence.

Prime Time tucks the mic between his arm and side of his chest and claps, trying to get the crowd to clap too, but to no avail.

Prime Time: With that being said, next week, Prime Time is challenging you live and up front. I want to see what you are capable of doing. I see you as the first stepping stone to becoming noticed around this place. The respect has to be earned, and kicking your ass, will earn me all the respect I want. So what do you say Mason, are you up for the challenge?

Mason takes the mic from him, starring him back just as hard as Prime Time is looking at him, then responds.

Mason: You want to tangle with me? Possibly the dumbest thing you could do from your start, but sure, I'll have no problem beating your ass next week.

Prime Time smiles at him, and bumps his shoulder pushing him back and to the side as he exits the ring and heads to the back, Mason watches him, and then exits the ring himself.

Mike: Mason vs Prime time next week, that could be a major match, with implications to rise in the ranks of the UWF.

Jorge: Sounds to me like Prime Time is working his way onto the next show right away, a smart guy if you ask me, lets go to the back with Alishia Stone and Johnny Falco in Cornerstone.

Alishia Stone is all set up, as she is shuffling papers around getting ready.

Alishia Stone: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's nice to be back in the nice set, and not at a prison table. Last week things went a little crazy with Earnest Runnels, the Syndicate, and everything else, but this week, I've got probably the most unappreciated wrestler in the UWF, Johnny Falco. Johnny how are you tonight?

Falco: Pretty good. How about you? .

Alishia Stone: I'm doing well tonight. I've heard that next week you will have the European Winner from tonight's match, does that give you some inspiration that maybe you have finally opened the eyes of the booking committee?

Falco: Well I think I did that during that battle royal a couple weeks back.

Alishia Stone: Lets not beat around the bush, you were the last man eliminated from the battle royal, and where do they stick you, on Warfare against some new wrestler named Le Phenom, and you are not pissed off, I find that hard to believe.

Falco: Honestly no. However I was suprised by that new comer. I made a mistake and underestimated Le Phenom. Take note though it won't happen again.

Alishia Stone: If you had a preference, Killjoy or Steve Somers which one would better fit you as the challenger?

Falco: Honestly I don't know either to well but to name a better fit? I would have to go with Steve. I mean Steve Somers versus Johnny Falco sounds better then some guy named Killjoy. What kind of name is that?

Alishia Stone: I don't know, Killjoy is his name and I didn't give it to him, and I doubt his mommy did either. Now I can't say that this is official, but I've heard a rumor that you are being looked at as a recruit for Enternal Darkness? Is there any truth to this rumor?

Falco: Hold on a second. (He Whispers to Bruiser, as they both look confused.) the who? Never heard of them.

Alishia Stone: Don't play me off, I'm good at finding the truth, and I heard that Shadow Stalker was recruiting you for his new stable. Now tell me the truth Johnny Falco, are you joining Eternal Darkness?

Falco: I honestly have no idea what you are talking about or have I ever heard of this stable.

Bruiser leans in, and taps him on the shoulder giving her the crazy sign by twirling around his finger at the side of his head.

Alishia Stone: So you are saying that you have absolutely no idea about this new stable and your involvement?

Falco: Look I am Johnny Falco, I am 7-1, I am that damn good so I am sure stables would be lined up around the corner to get there hans on this hot commodity but there have been none, no talks what so ever between me and the Stalker about any partnership or stable.

Seductress walks into the set, and hands Johnny Falco something. As he takes it, his name is written in red across the front, on a solid black envelope. Johnny looks at her with a confused look, then he opens it. Johnny reads what is inside, then handing it to Bruiser he suddenly gets up and walks off set, ending the interview.

Alishia Stone: Why do they always do that here lately, lets go back to Jorge and Mike.

Seductress and Bruiser look at Alishia and then they both walk out of the stage too, as Jorge and Mike take back over.

Jorge: Wow that was borderline weird, Alishia was riding Johnny Falco.

Mike: She sure was, but still it seems she knew something that he didn't.

Jorge: Uh huh and then the black envelope, I wonder what was inside, lets go back to the ring for the next match.

Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 236 pounds, standing 6'0, from Battle Creek, Michigan, John Vandegriff.

Highway to Hell by AC/DC Plays as John Vadegriff slides into the ring.

Alexia: His opponent, weighing in at 120 pounds, standing 6'0, from Melbourne, Australia, she is making her UWF Debut, Celestra.

Bright Young Thing by Marlyn Manson plays as Celestra comes to the ring, and walks around the ring.

She stops as Sonny Tutone stands up at ringside getting her attention. He is sitting in the front row and winks at her, getting a sneer in return.

Mike: Did Sonny Tutone wink at Celestra?

Jorge: He sure did, and Celestra didn't like it one bit.

Celestra locks up with John Vandegriff, who shoves her to the mat and flexes at her. She gets up and steps under an attempt to lock up by Vandegriff and then nails him flush with a standing dropkick. Vandegriff gets up and looks very pissed, and she nails him with a standing side kick to the stomach, then a leg sweep kick to the left of the knee. She steps back and dodges a right hand, and hits a front kick to the chest, sending him to the mat again, and then he rolls out to the floor.

Mike: Celestra showing some martial arts background.

Jorge: She's kicking his ass, I'm surprised by this, I didn't think she had a chance in hell.

