Date: 11/08/03
Location: Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
Arena: Sudbury Civic Center
The show opens up outside from earlier today as fans are lined up for miles to get into what looks to be the largest Carnage show in awhile. Seven matches on hand, as the scene switches to a live shot inside the arena, fans are jam packed in the Sudbury Civic Center.
Mike: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to UWF's Saturday Night Carnage.
Jorge: The Canadian Tour continues, here tonight in Sudbury, but in one week, we will be live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada for Shatterpoint.

The add pops up on the UWF Tron, as the fans go wild to the mention of the huge PPV spectacular coming next week.
Mike: What a show that is going to be, and tonight we will find out if Jon Davis and Tom Sawyer can both survive each other long enough to defeat Intoxication to become co Number One contenders for a triple threat elimination match.
Jorge: Plus tonight, Alishia Stone returns to Cornerstone following the opening match with the TV Champion, Jared Blazer. On top of that, Four Title Matches here tonight, and one main event. This past week, the UWF Taped a house show, the results will be aired tomorrow night, in a special showing, and for the fans in London, Ontario, Canada, we will be there this coming Wednesday Night, a tv taping, so bring your signs.
Mike: Lets go to the ring, for the opening match of the night.
Johnny Falco
VS
Ozzy Stone (debut)
Alexia Corcha: The opening match tonight is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 335 pounds, standing 7'3, from Houston, Texas, He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Angel, this is Ozzy Stone.
Here Comes the Monster by Stuck Mojo plays as Ozzy is lead to the ring by Angel.
Alexia: His opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, standing 6'0, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he is accompanied to the ring by Seductress, Johnny Falco.
Whatever by Godsmack plays as Johnny Falco and Seductress come out, both keeping eyes on the Giant in the ring.
Falco slides into the ring and runs at him, jumping up and driving a crushing forearm into the side of the face. Falco kicks the back of the knee taking the big man down to his knees on the mat, goes to the ropes and slams into his back with a shoulder block, knocking him to his belly. Johnny Falco climbs the corner, turning around, and dives off, dropping a leg drop to the back of the head.
Jorge: Falco better keep this up, hit and run, or the big guy is going to kill him.
Mike: Looks like a dwarf fighting a giant, Falco has no chance.
Falco tries to turn the big man over, but he's just too big. Johnny stands up and out of frusteration, starts kicking him in the side over and over and over until the big man starts to get up. Falco kicks him over and over and then slams some right hands into the side of the head. Stone pushes him off with alot of force, sending him nearly to the other corner. Ozzy Stone gets to his feet and turns, facing Falco, who ducks a huge splash. Falco nails the knee with a clipping tackle. He grabs the leg, lifting it up and slamming the knee down hard on the mat.
Jorge: That how you take out a Giant, take out one of those gigantic wheels.
Mike: Ozzy Stone just hasn't gotten going at all in this match, but when he gets his hands on Falco, this won't last long at all.
Falco slides from the ropes, Ozzy sees him about to climb and pushes him off to the floor. Ozzy steps over the top rope, jumping up on the ring apron, Johnny Falco jumps up, springboarding off the top rope, landing on the head of Ozzy Stone and goes backward taking him over and the hard floor with a hurricanrana. Falco slides back in immediately, holding his back, as the ref starts the ten count.
1.2..3...4....5.....6......7.......8........9.........10, reaching ten the ref calls for the bell, Ozzy almost got back in the ring, with the help of Angel who is checking him out.
Alexia: The winner of the match by count-out, Johnny Falco.
Mike: Johnny Falco getting one over on the big man.
Jorge: The smartest thing he did was getting back into the ring.
Mike: Sure enough, lets go to the set of Cornerstone, making it's return to the Saturday Night Carnage lineup.
Alicia Stone is sitting at her desk, she has on a brand spanking new engagement ring, and is starring at it, might explain the absence of late from her weekly show. She looks up smiling into the camera and begins.
Alishia Stone: I'm back, and tonight Cornerstone presents the New UWF TV Champion, Jared Blazer.
Bodies by Drowning Pool plays as Jared Blazer with the TV Title comes into the set, taking a seat, in his wrestling gear for his title defense later in the show.
Alishia Stone: First off let me say congratulations on winning the Television Title Elimination match. How are you liking the UWF thus far?
Jared: Thank you Alishia. So far the UWF is exactly what I've been looking for. I needed a chance to prove to myself that I still had what it takes, and so far I've been given that opportunity .
Alishia Stone: Tonight you have Larry Kingman, are you worried at all that you could lose this title here tonight?
Jared (smirking): You answered that question for me. It's Larry Kingman. I'm more worried about tripping and falling on the way to the ring than I am about that overgrown spitting bucket beating me. Larry tries hard, he really does. But lets face facts, he's not in my league. This title is safe, until I choose differently .
Alisha Stone: Next weekend is the PPV, Shatterpoint, with the additions that are rumored to be happening, you could be facing an unknown opponent at that PPV, would facing an unknown be in your favor, or would it be disadvantage?
Jared: Facing someone you don't know is always a disadvantage. But the great ones overcome that disadvantage and prepare themselves for anything. That's the problem with alot of wrestlers today. They rely too much on scouting reports rather than working on what THEY need to improve themselves. So unknown or known, I plan on going into the PPV undefeated, and walking out of the PPV undefeated.
Alishia Stone: You won a tough six man elimination match, and then defending your title this past Wednesday Night taping at a house show, an event airing Sunday Night on TV, and now again at Saturday Night Carnage, do you think that is too much defending in one week?
