A series of pyrotechnics explode echoing throughout the jammed arena as 50,000+ cheer wildly as the camera scans the crowd eventually coming around and focusing on our announcers at ringside.
Jorge: Welcome to the second addition of Saturday Night Carnage!
Mike: Yes and tonight we open the show up with a backstage announcement from our Vice President.
Jorge: Lets go back to the back now guys...
The Vice President is sitting at his desk. He is shuffling through a pile of contracts until he pulls two of them out of the pile. He looks up and begins to talk.
Vice President: Ah you're here thats good. I have something to address tonight to the fans and wrestlers. It seems two guys, both named James ironically have decided that they are to good to show up to thier scheduled matches so tonight I am making a match for next week. I don't usually do this kind of thing but i'll be damned if i let talent run the aslymn here in the UWF. So next week you will see James Slash and James Hayes team up together fighting for thier very jobs against whoever wins the tag team match tonight. The match will be a Tag Team Titles vs. Contracts match. If the James boys win they keep their jobs and gain the tag team titles but if they lose we'll be sending them packing and they can go back to wrestling in rec centers and highschool gyms. So James & James prepare for your next match because quite frankly I don't think you have a chance against Extremely Dangerous or Stryker & his mystery opponent because all four of these guys have one hell of a track record and next week you'll be fighting two of them. With that said the first match of the night has been changed. Instead of a triple threat match we now have a singles match between Mr. Incredible and Xtreme T for the UWF World Lightweight Championship.
Jorge: Whoa, someone might be losing their jobs next week.
Mike: Jorge I think it is a pretty good assumption that it willh happen at the next Saturday Night Carnage. .
Jorge: Yeah, I can't see the winners of the tag team title match tonight losing to James Slash & James Hayes.
Mike: Neither can I really but things like that have happened in the past. Lets get on to our next match.
Ring Announcer: Our first match of the night is a singles match with a time limit of 30 minutes and it is for the Universal Wrestling Federations World Lightweight Championship. Coming to the ring weighting at 139 pounds, he stands at 5'10 and hails from Trenton, NJ he is Xtreme T.
Rockbottom by Eminem plays as he runs down to the ring Xtreme T slides in the ring, stretches on the ropes and taunts the crowd causing them to boo.
Ring Announcer: Coming to you from Man, WV he weighs in at 210 pounds and stands at 6 foot 5 inches he is Mr. Incredible
Rollin by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the sound system but after about 10 seconds no one comes out. About 15 seconds later no one he doesnt come out to the ring.
Jorge: Where is he? Where is this incredible man?
Mike: Something is going on in the back lets get to our cameraman who just arrived to the scene.
A brawl backstage is going on between Mr. Incredible and some guy in a black ski mask. The man in the ski mask delivers a hip toss. Mr. Incredible tries to get up but the man in the ski mask hits him over the head with a crowbar knocking him out cold. The man picks up Mr. Incredible and drags him out to the ringside area and rolls him into the ring. Xtreme T distracts the ref by telling the ref to check himself over for any foriegn objects. The ref checks Xtreme T and doesn't see the what happened. Xtreme T pushes the ref out of way and goes for the pin. The referee begins the count.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Ref: 3
The referee raises Xtreme T's hand and awards him the belt. Xtreme T holds it up above his head and the fans boo. The masked man gets in the ring and they stare each other down.
Mike: Those cheating bastards! They just set Mr. Incredible up.
Jorge: Is this the same guy that is Steve Strykers mystery tag team partner?
Mike: Yes it is KevDogg.
Jorge: How do you know?
Mike: Um, Gold Crowbar..
Jorge: That doesnt mean anything a can of spray paint can give any many a gold crowbar.
Mike: The man in the ski mask just hit Xtreme T with the crowbar. Xtreme T is knocked out cold and the man in the ski mask is continuing his assault
Jorge: Security is running down to the ring. They are going to break up this little fight.
Mike: Yeah but KevDogg.. er.. I mean the man in the ski mask sees them coming and he rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. EMT's are coming out to check on our new World Lightweight Champion.
Jorge: Lets go to the back where Commish J has something to say.
