The show starts off in the back, as security are forcing several robed figures from the building. As they exit the building into the parking lot, security is jumped by more robed figures. They drag the guards into the middle of the parking lot, out of sight of anyone looking. Two of the figures disrobe, and stand in their place, wearing the exact same security outfits.
Jorge: What in the hell was that bullshit?
Mike: I have no idea, but they sure look a hell of alot like the idiots that were here last week.
Jorge: We know Stryker is in the building, the demands by the boss that Scorpion release him, were nullified.
Mike: Turns out that Scorpion was just a man there to pick the title up off the ground, his innocence was secured.
Jorge: These two are going to open the show for the UWF TV Title.
Steve Stryker (c) vs Scorpion
"Faint" By Linkin Park plays as Scorpion makes his way to the ring.
Miller: His opponent, weighing in at 263 pounds, standing 6'4, from Chicago, IL, Steve Stryker.
Bodies by Drowning Pool plays as Steve makes his way to the ring, stopping to admire his TV title that is hanging on his shoulder, and then slides into the ring, turning his attention to Scorpion.
They immediately lock up, Scorpion driving a knee into the midsection, then drives a solid elbow to the back of the neck forcing him to his knees. Scorpion pulls Stryker up, hooking the arm and shoulder, lifting and planting him with a side T-Bone suplex, driving his right shoulder hard and on an angle into the mat. Scorpion floats over the hold, taking the right arm into his grip and slapping on a cross arm breaker.
Mike: Scorpion has already started working on the arms, with his finisher, the weaker the arms are, the better.
Jorge: Steve has been distracted all week, if he can't forget those robed people, his TV title reign won't last long at all.
Scorpion is slamming himself into the mat, to apply even more pressure to the shoulder and arm. Stryker reaches out and manages to get the bottom rope, forcing a break. Scorpion holds the arm bar for the full four count before releasing it, and getting a mouth full from the ref. Scorpion then goes after Stryker, who catches him with a boot, grabs the neck, and spins him over snapping the neck.
Jorge: Steve with a great counter, a spinning neck breaker.
Mike: That was all luck, Scorpion will take him down.
Scorpion gets to his feet quickly, and turns around for another boot. Steve hooks his head and tries to drive him into the mat with a ddt, but Scorpion hooks his leg into Stryker's leg, then hooking his waist, takes him up and over with a northern lights suplex. Scorpion his him pinned.
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Stryker strikes Scorpion across the chest, breaking the hold. Stryker gets up but not in time to duck a running clothesline as Scorpion takes him down, and hard.
Jorge: Stryker is trying to rebound, but Scorpion is all over him.
Mike: I can sense the title change in the air, Steve's going to lose it.
Scorpion lifts Steve up and whips him to the ropes, Steve ducks a clothesline attempt, bounces off the far ropes, and leaps into the air with a cross body block. Scorpion catches it, spins him around while holding the legs and then drops him down onto the back of his neck. Scorpion pushes him over and hooks the leg.
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Stryker kicks out. Stryker gets to his feet, and stands up, Scorpion nails him with a shot to the back, and then whips him to the ropes, but Stryker stops in midtracks, he whips Scorpion into him, picks him up and spins around with a spinning spine buster.
Mike: That's the set up, this can't be, Stryker's going to put Scorpion away.
Jorge: Never count Stryker out, he's a veteran.
Stryker gets up as does Scorpion, Stryker spins him around, and gets in a boot to the midsection, and pushes him down, setting him up for his cradle piledriver, when four robed figures come rushing to the ring. Steve lets Scorpion go, and turns to face them. Two security men, jump the railing and slide into the ring, getting in between Stryker and the incoming men. The ref slides from the ring and adds to the wall. Stryker, runs to the ropes, leaping over the security men, and takes out the foursome of robed figures to the delight of the crowd.
Mike: I have to give props there, that was one suicidal splash.
Jorge: Stryker's back in the ring, Scorpion is almost to his feet.
Stryker thanks security, and just as he turns, one clubs him with a night stick, then spins him around while the second catches him in the face with a fireball. He stumbles backwards, and Scorpion, takes him to the mat, hooking him into the rings of saturn. The ref seeing this, slides into the ring, and checks in, Steve holds out, but the pain is too much, security stepped out of the ring and walked up the ramp, as Steve gives up, and Scorpion holds his move a little longer, then breaks it finally.
