Date .... Saturday May, 24th, 2003
Location ..... Richmond, Virginia
Date .... Saturday May, 24th, 2003
Location ..... Richmond, Virginia
A huge limo is pulling up outside the arena in Richmond, Virginia. The long lusty limo stops outside the main door as the Commishioner of the GWL, Commish J, steps out of the limo, and behind him are Jared Medrano and Derrick Holloway, and they have on the UWF World Tag Team Titles.
Commish J: Yes I am arriving with the tag team champs. I don't care, what can they do, there isn't a team here that can beat these guys.....Styles and Epsilon, are you serious? That would be like putting those two old fogies in the ring, Stryker and KevDogg........No no no, I'm not worried, the plan is set, everything will go down as planned tonight, and yes I'm sure of it.
Mike: What in the hell was that, how can the Commish just hand out titles?
Jorge: I don't know, but it seems he has crowned Extremely Dangerous the UWF World Tag Team champions, I can't wait to see what the VP and Pres have to say about this.
Mike: Hey stupid they are not here tonight, they put the show in Commish J's hands, The President and VP are looking at buying out a fed and taking in its 14 man roster.
Jorge: This is true, I've heard the rumors too, adding 14 men would probably finally add the second show, and get some excitement around here flowing. Plus two shows means more money for us.
Mike: Well folks we can tell you this, next Saturday Night, a huge event the main event already announced, Jendryk Epsilon vs Hardcore Styles for the UWF World Title and the US title.
Jorge: Mike you are right that match was announced, we expect more announcements tonight from the Commish as too what other title matches will be announced. Lets go to the ring, for the opening match.
Graveyard Symphony plays as the retired Undertaker leads the young Terroriser to the ring, under a huge USA Chant.
RA: His opponent, weighing in at 236 pounds, standing 6'3, from The Pit, he is led to the ring by the Follower, "The Grave Digger" James Slash.
Cry by Zug Izland plays as The Gravedigger steps into the ring.
Terroriser wastes no time getting started nailing Slash in the back with a huge double axehandle. He turns him, hooks the waist and nails a belly to belly overhead release suplex. Terroriser picks up him up and puts on a side headlock, Slash pushes him off into the ropes, Terroriser ducks under the potential clothesline, reaching back, grabbing the neck and nailing a standing reverse neckbreaker.
Jorge: Terroriser is very adept at countering and making the most of a moment.
Mike: In other words, never turn your back on an opponent.
Terroriser pulls Slash up and whips him hard into the corner and charges in, catching a boot to the face. Slash hits a huge clothesline out of the corner, sending him crashing to the mat. Slash pulls him up and sends him into the ropes, giving him a back body drop into the center of the ring. Slash grabs the right leg, and twists inward putting on a spinning leg lock.
Jorge: Slash with a reversal of fortunes has taken over this match.
Mike: A huge clothesline and a quick follow up trying to take out the legs.
Slash lets go of the leglock, grabbing a handfull of hair and pulling Terroriser to his feet. He hooks the waist and tries a waistlock takedown, but Terroriser reverses the hold taking him over backwards with a German Suplex. He looks back, and quickly scales the corner climbing up, he steps out and nails a shooting star press.
Mike: The Aerial Assault nailed by the Terroriser.
Jorge: This could be the prelude to the end for the Grave Digger.
Terroriser pulls Slash up and whips him to the ropes, catching him as he comes off with a powerslam. Terroriser covers.
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Kickout by Slash. Terroriser pulls him up and whips him into the corner a reversal by Slash who follows Terroriser in with a huge clothesline in the corner. He sets him up and delivers a huge chop across the chest. Slash pulls him out and whips him into the ropes, Terroriser reverses the whip, Undertaker reaches in and pulls the leg, Slash stumbles into Terroriser who kicks him in the gut, then lifting him up, he nails a tombstone piledriver, making the cover.
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RA: The winner of the match, The Terroriser.
Jorge: Terroriser picks up the win with an assist by Undertaker.
Mike: Its obvious that Taker is using his skills to manage a rookie.
Jorge: Exactly, lets go to the back, Emily Stone is with Jendryk and Styles.
Emily: I am here with Jendryk Epsilon and Hardcore Styles, tonight you two will be facing the UWF Tag Team Champions, Extremely Dangerous.
Styles: Whoa, whoa, whoa right there, who the hell does the commish think he is, he just can't put titles on people, the Pres and VP won't stand for this.