Jared: No, because that's what being a champion is all about. I don't like being a champion that hides behind some 30-day rule so that I can point at a shoddy title reign. I signed to defend this belt anytime, and anywhere the UWF wants me to. And if any champions have a problem with defending their belts, they don't deserve to be champions
Alishia Stone: Changing subjects, I've got a few people I'd like your opinion on, the UWF World Champion, Steve Stryker.
Jared: Steve Stryker is exactly the type of champion I elluded to earlier. He's been World champ for how long now? And how many times has he defended it? How many times has he even had a match? He's a helluva athlete, but that belt's gonna be coming off his waist soon, if I have anything to say about it
Alishia Stone: Whoa wait a minute, Steve Stryker has defended his title every night since winning the title, how can you call him a non defending champion.
Jared: Oh has he? Against who, may I ask? Please tell me you don't count any of those half-talent puss bags that I tossed around the ring last weekend as competition. Steve Stryker's been in hibernation with that title. I think we see a Solar Eclipse more often than he defends it. So you're either blind, stupid, or both. Take your pick.
Alishia Stone: So you are calling Jon Davis, RJ Souza both uhm puss bags?
Jared: If the puss fits. But think of it this way, it's not only the length of title reign, but the opposition during that title reign. Jon Davis and RJ Souza are better suited to working the concession stands at UWF events than actually fighting for the World title. Matter of fact, where is RJ Souza now? Yah that's what I thought.
Alishia Stone: Jon Davis was going to be next, what is your opinion on him?
Jared: I have no opinion of him, other than the fact he's in my spot as the number one contender to Stryker's title. I won't proclaim to be an expert on Davis, nor do I give a damn about him. The only important thing about Jon Davis is that he's stealing the spotlight from me. But that will change.
Alishia Stone: How about Stinging Hawk the Hardcore Champion?
Jared: Next question. I care as much about the Hardcore title as I do about how many men you've slept with in order to get this interview job. Move along.
Alishia Stone: You are truely rude, and I can see you don't care about anyone but yourself. What are you going to do if one of these guys were to confront you tonight for your comments?
Jared: First of all, they'd have to deal with the big man over there (points to Cunningham off camera). Then if he hasn't made them his personal bitches, they'll see why I come with such fanfare everywhere I go. Alishia, I've been doing this a long time. Do you honestly think that a few pansy asses with bruised egos that want to kick my ass are gonna scare me?
Alishia Stone: There is a rumor going around, that you have secured a tag team partner, someone to watch your back, is there any truth to this rumor and if so, who is it and when will he debut?
Jared: You shouldn't put much stock in rumors. But I'll say this much. I've got friends, some of which are involved in the wrestling industry. So maybe, one day, if one of them decides to join the UWF, you'll see him or her by my side. But as far as debuts and whatnot, you'd have to ask the president.
Cunningham walks over tapping Jared Blazer on the shoulder and showing him the cell phone, Blazer listens for a moment, then looking at Alishia. She starts to speak, but he just gets up and walks off the set, leaving her there speechless.
Alishia Stone: I guess he is done, back to you Mike and Jorge.
She looks a bit disgusted with that interview as she gets up and storms off the set herself, the scene switching back to Jorge and Mike.
Jorge: That guy is very arrogant, I like him already.
Mike: Sure you would, with an ego like that, he makes even you look simple, lets go to the ring for the big tag team match.
Jorge: Can Tom Sawyer and Jon Davis, Co-Exsist.
Jon Davis and The Modern Day Messiah, Tom Sawyer
VS
Jim Bean and Jack Daniels, Intoxication
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, team number one, first weighing in at 195 pounds, standing 5'11, from His Own Personal Hell, Jon Davis. His partner, weight unknown, his hometown also unknown, this is The Modern Day Messiah, Tom Sawyer.
First Right Now by Korn plays as Jon Davis enters the ring, and then He is followed shortly as Tom Sawyer looks at him with disgust, before getting into the ring, but there around his waist, the stolen UWF World Title.
Alexia: Their opponents, first weighing in at 289 pounds, standing 6'6, from Nashville, Tennessee, Jim Bean, and weighing in at 293 pounds, standing 6'5, from Johnson City, Tennesse, Jack Daniels, they represent Insanity's Edge, Intoxication.
Drinking Games plays as Intoxication comes to the ring, to a suprise ovation from the crowd.
Mike: What a suprise ovation for Intoxication.
Jorge: I never knew the Canadian Fans were transfer Hillbilly whiskey drinking rednecks, don't they know you can't pop them open and drink them.
Mike: I guess not, here we go, looks like Sawyer and Davis can't make up their minds who is going to start.
Finally Davis steps through the ropes holding up his hands and tells Sawyer to get to it. Sawyer locks up with Daniels, who quickly slaps on a side headlock. Sawyer pushes him off into the ropes, dropping down as Daniels runs across him, off the ropes again and Sawyer nails him with a flying forearm to the chin. Sawyer pulls him up, wringing the arm with a wrist lock, then going to a full arm bar. Daniels pushes him back to the corner, the ref asking for a clean break, and Daniels pops the masked man in the face with a straight right hand, pushing the ref away.
Mike: Straight right hand by Jack Daniels, caught him hard.
Jorge: I guess it's true that drunks can fight.
Daniels immediately goes after the mask, trying to rip it off, but Sawyer gives him a straight low blow, then doing a very quick go behind, hooks the waist and takes Daniels up and over with a German Suplex. Sawyer goes to make a tag, and Davis leaves the corner, and is down signing autographs on the floor, paying no attention to the match. Sawyer leaves the ring, and pushes Davis, who pushes him back, while the ref starts the ten count.
