A series of pyrotechnics explode echoing throughout the jammed arena as 60,000+ cheer wildly as the camera scans the crowd eventually coming around and focusing on our announcers at ringside. The cameras cut away quickly as a limo is pulling up in the parking lot. The limo stops and the owner and president of the UWF steps out of the limo, with a rather smug look on his face, and heads into the areana.
Jorge: Welcome to the third addition of Saturday Night Carnage! The President has arrived to the arena, and we have confirmed, Hardcore Styles and Jendryk Epsilon are both here tonight.
Mike: Tonight there will be no more waiting, we will crown a UWF World and US champion here tonight, and find out who is better in the Hardcore Division, Jaysyn Fury or J-Dawg, and remember the XWO is in full force here tonight.
Jorge: We have heard that the Commish has been up to some early show workings here tonight, and from what we have heard, KevDogg will be forced to defend both sets of tag team titles in the handicapped match.
Mike: Plus a triple threat to deterimine the TV Number One Contender, possibly the end of two careers here in the UWF, and a TV Title Match.
Jorge: The camera in the back are going to the Commish of the UWF, lets here what this guy has to say.
The Commish has a picture of himself hanging behind his desk, and a pile of sheets on his desk, that he has straightened up, a large globe to his right, and a rather smug look on his face.
Commish J: Tonight I'm going to spice up Saturday Night Carnage just a bit. The Tag Team Handicapped match between Extremely Dangerous and KevDogg who is co holder with Steve Stryker, will be for both tag team titles, not one half. KevDogg wanted the match, he got it. Also the Hardcore Title Match will be something of special, that has only been seen once in the history of wrestling, and tonight will be the special repeat performance, so make sure you get some mobile cameras ready, I have a feeling this match will take on new precidence into the world of the UWF. That is all from the UWF Commish.
Jorge: That's a huge announcement, KevDogg will have to defend both titles, that has to be a plesant suprise for Extremely Dangerous.
Mike: I see a major XWO influence going on with the Commish, this is wrong, someone has to do something and do it now. Before we go to the first match, we have recieved word that the Owner of the UWF and President will come out here tonight and announce the May award winners, that to me is going to be something to shine a light on the Top UWF guys.
Jorge: We are going to open up with the first match of the evening, a tag team match, two guys's career on the line.
RA: Their opponents, from the Italian Mob Family, their weight unknown from refusal to weigh in, Don Vito Rossalini and Rusty "The Sicilian" Rossalini, they are the Rossalini brothers.
Mike: This will be the rejuvination match for Hayes and Slash, or the Rossalini brothers will make a name for themselves.
Jorge: Exactly, they are set, lets see what these supposed mobster boys have.
The bell rings, and both Rusty and Don Vito bum rush both of their opponents, nailing them both with huge clotheslines, one going over the top to the floor. Slash is pushed into the ropes pulled off into a knee lift ot the gut, pulls the arm through, and nails a fallaway pump handle slam. Don Vito steps through the ropes and runs, diving off the ring apron and nailing Hayes on the floor, sending him into the guard railing. Don Vito pulls Slash up and whips him hard into the steel steps shoulder first. He moves in and just starts choking him on the floor. Rusty has Slash, he hooks both arms, lifts and takes him over with a double underhook suplex.
Jorge: They are kicking some ass, Silician style, I love it.
Mike: It's definately fun watching a one sided tag team match.
Don Vito takes all of the 155 pound lightweight and deposits him into the front row of the crowd. Don Vito climbs up on the ring apron and calls for a tag. Rusty whips Slash into the corner and follows with a huge splash, tags Don Vito and they do a double team mugging, nailing him over and over. They both grab an arm and whip Slash to the other corner. Rusty grabs the arm of Don Vito and whips him hard into the corner, slamming into Slash, he sidesteps and Rusty nails him with a second splash. Rusty steps through the ropes and they tag again, the ref doesn't seem to know what to do. They again do a double mugging on Slash in the corner, Hayes still in the crowd has become a total non factor in this match. Again the do the same thing, whip Slash to the other corner, Don Vito whipped in, nailing a clothesline and Rusty follows with a clothesline of his own, Don Vito steps through the ropes on that side, and stands in the corner.
Jorge: This is just like an Italian Mugging, except they are doing it legally.
Mike: The ref seems a bit intimidated, as they are using whatever corner is closer as their corner.