Celestra runs to the ropes, then dives over the top, taking out Vandegriff on the floor. She lifts him to a kneeling position, and then gives him a huge kick to the back of the head, dropping him to the floor. She rolls into the ring, and then grabbing the top rope, she catapults to the outside, nailing a swanton bomb on the floor on top of Vandegriff. She gets him up and gets him back into the ring, climbing to the top, rope, she waits for him to get up, and comes out of the corner, nailing Vandegriff with a missle dropkick.

Mike: She's a house of fire, the girl has one speed, fast forward.

Jorge: She has some huge high impact moves, Vandegriff had absolutely no idea she was this good.

She backs up to a neutral corner, and then turning, she sees Sonny Tutone standing a clapping at her efforts. Losing her concentration, she flips him off, and spouts a few words of distaste towards him, allowing Vandegriff to get to his feet. He rushes at her, and she ducks under the clothesline as Vandegriff nails the corner at full speed, She steps back, and drills him with a Superkick to the back of the head, sending him face first into the top turnbuckle. Celestra grabs his leg and slides to the outside, then pulling him with all she has, Vandegriff has a meeting with the ring post that will raise his voice a level or two.

Mike: That girl is violent, and here I thought what a lovely thing, to bring in a lady, but she's crazy.

Jorge: Yeah, and probably a good reason that you should not be pissing her off.

Celestra takes the free leg, and slams the knee into the ring post, then taking the other leg she slams it into the post as well. Celestra pushes the steel steps over, and then wrapping both legs, she slaps on a figure four leglock, and droops herself to the floor, pulling with all her might. The ref leaves the ring and starts to warn her that a disqualification is coming her way, and she finally releases the hold. She smiles at the ref, and slides back into the ring.

Jorge: Hey Mike, now that I think about it, piss her off, I'd love to see what she would do to you.

Mike: No thanks, the girl has one hell of a mean streak.

Celestra measures Vandegriff, and comes into the corner with a knee to the back of the head. She gets him up and pushes him into the ropes, whipping him into the ropes, and meeting him midring, nails a Hurricanrana, taking Vandegriff up and over. She is smiling quite devilishly, while Vandegriff gets up quite wobbly, and he turns, she runs at him, and jumps up kicking him square in the back of the head. Vandegriff goes down, and Celestra covers.

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Alexia: The winners of the match, Celestra.

Mike: I don't believe it, Celestra beat Vandegriff.

Jorge: The Shining Wizard put Vandegriff down for the three count, kudos to the young lady, she has proven women, can kick ass.

Mike: Vandegriff is not going to be happy.

Jorge: Look at Sonny Tutone.

Sonny stands up, getting her attention, and starts to appluad her efforts in the ring, while slowly nodding his head and smiling all the while.... Much to Celestra's chagrin.

Mike: Sonny Tutone seems to be interested in Celestra.

Jorge: She did say that her association with Killjoy was purely business, maybe he thinks he has a chance.

Mike: Now that is funny.

Jorge: Chance at getting his ass kicked, speaking of Killjoy, lets go to the back.

Killjoy was leaving his locker room to go congratulate Celestra, when he finds a black envelope attached to his locker door. His name is on the front, in red lettering. Killjoy looks around, and opens the envelope, reading what is inside he walks back into the locker room and takes a seat on the couch. He looks a bit confused as Celestra walks into the room.

Celestra: Well what did you think? Did I kick his ass or what? Killjoy? Are you still with me?

Snapping out of what looked like a trance, he hands her the letter, she looks at it, and then back at Killjoy with a what the hell look on her face. The camera pans in close and the letter is blank. She hands it back to him, and kneeling down, she looks at him closely.

Celestra: What is the big deal, you got a blank letter, is this some kind of joke?

Killjoy: What do you mean blank, it's not blank.

Killjoy snatches the paper up, and looking at it, he looks back with an even more confused look than what she gave him. The scene switches back to ringside.

Jorge: That's the second letter tonight, both matching one another.

Mike: I have no idea, but what's the deal with blank paper? Johnny Falco walked out of the interview after reading his, and both Bruiser and Seductress were having the same blank looks Celestra had.

Jorge: Lets go to the next match, maybe we will get some answers in the future.

Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring weighing in at 240 pounds, standing 6'4, from Oakland, California, "Bad Karma" R J Souza.

Infest by Papa Roach plays as Souza slides into the ring.

Alexia: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 256 pounds, standing 6'2, from Luton England, he represents Ultimate Khaos, "The Dominator" Nathan Creed.

Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit plays as Nathan Creed slides into the ring.

Mike: The former Number one contender RJ Souza looks in good condition.

Jorge: Nathan Creed could take a big step here in the UWF with a win here tonight.

Creed starts the match with a kick to the stomach, then pulls the arm through the legs, lifting him up and nailing a pump handle sit out slam. Creed gets up and drops several elbow drops to the chest, before getting to his feet. He gets Souza up and sends him to the ropes, Souza hangs on thinking he stopped a move, but Creed nails him with a running clothesline that takes him up and over the top rope to the floor.

Mike: Souza looks pissed, he walks around the ring, looking up at Nathan Creed the whole time.

Jorge: What is Souza doing?

Souza grabs a mic, and climbs up on the announce table. He looks away from the ring, and toward the crowd.