Mike: What in the world are they doing, don't they know a shot at the World Title is on the line.
Jorge: According to Jared Blazer, none of them are worth a title shot, and are in his way.
Jack Daniels makes the tag to Jim Bean who climbs the corner, looking at both Sawyer and Davis who are mouthing off to each other and dives out of the corner, Davis seeing it, pushes Sawyer away, and Bean crashes hard into the steel railing around ringside, busting his head wide open. Sawyer grabs him and rolls him in the ring, and then as Davis is smiling, he gets caught with a right hand to the chin.
Mike: The CEO knew exactly what he was doing when he booked this match, pure entertainment.
Jorge: You got that right, two drunks, and two guys who hate each other, what a booking.
Sawyer climbs back into the ring, pulling up Jim Bean, he lifts him up, holding him high in the air, letting the blood rush to the head and then plants him with a brainbuster. Sawyer covers.
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Davis pulls Sawyer off and out of the ring. Davis slams him head first into the steel railing, and then again for good measure. Davis whips him hard and head first into the steel steps, Sawyer hits very hard, and slumps down next to them. Davis pulls him up and slides him into the ring, then getting up, he tags himself into the match, climbs to the top rope and dives off with a twisting splash from the top rope, landing it perfectly on Jim Bean. Davis springs up, and levels Daniels off the ring apron, sending him to the floor. Davis covers.
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Alexia: The winners of the match, Jon Davis and The Modern Day Messiah, Tom Sawyer.
Mike: Davis beat up his own partner to get the win for the team.
Jorge: They can settle up at the PPV, in what will now be the main event, Steve Stryker vs Jon Davis vs Tom Sawyer, for the UWF World Title.
Mike: Triple Threat ELmination Match, should be one hell of a match.
Jorge: Something is going on in the back, lets follow the cameras.
The cameras pick up what looks like a very excited Commish, who is talking with someone about a huge booking. As he looks up, Commish Dymondz sees someone from his past, starring at him behind a pair of shades. He tells whoever is on the phone he will call them back.
Commish: Well I'll be damned, look who is here, did you come to hang out?
Magnum: Hang out with you? I heard what you had to say on Cornerstone, that the guys weren't good enough to hang with you, oh I've not forgotten, you are just lucky that I don't beat your ass right here, right now, wait that is just what I was going to do.
Dymondz puts cell phone on a table and looks ready to go, when from the shadows steps Hysterya, another old friend of his, and now Dymondz starts to wonder what is going on around here, but to his surpise and luck, the President walks into the scene.
President: Whoa right there boys, The commish here is part of the staff, whether I like it or not, he works with me, if you want some retribution that bad, maybe I can do something about that, but it will be one on one, in the ring, not backstage like a couple of crazed lunatics. If that isn't good enough, then I'm sure I can find my friend here a tag team partner, and make it a tag team match, say someone like a Maniac.
Just as he says that, Dymondz steps up next to him and what was a two on one, quickly became a two on two. The cell phone rings that Magnum is carrying, he listens as someone speaks, he says two words, Yes Angel, and with that he hits Hysterya on the arm and they slowly back away from those two.
Commish: What the hell was that all about?
President: I don't know, I didn't sign them, but I know who can tell us if he did, this is just like my brother.
Mike: Whoa, those two guys didn't run alone, Dymondz was part of a huge stable that looked very strong here awhile back.
Jorge: If those two are here tonight, that means the rest of that group isn't far behind.
Mike: Wasn't it nice to see the staff stick together, I know Mark Kelley isn't no slouch.
Jorge: Oh it was just lovely, lets go back to the ring and the next match.
Jared Blazer (TV)
VS
Larry Kingman
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit and is for the UWF TV Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 239 pounds, standing 6'4, from Houston, Texas, he is accompanied to the ring by his Manager, Chris Kingman, Larry Kingman.
Royality by Devil's Playground plays as they come to the ring.
Alexia: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 270 pounds, standing 6'1, from Detroit, Michigan, he is accompanied to the ring by his body guard Cunningham, he is the reigning, and defending UWF Television Champion, Jared Blazer.
Bodies by Drowning Pool plays as Jared Blazer comes down to the ring, wearing the TV Title with pride around his waist.
Mike: This Jared Blazer gets on my nerves, he's become very cocky over the last couple weeks.
Jorge: Your just mad because you can't do half of what he can, get over it would ya.
They lock up in the center of the ring, Blazer pushing Kingman into the corner, Kingman raises his hands for a clean break, and Blazer snaps a right hand into the mix. He then lays in several knees to the midsection, following that with a hip toss to the center of the ring. Jared steps back, and then comes out with a spinning elbow smash to the chest.
Mike: Wow what a quick start, the fans love this guy, but he is worst than anyone for breaking the rules.
Jorge: The best of both worlds, some people just have it, others just don't.
Jared pulls him up, but a double leg takedown, and dive over the top had Blazer pinned.
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Jared slams two arms into the exposed side to break up the count. He gets up, grabbing the arm, pulling it through the legs and nails a pumphandle fallaway slam. Jared drags him into the corner, and puts a foot to the windpipe pushing with all his might. The ref breaks it up as Jared steps back with a who me look. Jared pulls Kingman up and lifts him high into the air, holding him and then dropping him with a standing vertical suplex. Jared covers.
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Kingman kicks out. Jared Pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, Kingman hangs on to the ropes as Blazer went for a dropkick.
Mike: Kingman showing some ring awareness by holding onto the ropes.
Jorge: Chris Kingman grabbed his foot, didn't you see it?
Mike: No I must have missed that.