Don Vito is tagged back in, Rusty whips Slash to the ropes, takes him down with a single leg take down, Don Vito does a Silician shuffle dropping a forearm into the back of Slash, Rusty slides from the ring looking for the other opponent in this match. Don Vito lifts presses Slash over his head, and slams him down with ease. Don Vito looks to the crowd as Rusty is pulling the lightweight over the railing, and puts him up in a corner. Don Vito pushes Slash into the corner and a tag insues, with the help of Don Vito and they bring Hayes into the ring. Rusty has Slash on the floor and nails a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep on the floor, leaving him there, he climbs to the corner. Rusty reaches out and tags himself in, Don Vito lifts Hayes up for a powerbomb type move, Rusty comes off the top, over them both, Don Vito powers him down, in a combo powerbomb-neckbreaker tag team move. Rusty covers.
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RA: The winners of the match, Rusty and Don Vito Rossalini.
Jorge: Lets wish James Hayes and James Slash a good career outside the UWF, they are both, FIRED.
Mike: Absolutely gone, the President is tired of the people not wanting to show up, and this is the first cut he has made to the roster, could there be more cuts in the future?
Jorge: I don't know, but they are laying red carpet in the ring, the Pres and VP are on their way to the ring, and are getting in, he has a folder.
Pres: Hello everyone, last week's show was the last Show for the month of May, after some conferences, and some work between myself and the VP, we have picked our most outstanding wrestlers for the month of may, so here we go.
May 2003 Match of the Month: Extremely Dangerous vs Steve Stryker and KevDogg Tag Team Title Match May 31st 2003.
May 2003 Most Underrated Wrestler: The Terrorisor
May 2003 Most Overrated Wrestler: The Gravedigger, James Slash.
VP: He's not with the company anymore, but he still wins.
May 2003 Most Improved Wrestler: Mr. Incredible, who showed an inprovement in his efforts throughout the month of May.
May 2003 Fued of the Month: The XWO vs Stryker, KevDogg and Hardcore Styles
May 2003 Tag Team of the Month: Extremely Dangerous
May 2003 Heel of the Month: Jendryk Epsilon
May 2003 Face of the Month: Hardcore Styles
Pres: The moment you all have been waiting for, May 2003's Wrestler of the Month: Jenryk Epsilon. Congratulations to all the winners.
They gather up their things and leave the ring, as they do, a promo for the very first UWF PPV experience, to happen on May the 28th, live at the Grand Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, Chaos Rising '03. The fans go nuts, seeing the PPV finally announced. The ring is clear as the ring announcer steps in to introduce the next match.
The Postman Pat Theme Plays as Postman Pat rides out in a mail truck, getting out and into the ring.
RA: I have gotten word that The Terroriser has not arrived tonight, and will be out of action for two weeks with some problems over in England, so this is now a one on one match. Postman Pat's opponent, weighing 210 pounds, standing 6'5, from Man, West Virginia, Mr. Incredible.
Rollin by Limp Bizkit plays as Mr. Incredible takes a look at the mail truck and laughs, getting into the ring.
They lock up, Mr. Incredible slaps on a side headlock, Pat whips him off into the ropes, dropping down as he jumps over and bounces off the far ropes, Mr. Incredible catches him with a dropkick to the chin. Mr. Incredible pulls him back up and whips him to the ropes, Pat reverses, pulls Mr. Incredible in and nails a belly to belly overhead suplex. Pat brings him to his feet and gives him a huge right hand, then whips him to the ropes, nailing him with a clothesline. Pat drops an elbow, but Mr. Incredible moves, He jumps up on the ropes, and dives backwards nailing a forearm smash.
Jorge: Going back and forth, both men are giving all they can to the match.
Mike: That was a hard shot, Postman Pat is down.
Pat is pulled up and into the corner, Mr. Incredible climbs the turnbuckle and lays in the right hands, the crowd counts with him to ten, then monkey flips him out of the corner. Mr. Incredible hits the ropes, Pat against the ropes is clotheslined over the top to the floor. Mr. Incredible runs to the ropes and dives over the top sending them both into the mail truck. Pat is getting up and moving around the truck, Mr. Incredible follows, Pat out of the view of the ref, nails Mr. Incredible with a sealed package, knocking him to the floor.
Mike: He calls that the parcel whack, no telling what was in that package.
Jorge: Clever way to hide alot of weapons is on the Postman Pat cart, now Pat is rolling him into the ring.