Miller: The winner of the match, and New UWF Television Champion, Scorpion
Mike: I told you he was going to win, the Venom was all he could handle.
Jorge: After going back and forth with predictions like a breast feeding baby. Looks like the two security and four robed men are not done just yet.
Mike: Scorpion is bailing out, after applying his finisher The Venom, he got what he wanted tonight.
Jorge: Steve is still down from that flash to the face.
Suddenly, The Marvelous One, KevDogg comes running to the ring carrying a steel chair in his hand. He stands over Stryker, begging them to come into the ring. They form a circle, then slowly they back up the ramp, knowing they have Stryker's attention now.
Mike: Looks like the old connection has come into play here tonight.
Jorge: Stryker and KevDogg go back a long way, and even held the tag team titles.
Mike: KevDogg helped him from the ring, whatever these robed figures want, it is far from over.
Jorge: You have that right, lets go back to the ring for the next match.
Eddie Williams vs Sikamike
Get Your Groove On by Limp Bizket plays as Sikamike comes out to the cheers of the fans. He runs to the ring. sliding in, and then notices that both phonebooths are already at ringside.
Miller: His opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, standing 6'2, from Miami, Florida, he is accompanied to the ring by Will Henderson, Eddie Williams.
Eddie Williams, led out from backstage by Will Henderson, start their way to the ring as N.E.R.D by Rockstar is playing.
Jorge: Last week, Williams was within inches several times of winning the World Title.
Mike: Sure was, don't count him out, Williams is still the number one contender, but he needs to prepare for this match.
Sikamike takes no chances, he nails Williams as he slid into the ring, before the bell rang. Sikamike continues to pound on him, with solid right and left hand blows. He pulls Williams to his feet, as he hooks him around the waist, lifts him up and drives him into the mat with a belly to back suplex.
Jorge: He jumped the gun, and Williams took the brunt of his attack.
Mike: That he did do, and you can bet, he won't let up.
Sikamike grabs the left leg, and spins around for a spinning toe hold, but drops down with a knee to his knee, locking him into an Indian Leg Lock. Williams pushes up, and somehow manages to get his body under and pulls Sikamike off him and sends him into the top turnbuckle. Sikamike catches himself, and reaches into his tights, pulling out something he holds in his right hand.
Jorge: Did you see that, Sikamike has something in his hand.
Mike: I didn't see anything in his hand, are you alright?
Sikamike allows Williams to get up, and as he hooks him for a belly to back suplex, Williams lifts him up, and Sikamike slams whatever was in his hand right into the forehead, then spins around and drives him into the mat with a bulldog smash. Sikamike rolls Williams over hooking the leg.
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Miller: The winner of the match, Sikamike.
Jorge: He used that object, that's not fair.
Mike: Whatever he had, he slid it out of the ring to Will Henderson, that should add some fuel to the fire.
Jorge: Sikamike gets his first UWF victory, and takes down the Number One Contender to the World Title.
Mike: That he did, he's definately going to gain some momentum with that win.
Jorge: Looks like we are going to our next match, the Hardcore Champion against Charles McMurray in a non title match.
Charles McMurray vs Psycho
Charles McMurray comes out from backstage to cheers, surprising him. He starts toward the ring as "Narayan" by Prodigy plays. Stopping at the base of the ring, he just shakes his head at Steve.
Miller: His opponent, weighing in at 293 pounds, standing 6'7, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Psycho.
The stage turns black as Meaning to Life plays in the arena. The stage starts to strobe in red lights as Psycho appears from the curtains wearing his black bottoms with Psycho written down the side in red. He stands at the top of the stage and smiles sadistically to the crowd. As the first words to the song start playing, Psycho starts to walk down the ramp toward the ring, then climbs the apron and once again stops to smile sadistically to the crowd. He then leaps over the ropes showing his extreme agility for a 6'7 man. He sits down in the corner of the ring waiting for the match to start.
Mike: Psycho with an impressive win last week, earning Wrestler of the week honors.
Jorge: He also won the Hardcore Title in that Telephone Booth Match.