R J: You know the last month has been a total waste of my career. The UWF doesn't like me, I hate it here, why am I staying? What is the point of me wrestling some no name loser like Nathan Creed? Is he the one that I will use to get a shot at the World Title? Hell No. Nathan Creed is a worthless soul, that has absolutely no barring on my time here in the UWF.

Right Now by Korn plays as Jon Davis comes out to the ramp. He has a mic in hand, and looks toward the ring.

Davis: Hey Souza? What the hell is your lame ass problem anyway? Are you mad that I won the World Title, that I did what you couldn't? You are nothing but a waste of time, you should go ahead and leave the UWF, because you are worthless and crazy.

The ref counting the entire time, counts Souza out of the match, giving Creed the win, but Creed isn't happy. Souza takes off and charges Davis at the top of the stage. Creed still wondering what the hell just happened, turns to watch the melay. President Kelley comes out to get in between Souza and Davis, protecting his main event tonight. Souza is soon joined by Def BI Posse, the Seven footer, gets up in the face of Kelley, who stands tall at 6'6, and 300 pounds, a rock by all means, but dwarfed here by Ghetto Giant.

Mike: This isn't looking good, Ghetto Giant is starring down at the President.

Jorge: Don't hit him, don't give him a reason to fight back, the Maniac isn't a pushover.

Alexia: The winner of the match, by count out, Nathan Creed.

RJ Souza looks back at the ring, Nathan Creed standing in the ring leaning on the ropes watching everything just shakes his head. He taps Ghetto on the back and Ghetto lays in a solid right hand to the President. Ricky J and RJ Souza join in the fruckuss as they all start pounding on him. Ghetto Giant pulls him up and wraps his hand around his throat, preparing to chokeslam the President, when the Owner comes out very quickly, he has a mic.

Mike Kelley: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the fuck on right there. You big ass looking Frakenstein will put my brother down and right now. The contracts you signed with the UWF clearly state, staff is not to be harmed, attacked or provoked in any way. This is clearly a violation of those contracts. Now it's nothing major at the moment, but chokeslamming him down, will be very, very...

RJ Souza is handed a steel chair, as Ghetto puts him down where his feet can touch, RJ Souza plants the steel chair to the head of Mike Kelley, which quickly sets off Mark Kelley. The Maniac slams a right hand into the face of Ghetto Giant and then goes right after RJ Souza, who kicks him with a low blow. Souza directs traffic as he points to Mike Kelley telling him to carry him to the end of the stage. Souza gets Almighty to lift Mark up as he grabs the chair and starts wailing away on his head, shot after shot, busting him wide open. Finally they let him go, as Ghetto lifts the owner up and throws him off the stage through several tables holding up cable wires. Souza laughs as Security comes out to take them down. The threesome fights off security, but they finally get them subdued and then escort them from the arena. Medics come out to check them both out, as Mike and Jorge take over.

Mike: I'm completely Speechless.

Jorge: That was just uncalled for, Davis is back out and he looks concerned.

Mike: He should, had he not come out, than none of this would have happened.

Jorge: Mark is back up, but Mike isn't moving, this looks serious.

There is a hush over the crowd, as they secure Mike Kelley on a stretcher, securing him into place and take him to an ambulance waiting in the back. They were extra careful to secure the neck and back, as the ambulance peels away, while his younger brother stares on with a look of discontent. Another medic is trying hard to check his open wound, and the Maniac pushes him away, taking the cloth and holding it to his own head.

Mike: That's just wrong in every aspect, I don't like it one bit.

Jorge: I hope they suspend them for what just happened, no one should go through that, no one.

Mike: Lets go to an advertisement for the Upcoming PPV.

The Jumbo Tron comes to life as the fans are still in shock from what happened.

Voice Over: Saturday December 20th, battle lines will be formed. Enemies on both sides, wars on both ends, only one will survive. Enemy Lines live from New York City, at the greatest home of them all, Madison Square Garden.

Jorge: Order has been restored somewhat, that just leaves things in a dampened mood for the rest of the night.

Mike: Lets go to the ring for the next match.

Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the UWF Hardcore Title, falling under Hardcore Rules. On his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds, standing 6'3, from Denver, Colorado, he is accompanied to the ring by Shadow Stalker, he is the Mile High Madman, Mathew Greening.

Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz plays as the dark duo hits the ring.

Alexia: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 258 pounds, standing 6'1, from Detroit, Michigan, he is the reigning and defending UWF Hardcore Champion, Stinging Hawk.

One of a Kind by Breaking Point plays as Stinging Hawk makes his way to the ring.

Mike: Stinging Hawk is checking out the chairs, one in each corner, hanging from the top turnbuckle.

Jorge: This is a four corners chair match. If you can slam your opponents head into each one in succession, then you can win the match.

Mike: But that is not the only way you can win the match, the normal hardcore rules are applied.

Jorge: I want to see that, even if just attempted.

They lock up, Greening with a side headlock, Stinging Hawk turns him toward a corner, and then pushes him off towards it, Greening stopping himself just in time. He turns and they lock up again, Stinging Hawk with a side headlock, Greening hooks the waist and lifts him up and takes him back down with a belly to back side suplex. Greening pulls him back up and sends him into the nearest corner, smacking hard into the hanging chair.