Commish J: So two weeks ago you saw the return of Extremely Dangerous to the UWF but I might have just brokered a deal for another tag team to come into this federation. That right you've seen him on HBO, and you've seen him wrestle a few independants i've just signed Italy's finest and i'm very happy. Thats right I've signed Don Vito Rossalini and his tag team partner Rusty "The Sicillian" Rossalini and to contradict what the Vice President said earlier James Slash & James Hayes will be fighting them instead of the winners of the World Tag Team titles match tonight. You see this is the roadblock of building a successful tag team division here in the UWF. The contracts are still up for grabs but if James & James win this match with the Rossalini's next week they will earn the number two contenders spot for the World Tag Team titles. From there they will go on to face either Extremely Dangerous or Stryker and his mystery partner for the number one contenders spot. This will be our opening match on our next card.
Jorge: Wow, so next week it wont be the winners of the tag team title match later tonight and James & James in a Titles vs. Career match but a Number two contenders spot vs. Career match involving the newly signed Rossalini's and James & James. We can't wait to see the outcome of this match because quite frankly it won't be a sqaush as predicted before with the other projected opponents.
Mike: I know what you mean.
Jorge: Well President Kelley is in the ring. He is holding the Televsion Title. I don't know why he is out here and it confuses me even more why he even has this title.
Mike: Yeah I know we were suppose to see a match for this title now but as you know James Slash didn't show up to the event tonight.
President Kelley: I'm just going to make this short and sweet as you all know James & James have decided not to show up tonight and it has hurt our first two matches on the card. Well the interference from that masked man hurt the first match but this match can't be saved so Killer Machine get your ass out here right now and accept your title. You are now the UWF Televsion Champion but it is not going to be an easy road as you will have to defend it at the next event against a person of my choice. I have not made my decision yet on who this person might be so it will be announced later.
Killer Machine comes to the ring as Dead Bodies Everywhere begins to play. He looks cocky and like he actually won the match to win this title. He grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak.
Killer Machine: I would like to thank each and everyone of you for this title including the pussy that no showed the event to make this possible. I could of kicked his ass anyways like i can kick the ass of everyone here at ringside right now but I don't waste my time with losers so I won't bother. Anyone who wants this title will have to come to Hell and back to take it from me. Right now I challenge...
A man in a ski mask comes from the back and through the crowd. He rolls into the ring and grabs the belt from President Kelley and hits Killer Machine over the head with it. He continues his assualt until security comes out. As security comes out Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine begins to play KevDogg comes down to the ring and grabs the microphone off the ring apron. The masked man continues to beat down Killer Machine as KevDogg begins to talk.
KevDogg: I told you all I wasen't the masked man but no you all mocked me.This goes to show you that you should listen when someone corrects you about something instead of staying misinformed about the issue. So no it won't be Stryker and I in the tag team match it will be this guy and Stryker in the match against Extremely Dangerous.
The fans begin to chant take off the ski mask.
KevDogg: No I will not take off his mask because I respect his right to stay unknown. I mean why would I want to mess with this guy anyways it looks like Killer Machine is getting enough of him and security is having a hard time getting them apart. Why would I want to get involved i don't even have full fledge contract in this federation yet. Anyways I wasen't the one that came out here like I actually won the TV title and I wasen't the one that was about to put out an open challenge. My mother always told me something If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen.
Jorge: Tonight is just insane Mike.
Mike: I was wrong about KevDogg being the masked man. Three new wrestlers signed in one night.
Dangerous by Gunsmoke plays as Extremely Dangerous rushes to the ring they attack KevDogg from behind while The masked man is beating down the Killer Machine.
Jorge: It's ED! damn what the hell is next?
Extremely Dangerous hits KevDogg with the Dangerous Death Drop followed by another on the masked man.
Mike: It's Stryker!!!
Jorge: He clotheslines Extremely Dangerous over the top rope.
Mike: Killer Machine is trying to demask the masked man. He pulls off the mask and ..
Jorge: It's another mask!!!
Steve Stryker picks Killer Machine up and gives him a Stryker Spyke. KevDogg rises to his feet and climbs out of the ring. They both fight Extremely Dagerous up the ramp and into the back until security reaches them and pulls both teams apart.
Mike: Is that a preview of tonight Jorge?
Jorge: I hope so these guys look pissed at each other.