Pat gets up and into the ring, lifting Mr. Incredible up, and drops him with a Jacknife powerbomb. He covers.
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RA: The Winner of the match and new number one contender to the TV title, Postman Pat.
Mike: The Mail Bomb gets the victory for Pat in his debut, a huge power move to put Mr. Incredible Away.
Jorge: Question is, can he now defeat the TV champion to win the title.
Mike: I don't know, but lets keep the ball rolling with the TV Title match, the winner of this will face Postman Pat next week for the TV Title.
Russ "Thunder" Adams
VS
Killer Machine (c)
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit, first coming to the ring, he is the Challenger, Russ "Thunder" Adams.
Thunder Adams's music plays as he makes his way to the ring.
RA: Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 325 pounds, standing 7'0, from Hell, he is the reigning and defending Television Champion, Killer Machine.
The crowd gets put into red flashing light with the words Straight, and a blue light flashing Killer, the fans are booing as The Champ enters the ring to Korn's Dead Bodies Everywhere.
Jorge: What a great entrance, with everything in order, these guys are getting the entrances they want, instead of just their music and walk to the ring.
Mike: Pretty cool entrance, this should be a great match.
He takes off the title handing it to the ref, the bell rings and they two lock up. Killer pushes him off easily sending him to a seated position on the mat. Russ Adams looks up at him with a smile, and gets back up. They lock up again, Russ Adams backing him into the corner, but Killer Machine again just chunks him backwards out of the ring to the mat floor. Thunder Adams gets back up, and hits a single leg takedown, spinning over him and putting on a half Boston Crab.
Mike: Thunder Adams is really trying anything he can to slow down the big man, and take him off his feet.
Jorge: He's fighting the Jolly Green Giant wouldn't you do what you could to avoid him at all costs.
Mike: I guess I would.
Killer Machine uses his leg strength to kick out of the half crab, sending Adams into the corner hard. Killer gets back up and catches Adams turning and scoops and goes with him with a hube scoop powerslam. Killer pulls him up to his feet and sends him into the corner, extending the leg to choke him in the corner. The ref makes him break the hold, and he gives him a look and then drives a huge shoulder into the gut. Killer opens up the chest and gives him a huge open hand chop that echos. Killer smiling at that, gives him a second chop, then brings him out of the corner with a huge hip toss.
Jorge: Killer Machine is definately taking the match to the challenger.
Mike: Yes he is, this is by far the biggest guy in the UWF, and he is using it all to take charge.
Jorge: Those chops looked like a big clever smacking a fresh bull.
Mike looks at Jorge after that comment but continues on the match at hand. Killer Machine is pulling Russ Adams up, Adams grabs the head and drops straight down, giving him a jawbreaker. Adams goes to the rope, grabbing the head coming off and nailing a spinning neck breaker. Russ gets up and drops an elbow to the chest, gets back up and drops a short leg drop across the neck, and covers, getting nothing as Adams went flying over the ref before a one count. Adams up first watches as Killer gets to his knees, Adams goes to the ropes and drives a huge shoulder into Killer Machine.
Jorge: If Adams can keep this up, he could win the title.
Mike: If is a big word, Killer is a big man, if he can't keep him down, Killer will bounce back.
Adams climbs over Killer, sitting on the back, pulling up both arms and has the big man in a awkard looking Camel Clutch. Killer just uses his strength to push upward, then getting to his knees he pushes upward again, Russ Adams is now hanging on for dear life, Killer gets to his feet and then just rams himself backwards into the corner smashing Russ Adams. Killer turns around and just nails him with a huge right hand. Killer pulls him up, and sets him on the top rope, he grabs him by the throat and turns, coming off with a huge chokeslam, he gives a lackluster cover.
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Russ Adams thunders out of the attempt. Killer doesn't seem amused at all, and pulls him up, slapping on a huge Bear Hug, squeezing with all he has. Adams pushes himself back somewhat and drives a forearm smash to his head, and then another, followed quickly by a third. Killer still won't release the Bear hug, pulling him tight again and squeezing with all he has. Finally Adams pushes outward again, and then locks on to the nose, biting with all he has, Killer releases the bear hug, Adams goes behind him, clipping the leg taking the big man to the mat.
Jorge: Desperation move there, Russ Adams might have extended the match with a little nose food.
Mike: Can you say Mike Tyson 2?