Mike: Talk about hard hits in the corner, these corners are hooked up.

Jorge: You are not kidding, this is definately a new match idea.

Stinging Hawk at first dropped to his knees in pain, but managed to get back to his feet. They lock up again, Stinging Hawk dropping down pulling the tights and Matthew Greening to the floor. Hawk grabs the top rope and propels himself over and on top of Greening on the floor. Stinging Hawk lifts the apron up and pulls out a table. He sets it up on the floor, then going back under the ring, he pulls out what looks like a large wrench. He moves in, and nails a shot under the chin, then drags him over to the table, and sets Greening on top. Going around the ring, Stinging Hawk lifts up the other apron, and drags out a huge ladder, a 30 footer. Stinging Hawk sets it up near the corner, and makes the climb. Perched at the top, Stinging Hawk dives off with a frogsplash, Shadow Stalker pulling Greening off the table just in time as Hawk crashes through the table.

Mike: Stinging Hawk asked for the large ladder, he calls that the Crash and Burn.

Jorge: What a move, dangerous, and with help at ringside, a deadly move.

Shadow Stalker gets Greening up and slides him into the ring, then puts Stinging Hawk into the ring. As he does, Johnny Falco comes down to ringside, no Bruiser, no Seductress, just Johnny Falco. He hands Shadow the now blank paper, and Shadow looks at him, and looking at the ring, he walks away from Matthew Greening and goes to the back with Johnny Falco. Greening sees this and doesn't care. He pulls Hawk up, and slams him face first into the first chair, pulling him down the ropes, nails him with the second chair, leads him to the third chair, and slams him face first into the third chair, and takes him to the fourth chair. Greening goes to slam Hawk into the last chair, but Hawk gets the foot out and blocks it. He grabs Greening and slams him face first, then again, and again, and again, and a fifth time, sending him backwards into the center of the ring, Hawk collapses in the corner.

Mike: A saving surge of energy there by Stinging Hawk.

Jorge: Both men are down, and both have taken alot of punishment.

Stinging Hawk is up first and pulls the chair from the corner, and slams it in the mat. Greening is getting to his feet, as he does, Stinging Hawk introduces him to the chair, and Greening stammers backwards but stays on his feet. Hawk again slams the chair into his head, but still no knock down. Finally he hits three repeated shots in a row and Greening falls backward. Stinging Hawk quickly makes the cover.

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Matthew Greening kicks out. Stinging Hawk pulls him up, and hooking the waist lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but turns and faceplants him onto the chair, and rolling him over.

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Jorge: Stinging Hawk looks very surprised that Greening kicked out.

Mike: These Hardcore guys rule, they go through so much, and never quit.

Hawk pulls Greening up and sends him hard into the corner, and follows it with a clothesline, then taking the hair, he sends him out of the ring to the floor. Stinging Hawk pulls another chair out of the corner, and steps through the ropes, jumping down, slamming the chair into Greening's busted open head, adding more damage. He lifts the apron and pulls out another table. Lifting Greening up, he sets him on top of the table.

Mike: Looks like Hawk has something in mind, but what exactly.

Jorge: I don't know, but looks like we are going to find out soon enough.

Stinging Hawk climbs back into the ring, and climbs the corner, still holding the chair. He steps up to the top rope, holding the chair he leaps of, with a frogsplash, pulling the chair to his chest, smashing through Greening and the table, and ending up on top of Greening on the floor. The ref quickly slides from the ring and counts.

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Alexia: The winner of the match, and still UWF Hardcore Champion, Stinging Hawk.

Jorge: Stinging Hawk retains the title, and here comes Magnum.

Mike: Magnum and Hysterya are coming to ringside, while both Hawk and Greening are out cold.

They lift the two of them up and push them back into the ring, and both get into the ring. Magnum goes to one corner, and Hysterya to another, and both pull the remaining two chairs free. Stinging Hawk gets up and is nailed by Hysterya flush in the forehead, splitting him wide open. Magnum slams the chair into the head of Greening a couple times, then puts the arm into the chair, and is about to stomp it.

Mike: Oh my God, he's going to break his arm.

Jorge: Greening is in trouble, and maybe not for long.

The lights suddenly go out, and the ring turns a Crimson red. You hear something and then two men hit the ring. You can barely make them out, but Magnum and Hysterya got out of dodge before trouble could catch up to them. The lights come back on, and Shadow Stalker along with Johnny Falco are standing side by side, eyeballing the former Syndicate members.

Mike: Looks like Johnny Falco has accepted whatever terms that Shadow asked of him.

Jorge: They are helping up Greening, but what can finally settle this fued?

Mike: I don't know, both Greening and Magnum want the Hardcore title, Stinging Hawk has the Hardcore title, and the fued that started the first time Magnum was here, has spilled over.

Jorge: Looks like we have a camera following Jack Sullivan, lets find out what is going on.

The Commish sits at his desk, working on some left over paperwork. A loud knock is heard at his door, then a loud cracking noise as the door's snaps off its hinges and lands on the floor. Stepping into the room, walking over the cracked and splintered door is Jack Sullivan, who is carrying a shovel. The Commish looks up at Jack, surprised by his presence as Jack walks over to his desk and picks up his gold plated letter opener.

Jack Sullivan: Hello Mr. Commish. I thought you would like a room with a view, so I decided to give you one. Now then, I'm looking for a match.