Emily: I just work here, are you two ready for this match tonight, I mean come on you two are going to fight for the World Title next week on Carnage.
Jendryk: Look just because the Commish is overstepping his boundries, doesn't mean it will stick, but if they are going to be champs, why not have them defend the titles against us here tonight.
Styles: You know I like that idea, it makes alot of sense, if they have the balls to defend them, sure lets make it a title match.
The door to their room opens up and in comes KevDogg and Stryker both smiling carrying the familiar beer cooler. They set it down and look at Emily and Styles and Epsilon knowing they just interrupted an interview. KevDogg takes a beer out, opens it spilling some on Emily and smiles as she storms out of the room.
KevDogg: Interviewers I have always hated them. So are you two ready for this big match?
Styles: Absolutely, the commish made them tag team champions. We think it should be a tag team title match now.
Stryker: Oh, wow maybe I can pull some strings, if that is what you both want, I have some pull still in the industry, let me call President Kelley...
Jorge: Oh no, The President is going to find out that the Commish is abusing his power.
Mike: Looks like things are starting to heat up. Lets go to the next match.
Singles Match
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring weighing in at 270 pounds, standing 6'5, from Marietta, Ohio, The Franchies, J-Dawg.
J-Dawg by Anybodykilla plays as the self proclaimed franchise makes his way to the ring.
RA: His opponent weighing in at 210 pounds, standing 6'5, from Man, West Virginia, Mr. Incredible.
Mr. Incredible makes his way to the ring, as Rollin by Limp Bizkit plays.
They lock up as the bell rings, J-Dawg stepping through and puts on a hammerlock, Mr. Incredible counters by dropping down and giving him a fireman's carry takeover. Mr. Incredible is up quickly nailing a dropkick to the chin. He goes to the ropes, and comes off with an elbow to the chest, he quickly hooks the back leg and gets nothing as J-Dawg quickly kicks out.
Mike: Both men are back to a standing base, fast paced start.
Jorge: This looks like Jack the beanstalk taking on the pitbull.
Mike: You are so stupid.
Jorge: And you are ugly.
They lock up again, J Dawg with a side headlock. Mr. Incredible hooks the waist and nails a belly to back suplex. Mr. Incredible stomps him several times in the chest, then pulls him up, hooks the waist and hits a belly to belly plant suplex, up quickly he steps through the ropes, jumps up, springboards off and nails a swanton bomb from the middle of the top rope, he covers.
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J-Dawg escape but Mr. Incredible grabs both legs and flips over hooking him again.
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J-Dawg with a push out he has the legs hooked.
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Mr. Incredible rolls out and rolls J-Dawg up in a small package.
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J-Dawg breaks free and slides from the ring hoping to catch a break from the action. Mr. Incredible goes to the ropes and dives over the top nailing J-Dawg on the floor. He pulls him up and sends him into the steel guard railing.
Jorge: Lots of pin attempts, these two are going all out.
Mike: Uh huh, my head was spinning from all the reversals.
Jorge: Your head is spinning from the paint you were sniffing before the show.
Mike: What in the hell...?
Suddenly over the railing a man jumps, as he moves in on Mr. Incredible and J-Dawg. A security man grabs his arm, he kicks him and plants him on the floor with a ddt, picks up his chair, and moves in on both of them. Mr. Incredible sees him first but its too late as he wallops him with the steel chair. J-Dawg has a smile on his face after the shot, the ref is yelling something, as the mystery man smacks J-Dawg in the back with the chair. He pulls J-Dawg over and drops him down with a ddt on the chair, the ref has started the ten count. 1.2..3...The mystery man pulls Mr. Incredible up, lifts and hits a sit out powerbomb on the floor. 4....5.....6...... He pulls J-Dawg back up, who is busted open, hooks both arms, jumps up, and hits a pedigree on the floor. 7.......8........9.........10. The ref calls for the bell making this match a double count out and a draw. The man on floor grabs a mic, and slides into the ring, he is smiling.
Fury: Well look here, the UWF has signed its newest superstar, and you know what I hear that titles will be on the line next week, I want J-Dawg in a Hardcore Title Match, anything goes, no rules, pinfalls anywhere in the building. Then you will see that "The Prodigy" Jaysyn Fury will become the first UWF World Hardcore Champion. YOu can chalk up this defeat to me.
RA: The referee has declared this match a double count out draw.