Russ Adams grabs the leg, putting his foot in the knee joint and slamming the knee into the mat, then ties up the legs, and leans back, putting on an Indian Leg Lock Submission hold. Killer moves his head to break half the hold and his leg strength to push him off into the ropes, but Adams comes back catching him on his knees with a bulldog, driving his head into the mat, and suddenly XWO comes on the UWF-Tron. Adams looks back toward the screen wondering who is coming out. From behind the curtain, Extremely Dangerous, Jendryk Epsilon and J-Dawg the entire contingent of the XWO starts toward the ring. Adams doesn't know what to do, but stands his ground none the less. Killer is getting up, and doesn't realize they have company at ringside. Adams backs up and Killer grabs him and pushes him to the ropes, Russ Adams jumps over him, then dives over the top rope nailing all four men from the XWO. Adams then climbs the corner, Jendryk up first, climbs up on the apron, the ref tells him get down. Jared and Derrick slide into the ring, and nail Adams on the top rope, Jared goes to the apron, Derrick lifts him up, turns, Jared springboards, the ref turns and sees the Dangerous Death Drop and immediately calls for the bell.
RA: The winner of the match by a disqualification, Russ "Thunder" Adams, but Killer Machine is still UWF Television Champion.
Jorge: Adams will ge the win, but took a beating, and Killer Machine doesn't look to happy.
Mike: Happy is the last word I would use.
Killer Machine hearing the decision of the ref, looks at the two guys stomping a mud hole into Russ Adams before tossing him over the top rope to the floor. They turn seeing the big man looking at them, Jendryk tosses up the bag he came to the ring with, as they set it down, Jared and Derrick pull out an XWO shirt, and hold it up, offering the shirt to Killer Machine. Killer smiles, then double clotheslines both Jared and Derrick. Killer kicks Jared in the gut, lifts him up, and gives him a huge power bomb. Jared drills him with a right hand, But Killer grabs him by the throat, lifts him up and comes down with a high impact Chokeslam. J-Dawg and Jendryk pull them both from the ring and leave, Russ Adams is still on the floor.
Jorge: Killer is getting his TV Title and leaving ringside, he steps over Russ Adams and heads to the back.
Mike: Killer made a statement that he is going to run over anybody that gets in his way, Jared and Derrick have been denied a member to the XWO, Killer said no. Lets go to the back, something is going on.
They are bringing in a telephone booth on a forklift and look to be taking it to ringside. The Commish smiles at J-Dawg and then walks away. J-Dawg hears announcements for the next match, and heads back to the ring.
Jorge: What in the hell is a phone booth have to do with the next match?
Mike: Hell if I know, but this might be what the Commish was talking about earlier tonight, this could be the special stipulation he mentioned.
J-Dawg
VS
Jaysyn Fury (c)
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit and is for the UWF Hardcore Title. The commishioner has given me a special stipulation to the match, this is now a Telephone Booth Match. First coming to the ring, representing the XWO, weighing in at 260 pounds, standing 6'5, from Marietta, Ohio, The challenger, J-Dawg.
J-Dawg by Anybodykilla plays as J-Dawg walks down to the ring, steps inside the phone booth, starts to shut the door, and then shakes his finger no. J-Dawg gets out and slides into the ring.
RA: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 272 pounds, standing 6'8, from Atlanta, Georgia, he is the reigning and defending Hardcore Champion, "the Prodigy" Jaysyn Fury.
Never Scared by Bonecrusher plays as The Prodigy with the Hardcore Title around his waist comes down, he eyes the Phone Booth and looks a bit confused. He walks around the ring and grabs a mic.
Fury: So what is the deal with the phone booth?
The UWF-Tron comes to life, smiling into the screen is the Commish, who explains that to keep his title, he must first beat down J-Dawg and then stuff him in a Telephone booth, and then shut the door to win the match, and its the only way to win the match.
Jorge: Wow that is huge, a Telephone Booth match, I've never heard of such a thing.
Mike: Me either, I remember hearing of one before, that the Owner signed a long time ago, but to actually see one of the most brutal matches ever witnessed is a true delight and here we go.