Commish: ...Excuse me? You aren't under contract here.

Jack stares at the Commish for a few moments, then flashes a wide grin at him. Jack leaps onto the Commish's desk, grabbing his tie. Jack then pulls the tie down onto the desk, bringing the Commish eye-level with the desk as Jack takes the letter opener that's in his head and rams it into the tie, nailing it and the Commish to the desk. Jack then stands up and holds the shovel over the Commish's head.

Jack Sullivan: Hehehehe, I don't suppose you understood me correctly, Mr. Commish. I said i was looking for a match, namely a match against the one who calls himself Matt Greening. You see, the boy has decided to be an ignorant fool and align himself with Shadow Stalker, which isn't something I can stand for. So, Mr. Commish, do I have a match, or will I need to show you just how exactly I plan on using this shovel on Shadow Stalker when I get the chance to?

Commish: F....f..fine, whatever you want, just get the hell out of my office!

Jack smiles again and walks out of the office, leaving the Commish stuck to his desk.

Mike: Looks to me like Jack Sullivan has signed the dotted line here in the UWF.

Jorge: Either that or he is working without a contract, either way you heard it next week, Jack Sullivan makes his UWF Debut against Matthew Greening.

Mike: Wow, things are looking up, wait a minute, what's he doing here.

Johnny Hawke comes to the ring, his TV Title secured around his waist, as he jumps up on the ring apron, he looks out toward the fans, then gets into the ring he takes off his title. There standing in the center of the ring once again is none other than the �Franchise� Johnny Hawke. His newly crowned Television Championship is now draped over his right shoulder. He is also dressed in a pair of faded blue jeans with a black �Lone Wolf� T-shirt. Not to mention his ever-present designer Oakleys resting comfortably on his million-dollar face.

Hawke: Seeing how I defended successfully during the main event on Wednesday Night Warfare� I wanted to extend an open challenge to everyone on this roster� I don�t care if you�re young or old� Rookie or Legend� Male or Female� Technician or brawler� If you think you got the testicular fortitude to take the Television title away from me� All you got to do is sign up and I will defeat you one by one� or if the pencil pushing geek, President Kelley wants� I will take you all at once, because I will not hide behind my gold. For I have too much pride in myself for being a fighting champion, and that is one the thing in this business that no one can take away from me�

It doesn't take long for the President to come out, his forehead is bandaged, as he starts walking to the ring, he walks around and grabs a mic, but before he can say a word, Stick Em Up by Quarashi plays and Raiden comes out with a mic in hand.

Raiden: Mr. Hawke, that was a beautiful speech, I must say. But honestly, do you think you're something special with that thing? Please, man. Anywho, I haven't had any matches lately, after tearing Outcast apart. So I challenge you, Johnny Hawke. You and that strap. Because you don't deserve it. You know what you deserve?

He flips up both middle fingers, smiling at him the entire time, then continues.

Raiden: That and that only. I will take that from you, no matter what it takes. So, Johnny, are you gonna step up?

Raiden waits at ringside for a response, but before Johnny can say a word, Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit plays and Nathan Creed makes his way to the ring.

Nathan: Ladies, ladies, ladies. Will you two stop already? Hawke, your challenge seems more like an invitation to kick your arse, and after what Pres Kelley said to you yesterday i wouldn't be surprised if he put you against me and Raiden in a handicap match.

He starts to laugh, as he gets closer to the ring.

Nathan: However, I'm willing to take you both on. Raiden you have a lot of guts for a guy who recently parted ways with the Syndicate. Maybe this is your chance to step up and take the spotlight for yourself, just like Runnels. This is your time to try and beat the TV Champ, and me.

Creed gets to ringside and walks around to the other side of the ring, putting the President in front of the announce team, Raiden on one side and Creed on the other.

Nathan: Lets make this match triple threat unless anybody else out there in wonderland has he 'grapefruits' to step up as well. Obviously first things first though. I've beaten a former number one contender here tonight, so excuse me if i seem a little pre-emptive, but when your done with MY Title Hawke I'd like it in good condition.

Again Hawke, now smiling starts to raise the mic, when Look at Me by Geri Haliwell as Le Phenom and Tiny, the world's strongest fat guy, come out and make their way towards the ring.

Hart: So lemme get this straight... Our gloriously heralded UWF television champ, Mr. ETHAN HAWKE of 'Singles' fame, has decided to commit career suicide and simply HAND the championship over to the jiggiest JACKHOLE to jot his name down on the list?!

He shakes his head in disgust, before continuing.

Hart: HA! Well, if that's the case... RAIDEN, SUB-ZERO...er NATHAN CREED, the two of you can go ahead and FORGET those gold winning aspirations, because as far as this cat's concerned... that strap is MINE, nnnnnnndaddio!! Sign me up!! The PHENOM... has left... the BUILDING!!

Hawke: Hold on just a second there Phenom. Is there anyone else in the back that wishes to challenge me? Okay then, now lets see, Nathan Creed, Raiden, and Le Phenom, all want a shot at my title, so who do I pick.

Getting into the ring and walking into view of the TV Champion, Maniac Mark Kelley, lifts his mic.