Mike: And being pissed makes for good matches.
Jorge: Exactly and if this wasen't enough to get your adreniline rushing we have a hardcore match up next between the Terrorizor, J-Dawg and Jason Fury.
Mike: Yes and anything goes in these types of matches.
Ring Announcer: The next match is a Hardcore anything goes match with a 60 minute time limit and is for the UWF Hardcore Championship title. Your first competitor of the night hails from Atlanta, Georgia, he stands at 6 feet 8 inches and weighs in at 272 pounds, he is "The Prodigy" Jaysyn Fury.
Never Scared by BoneCrusher plays as he walks down to ringside. He steps up onto the apron and walks over the top rope.
Ring Announcer: From Lyminton, England he weighs in at 275lbs and he stands at 6 feet 2 inches. He is the master of the Piledriver he is the Terrorizor.
The Graveyard Symphony plays as the lights go out. The Terrorizor slowly makes his way to the ring. When the lights turn back on he is standing in the middle of the ring.
Ring Announcer: Hailing from Marietta, Ohio, he ways in at 275 pounds and stands at 6 feet 5 inches. He refers to himself as "The Franchise" of the UWF, ladies and gentleman he is hardcore legend J-Dawg.
Jorge: This match isnt going to stay in the ring for long Mike.
Mike: Yes I know Jorge and it definately isn't going to be a techinal match. They are already brawling.
J-Dawg sends Fury into the ropes with an Irish whip but the Terrorizor gives J-Dawg a bulldog while his back was turned. Fury grabs ahold of the rope and gets out of the ring and he goes for a steel chair that the time keeper is sitting on but Terrorizor attacks him from behind sending Fury into the table face first. Terrorizor keeps beating Fury face first into the announcers table but J-Dawg grabs the steel chair and hits Terrorizor in the back with it.
Jorge: They are bringing the fight to us
Terrorizor kicks the chair and it hits J-Dawg in the face. Terrorizor goes for a quick pin but J-dawg kicks out and Jason Fury breaks it up at the same time. All three men are punching each other while they get to their feet. They stumble backwards and about fall down but they stay on thier feet. J-Dawg and Fury clothesline Terrorizor at the same time but J-Dawg goes for the knee clip taking Fury down to the ground too.
Mike: J-Dawg and Fury worked together for about a second.
Jorge: Yes but it all stands so true dog eat dog and J-Dawg plans to be the last dog standing. He is hungry for the gold.
Terrorizor locks up with J-Dawg and goes for a suplex on the announcers table. He gets it and the announcers table breaks.
Jorge: We don't have an announcers table anymore Mike
Mike: Yeah I know and it looks like we wont have any chairs left either.
Fury climbs back up to his feet and he tries to irish whip Terrorizor into the ring post but it is reversed and Fury falls down on his back out cold. Terrorizor goes for a pin but J-Dawg climbs the turnbuckle and comes off the top with an elbow on Terrorizor and Fury. J-Dawg goes for a double pin.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Both men kick out of the pin at the same time. J-Dawg pulls up the ring apron and goes for a table. He throws the table inside the ring and grabs a trash can, fire extinguisher, and a couple chairs and tosses them in the ring for good measures. He climbs in the ring taunting the Terrrorizor and Fury. They slide in the ring and J-Dawg hits Fury in the head with a chair, and then he hits Terrorizor in the head with the chair. J-Dawg repeats this about 4 times and both wrestlers are staggering. Out of no where Fury and The Terrorizor deliever drop kicks at the same time to J-Dawgs chair. Fury climbs on the turnbuckle and the Terrrorizor climbs up on the other. Fury is off the top turnbuckle first with a senton, followed by Terrorizor with a frogsplash. Terrorizor covers and the ref counts.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Fury breaks up the count with a baseball slide to Terrorizors face and goes for a cover of his own.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
J-Dawg breaks up the count this time.
Jorge: They are trying to work together to take out The Frachise but it is not working. They have to fight each other too because only one person can win this hardcore title.
Mike: Yeah I know but now J-Dawg has a trashcan and Fury has a chair and the Terrorizor is setting up the table.