Psycho and McMurray lock up, Psycho pushes him into the corner, and drills him with a straight right hand. He quickly kicks him in the midsection and pulls him into the center of the ring. Slapping the hand between the leg, he lifts up McMurray and drops him back over his head with a pump handle fallaway slam.
Mike: Psycho is toying with him.
Jorge: Indeed he is toying with him, Psycho is a tad bit crazy.
Mike: Tad bit?
Jorge: If he was after my fat ass sister, he would be as crazy as you are.
Psycho pulls him up to his feet and whips him to the ropes, giving him a back body drop, then turning, he pushes the head to the side, and drops a knee right into the temple. Psycho smiling, pulls him back to his feet, and whips him hard into the corner, following with a running clothesline, as McMurray stumbles out, he hooks the waist, lifts and plants him with a belly to belly overhead suplex.
Mike: Psycho is up on the top turnbuckle mocking the crowd.
Jorge: McMurray isn't getting up, so why worry with it.
Psycho climbs back down, seeing McMurray on his knees and slowly getting up. Psycho sneaks up behind him, and hooks in a cobra clutch, swings him around and then lifts and takes McMurray to the mat with a cobra clutch suplex slam, and getting to his feet still with the clutch locked in, he takes him over again with his suplex. Psycho follows that with a third suplex, McMurray tapping out on the mat.
Miller: The winner of the match, Psycho.
Jorge: A very quick win for Psycho, he wasted no time in dismantling McMurray.
Mike: McMurray hasn't shown the UWF much, in fact I would bet you in the three strike program, he is one strike away from getting fired.
Jorge: Just one? He might not make the next event at this rate.
Mike: Matter of fact, let's go to the back, the CEO is with McMurray.
As the camera picks up the action, CEO Redclaw is sitting on top of a table, talking to a pair of lady divas signing autographs, when McMurray comes from the ring, with his head down. Redclaw walks over and gets next to him, and then grabbing the arm, stops him.
CEO: That's just unimpressive McMurray, in fact you are boring the shit out of me. So here's the deal, next week, you will go one on one with Eddie Williams, if you give the same performance as you did in week one, and week two of UWF's return, I'll be forced to remove you from the UWF roster, are we clear.
Charles McMurray starred in the eyes of the CEO, and then just bumped right past him, and walked on down the hallway. The CEO looked on, and then returned to the table he was sitting on, and talking to the Divas all over again.
Mike: McMurray given notice, perform or get fired.
Jorge: I would say that was a very good way to put it.
Mike: It's time for Devon and Derek Steel to hook it up, our first look at the newly crowned World Champion.
Derek Steel vs Devon
Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit plays as Devon comes out to a huge pop. The fans cheer him on as he makes his way to the ring being accompanied by Taja.
Miller: His opponent, weighing in at 264 pounds, standing 6'3, from Brooklyn, New York, being accompanied to the ring by Charity, Derek Steel.
"Imperium" By Machine Head starts playing as Steel and Charity come out, both see the man that is starring at them and stop at the top of the ramp. Not knowing what to do, The man waves them to the ring, so they go.
Mike: Derek Steel looks very confident right now.
Jorge: Sure does, he pulled out somewhat of a surprise World Title Victory last week at the PPV.
Mike: That he did, and now unless we see a let down, he's going to blow Devon out of the water.
Devon and Steel lock up, Steel with a quick side headlock, but Devon counters with a slip out into a hammer lock. Steel reaches under his legs, and grabs Devon's leg and pulls, breaking the hammer lock. Steel still with the leg, turns him over and sits down with a half Boston Crab.
Jorge: A great counter there by the Champ, he is using his skills.
Mike: He got lucky, Devon should have kicked him in the ass, that would have broken the hold.
Devon pushes upwards, and flips over, and then flips back, using his leg strength to push him up and then do a single leg dropkick to the back of Steel, pushing him off the crab. Devon slides himself to the corner and pulls himself out of the ring to the floor. Steel jumps through the ropes on the other side and rounds the ring, catching Devon off guard with a jumping double axe handle blow to the back. Steel then whips him to the railing, but Devon reverses and sends Steel hard into the railing.
Jorge: Going to the floor can definately backfire sometimes, Derek Steel can atest to that.
Mike: Sure did, Devon with a smart move, as he slides back into the ring.
