The show kicks off with a loud bang, when President Kelley's music, I'm The Boss plays as he comes walking to the ring. The President steps into the ring, with a mic in hand, and looks around at all the fans, shaking his head for a minute then starts.
President Kelley: First and foremost, with the most recent problems with the GWL's roster, downsizing, there are some changes to tonight's show. First and foremost The Main Event will go down as planned, The Rossalini Brothers will defend the tag team titles against the Polish Gladiators, as I've been informed, it will be their last match for the UWF, and yes what happens if they win? I'll worry about that if it happens. Also Jeff King will also be having his last match for the UWF tonight, as he and Nirvana are taking an exit. So with all this happening, the VP and I are going to look hard at staying at two shows a week right now, but lets get this ball rolling. For the good news, the Vice President Kevin Harris is here, and we are going to announce the June Award Winners.
The VP comes down to the ring carrying some papers, he climbs the steps and enters the ring, shaking hands with the President.
President Kelley: We have added some new awards for the Month of June, lets start out with the first new award, Top Newcomer, the nominations were, Donovan Putski, Outcast, and Mike Kawalski.
VP Harris: The winner is, Outcast.
President Kelley: The Best Match for June, and the nominees are, J-Dawg vs Jaysyn Fury, Telephone Booth Match, J-Dawg vs Jaysyn Fury, Hardcore Title Match, Three out of Five Tables Match, And Outcast vs Jendryk Epsilon, No Rules World Title Match.
VP Harris: The winners are, J-Dawg vs Jaysyn Fury, Telephone Booth Match.
President Kelley: The Most Underrated Wrestler for the month of June is Hardcore Styles.
VP Harris: The Most Overrated Wrestler for the month of June is a tie, Jagged Edge, Steve and Shawn Stryker, and the Marvelous One, KevDogg.
President Kelley: Another new catagorey added this month was Most Charismatic, the nominees are, Russ "Thunder" Adams, Lanslow Kreeg, Scott Toker, and Nirvana.
VP Harris: The winner is Scott Toker.
President Kelley: The most improved Wrestler of the month goes to Russ "Thunder" Adams.
VP Harris: The top fued of the month was a no brainer, the hardcore battles between J-Dawg and Jaysyn Fury, the winners are, Jaysyn Fury VS J-Dawg.
President Kelley: Another new catagorey will award a great finishing maneuver, with so many great finishers out there, the winner this month is none other than Lanslow Kreeg's I Don't Suck Slam.
VP Harris: The next catagorey is Top Tag team of the month, the nominees are, Jagged Edge, Steve and Shawn Stryker, Rossalini Brothers, Don Vito and Rusty Rossalini, Polish Gladiators, Donovan Putski and Mike Kawalski, and Extremely Dangerous, Jared Medrano and Derrick Holloway.
President Kelley: The winners are, Don Vito and Rusty Rossalini, The Rossalini Brothers.
VP Harris: The nominees for Top Heel of June are Jendryk Epsilon, Steve Stryker, Outcast, J-Dawg and Lanslow Kreeg.
President Kelley: The top Heel of the month of june is, Jendryk Epsilon.
VP Harris: The nominees for Top Face of June are Jaysyn Fury, Russ "Thunder" Adams, Nirvana, Jeff King and Scott Toker.
President Kelley: The top Face of the month of June is, Jaysyn Fury.
VP Harris: The nominees for the most prestigous award, wrestler of the month are, Hardcore Styles, Russ "Thunder" Adams, Outcast, J-Dawg, Lanslow Kreeg and Scott Toker.
President Kelley: The wrestler of the month for June, goes to UWF World Champion, Outcast. There you have it, the award winners for June, we thank all the UWF Superstars for their participation in the UWF.
Jorge: Some interesting new catagories, they forgot Best Announcer.
Mike: Like you have a chance at winning.
Jorge: I'm the best announcer here in the UWF, name another that would win.
Mike: Any of those long legged women in the back, that have those legs that go for miles.
Jorge: Good point, lets go to the opening match of the night, the ring is cleared of all the Presidential Things.
Incubus's Wish you Were Here plays as Jeff King comes to the ring.
RA: His opponent, weighing in at......
The announcer goes bailing out of the ring, as Lightning Kid Adams hits the ring jumping up and springboarding into the ring nailing the unready Jeff King with a springboard dropkick. Kid goes to the corner, climbing the turnbuckle, he leaps back with a huge moonsault. The Kid pulls him up, hooks him sits and turns around, nailing a Juvi Driver in the center of the ring, still hooking the leg, he has the cover.
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RA: The winner of the match, Lightning Kid Adams.
Jorge: The Kid scores a very quick victory, I have to think that springboard dropkick could have ended this match.
Mike: The Kid wins? I can't believe this, he beat Jeff King, Jeff King not only leaves the UWF, but leaves with a loss to the Kid, how embarassing.
Jorge: This is a little vindication for his interference costing Steve Stryker a match, paybacks are a bitch right Mike.
Mike: You are so right, we have some excitement in the back.