Fury takes off the title, and slides into the ring and the fight begins. Both men are wearing jeans, and t-shirts, and are exchaging right hands back and forth. Fury with a knee lift, pulls the arm through, and takes him over with a fall away pump handle slam. Fury pulls him up, but J-Dawg nails a low blow, gets underneath him and gives him a takeover slam suplex. Fury is pulled up and tossed over the top to the floor. J-Dawg climbs to the top rope, and dives off connecting with a splash on the floor. J-Dawg pulls him up, Fury steps through and then whips J-Dawg hard into the Phone booth knocking it over. Fury puts J-Dawg on top of the phone booth, and climbs to the top rope, he dives off driving an elbow into J-Dawg busting the glass out of one side of the booth. Fury rolls off in pain, J-Dawg not moving.
Jorge: Would you call that, reaching out and touching someone?
Mike: That was devastating, Fury drilled J-Dawg with an elbow from the top of the rope, that landing had to hurt.
Jorge: I almost expect to see that red headed freak show up.
Mike: Carrot Top?
Jorge: Yeah, with don't forget, dial, 1-800-CallAtt when you want your friends to see a Telephone Booth match.
Mike: Gives new meaning to dialing down the middle.
Fury is moving, but might be cut on the tricep of his left arm from rolling into the glass. J-Dawg rolls off the booth with quite a thud. He pulls himself up, and Fury nails him from behind sending him into the front row. J-Dawg is pulled up, but he grabs the hair and drops straight down taking him across the steel railing. J-Dawg jumps the railing and pulls Fury up, he lifts him for a power bomb, dropping him on top of the phone booth. He pulls Fury off, and tries to open the door, but it won't open. J-Dawg walks around and tries to lift the Booth to it will stand up, but he can't lift it. Fury is back up, holding his back, and his arm is definately bleeding, as he runs around the ring, and comes up behind J-Dawg and dropkicks him in the back sending him into the booth and falling on top of it. Fury takes a few steps back, runs, jumps up on the railing, and jumps off landing a leg drop on top of J-Dawg. Fury looking at the badly broken booth, pulls J-Dawg up and towards the back.
Mike: They are heading into the back, the booth out here is broken, I don't think they could shut the door if they wanted to.
Jorge: I have gotten word, we have several mobile cameras, so we will follow these two wherever they go.
They go through the stage curtain, and Fury lifts him up, he has set up some tables and painted XWO on them, he sends J-Dawg off, crashing through the tables in the back. Fury walks down the steps and grabs two chairs from the stack set aside. He moves in on J-Dawg, as he is getting up, and wallops him in the head with the chair, then tossing him a chair, he uses the other chair to smack the one in his hand, making it collide with his forehead. Fury again pulls him up and sends him into the wall hard, taking a look around trying to figure out how to finish this match.
Mike: How in the hell are they going to finish this match, there are not booths here in the arena, this is insane.
Jorge: We have all night, there is no time limit.
Fury is looking up both ends of the hallway and neither of them have complete phone booths, just phones. J-Dawg is starting to move, Fury moves in and pulls him up and heads down the hall, J-Dawg pushes him away, the nails a short clothesline. J-Dawg grabs a broom, and breaks the broom over the back of Fury. He pulls Fury up and throws him into a door, the door opens and he falls into the kitchen area. J-Dawg scoops him up and slams him on the counter top, and runs him down the counter sending him into the floor. He grabs a frying pan that is hanging above the stove, and wallops Fury in the head with it. J-Dawg pulls him up, and gives him a huge right hand, before pushing back out into the hallway. J-Dawg sees a popcorn vendor down the hall, and he is popping fresh corn. He moves to it, pushing the vendor over and kicks free the parking break. J-Dawg lifts the cart and starts running with the cart towards Fury, ramming him into the wall with the cart. J-Dawg hooks the arm, and waist and tries to take him over, but Fury blocks it, reverses it and hits a vertical suplex, sending J-Dawg through the popcorn vender, popcorn spilling out all over the floor. Fury grabs a handfull and munches on it.
Jorge: This match has everything, frying pans, kitchens, and even the popcorn cart.
Mike: Fury was trying out the popcorn, with special flavor, J-Dawg.
J-Dawg is pulled up out of the mess, and dragged towards the back parking lot. Fury sees the roll up door, and whips J-Dawg into the roll up door. Fury watches him hit hard, and fall to the hard concrete floor, and start to look for the up switch. The cameras are in tow as he raises the door to the garage. Fury pulls him out into the parking lot and starts looking for a phone booth. He pushes J-Dawg to a car, J-Dawg rakes the eyes, and gives him a back body drop onto the hood of the car. He climbs up, pulls him to his feet, lifts him up and powerslams him on the top of the roof of the car. J-Dawg slides off the car and pulls Fury off the top of the car. He whips Fury into a parked truck, Fury bounces off like a ping pong ball and is clotheslined. J-Dawg pulls him up and drags him toward the street.