J-Dawg and Fury exchange blows. J-Dawg with a shot to Furys head with the trashcan followed by a stiff chairshot to J-Dawgs head from Fury. Both men beat each other sensless while the Terrorizor plans his assualt with the table. J-Dawg ducks the chairshot and sticks the trashcan over Fury's head. He picks up the chair and hits the trashcanc causing Fury to fall down. Terrorizor comes up behind J-Dawg spins him around and delivers a DDT but he doesnt go for the pin. Instead the Terrorizor irish whips J-Dawg into the turnbuckle. He climbs the turnbuckle and pulls J--Dawg up. He goes for a piledriver off the top turnbuckle but J-Dawg blocks. J-Dawg goes for a superplex and sends the Terrorizor flying through a table. Fury gets up to his feet and goes towards J-Dawg. He sees this and side steps him. J-Dawg goes for the Pittbull Plunge but it is blocked. Fury counters and gives J-Dawg a Taste of Fury and goes for the pin.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Ref: 3
Ring Announcer: Your Winner and New Hardcore Champion Jaysyn Fury.
Mike: Oh my god J-Dawg lost and got a taste of fury at the same time.
Jorge: I can't believe it. Jaysyn Fury is the new Hardcore Champion. They only killed each other trying to win the title.
Mike: Up next is that tag team match between Extremely Dangerous, Stryker & The Masked Man.
Jorge: But it definately not KevDogg since both of them were in the ring at the same time earlier tonight.
Mike: We are going to cut to the back because the Vice President has something to say about the changes that Commish J has made to the tag team match Saturday Night.
The Vice President is on his cellphone talking to someone. Probably one of the new people they just recently signed to the company.
Vice President: So J thinks he can go around and just change things, hey thats fine by me. It's not like James & James are contenders for the tag team titles anyways. Hell they keep on no showing. So yeah I think it is fair that they have to earn their spot as contenders for these prestigius titles. Oh wait a second someone is here with a package. I have to sign for this.
Postman Pat; I have a package for you sir.
Vice President: Thanks, It's probably those DVD's I ordered.
Postman Pat: (under his breath) or a mail bomb
Vice President: What?
Postman Pat: It says GWL on the package that fed is da bomb.
Vice President: Oh I thought you said mail bomb.
Postman Pat: No, I didnt say that sir, uh i have to go. I have more packages to deliver.
Vice President: Okay, back to the subject.Still if James & James lose thier match they're FIRED!! I don't torlerate laziness and I can replace those two with anyone I like. Hell I could replace those two with the Postman that just delivered my package and I think I will. James & James you have felt the wrath of your Vice President. Now I'm leaving for the night because I have to track down this Postman.
The Vice President gets up and tosses the package into the corner of the office. He turns out the lights and he locks up his office.
Jorge: Well I think the future is set.
Mike: Yeah I hope my mail gets here on time now.
Jorge: Mike you never get mail.
Mike: Yeah because the post office keeps losing it.
Jorge: You're losing it.
Mike: Really?
Jorge: Yeah.
Mike: Whatever. It's time for that big tag match now so lets go down to the ring announcer.
Ring Announcer: It is time for the tag team match of the night and it is for the UWF World Tag Team Championship Titles. The time limit is set for 60 minutes coming to the ring now weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds they are Extremely Dangerous.
Dangerous by Gunsmoke plays as both men rush down to the ring. They are taunting the crowd getting some heel heat as some fans are throwing things at time. They stand in the ring and stretch on the ropes.
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at a combine, well actually I have no infomation on the Masked Mystery Tag Partner. Weighing in at 263 pounds he stands 6 feet 4 inches he is Steve Stryker. Following him is The Mystery Tag Team Partner.
Live and Let Die begins to play as both men come down to the ring slapping fives with the crowd. They are being cheered heavily tonight. They climb into the ring and the brawl ensues.