Kelley: You know, I told you that calling me a Pencil Pushing geek wasn't a smart thing to do. So next week, you will be in a Triple Elimination Match. What that means is simple, you will have to defeat all three of them, at the same time, and that means pinning each one, without getting pinned, disqualified, or submitting, to keep that title. If you fail to pin all three of them, the one that pins you, causes you to submit, or gets you to disqualify yourself, will leave Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, the final stop on the Canadian Tour, as the UWF TV Champion. Just in case you get an idea that you can hit me, know this, I'm not in the best of moods at the moment, and those three clowns tonight are suspended indefinately. That would be such a blow to the Untouchables to lose a man to suspension, now wouldn't it.

Hawke: Beating these three punk ass bitches in one night, sounds like a done deal to me, see you three losers next week.

Kelley: I'm not done.

Johnny Hawke starts to leave the ring, and then steps back through, and this time he looks irritated.

Kelley: Also next week, since Nathan Creed is in a stable, if he happens to be the one that pins you, he also wins the Stable Title.

Now Hawke looks a little upset, but keeps control and steps through the ropes and heads to the back.

Mike: Wow what a bombshell, Kelley just signed a three on one match, in which Johnny Hawke must defeat all three of them to keep his title, and the Stable title is on the line if Nathan Creed pins him.

Jorge: Nathan Creed just walked into a gold mine, if he can pin Johnny Hawke, he can leave Canada with two titles, one for Ultimate Khaos, the other for himself.

Mike: Lets go to the ring for the US Title Match.

Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF United States Heavyweight Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, first weighing in at 252 pounds, standing 6'4, from the Hospital of Pain, ER, Earnest Runnels.

Toxicity by System of the Down plays as ER comes out, and stares at Nathan Creed who remained at ringside.

Alexia: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 254 pounds, standing 6'3, from Chicago, Illinios, he represents Insanity's Edge, and is the reigning and defending United States Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Stryker.

Unforgiven by Metallica plays as the Champion comes out, and he stops also and looks at Nathan Creed, who holds up his hands and points for him to get into the ring.

Jorge: Nathan Creed stayed to ringside, Shawn Stryker had a few words for him this past week.

Mike: This could be a dangerous situation for Shawn Stryker.

They lock up, Shawn goes down hard to the mat, and gets up telling the ref that ER pulled his hair. ER shakes his head as they lock up again, Stryker reaches around, grabbing the hair and yanking ER to the mat. Stryker moves back to a neutral corner as ER gets up looking very pissed. They lock up again, ER steps through and goes for a whip to the ropes, Stryker reverses and then sends himself crashing into the ref.

Jorge: The ref went down hard, did Shawn do that on purpose.

Mike: I have no idea, but ER doesn't care one bit.

ER nails Stryker over the top rope to the floor with a running clothesline. Runnels looks at the ref and shakes his head. Steve grabs a chair, and quickly gets back into the ring, he threatens Runnels with it, then moving Runnels between him and the ref as the ref is getting up, slams the chair into the mat and then tosses it to Runnels, who reflexively catches it, and then Shawn goes to the mat, and doesn't move. The Ref turns Runnels around, seeing the chair in his hand, hearing the chair slam, and seeing Shawn knocked out, calls for the bell.

Alexia: The winner of the match by disqualification, and still the UWF United States Champion, Shawn Stryker.

Mike: What the hell just happened?

Jorge: Looks like Shawn Stryker just pulled one over on ER.

Mike: But where is the Pornstar? He was supposed to be at ER's side.

Jorge: He's not been here all night from what I heard, apparently his plane was delayed in DC.

Mike: ER is pissed, as the ref checks on him. Nathan Creed slides into the ring, as he has been challenging the Insanity's Edge stable all week, looks at Shawn with amazement. Shawn starts to stir as ER moves in, but Nathan bumps into him, and they look at each other and both want a piece of Stryker, who has to do all he can not to smile, slips from the ring, leaving the two of them in there, but makes sure to fall to the floor to make his story convincing. The ref gets him the US title and helps him to the back, as ER just shakes his head.

Mike: Shawn's plan to dismantle those that hurt his brother might have been swayed tonight when Steve showed up.

Jorge: I never thought about that, but Shawn seemed unlike himself tonight.

Mike: This should be a very entertaining match, Steve Somers defending against Killjoy, the European Title, on the line.

Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF European Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 280 pounds, standing 6'7, from The Browery, New Jersey, he is accompanied to the ring by Celestra, Killjoy.

Mutant by Twizted plays as Celestra and Killjoy come to ringside, and Sonny Tutone, still at ringside starts to whistle at her, and wave. Killjoy looks at her and then points at him, and she just shrugs.

Alexia: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 255 pounds, standing 6'4, from Los Angeles, California, he represents the Untouchables, and is the reigning and defending, UWF European Champion, "The One Man Show, Steve Somers.

Never Gonna Stop by Rob Zombie plays over the loud speakers. The fans erupt into cheers as out from the back steps UWF European Champion Steve Somers. Somers is dressed in his usual long silver leather pants, with black boots and black wrist bands. Somers is accompained by Joshua Cunningham as they both make theie way down the aisle. When Somers hits ringside he climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring, as Cunningham remains on the outside. Somers mounts a turnbuckle and outstretches both arm to the side, taking in the fans energy. He then removes his Oakley's and tosses them out into the crowd. Somers dismounts the corner and hands the ref the European title and starts the match.