Jorge: They are going to play in traffic, wonder if one of them will get hit.
Mike: Both guys are fighting back and forth, neither one able to keep control. They crossed the street, luckily no cars were coming.
J-Dawg pushes him into the waiting area for a bus stop. He slams his head several times into the wall of the waiting area. A bus pulls up, and as J-Dawg goes to tell him to move along, Fury nails him from behind knocking him into the top step of the bus. J-Dawg moves into the bus, Fury follows, the camera follows as they take the fight into the bus. They exchange right hands as the camera guy stuffs some money into the meter. The old guy behind the wheel shrugs and closes the door taking off. Fury slams J-Dawg into the side of the bus, J-Dawg gave him a kick to the midsection, and then slammed his head into one of the supports. Several riders run to different sections of the bus to avoid them as they are beating the hell out of each other. J-Dawg is bleeding above the right eye, and just below the chin. Fury is bleeding on one of his triceps and somewhere in the back of his head. Both men are exausted. J-Dawg pulls Fury up, and puts his head on a seat, leapfrogs a seat and drops a leg across his neck. Fury rolls over and gets in a good kick, then levels him with a dropkick, sending him into the side of the bus. The bus comes to a stop, as several of the passengers run off the bus, and no one gets on. Fury grabs a purse from an old lady who was nodding off and slaps the purse against the side of the head of J-Dawg.
Mike: He hit him with a purse, I wonder if it was a loaded purse?
Jorge: No idea, but you know them old ladies, they have alot of stuff in them.
Mike: Yeah useless stuff.
The bus starts moving again, J-Dawg uses the momentum of the bus to nails a flying clothesline. The bus makes a turn on Fifth street, Fury uses the turn as a way to deliver a spear into the seats. The bus comes to another stop, and the back door comes open, Fury nails J-Dawg sending him into the street, and Fury Follows. They exchange blows on the corner of fifth and Madison, and run into the wall of something. Fury opens the door, and pushes J-Dawg inside. J-Dawg grabs a beer bottle off a waitresses cart and busts it over the head of Fury, then scoops him up and slams him over one of the round tables. The cameraman picks up the name of the bar, Jim's Funhouse. J-Dawg realizes the waitress is a drag queen, and she is smiling at him. He looks around and realizes that everyone in the bar, is a dude. Some wearing drag, others wearing outrageous clothing. Fury doesn't care where they are, just uses a chair to slam it over the back of J-Dawg. He pulls J-Dawg up, and gives him a right hand, then the second is blocked, J-Dawg sides steps, grabs the hair and slams his head down on the bar. He looks around and there in the corner, junting from the wall, a telephone booth with a door.
Jorge: The magical phone booth, I don't think Fury has seen it yet.
Mike: I don't either but there is a dragon queen in there.
Jorge: That dragon queen is about to play Santa Claus.
J-Dawg lifts Fury onto his shoulders, and drives him through the table with his Pittbull Plunge. J-Dawg takes one of the arms and drags him to the corner, J-Dawg opens the closed door, pulls out the purple dress wearing dude inside, slaps him one time, then throws him into wall. He picks Fury up, and stuffs him inside the phone booth, and slams the door shut. When he turns around, all the dragon queens have gotten up. J-Dawg looks a bit worried, until he sees the exit sign. J-Dawg busts out the fire door, and runs back to the arena, and chassing behind him are about 20 drag queens, the cameraman has lost them.
RA: The winner of the match, and New UWF Hardcore Champion, J-Dawg.
Jorge: Wow I'm at a lost for words, that had to be the most unusual ending to a match I've ever seen.
Mike: Thank God for the Emergency exits, or J-Dawg would have been the bitch of the night.
Jorge: I hope he can outrun the drag queens, that was just awful, well folks with that announcement J-Dawg won the match, we are moving on with the next match.
Handicapped Match
Extremely Dangerous
VS
KevDogg
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF World Tag Team Titles and is a Handicapped match. First coming to the ring, representing the XWO, first from Los Angeles, California, Derrick Holloway, and from Las Vegas, Nevada, Jared Medrano, Extremely Dangerous.