Kingman pulls Blazer up pushing him into the corner, there he gives him a huge backhand chop, then whips him to the opposite corner, following closely and nailing a clothesline, then whips him back to the corner they came from, and again right behind him with a hard clothesline. Kingman lifts him up to the top rope, hooking the waist takes Blazer up and over with a massive Superplex Floatover, he has the cover.
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Blazer gets a shoulder up, Kingman almost winning the title. Kingman grabs the legs and steps through, and turning Blazer over with a sharpshooter submission hold.
Mike: Kingman has come out with a smart stragedy, and using moves we've not seen him use yet.
Jorge: He's making a positive showing here tonight, with this hold locked in.
Blazer pulls himself toward the ropes, and reaching out, almost there, and locks on to the bottom rope. Kingman legs go of the hold as the ref forces him to break. Kingman getting up, stomps him in the back several times, trying to work on the back of Blazer. Kingman hooks him, lifting and snapping him down to the mat with a Dragon Suplex.
Mike: Kingman just Crowned the champion this could be all she wrote.
Jorge: This would be an upset if you ask me.
Mike: I didn't ask you.
Jorge: You should have.
Larry Kingman getting ahold of Blazer, hooks the waist, cradles the leg, starts to go up, and Blazer hooks his leg and rolls Kingman into a small package.
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Kingman releasing his grip breaks the count. Kingman gets up, and Blazer nails him with a short clothesline, both men down and breathing hard.
Jorge: Blazer well prepared for the King's Crown, and almost won the match.
Mike: Sure did, both men starting to get up, the ref is up to six.
Kingman up first, gets in a left hand to the face and whips Blazer to the corner, and follows, Blazer moves, Kingman hits hard, Blazer grabs the head and comes out of the corner with a sit out bulldog, he quickly hooks the back leg.
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Kingman gets his arm up. Blazer lifts him up and sits him on the top rope. Climbing up, Blazer hooks the waist and takes Kingman out of the corner with a top rope belly to belly suplex, planting him into the center of the ring, the momentum takes Blazer over on top of Kingman.
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Kingman somehow had the knowhow to push the arm up off the mat just in time. Blazer pulls him up again, drapping his arm over his head, setting him up for a Northern lights suplex, as he lifts him up, Kingman hooks the head and comes right back down with an implant ddt.
Mike: One counter after another, I'm losing track of it all.
Jorge: They are approaching the time limit, Kingman is running out of time.
Kingman getting up, scoops and slams Blazer to the mat, getting up and bouncing off the ropes hits a spinning elbow drop, putting an elbow to the chin, he covers.
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Blazer gets the shoulder up. Kingman pulls him up again and whips him hard into the corner, Blazer hits hard. Blazer stumbles outward, as Kingman grabs the arm to whip him into the other corner, Blazer grabs his head, runs to the corner, down the second rope, springboards out nailing a spinning neck breaker, he covers.
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Alexia: The winner of the match, and still the UWF TV Champion, Jared Blazer.
Mike: What a match, kudos to both men, this was hard fought to the end.
Jorge: Kingman came up just a bit short, and could be in the running for the European Title, if rumors are true.
Mike: They are bringing back the European Title?
Jorge: You didn't read the information again did you?
Mike: Uhm, lets go to the back, the arrival of rest of Insanity's Edge.
As the limo pulls into the garage, Steve Stryker the UWF World Champion, and Shawn Stryker the UWF US Champion, get out both are talking on cell phones, hopefully not to each other, as they watch the driver pull their bags from the trunk. Steve looks around not seeing Jim or Jack, and looks at Shawn who just shrugs. They both pick up the bags and head to their dressing room, still yapping on the phones.
Mike: Looks like Steve and Shawn are here.
Jorge: Really, I thought it was two thirds of the three stooges, man you are lame. Lets go back, something has just broken down.
Steve and Shawn walk by a dressing room, as the door came crashing off it's hinges. They peer into the room, the camera following them picks up the action. Stinging Hawk is pounding on Al Creed in the dressing room. Looks like the catering guy is laid out on the door, and is in need of medical attention. Steve and Shawn walk on.
Stinging Hawk (HC)
VS
Al Creed
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the UWF Hardcore Title, falling under Hardcore Rules. First the challenger, weighing in at 231 pounds, standing 6'1, from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, Al Creed.
More Human than Human plays as they Jumbo Tron picks them up fighting in the back.
Alexia: His opponent, weighing in at 258 pounds, standing 6'1, from Detroit, Michigan, he is the UWF Hardcore Champion, Stinging Hawk.
One of a Kind by Breaking Point plays briefly as the Jumbo Tron continues to play the fighting in the back.
Stinging Hawk now has Al Creed in the hallway, slamming him head first into the roll up metal bleachers used to offset larger crowds. Hawk continues to just pound him into the metal, then lets him fall to the floor. Hawk covers but there is still no ref there to make the count. Hawk gets up, looking for anything to use, and notices a table that has all kinds of goodies on it. Hawk pulls the table over, and grabbing Al Creed, he lifts him up, and slams him through the table with a powerbomb.
Mike: AL Creed looks completely out on his feet, I don't think he was even prepared for this match.
Jorge: I will agree with that, but being a hardcore Icon, you should always be prepared.
Finally a ref has made his way to the back, Al Creed in some serious trouble. Stinging Hawk takes him by the hair and pulls him onto the stage, giving him a scoop slam to the hard floor at the top of the ramp. Hawk drags him down the ramp to the end, over the end, he sees several tables stacked up, he shakes his head, and pushes Al Creed over on top of the tables, and then standing at the top of the stage he looks down.
Mike: Even he isn't that crazy?