The President and Vice PResident are both walking into their office here, when a guy was sitting at the desk, his back to both of them. They look at each other for a moment as he spins the chair around, and both of them look at each other with disbelief.
Mystery: Surprised?
President Kelley: What the hell are you doing here bro, you turned down my offer to join the UWF, what makes you think I want you here now?
Maniac Mark Kelley: Who said I was joining the UWF, I'm here to take over bro. You see that trust fund you used from mom and pop to pay for the UWF, wasn't your trust fund, it was mine, and I'm going to use an injunction to put the UWF to a halt until you sign over ownership to me bro.
VP Harris: What the hell is going on here, is he for real?
President Kelley: You have always been the Violent member of the family, but let me tell you something, I knew you were coming, that is why I had a back entrance in here, you can try all you want to bring an injunction to the UWF, but everytime you show your face around here, this will happen.
From the back of the office, Extremely Dangerous slam one chair from Jared, then another from Derrick into the back of the Maniac. They lift him up, Jared grabs the head and they drive him through the desk with a modified Death Drop, as the Maniac Mark Kelley is laid out. Extremely Dangeorus leaves the office laughing with the President, but the VP looks on for a few seconds, a small but devious smile comes across his face, before he joins the President.
Mike: Whoa, that was vicious looking, the President has a power hungry brother?
Jorge: Last time I saw Manaic Mark he as in OCW with the Pornstar, the Hall of Fame Tag Team Sex and Violence. He says he paid for the startup of UWF?
Mike: Did you see the way the VP was looking at him, you don't think he thought anything, as we go to the Ring Announcer for the next match.
Unforgive by Metallica plays as Jagged Edge comes to the ring.
RA: Their opponents, first weighing in at 301 pounds, standing 6'5, from Los Angeles, California, Derrick Holloway and weighing in at 259 pounds, standing 6'3 from Miami, Florida, Jared Medrano, Extremely Dangerous.
Extremely Dangerous is running to the ring as Dangerous by Gunsmoke plays.
They meet on the floor, Jared nailing Shawn Stryker as they go to one side of the ring, Derrick getting nailed by Steve as they go to the other side of the ring. Jared gets in a kick and slams his head on the top step. Steve whips Derrick into the guard railing the ref has called for the bell as the ten count has started. Steve runs over clotheslining Derrick over the railing into the front row. Jared whips Shawn hard into the steel railing, rushes in and Shawn backdrops him into the front row.
Jorge: Shawn puts Jared in the front row, the ref is already at five, and both teams seem not to care.
Mike: That's the truth, the ref is going to count them out?
Jared and Shawn are fighting in the crowd, Shawn grabs an empty chair lifts it up and slams the chair into the back of Jared. Derrick grabs Steve's Head and slams it on the railing. Six. He pulls him over the railing with a vertical suplex, landing hard on the concrete floor. Seven. Shawn whips Jared hard into the folded bleachers, then nails him with a clothesline slamming him to the floor. Eight. Derrick whips Steve toward the back, slamming into a door very hard. He opens the door and pushes Steve into the back of the arena. Nine. Jared is being pulled through a curtain by the hair, the fighting still not over. TEN.
RA: The official decision of the match is a Draw.
Jorge: These guys are going to fight all night.
Mike: The match is over, that is for sure, lets go right back to the ring with the next match.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 245 lbs, standing 6'2, from Louisville, Kentucky, The UWF European Champion, Scott Toker.
Late Nite Tip by Three Six Mafia plays as the European Champion comes to the ring.
RA: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds, standing 6'2, from Seattle Washington, The UWF World Lightweight Champion, Lanslow Kreeg.
I Don't Suck plays as Lanslow Kreeg makes his way to the ring, with the Lightweight title secured around his waist.
The lock up, Toker with a go behind and a fast waistlock takedown, he slides over into a headlock, as Kreeg counters, turning the headlock into a hammerlock. Kreeg reaches down, grabbing the leg, he lifts him up and gives him a hammerlock belly to back suplex, driving the shoulder into the mat. Kreeg gets up and hits a spinning leg drop across the neck. He pulls him up, and puts the hammerlock back on. Kreeg starts to move as Toker drops his knees, uses his strength to push Kreeg up and then drops back with a modified fireman's carry, using the stomach as a barrier for his shoulder.
Jorge: Nice counter by Scott Toker, this guy is looking very impressive.
Mike: Both men are standing eye to eye.
They lock up again and jockey to the corner, Toker has control and brings him out with a hip toss into the center of the ring, he waits and then flies out with a short running clothesline. Kreeg pops up and is taken over with a snap mare, and Toker leans in with a reverse chin lock on the Lightweight champion. Kreeg pushes his way up, grabs the legs pushes up, as he does, he drops down, pulling Toker in front of him and driving him down into a reverse back break, driving the knee into chest and stomach instead of the back.
Jorge: What in the hell do you call that?
Mike: Kreeg Krunch, a good way to shape those abs.