Both of them come to the ring to the XWO theme, getting into the ring, they look very confident.
RA: Now coming to the ring, from Marietta, Georgia, he is one half of the reigning and defending tag team champions, KevDogg.
His music plays but he is backstage in a heated arguement with Stryker.
Stryker: There is no way you can win this match, let me nail one of them with a chair and we can no longer worry about it.
KevDogg: I can handle these two punks, so let it be will you, don't worry, trust me.
Stryker watches him as he walks away, shaking his head the entire time.
Jorge: That didn't sound like a solid team there, they looked good winning the gold, but now they are not on the same page.
Mike: Stryker doesn't like the fact that he has to defend both sets of tag team titles.
Jorge: Of course he doesn't, they won them, and Stryker can lose his half and not even be in the ring, looks like Stryker has a monitor.
KevDogg and Medrano start out this match, locking up in the center of the ring, Medrano allows KevDogg to push him into the corner, where Holloway tags in, steps into the ring and gives him a clubbing blow to the back. Holloway hooks the waist and delivers a belly to back suplex. Suddenly a loud noise is heard, J-Dawg is running into the arena, jumping over the guard rail and slides into the ring, he sees KevDogg who gives him a kick to the gut, J-Dawg responds with a rake to the eyes, and a Pittbull Plunge, taking KevDogg out. J-Dawg is then mobbed by four or five of the drag queens. Jared and Derrick both start fighting off the drag queens not knowing what in the hell is going on. J-Dawg slides from the ring and runs up the ramp to the back, the drag queens give chase. Medrano looks at KevDogg who is laid out, and motions to the corner, Holloway climbs up, Medrano hands him up, steps out of the ring, and then nail the Dangerous Death Drop.
Jorge: The ref is blind, he totally missed J-Dawgs Pittbull Plunge.
Mike: I think he saw someone he knew, his eyes got big, easy distraction.
Stryker saw what happened and turned, as he did, he runs into a chair shot, Jendryk Epsilon steps out behind from behind the UWF logo, with a rather happy look on his face, Stryker oblivious as to who just nailed him. Meanwhile Medrano hooks the leg.
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RA: The winners of the match and new UWF World Tag Team Champions, Extremely Dangerous, Jared Medrano and Derrick Holloway.
Jorge: Its over already, it seems the XWO had a plan, and J-Dawg sped it up, I wonder if he is still running from the drag queens?
Mike: He might be running all night, a couple of them looked in good shape.
Jorge: Looks like Extremely Dangerous isn't done with KevDogg yet either.
Extremely Dangerous pulls KevDogg up, Jared Slides from the ring and grabs a chair, and slides back into the ring. He measures KevDogg, and then suddenly Rusty and Don Vito Rossalini hit the ring and nail the new tag team champions. Rusty hits a back elbow pushing him into the ropes, and then catches him with a powerslam. Don Vito hits a Death Valley Drivers sending them both to the floor.
Jorge: Look at the XWO run, the Rossalini brothers saved KevDogg.
Mike: However through it all, the XWO has added two titles to the stable, and they will add a third next, whether it be the World or the US Title.
Jorge: We have recieved word that Stryker is receiving medical attention and will not ref the main event.
Mike: he's the ref on record, this whole night is getting out of control.
Jorge: The back security guard just phoned in, J-Dawg has left the building, and he was still be chassed by drag queens.
Mike: A night he will never forget. Here we go with the Main event.
Main Event
Jendryk Epsilon
VS
Hardcore Styles
Jorge: This match has been put off twice, but now they are going to do it.
Mike: Took it long enough.
They lock up, and jockey for position, Jendryk pushes him into the corner, and raises his hands for a clean break, but Hardcore Styles gives him a rake to the eyes, he steps out and slams Epsilon into the corner, and starts to wail on him. Styles whips Jendryk to the other corner, as he hits hard, he stumbles out and is given a back body drop. Styles drops an elbow to the chest to add to the early advantage. Jendryk is pulled up, hooked and taken over with a gut wrench suplex, Styles takes the leg and puts on a spinning toe hold, adding extra pressure to the knee.
Jorge: Looks like Styles is trying to ground him already.
Mike: Best way to beat anyone is to take out a wheel, or two.
Styles lets go of the hold and goes to pull him up, Jendryk rolls him up in a small package.
1.