Mike: Is Sonny going to far now?

Jorge: The man obviously has it bad for Celestra, give him a break.

Mike: Killjoy will break him, in half.

Somers doesn't even take the title off as he nails a clubbing blow to the back of the head of Killjoy. Somers hooks the waist, lifts and plants Killjoy back into the center of the ring with a German Suplex. Killjoy is pulled back up, as Somers hooks and gives him a vertical suplex, rolling the hips lifts and hits a seconds, rolling the hips, lifts and his a third straight vertical suplex. Somers gets up to his feet and steps on the bottom rope to boast to the crowd.

Mike: Look at Somers, this guy showboats more than the crew of the Love Boat.

Jorge: Just think he did all that with the title still on.

He hands the title to the ref, and lifts Killjoy up, whipping him to the ropes, Killjoy levels him with a flying roadblock shoulder tackle, sending Somers end over end. Killjoy smiles at him, as Somers goes to the corner. Pulling himself up, he walks back out and they lock up, Somer stepping out with a twisting arm bar, turning that into a standing wrist lock. He leans in, turning the hold into a over the shoulder wristlock, pushing down with all his might to hurt the wrist. Killjoy grabs the waist, lifts him up, and brings him down with a reverse atomic drop. Killjoy stepping back, slams forward with a very hard short clothesline.

Mike: I felt that one, that had to hurt.

Jorge: Killjoy is very dangerous, and can end this in a second if Somers isn't careful.

Somers rolls out of the ring, to catch a breather, but Celestra grabs ahold of him and pushes him right back into the ring. Somers looks at her with a baffled look as Killjoy turns him around, and then lifts Somers up and over his head with a Gorilla slam. He pushes him over and into the center of the ring. Somers gets up and Killjoy nearly decaptitates him with a steamrolling clothesline.

Jorge: He sprung at him like a runaway locomotive, the big man can move.

Mike: Killjoy is definately very agile.

Killjoy pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, and gives him a high back body drop. He then goes to the ropes himself, and drives a knee to the forehead of Somers. Killjoy covers.

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Somers kicks out immediately. Killjoy gets him back up and sends him to the ropes, he tries for a powerslam, but Somers pushes off with a dropkick. Somers goes to the ropes, and comes off with a clothesline of his own, staggering the big man back to the ropes. Somers again off the ropes, hits a cross body that takes them both over the top rope and to the floor.

Mike: Somers rebounding a bit there, but both took a nasty spill to the floor.

Jorge: Some much needed offense by Somers, to break up Killjoy's momentum.

Somers gets up first, and then stomps Killjoy on the floor. He gets him up and slams him face first into the steel steps. Somers pulls the head and sends him back into the ring. Somers climbs the corner, and comes out with a double axe handle blow to the back of Killjoy, sending him face first to the mat. Somers locks the leg around the chin, and steps over, pushing him down and rolls to his side with a submission hold.

Mike: What the hell would you call that move?

Jorge: Beats the hell out of me, looks like a neck grapevine, leg over the neck something or another.

Killjoy stands up and then drops down on Somers, breaking the hold. He moves to the ropes using them to get up, as Somers gets up to, Somers runs at him and goes for a dropkick, but Killjoy got out of the way, and Somers went into the corner, straddling the middle turnbuckle. Killjoy gets up and then runs into the corner, smashing him harder into it. He backs out, smiles and runs hard into the corner again.

Mike: Killjoy using his size advantage now, working over the lighter man.

Jorge: Somers has used alot in this match, both men have worked hard.

Killjoy pulls Somers to his feet, and whips him to the ropes, connecting with an elbow to the chest. Then gives him a standing splash, and hooks the leg.

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Somers gets a shoulder up, lifting his arm out. Killjoy helps him up, then hooks the waist, lifts him up almost a reverse bear hug, and throws his feet out, coming straight down with a bear hug slam. Killjoy rolls him over and again covers.

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Kickout by Somers, this time using the unhooked legs to get out. Killjoy gets up, and pulls Somers with him, lifting him up to the top turnbuckle, Killjoy makes the climb.

Mike: Oh no, Killjoy is going top rope.

Jorge: Is this smart for Killjoy, dangerous position.

Somers throws some left hands to the head, trying hard to unbalance Killjoy. Killjoy scoops him up, steps to the top rope, and then nails a Super Fallaway slam from the top rope. Both men crash very hard. Killjoy up first, lifts Somers up to his feet and pushes him to the corner, where he gives Somers a huge open hand chop. Killjoy lifts him up again, and climbs up, moving around he goes to hook both arms for a double underhook move, and Somers uses that to his advantage, spinning up, he locks on both legs around the neck and hits a Hurricanrana out of the corner, and slams Killjoy hard into the mat. Somers gets to his feet, and goes to the ropes, nailing Killjoy as he was getting up with a spinning heel kick to the head.

Mike: Reversal of fortunes for Somers, he's getting his second wind.

Jorge: This could be trouble for Killjoy.

Somers lifts Killjoy up, he hooks the waist and executes a gut wrench suplex, and rolls over into a cover.

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Killjoy powers out. Somers goes to the ropes, and flips over, snapping his neck back, then turning, he puts both feet into the small of the back and pulls Killjoy's head back very hard, working the spine over.