Jorge: You just never know, this is going to be good.
Stinging Hawk takes a position, smiles to the crowd, and then leaps of, with a frogsplash, slamming hard into Al Creed, smashing through all the tables to the floor. Hawk lands on top, the ref at the top of the stage counts.
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Alexia: The winner of the match, and still UWF Hardcore Champion, Stinging Hawk.
Mike: He did the Frog Splash off the stage, through what was that six tables that were stacked up to support the cables.
Jorge: I have no idea, but right now it looks like one huge wreckage of tables, bodies and wires, I'm glad I don't clean up around here.
Mike: That's Nathan Creed, what is he doing here?
Jorge: He gave Al Creed something this past Wednesday Night, and maybe he has sweetned whatever offer he made.
Mike: That's ludicrous, lets listen in.
Nathan Creed watches the security staff pull Al Creed through the mess of tangled tables, and put him on a stretcher, Nathan Creed puts another large brown envelope next to him.
Nathan: Think about it Al Creed, one Creed is dangerous, just think what two Creeds could do around here.
Mike: That surely sounded like an offer to me.
Jorge: You just may be right for once.
The cameras pick up Commish Dymondz and CEO Curtis discussing some plans for the PPV.
CEO: I've got an idea, since all this has just happened, why not find enough guys, put them in a battle royal, let them fight on Saturday Night Carnage Next week, the last two men in the ring, square off in a ladder match for the UWF European Title.
Commish: That sounds like a good idea, but are you sure the President and Owner want to bring back the European Title?
CEO: We can win the board vote, 3 to 2, as long as you vote with me.
Commish: Sounds like a deal to me, lets do it. Now whoever thinks they are worthy, can come find us, and we will book them in that match.
CEO: Don't forget, Hopper just signed a contract with us, he will face Storm for the LW Title, that match has already been signed.
Commish: Also, David Ortiz, the Angel of Death, signed to the UWF Today, he's going to be facing The Lone Wolf Mike Kennedy.
Jorge: Wow it looks like the CEO and Commish are busy in the back.
Mike: They are reactivating the European and LW Titles next Saturday Night, looks like fun.
Jorge: Lets go back to the ring, for the next match.
Def B.I. Posse, Ghetto Giant JRG and Almighty Ricky J
VS
Highland Shining, John Vandegriff and Mike Kennedy
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF World Tag Team Titles. First coming to the ring the challengers, first weighing in at 215 pounds, standing 5'9, from Birmingham, Texas, The Lone Wolf, Mike Kennedy, and his partner, weighing in at 236 pounds, standing 6'0, from Battle Creek, Michigan, John Vandegriff, they are Highland Shining.
Highway to Hell plays as First the Lone Wolf comes out, and then John Vandegriff comes out as well, then get into the ring.
Alexia: Their opponents, first weighing in at 340 pounds, standing 7'0, from Haywood, California, The Ghetto Giant, JRG, and his partner, weighing in at 220 pounds, standing 6'0, from West A St Haywood, California, The Almighty, Ricky J, they are accompanied to the ring by Angela Cheetam. They are the UWF World Tag Team Champions, DEF B I Posse.
Judgement Night by Onyx and Biohazard plays as the duo comes out with their manager, the crowd giving them a short pop.
The match start quickly, Def BI Posse hits the ring and start attacking John and Mike before the bell rings. Vandegriff turns Ricky J into the corner and starts laying in right hands, while the Ghetto Giant is manhandling Mike Kennedy in the corner. He pushes him back, and slaps that massive hand across the bare chest. Vandegriff comes running over and jumps on his back, trying to put a sleeper on. Ghetto reaches up and after Vandegriff realizes he is a foot off the ground, knows he is in trouble.
Jorge: The Posse struck quickly, trying to jumpstart the match, and it could be working, not sure what Vandegriff was thinking.
Mike: He was thinking a Sleeping Giant, is a non dangerous Giant.
Ghetto Giant grabs him and flips him over onto his partner, and then turning, he backs up and smashes them both in the corner. Pulling out, he does it again, crushing them both into the corner. Ghetto Giant pulls Vandegriff out of the corner, grabbing him by the throat, lifting and giving him a chokeslam in the middle of the ring. Ghetto pulls Kennedy out of the corner, and chokeslams him down next to Vandegriff.
Jorge: Two massive chokeslams, this doesn't look good for Highland Shining.
Mike: The seven footer is just too much for them.
The Giant then backs up to the closest corner to the two guys and climbs up to the second rope, sitting on the top rope. His partner climbs up behind him, perched, he leaps off with a shining wizard nailing both of the two laid out in the center of the ring. Then the Giant climbs all the way to the top rope.
Jorge: He's not going to do what I think he is going to do.
Mike: Oh hell yeah, he's going Giant Flying.
The Giant comes flying out of the corner with a top rope splash, covering both men. Ricky J comes over and sits on his back while the ref counts.
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Alexia: The winners of the match, and still the UWF World Tag Team Champions, Def BI Posse, The Ghetto Giant, JRG and Almighty Ricky J.
Mike: Looks like that charge ahead strategy has paid off.
Jorge: Def BI Posse might have those belts right now, but stiff competition is on the way.
Mike: Really, who is going to give these guys a challenge?
Jorge: I'd keep two eyes on the future, it could be very bright for the tag team scene.
The Jumbo Tron comes to life, the picture on the Jumbo Tron is none other than the man in charge, President Kelley.