Jorge: Jaysyn Fury has made his debut here tonight, costing two guys a good match, and you know this won't settle well with either wrestler.
Mike: Hell no, J-Dawg is being helped to the back, he was busted open, and then as we have learned was nailed with the Taste of Fury.
Jorge: Just crazy I tell you, lets keep things going.
Cocky by Kid Rock leads the lightweight to the ring.
RA: His opponent making his UWF Debut, weighing in at 325 pounds, standing 7'0, from Hell, Killer Machine.
Killer Machine the seven foot tall menace comes to the ring as Dead Bodies Everywhere by Korn plays.
As Killer Machine is coming to the ring, Commish J is in the back looking over some papers. He looks up at the guy in the ring and pulls up his contracts for next weekend.
Commish J: Well there you have it, Mr. Incredible vs James Hayes for the World Lightweight Title and J-Dawg will face newcomer Jaysyn Fury for the World Hardcore Title next Saturday. This will be the best UWF Show of the year, all thanks to the Commish, who needs top management.
Killer Machine gets into the ring and the bell sounds. He moves in on the much smaller Hayes, who slides under him and up quickly hits a dropkick to the back of the knee. Hayes off the ropes hits another dropkick to the knee. Hayes quickly leaves the ring and climbs to the top, but is caught at the top, Killer climbs the corner, he grabs the lightweight, picks him up after grabbing him by the throat, climbs up, lifts higher, and comes out of the corner with a last ride from the top rope. Killer covers.
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RA: The winner of the match, Killer Machine.
Jorge: Goliath just won this battle very quickly, that might be a record winning time in this match.
Mike: The big guy caught Hayes going to the top too soon, and the gamble didn't pay off.
Jorge: Lets go to the back again, wait a minute.
Killer Machine who left the ring, has pulled out a table and slides the table into the ring and steps back into the ring. He is picking up the little man to go for something, when another lightweight comes running to the ring, he climbs the turnbuckle, leaps off hitting a top rope bulldog sending the big man through the table. He is smiling as he pulls Hayes from the ring and helps him to the back.
Mike: Guess it is midget hour here, he couldn't have been much more than six foot tall if that.
Jorge: He might be small, but he packs a big punch, I'm not sure who that was, but maybe we will find out soon enough.
Mike: Lets go to the back as Amy Baxter is with Steve Stryker.
Stryker: Yes I'm serious......well why would I lie?......Look its true, the commish put the titles on them, make this a title match......why not?........who cares, they can win this match.........well F**K you idiot. Just wait until you come back, you think you can tell me what I will and will not do?......You are nothing but an asshole, I will make my presence known tonight, you just pissed me off Harris, and know this when I speak to the President, you will wish you just accepted the fact.
Amy: Steve what was that all about?
Steve ignores her and makes a phone call. After several rings, he starts talking to someone else, giving Amy the cold shoulder and walks off.
Jorge: I think it is funny, the man will strings, just failed to come through with his promise to make it a tag team title match.
Mike: The VP did shoot him down, but will that force Stryker who has been drinking to do something stupid tonight.
Jorge: I don't know but its main event time, and the commish is down to make the ring announcements.
Tag team Match, Main Event
Commish J: The following match is tonight's Main event, first coming to the ring, weighing in at 257 pounds, standing 6'4, from Tykaria, he is accompanied to the ring by Steve Stryker, Jendryk Epsilon.
Theory of a Deadman plays as Jendryk steps into the ring eyeing the Commish.
Commish J: His partner weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 5'9, from Marietta, Georgia, he is accompanied to the ring by KevDogg, Hardcore Styles.
El Cu Guy plays as KevDogg and Styles come to the ring.
Commish J: Their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 560 pounds, first from Miami Florida, standing 6'4, Jared Medrano and from Los Angeles, California, standing 6'5, Derrick Holloway, the Reigning UWF World Tag Team Champions, Extremely Dangerous.
Dangerous by Gunsmoke plays as the tag team comes out with the tag team titles around their waists.
Suddenly the UWF-Tron comes to life, and sitting there with a big ole smile on his face is President Kelley.
Kelley: You know what I see? I see the biggest pain in my ass as the UWF is slowly coming together, and that pain in the ass is you commish. I leave the UWF in your hands, and what do you do, start handing out titles? You really think I wasn't paying attention to what is going on around here? I will tell you this though, lets make this a tag team title match, the winner walks out with the titles, and if a dq happens, the team dqed does not win the titles, and if you don't like it, then I will take away the titles from your boys and suspend you indefinately, whatcha say?