Mike: Somers is working hard to keep Killjoy grounded, this is a grueling match.

Jorge: Sure is, Somers took alot of punishment, and he's still alive in this match.

Somers lets go, and hits a standing shooting star press. He rolls Killjoy over and hooks the leg.

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Kickout by Killjoy. Somers gets Killjoy up, hooks the waist lifts him up and drives him into the mat with a German Suplex. Somers grabs both legs, and flips over covering Killjoy again.

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Killjoy getting the shoulder up in the nick of time. Somers gets him up again, and whips him to the ropes, driving a high knee into his head.

Mike: Give him credit, he is working hard and trying to get the win.

Jorge: Somers is hitting him with alot of moves, but will it end?

Somers pulls Killjoy up and Killjoy gives him a back body drop as he does. Killjoy goes to the ropes and misses a running clothesline, bounces off the ropes and knocks him over with a shoulder block. Killjoy starts to move in on him, but notices that Tutone jumped the railing, he grabs Celestra turns her around and plants a kiss on the lips. Killjoy goes after him and Somers seeing an opportunity clips him from behind, lifts him up and nails him with a brain buster. Somers pulls him up, and hooks both arms, and drives Killjoy into the mat with a double underhook lifting face plant. He pulls him up, hooks it again, as Tutone is leaving ringside, and nails a second lifting faceplant. Somers rolls him over and hooks the leg.

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Alexia: The winner of the match, and still UWF European Champion The One Man Show, Steve Somers.

Mike: Wow what a match, went back and forth, but Somers had enough to pull out the win.

Jorge: I see a future match between these two, this isn't the end of these two.

Mike: Nope, not at all. Two Highlights of the Night and Killjoy was toast.

Jorge: Seems Sonny Tutone had a plan and did it. Celestra looks very pissed.

Celestra heads to the back, and she bursts into the office of the Commish, who was fingering the hole in his tie, as he looks up, Celestra slams her hands on the desk.

Celestra: I want Sunny Tutone next week, is that understood.

Commish: Fine, done deal, you and Sunny Tutone, one on one, good luck.

Surprised by the quick acceptance, she walks out of his office, the Commish look relieved, as the scene switches back to Jorge and Mike.

Jorge: Celestra wants Tutone, to attone, this will happen next week, that's three confirmed matches for next week.

Mike: Celestra vs Sonny, the TV title Handicapped match, and Mason vs Prime Time, already shapping up to be a huge show.

Jorge: Sure is, now we will find out who will head to Halifax, Nova Scotia, with the UWF World Titles, lets go to the introductions.

Alexia: The following match is tonight's main event, scheduled for one fall, and is for the UWF World Heavyweight Title. First the challenger, weighing in at 270 pounds, standing 6'1, from Detroit, Michigan, he is accompanied to the ring by Cunningham and represents the Untouchables, Jared Blazer.

Bodies by Drowning Pool plays as Jared Blazer comes to the ring, Cunningham at his side.

Alexia: Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 195 pounds, standing 5'11, from His Own Personal Hell, accompanied to the ring by Vagrant, he is the reigning and defending UWF Heavyweight Champion of the World, this is Jon Davis.

Korn's Right Now plays as Jon Davis makes his way to the ring, the World Title strapped around his waist. The Vagrant giving him some last minute instructions.

Mike: This is it, the World Title match, the one alot of people have been waiting for.

Jorge: Blazer's been out here shooting off his mouth, can he back it up here tonight.

The bell rings as the two of them lock up. They battle for position as Davis wins, pushing Blazer back into the corner, the ref asks for a clean break. Davis raises the hands, and so does Blazer, as Davis takes a step back. They lock up again, Davis with a quick side headlock and takeover. Blazer puts him in a head scissors, and Davis kicks out. Davis up first catches Blazer with a standing dropkick, then bouncing off the ropes hits a seated dropkick, he hooks both legs, flips over and covers.

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Blazer gets the shoulder up, Davis rocks back and has him again.

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Blazer slams both arms into the midsection to break the count. Blazer gets up and pulls Davis with him, he hooks the waist and snaps him over with a belly to back side suplex.

Mike: That's a momentum breaker, very hard impact.

Jorge: That will slow the Champ down, Blazer shakes his head.

Blazer gets him back up, and puts him in a standing arm bar. Davis pulls him to the corner, climbs the corner, flipping over and giving him an arm drag. Davis comes out of the corner, with a sit out clothesline, nailing Blazer. Davis pulls him up, hooks the waist and gives him a snap vertical suplex, then goes to the outside, uses the rope to catapult him into the ring, and come down with a back splash. Davis grabs the leg, and steps through, but Blazer is able to push him off, Davis hits the ropes, he bounces off, Blazer drops down, as he goes over, and Blazer hits him with legwhip clothesline.

Mike: Wow what a move, he got high for that move.

Jorge: Blazer with an elevated leg clothesline, a move not used that much anymore.

Blazer pulls him up, laying his leg over the back of the neck, he hooks the toes under the arm and locks the other around the waist, putting all his weight to strain the neck. Davis tries to pull the leg free, but is unable to, as Blazer continues to push with all his might. Davis gets to his feet, with Blazer hanging all over him, and reaches out for the ropes, but instead, he flings himself out of the ring through the ropes, both hitting the floor.