Kickout by Styles immediately, and gives him a quick kick to the head. Styles pulls him up off the mat, and locks in a side headlock. Epsilon pushes him off into the ropes, and is leveled with a shoulder block. Styles goes to the ropes, Jendryk rolls over, and Styles drops a leg drop to the back of the neck, he rolls him over and hooks the leg.
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2.
Jendryk kicks out right at two. Jendryk grabs the tights and pulls Styles into the corner, his head bouncing off the middle turnbuckle. Jendryk pulls himself up, and goes to the ropes, comes off the ropes and drapes a leg over the neck and back, smashing Styles's neck into the middle rope. Jendryk pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, nailing him with a clothesline, he goes to the ropes, rolls, and comes up and lands his back on Styles, and covers.
1.
Styles again kicks out quickly. Both men return to a standing base, and stare down each other. They start to circle and lock up again, Styles sidesteps him and drives a knee into the stomach, he hooks the waist and lifts him up, driving him back down with a gutwrench sitout powerbomb.
Jorge: They are both going all out here to win this match.
Mike: It's for the big gold, why wouldn't they go all out?
Jorge: Shut up Nimwit.
Mike: You shut up stupid.
Styles pulls Jendryk to his feet and into the corner where he delivers several boots to the midsection, and drives the shoulder into the midsection several times. He brings him up to a standing base, and gives him a hard right hand to the jaw. Styles whips him hard into the other corner and follows with a running clothesline. Styles hooks him when he comes out and drives him down with a face first Russian Leg Sweep, he rolls and covers.
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2.
3....no the arm is up. Styles doesn't even wait, he pushes the arm back down and pulls the leg up, using his weight to hold the shoulders down.
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2.
Epsilon kicks out again. Styles pulls him up and into the corner, a kick, punch and a backhand chop. Styles starts to pound on him, over and over, and then brings him out of the corner with a huge hip toss. Hardcore Styles goes to the ropes and comes off with a spinning front flip, but Jendryk moves. Jendryk spins to his feet, ducks a charging clothesline and catches Styles, and drills him into the mat with a spinning spine buster.
Mike: Jendryk nails the spinning spine buster, and now both men are down.
Jorge: Both men have put alot into this match already, and they are still fighting.
Jendryk is up first, and goes to the ropes, he dives over Styles with an Oklohoma Roll.
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2.
Kickout by Styles, who quickly gets in a rake to the eyes, lifts him up and comes down with a razor's edge powerbomb. The crowd breaks out with an USA chat, that seems to catch Styles's attention. Styles flips off the crowd and goes back to work on Jendryk. He pulls him up and into a corner, whipping him hard, Jendryk reverses the whip sending Styles into the same corner as the ref, smashing him into the corner, he comes out, Jendryk picks him up and spins around, nailing the Tykarrian Slam. He covers but the ref is out cold. Jendryk gets up and checks on him, when a man comes out of the crowd. He slides into the ring, kicks and nails a stunner on Jendryk. He smiles at him. Styles gets up, he walks over and turns the guy around, the guy kicks him and nails a Juvi driver, leaving both top guys laid out. He pulls Jendryk on top of Styles and slides from the ring.
Jorge: That was Outcast, has he signed with the UWF?
Mike: It would seem that way, he has knocked out both top guys.
Jendryk has the cover, the ref climbs over.
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2.
3...no wait, Styles kicks out. Both guys still feeling the effects of the moves done by Outcast, are slowly getting to their feet. Outcast watching from the back is turned, kicked, and dropped in the back with a spiked piledriver on the floor. Stryker steps over him, and heads toward the ring, wearing a ref's jersey. Styles tries to lock on a move, but Jendryk spins around and lands a German suplex. He pulls him up, and sends him to the ropes, Styles ducks a clothesline attempt, but Jendryk nails the ref sending him over the top rope to the floor. Styles hooks the waist and rolls him up, but no one is there to count. Styles is pushed off, Jendryk kicks him in the gut, hooks the head, Stryker slides into the ring, Jendryk rolls him up.
1. 2. 3.
Jorge: That was a fast count?
Mike: That makes no sense, why would Stryker fast count for Jendryk?
Jorge: Beats me, but I'm totally confused now.
RA: The winner of the match, and New UWF World Champion, Jendryk Epsilon.
Jorge: Look at Stryker, he is staring down Jendryk who is even more suprised than we are.
Mike: Hell I'm confused, I know this much, Jendryk is the World and Styles is the US champion, and we are out of time.