President: I'm here to address several things of interest. First and foremost, the UWF is expanding. After conferring with the rest of the staff backstage, I'm here to make a very importance announcement. Next week, before we go on the air for Shatterpoint in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, there will be a battle royal that will go on, until there are only two left. For every elimination done, that wrestler will get a victory, there will be no losses, making this match a win, win for everyone. The only loss will be whoever loses the final match, that will crown a New European Title. That title is being brought back, to help support the growth of the UWF. The participants are as follows.
Beside him, the list of contenders starts running down.
Matt Storm
President: As you can see, 14 stars, one match, 12 will be eliminated, and then the last two will advance to the PPV, to crown a new European Champion. Also the World LW Title will be returning, Hopper and Storm will battle on Saturday Night Carnage to crown a champion. The only other match signed at this moment, is the World Title Match, Steve Stryker will defend against Jon Davis and The Modern Day Messiah, Tom Sawyer, in a Triple Threat Elimination match. This PPV looks to be the trend setter for the future of the UWF, good luck to all.
Mike: Wow a battle royal, several matches signed for Carange next week and then the PPV to follow immediately after Saturday Night Carnage.
Jorge: They are dubbing Shatterpoint, Money Well Spent, as the influx of new talent, is just awesome.
Mike: Lets go back to the ring, for the United States Title Match.
John Vandegriff
Hysterya
Larry Kingman
Al Creed
Raiden
Jack Daniels
Jim Bean
Outcast
Johnny Falco
The One Man Show, Steve Somers
Ozzy Stone
ER, Earnest Runnels
"The Dominator" Nathan Creed
Shawn Stryker (US)
VS
Cameron Cruise
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF United States Heavyweight Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 248 pounds, standing 6'4, from Jacksonville, North Carolina, he is accompanied to the ring by Mercedes Devon, Cameron Cruise.
5 Minutes Alone by Pantera plays as the US Number one gets into the ring.
Alexia: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 254 pounds, standing 6'3, from Chicago, Illinois, he represents Insanity's Edge, and is the Reigning and defending United States Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Stryker.
Unforgiven by Metallica plays as Shawn Stryker comes to the ring, he is smiling as he eyes his opponent.
Mike: Shawn is looking very confident here tonight, Cameron Cruise and him have gotten into some fighting here recently.
Jorge: It has spilled over with Nathan Creed and Steve Stryker, hence tonight's main event.
Mike: Here we go.
They lock up, Cruise pushes Shawn back into the corner, Stryker and Cruise roll on the ropes to the other corner, Shawn with Cruise backed up in the corner, the ref asks for a clean break and suprisingly, Stryker gives it. They lock up again, Cruise with a step through hammer lock, Shawn, reaches underneath and executes a single leg take down, spinning around, Cruises pushes up off the mat, and nails a single leg heel kick, both end up sitting, and starring.
Jorge: Both men at a standstill at the moment.
Mike: Very evenly matches, both will have to do something not in their playbooks to win this one.
They lock up again, Stryker with a go behind, and waistlock take over, putting on a front face lock. Cruise counters with a spin out into a Code Red submission. Stryker though saw it coming and pushed up to avoid the full extension and gets to his feet, and grabs the top rope, the ref sees the shoulders on the mat.
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Cruise releases the Code Red immediately, and rolls out, going to the ropes, Stryker trying to shake free the feeling in the arm, gets caught with a cross body, he covers.
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Stryker kicks out just in the nick of time. Cruise slides around and puts on a side headlock on the mat. Stryker pushes up, and sends Cruise sliding off the head into the ropes, dropping down, then getting up, he goes for a leap frog, Cruise catches him, and drives him into the math with a huge step out powerslam.
Mike: Cruise caught the leap frog, and slammed Stryker down hard.
Jorge: Cameron Cruise came to win the US Title tonight, Stryker has underestimated him big time.
Cruise pulls Stryker up and takes him to the corner. He slams him face first into the turnbuckle several times, then hooking the waist, he takes him over with a release German Suplex. Cruise hooks the leg and covers.
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Kickout by Stryker. Cruise not letting up, pulls Stryker up and whips him to the ropes, catching him with a spinning powerslam, then points to the corner. Cruise climbs up, setting himself for something high risk.
Mike: This is not in Cruise's playbook, he's come prepared.
Jorge: And you are about to see why it isn't.
Shawn Stryker scales the corenr, leaping up and driving Cruise out of the corner with a top rope Hurricanrana, both men laying on the mat, but Stryker with a resurgence of energy, gets to his feet. He pulls Cruise up and sends him to the ropes, nailing a standing power clotheline. Shawn points to the corner and lifting Cruise up, he hooks the waist and nails a German Suplex, he rolls, nailing another German Suplex, and hits the trifecta, as again he points to the corner.
Jorge: Looks like it is time for End Game, the Stryker Line put him down, and now the Game is finally at an end.
Mike: End Game is a devastating move for sure, Stryker has him in the corner.
Stryker has him in the corner, lifting him to the top rope. Shawn climbs up, and hooks the waist, he start to lift for the Top rope Gutwrench powerbomb, but Cruise blocks it, he instead gets an elbow to the side of the head, lifting Stryker on his shoulder, Cruise hooks the leg, and comes off the top rope with his over the shoulder cradle piledriver.
Jorge: The Crowd is going ballistic, chanting holy shit over and over.
Mike: Cruise has the cover.
Cruise covers Shawn, the ref counts.
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Alexia: The winner of the match, and NEW United States Heavyweight Champion, Cameron Cruise.
Jorge: I don't believe, Cruise was playing possum, he reversed End Game and nails the Shipwreck and wins the US Title.
Mike: Shawn can't believe it either, he is getting up.