The Commish looks down and just nods his head and leaves the ring, Jared and Derrick seem to be a bit pissed off at that decision.
Jorge: The president has spoken, this is for the Tag Team Titles.
Mike: Sure is, business just picked up, and it looks like J is going to join us.
J: Shut up, the President thinks he can paint me in a corner? They will win this match, I put money on that.
Jorge: Commish J why did you think Kelley would just allow you to give them the titles.
J: Why not they are the best tag team around, more tag team titles than any team ever, and have retired more titles than any team, they are great.
Mike: I agree now shut up Jorge and lets call the match.
Jorge: Asskisser.
Jared and Styles will start the match. They lock up, Jared with a rake to the eyes, and sends him into the corner and stomps away sending him down in the corner. Jared steps back, Derrick uses the tag rope to choke Styles. Jendryk steps into the ring to help the ref stops him telling him to get out of the ring. Jared rushes in driving a knee to the gut of Styles, and then they double team him in the corner. Jared tags in Derrick as they start the double team on Styles with double plummetting in the ring. Styles tries to fight his way out as Stryker is barking at Jendryk, who drops down to ask him what the problem is. Styles hits a spinning heel kick on Derrick sending him to the mat, Styles goes to the corner looking for the tag and Jendryk isn't there.
Mike: Stryker is distracting Jendryk causing him to miss a tag.
Jorge: Jendryk needs to ignore his mentor and pay attention to the match.
Derrick makes the tag, and Jared gets to Styles hooking the waist nailing a German suplex on Styles as Jendryk gets up to the corner and is mad because he missed the tag. Stryker slams his fists on the apron as KevDogg is over trying to calm him down. Jendryk says something to Stryker and Stryker walks around and pulls him down from the corner. Styles meanwhile is whipped to the ropes, he ducks under the clothesline coming off the ropes with a cross body block. Styles goes to the corner again and this time a heated arguement has Jendryk and Stryker face to face.
Mike: This is getting nasty, these two are going all out and its getting real ugly real fast.
Jorge: I don't understand, Stryker is causing this tag team to not work well together.
Stryker pushes Jendryk and Jendryk pushes Stryker back, then gives him the finger, and back up on the apron. Styles over makes the tag, Jendryk gets into the ring and charges Jared who ducks under him as Jendryk hits the ropes, Jared drops down, Jendryk goes over him and runs into Styles, knocking him out of the ring to the floor. Styles immediately gets into the ring and shoves Jendryk asking him what is going on. Jendryk turns and as Styles starts to leave the ring, Jendryk nails him from behind and then tags him on the shoulder, and pulls him back into the ring. Jendryk whips him hard into the corner and follows with a huge clothesline. He lifts him up to the top rope, climbs up and hits a Tykarrian Slam. Jendryk slides from the ring and KevDogg is in his face. Jendryk with a kick to his gut, grabs him and slams him into the steel steps. Stryker who picked up a chair, slams Jendryk with the chair in the back. Stryker slides into the ring with the chair, as Jared covers.
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Jared Rolls off the pin fall as Stryker wanted to use the chair. Derrick nails Stryker from behind with a forearm to the back. Jendryk getting up, pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. Derrick whips Stryker to the corner and connects with a huge powerslam. Jendryk sets up the table, as Jared steps to the apron, Derrick to the top, Jendryk hands Stryker up, as they nail Stryker with a Dangerous Death Drop through the table. KevDogg is back up and into the ring with a chair of his own clearing the ring.
J: You have to love when a plan comes together.
Jorge: Huh what do you mean, hey don't leave explain.
Mike: Its obvious, this was all planned out, Jendryk has turned his back on his mentor and joined forces with the Commish.
Jorge: They formed a stable and put Stryker down at the same time.
Mike: You know it, very well executed plan, and really sets the stage for next week's World Title Match. Stryker is up and doesn't look happy.
Stryker: Extremely Dangerous you two clowns want to fight, well fight we will, next week, world Tag Team Titles, I'll have a partner and those titles will be taken from you, I promise this.
Jorge: Does that mean Stryker has just signed on with the UWF?
Mike: It could be, but who will he get, this is definately going to be a suprise worth waiting for.
Jorge: A very confusing Saturday Night Carnage is now over, see you next week when titles will be decided.
End of show.
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