The referee gets order and the bell rings. Stryker and Holloway are the legal men in the ring. They stare each other down and they lock up. Stryker goes for the wrist lock and pulls down on Halloways arm. Stryker then goes into a sleeper hold. Halloway elbows his way out of it and pushes Stryker towards the rope. Stryker turns around and is clotheslined by Halloway. Halloway goes for a figure four leg lock but Stryker gets to the ropes easily. The hold is broken by the referee. Halloway goes for the tag and tags Medrano in. Stryker gets over to the masked man and tags him in. The masked man with a clothesline to Medrano followed by a leg drop. He goes for the quick cover but its not even a one count. He gets up to his feet and Medrano and him brawl back and forth. They lock up and the masked man goes for a suplex but Medrano blocks it and counters with a fishermans suplex.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
The masked man kicks out but is picked up by Medrano and Medrano Irish whips him into the ropes.The masked man comes back with a cross body causing Medrano to fall to the mat.
Jorge: Impressive a cross body from the masked man. Being that size i wouldnt think it would be possible.
Mike: It's amazing.
Medrano goes for goes climbs to his feet and the mystery man is showboating for the crowd. Medrano goes for a neckbreaker and he gets it. He puts the masked man in some kind of headlock and starts to pull of his mask. He does.
Jorge: It's KevDogg!! All along it was KevDogg!! but who was the other masked guy?
Mike: I told you it was KevDogg, but I don't know who the other masked guy was.
The referee lifts KevDoggs arm and it falls to the mat, he lifts it again and it falls to the mat, and he lifts it for the third time and it falls almost to the mat but KevDogg gets enough power to elbow Medrano in the gut and climb back up to his feet until he is out of the headlock. KevDogg whips Medrano into the ropes and delivers a powerslam out of desperation and tags in Stryker. Stryker picks up Medrano and goes for a delivers a hanging vertical suplex. He goes for the pin.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
Mike: That was close. Medrano kicked out just in time.
Jorge; he needs to make the tag.
Stryker signals for the Stryker Spyke and he goes for it but Medrano goes for a back body drop out of desperation. He tags in Halloway. Halloway and Stryker lock up. Halloway goes around to the back and delivers a German suplex to Stryker.
Ref: 1
Ref: 2
KevDogg breaks up the count and Medrano comes into the ring. A brawl ensues while all for men punch each other wildly.
Mike: There is no love lost here Jorge. These men hate each other with a passion dating back to the collapse of the xWo in the GWL .
Jorge: Yes I know.
KevDogg irish whips Medrano into the corner but he hits the referee knocking him out. The masked man #2 from earlier comes out and attacks Medrano while Stryker and KevDogg work over Halloway. They deliver a double suplex followed by a leg drop. KevDogg grabs Halloway by the hair and whips him into Stryker and Stryker hits the Spinning spinebuster. At the same time in the corner turnbuckle the masked man #2 delivers a spinning sitdown powerbomb from the top rope to Medrano. The masked man rolls out of the ring. Stryker picks Medrano up and hits him with the Stryker Spyke. KevDogg hits Halloway with the Marvelous DDT. Stryker goes for the pin as KevDogg wakes the ref.
Ref: ....
Ref: 1
Ref: ...
Ref: 2
Ref: ...
Medrano gets up but KevDogg stops him from breaking the tag.
Ref: 3
Ring Announcers: Your Winners and new World Tag Team Champions, Stryker and KevDogg.
Jorge: Who is the masked man #2
Mike: They are doing a beat down on ED, ED is retreating to the back. KevDogg has a microphone..
KevDogg: Yeah, thanks Russ.. ladies and gentlemen Russ "Thunder" Adams. I todl you that I wasent the masked man and I wasent lying either.
Jorge: What is he talking about ?
KevDogg: If it wasen't for this guy we would of never had any of you fooled about the masked man and who his identity was.
Jorge: It made you change you answer Mike.
Mike: It sure did. At one point tonight I never expected KevDogg to be the masked man.
Jorge: President Kelley has an announcement about our next match. I don't know what it was about but.
President Kelley: Due to some problems at LAX in Los Angeles, CA neither Styles or Epsilon could make it to the Arena tonight. The match you just witnessed was our mainevent and the match between Hardcore Styles and Jendryk Epsilon will be rescheduled for another time. I'm sorry for the incovenience.
Mike: So this is a wrap up for Saturday Night Carnage.
Jorge: Not a bad show if you ask me.
Mike: We'll see you next Saturday for another Saturday Night Carnage.
Jorge: This is Jorge
Mike: This is Mike
Jorge & Mike: and we'll see you next week for another Saturday Night Carnage. 