Shawn Stryker walks over to Cruise who looks a bit defensive at first, and Shawn actually extends a hand. Tentative at first, he shakes the hand and Shawn leaves the ring. Cruise climbs the corner holding up the US Title as the scene switches to the back.
Def BI Posse are leaving the arena, with the tag team titles in hand. When they run into two guys who are coming into the arena. One is as big as the Seven footer Ghetto Giant, the other looks close but a little shorter than Almighty Ricky J. They get face to face, Then the brawl starts. Ghetto Giant goes face first into a truck, while Ricky J sends his guy sprawling over a refreshment table. Security breaks them up before too much can happen, the CEO coming out to see what the commotion is all about.
CEO: You clowns like disturbing my uhm private time with some personal entertainment, I'm going to put you four in a Double Ladder, Table Breaker match. Oh yeah, this is brand spanking new. You see to win the titles, you have to grab both titles hanging outide the ring with the 30 foot ladders. Now if one teams grabs one title, and one team grabs the other title, then the playoff begins, the match becomes an Ultimate Tables Match. Just to remind you, that is where you have to break either member of the opposing team through one table, two stacked tables and a burning table to win the titles. Doesn't have to be in that order, but you do have to be the first team to do it. Have fun.
Security sends the Def B.I. Posse out of the arena, as they other two walk down the hall.
Mike: Just like that, whoever those two were, they have a shot at tag team gold this coming Saturday Night.
Jorge: I have a feeling this match is going to raise the roof, lets go to the main event.
Non Title Singles Match
Steve Stryker (WH)
VS
"The Dominator" Nathan Creed
Alexia: This is tonight's Main Event. First coming to the ring he weighs in at 256 pounds, standing 6'2, from Luton, England, this is the Dominator, Nathan Creed.
Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit plays as Nathan Creed gets into the ring looking very excited.
Alexia: His opponent, on his way to the ring, weighing in at 263 pounds, standing 6'4, from Chicago, Illinois, he represents Insanity's Edge, and is the UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Steve Stryker.
Bodies by Drowning Pool plays as Steve Stryker, still without his World Title comes to the ring.
The bell doesn't ring as the brawl starts. Both men trading right hands back and forth, neither giving an inch, and then a double right hook and both men fall backwards landing on the mat. After a second, they both get right back up and exchange a second round of right hands. Several shots by both guys, and again they end up on the mat, starring at each other.
Mike: Just straight out brawling, no wrestling at all, that has to benefit Nathan Creed.
Jorge: Stryker needs to wrestle this match, or he could wind up on the losing end, and not a good night for Insanity's Edge.
Both men get up, Creed goes for another right, but a step over and single arm take down, roll over and hooks a cross arm breaker, with both feet into the back of Nathan Creed, and the opposite arm being pulled over the shoulder. Creed pulls and sends Stryker over him and into the ropes, he moves enough to force Stryker to go over him, then bouncing off the rope, Creed gets up and nails a spinning heel kick.
Mike: Nathan Creed showing he can do some wrestling too.
Jorge: Stryker's a veteran, he knows how to win.
Creed pulls Stryker up, and sends him to the ropes, coming off, Nathan nails him with a high, back body drop. Creed hits a huge left handed clothesline, then a follow up elbow to the chest, he covers.
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Stryker kicks out quickly, as Nathan pulls him again to his feet. Stryker rakes the eyes, scoops down, and picks Creed up, turning and nailing a spinning spine buster. Stryker crawls over and drapes an arm.
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3.....the ref says two, two he holds up two fingers. Stryker rolls over and gets to his feet, as does Nathan Creed, who rushes at him, nailing a spear taking them both through the ropes and to the floor.
Mike: That looked like it hurt, both men hit the floor very hard.
Jorge: He folded Stryker up like an chair, and it didn't look good.
Creed pulls Stryker up and slams him head first into the steel railing, then sends him into the steps. Jumping on the apron, he rolls in and then back out to break the ten count. Creed turns Stryker, scooping and slamming him down on the floor. He gets him up and starts to roll him into the ring, but Stryker nails an elbow to the face. Steve then nails a clothesline that takes them both over the railing into the front row. The ref, still couting is up to six, and neither realize it.
Jorge: Neither realize they are on the verge of being counted out.
Mike: I don't think so either, eight, nine and ten, that's it, the match is over.
Jorge: They are still fighting.
Stryker picks up a steel chair and slams the chair into the back of Nathan Creed, then pushes him back to ringside. The ref is trying to tell them the match is over, and Stryker nails him with the chair. Steve rolls Creed into the ring, putting his head in the piledriver position. From behind, the same man in the back that was just signed to a tag team title match, hits the ring and grabs Stryker by the neck, lifting him up and Chokeslamming him down to the mat. He pulls Stryker back up, lifts him again, and Chokeslams him hard to the mat.
Jorge: WHere is the help? Someone help Stryker, they are going to kill him out here.
Mike: No idea, where's his brother, his stable mates?
The smaller of the two men seen in the back, now gets into the ring. He is smiling at Stryker, then as Steve is helped up, and turned, he gets a rid mist in the eyes, then turned over, he is dropped with an inverted DDT. Nathan Creed slid from the ring long enough to get a mic.
Nathan: Steve Stryker you think you are the greatest in the UWF? I don't think so, you are a punk ass loser. How does it feel to get his with two Khaos Slams, and the Hellbringer, have you had enough? I think he said no, how about some last rites.
As the bigger of the two men lifts him up and puts him in the Tombstone position, the smaller puts the chair under his head, and he drives Stryker into the chair. The whole time Nathan Creed was going off on him.