The ref stops the ten count, long enough to ask him what he was doing, Devon just holds up his arms in a confused manner. The count starts again, but Devon steps out and helps Steel up, then slams him face first into the top of the steel railing. Devon pulls him up, and assists him to the ring and pushes him into the ring. Devon climbs the corner to the top rope and dives off with a huge cross body splash, taking the champ to the mat.
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Derek Steel manages to kick out. Devon stands up and then drops a short leg drop across the neck, and covers again quickly.
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Derek Steel powers out this time, pushing Devon off of him. He sits up trying to regain his bearings. Devon bounces off the ropes, and dives over Steel, snapping the neck forward.
Jorge: Devon almost upset the champion, a solid two count.
Mike: Yes, quite possibly, he still needs a three count to win.
Devon gets Steel to his feet and pushes him into the corner. He steps into the corner, delivering a massiver open hand chop to the chest, then steps to the side and delivers a knife edge chop across the chest. Devon hooks him under the arm, and gives him a hip toss into the center of the ring. Devon goes to the ropes, and drills a spinning elbow drop to the chest, and hooks the leg.
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Derek Steel again kicks out very quickly. Steel again helped to his feet gets whipped to the ropes, Devon hits a spinning heel kick, driving his heel to the chin. Steel crashes hard to the mat, as Devon covers again.
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Steel slips an arm through. Devon pulls him up again, and whips him to the ropes, Steel reverses and whips Devon into the ropes, as he bounces off, Steel catches, and hits a spinning powerslam on Devon.
Mike: A little reversal of fortunes there, Devon felt the full impact of that move.
Jorge: Steel is getting up, he looks wobbly, but the champ is up.
Steel gets up and moves in, nailing a kick to the side of Devon's head. Helping him to his feet, Steel whips him hard into a corner, following with a massive clothesline. Steel sets Devon on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up. Derek Steel hooks him for a superplex, but Devon pokes him in the eye. Devon hooks the waist lifts him up, and steps off the top rope with a sit out powerbomb. Devon has both legs.
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Miller: The winner of the match, Devon.
Mike: What an upset, the World Heavyweight Champion lost to Devon.
Jorge: Devon getting a big win, he can claim the number one contenders spot now.
Mike: Anything is possible, that leaves us with our main event, Jim Grim with his first title defense.
US Title Match
Jim Grim (C) vs Marvelous One, KevDogg
AC/DC Back in Black starts playing as The Marvelous One, KevDogg makes his way to the ring.
Miller: Now on his way out, weighing in at 238 pounds, standing 6'6, from Buffalo, New York, he is led to the ring by Sylena Crowe, The UWF United States Heavyweight Champion, Jim Grim.
Fuck You by the L.O.X. plays as Jim Grim makes his way to the ring, as the beautiful Sylena Crowe stays in the locker room. Jim Grim looks very confident, with the US Title around his waist as he walks up the back steps, and onto the stage.
Just as he starts to the ring, a man comes out of the shadows, and drills him in the back of the head with a steel pole. He slams it again, and then again, laughing wildly. The masked man drags Jim Grim to the ring, and proceeds to roll him into the ring, and then points to KevDogg. KevDogg pulls Jim Grim up, and then drops him on his head with an Implant DDT. KevDogg hooks the back leg.
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Miller: The winner of the match, and New UWF United States Heavyweight Champion, The Marvelous One, KevDogg.
Mike: What in the hell just happened, Jim Grim was robbed.
Jorge: The look on KevDogg's face is bewilderment, he looks very confused.
Mike: Sure does, who is the masked man, he's getting into the ring.
Jorge: Guess we are going to find out.
The masked man takes the belt from the ref, and puts it on the shoulder of KevDogg, then raises his hand, but KevDogg snatches his arm from him. He backs up keeping his eyes on the masked man. He pulls a mic out from inside his black jacket.
Masked Man: You see KevDogg, when you follow your friend, you will an unhappy end. When you follow the Talmac, you get everything your heart could desire.
The masked man drops the mic, and leaves the ring, as KevDogg watches after him with a confused look on his face. Jim Grim is still down, feeling the effects of the pipe.
Mike: That was quite scary I think, I wonder what that was all about.
Jorge: I have no idea, but that's the show, guess we'll be back next week with another edition of Sunday Night Carnage.