Kreeg pulls him up and gives him a forearm to the side of the head, the bounces off the ropes driving both feet into the gut of Scott Toker. Toker falls hard to the mat, still holding his stomach as Kreeg pulls him back up, Toker grabs the arm and pulls him through the ropes to the floor. Toker gets up, grabs the top rope, and pulls himself over the top, nailing a crossbody on Kreeg on the floor.
Jorge: Scott Toker has been proving he is a top notch wrestler, a huge momentum breaker there.
Mike: I told you this was the match of the night.
Toker gets up and pushes Kreeg back into the ring, slides in and climbs to the top, jumping off catching him with a bulldog from the second rope, he rolls him over and covers.
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Kreeg kicks out, then rolls over to his stomach, in obvious pain. Kreeg is pulled up to his feet, Toker hooks the waist and takes him over, driving the shoulder into the mat with alot of force. Kreeg is pulled up again, and whipped hard into the corner, Toker rushes in, and Kreeg moves, rolling him up.
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Toker rolls over out of the pin pretty quickly. He pops up and nails a standing dropkick, followed by a quick elbow to the chest. Toker pulls him back up, hooking both arms, and taking him over with a double underhook suplex. Toker goes to the corner, jumping up and turning, he looks out, dives out with a splash, and nobody is home. Kreeg rolled out of the way, and Toker struck hard.
Jorge: That could be a costly high risk mistake, Toker struck pretty hard.
Mike: The way he is holding his ribs, he might have pulled something.
Kreeg pulls him and hooks the waist, taking Toker over with a German Suplex, he rolls, lifts and plants him with a second one, he rolls, Toker hooks the leg, rolls down and has a cross leg submission lock on the leg, Kreeg is screaming in pain. Toker pulls him up, turning over and locking in a Boston Crab. Kreeg pushes him of to the ropes, rolls over, catches him with both feet flipping him over with a monkey flip, but Toker lands on his feet. Toker jumps up on the ropes, springboarding back, grabbing the head, spinning around and planting him with a ddt. He gets up quickly pulling Kreeg to the corner. Toker climbs the corner, and starts to pulls him up, Kreeg, locks his feet on the second turnbuckle causing Toker to be off balanced, grabs the leg, and pushes out of the corner, driving Toker into the mat with an Olympic Slam from the second turnbuckle, he hooks the leg.
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RA: The winner of the match, Lanslow Kreeg.
Jorge: That was the I Don't Suck Slam Kreeg winning a big match.
Mike: You are not kidding, Toker looks very suprised, this guy has a bright future.
Jorge: Absolutely, this guy could be looking at the top guys here, including World Champion Outcast.
Mike: I won't go that far just yet, but he is going to be a major factor.
Jorge: It's main event time, the World Tag team titles are on the line.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is the for the UWF World Tag Team Titles. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 222 pounds, standing 6'4, from Warsaw, Poland, Donovan Putski, and weighing in at 280 pounds, standing 6'3, from Warsaw Poland, Mike Kawalski, they are the Polish Gladiators.
Imperial March plays as they make their way to the ring.
RA: Making their way to the ring, weighing in at 280 pounds, standing 6'4, from Brooklyn, New York, Rusty "Silician" Rossalini, and his partner, weighing in at 268 pounds, standing 6'2, from Brooklyn, New York, Don Vito Rossalini, they are the UWF World Tag Team Champions, The Rossalini Brothers.
The Godfather Theme plays as the tag team champs get into the ring.
Jorge: An hour, what do you mean an hour?
Mike: We got just 12 minutes for this match? For the President? Kelley?
Jorge: No you dimwit, the President of the United States, he is going to air something very soon.
Mike: I thought the Monica man, Clinton was still in office?
Jorge: Man you are lame, they must have some kind of Presidental Address.
Mike: They are going to tell us the President's address?
Jorge: Oh good god, shoot him now.
The match starts out as both Rossalini Brothers nail the Polish guys as they were waving their flags to the fans. Rusty tosses Mike over the top to the floor. As he does, he notices that Jared Medrano, now bleeding comes flying over the railing into the ringside area. Steve Stryker is right behind him, and he too is bleeding. Stryker runs at him, but misses nailing Mike Kawalski on the floor. On the other side of the ring, Shawn Stryker who left with Jared earlier is the only one not bleeding, but Derrick is busted open, his entire chest is blood soaked. They are all fighting at ringside while the Tag Title match is going on.
Jorge: This doesn't look good, we've got a mess out here.
Mike: We sure do, looks like a train wreck, maybe that is what his speech is about.
Rusty and Don Vito see an opportunity to get a quick win, grab hands and run over Dovonan with a double clothesline. He picks him up in the air while Don Vito goes to the top, he dives off with a clothesline from the top. Rusty covers.
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The winners of the match, and still UWF World Tag Team Champions, Don Vito and Rusty Rossalini, The Rossalini Brothers.
Mike: Whoa Jared has a chair and just walloped Don Vito. Steve Stryker is in the ring, he kicks Rusty, lifts him up and drives him into the mat with a Stryker Spyke.
Jorge: This place is getting out of hand, we need order out here, we are going to the Presidental speech early, this is crazy.