Nathan: You suck Stryker, where's your friends huh? Where's your buddies, Huh? When I'm done with you, they will have to tow your ass to the ring in a casket just to lose that title you don't have now. You have a problem holding onto things don't you Steve? While you are still semi awake, let me introduce you to Khaos, that's the seven foot monster, and Beast, like I warned you, like I told you, Ultimate Khaos is here, and guess what, they have the shot at the tag team titles, not your buddies, Intoxication. Ultimate Khaos will run this place, and you are going to be put out to pasture, with the rest of the old dogs. Hey turn the Jumbo Tron on, let him see where his friends are.
In the back, you can see that steel chains are holding the locker room doors from opening as the pounding can be heard. The rest of the stable is locked in Insanity's Edge's locker room. Nathan takes the chair, as they hold Stryker up, measures him, and then slams the chair into the forehead of Stryker, that shot busted him open. Nathan slides from the ring again, tossing in a bag from underneath the ring. He pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, as they handcuff Stryker to the corner. One arm over the top rope, on each side of the corner, handcuffed to the second rope. Nathan smiling at him, slams the chair again and again into the head of Stryker, the blood really starting to flow.
Nathan: You still feel like the king? Steve are you even awake? Unhandcuff him so I can finish him off. What a bloody mess, you bleed worst than a pig at slaughter.
They release Stryker, and pull his lifeless body to the center of the ring, lifting him up as Nathan Creed measures him. Then he gives him a kick and nails a scoop reverse ddt. That not being enough, he grabs both legs, turns him over, and puts on the Dominator Stretch, an elevated Boston Crab.
Jorge: This isn't funny anymore, if no one else will help him, I will.
Mike: If you go in there, you could be busted open like that, here comes someone.
Sliding under the bottom rope, Jon Davis nails Nathan Creed with a solid right hand, and at the same time, from beside the announce table, Ghetto Giant JRG and Almighty Ricky J enter the ring, and a pier six brawl insues. Stryker laying in the middle, moves enough to get to a sitting position, his face and hair is blood red.
Mike: This is turning ugly. Someone needs to get security in there and break this mess up.
Jorge: The fans seem to be loving it though. Looks like Steve Stryker and Nathan Creed's match has attracted more interest than they bargained for.
Mike: True. But it's going to take alot of security staff to break up this melee. It looks like every man in the ring wants to...wait, what now?
All of a sudden, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool roars over the PA system, the fans shocked by the sudden interuption. For a split second, all the men in the ring pause, unsure why the music is playing as they look toward the entrance ramp.
Mike: Why is Steve Stryker's music playing? He's already in the ring, getting beat to a bloody pulp, I'm confused.
Jorge: That's nothing new, I don't think that's Stryker's music. Look at the entrance ramp!
Standing at the top of the ramp is Jared Blazer, flanked on either side by his bodyguard Cunningham, and UWF newcomer Steve Somers. Blazer is holding a microphone in his hand, and Somers seems to be carrying a small object in his palm, still undecipherable from this distance. The three men slowly make their way towards the ring, as the men in the ring stop their fighting momentarily and stare at the new intrusion. Steve Stryker seems the most vocal, as he points and screams something at Blazer. Blazer smirks, and holds the microphone to his lips.
Blazer: Stryker, Stryker, Stryker. Don't get your panties in a bunch. I realize you're a little upset that we're taking your theme music, but you'll have to bear with me for a moment. Once I explain what's going on, you'll understand fully my reasons.
Blazer and his crew are right at ringside now. He looks up and gives the thumbs up to someone apparently up near the rafters. Suddenly, a large black net drops from the arena ceiling, blanketing everyone inside the ring. The seven men all fighting earlier try frantically to escape the netting, but are unable to do anything. Blazer holds the mic to his lips once more.
Blazer: Don't worry girls, you'll be out of there soon enough. But we just thought we'd give you an example of what's to come in the UWF. You see, what you're looking at right here. Myself, Stever Somers and Cunningham, are the new dominant force in the UWF. And just like your helplessness under that net, just like the fact I've taken your theme music as my own, it goes to show that we do what we want, when we want. And there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it. Stryker and the rest of you take notice. The UWF is now officially the property of the Untouchables!
Mike: I can't believe it. Blazer and his cronies have just proclaimed the entire UWF their property! And for whatever reason, the fans seem to be loving it!
Jorge: I guess the fans have just got tired of Steve and Shawn Stryker's antics and believe that Blazer and Somers, or should I say, the Untouchables, are just what this federation needed. And you forget Mike, we are in Canada.
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the PA system once more as Blazer, Somers and Cunningham retreat up the ramp, as the men in the ring are finally able to untangle themselves from the netting. Blazer, Somers and Cunningham turn around at the middle of the entrance ramp and raise their arms in the air as the arena erupts in a defeaning roar of applause. Just as they are about to turn and leave, "Bodies" stops playing. Sworn Enemies by Sworn Enemies breaks out in the arena, causing Blazer, Somers and Cunningham to take a step back, suddenly things don't look so promising.
Mike: This should certainly get interesting, because whoever is about to come out, has just put the Untouchables between a Rock and a Hard Place.
Jorge: Folks, we're out of time! No Wait, we have to see who this is, it can't end like this?
As the credits start to roll, a huge man walks out to the middle of the stage, next to him another, and then another, and before everyone knows what is going on, there are six men on the stage, from left to right, Raiden, Hysterya, Magnum, David "Angel of Death" Ortiz, Hopper and "ER" Earnest Runnels. The UWF Tron sparks up, as the Syndicate Appears on the screen. The Show ends with Jorge.
Jorge: Oh My God, what in the hell is going to happen here.