Jorge: Welcome to Saturday Night Carnage

Mike: Yeah we have a line up for you this week guys.

Jorge: Sure do lets get to our first match which is already in progress. It's Manson Kain vs. Kasper.

Mike: it was origianlly suppose to be a threeway dance though but i've been informed that Drezz has not arrived to the building.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring, the man they call Kasper

Kasper makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in and stretches on the ropes.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring the man they call Manson Kain

No time being wasted by Kasper, as he attacks Manson Kain on the ramp. Kasper with a flury of blows to Kains head, and then throws him into the ring.

Jorge: Kasper isn't waiting for Manson to come to the ring.

Mike: Looks like he means business tonight.

Kain bounces off the ropes, and is met with a devistating clothesline. Kasper stays on Manson, stomping him repeatedly. Kasper pulls Kain to his feet, and sets him up for a ddt. Kasper hits the ddt, and springs back to his feet. Manson Kain crawls to the ropes, and uses them to pull himself up to his feet. Kasper moves in to tie up with Kain, but is greeted with a powerful right hook. This staggers Kasper, and he stumbles back a few feet giving Manson a few seconds to shake the cobwebs.

Mike: Looks like Manson Kain is making a comeback......Speaking of comebacks......Where is Drezz? Isn't he supposed to be in this match?

Jorge: From what I have been told, no one can find him. Maybe he is stuck in traffic.

Mike: Yea, traffic.

Kain regains his senses, and charges Kasper. Kasper tries to duck, but gets hit with a boot to the face. Manson then nails Kasper with a suplex, and goes for the cover.

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Ref:2

Manson lifts Kasper up to stop the pin.

Jorge: Oh, that was a mistake.

Mike: Yep, but Manson Kain looks impressive tonight.

As Manson pulls Kasper to his feet, Kasper nails Kain with a low blow. Kain crumbles to the mat, and Kasper goes for the pin.

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Ref:2

Jorge: Manson kicks out!!!!! Kasper is furious....Kasper jumps up and starts yelling at the ref.

Mike: Looks like Kasper is really pissed off. He's giving the ref an earfull.

Kasper continues to scream obcinities at the ref, as Manson Kain gets to his feet, and moves behind Kasper. Kain grabs Kasper, and hits him with a bridged suplex pin.....

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Mike: HOLY CRAP!!!!!! Manson pinned Kasper.

Ring Announcer: The winner of the match, Manson Kain.....

Jorge: Kasper looks stunned. He can't believe that it's over so soon.

Mike: Hell, Nobody can believe it's over already. And what happened to Drezz?

In the backstage area, Drezz come stumbling out of a storage closet, with blood covering his face from a large cut on his forehead.....He staggers towards the lockerrooms, and disappears through the door that has his name on it.

Jorge: Damn, it looks as though someone didn't want Drezz to make to the ring for his match.

Mike: Yep, and I think they were successful as no one thought he was in the building. At least we now know that he didn't chicken out of the match.

Jorge: But ANYHOW, it's time for the next match.

Mike: All right, this is the match that I've been waiting for. This is the first coffee pot on a pole match that we've ever had here in the UWF.

Jorge: That's right Mike. It will be Christopher Perfect taking on Ianova. I hear that this match was signed because of a spilled cup of coffee.

Mike: No use fighting over spilled coffee...hahahahahahaha.

Jorge: Sometimes I really wonder about you Mike.

Ring Announcer: On his way to the ring, standing 6'3, and weighing in at 240 pounds.....He hails from Chicago, Illinois, Christopher Perfect!!!!!!!

"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack blares over the sound system, as Christopher Perfect makes his way to the ring. Fans scream and cheer for the wrestler as he walks don the ramp, and climbs into the squared circle.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, standing 6'9 and weighing 278 pounds. From Remus Town, Kiandawi, The inventer of the Nova Bomb, Ianova!!!!!!!!

Ianova appears in the entrance as the APA Theme plays in the arena. The superstar taunts the crowd as they boo, and shout hateful remarks. Ianova gets into the ring, flashes a quick glance at his opponent, and continues to mess with the fans.

Mike: Ianova is HUGE compared to Perfect.

Jorge: Yes he is, but he doesn't look like he's focused on the match.

As Ianova argues with a few of the fans in the front row, Perfect takes advantage of his oppertunity, and starts climbing up the turnbuckle to get to the coffee pot.

Mike: Looks like Ianovas size isn't going to be a factor in this match. He's not even paying attention to Christopher Perfect.

Jorge: He's too worried about the fans, and it's going to cost him the match.

Perfect gets almost to the coffee pot when Ianova turns around, see's what is going on, and charges across the ring. Chris just gets a hand on the coffee pot when Ianova clobbers him with a forearm smash to the small of his back. Perfect falls to the mat, and Ianova locks on a boston crab. Perfect tries to crawl to the ropes, but can't quite reach them.

Ref: Do you give up?

Perfect: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Perfect makes another attempt to get to the ropes, and finally makes it. the ref tells Ianova to break the hold, but he's not listening. The ref warns him again, then begins the count....

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Ianova breaks the hold, and goes to the corner. Eyeing the coffee pot the whole time. As Ianova starts to climb, Christopher Perfect gets to his feet and moves in. Ianova makes it about half way up, when Perfect grabs him and nails Ianova with a german suplex.

Jorge: What a devistating move. Looks like Perfect is gonna win this match. Ianova isn't moving.

Perfect lifts Ianova to his feet, and sets him up for the Red Alert.

Mike: uh oh, Perfect is going for the Red Alert. This match is over.

Ianova blocks the move, and nails Perfect with a belly to belly suplex. Perfect rolls out of the ring, and tries to catch his breath. Ianova follows him out of the ring, and hits Perfect with a closed fist to hte back of the head. Ianova then turns Perfect around, and goes for a suplex. Perfect reverses it, and nails Ianova with a spinebuster. Perfect gets up, and stares at the downed opponent for a moment, to make sure that he's down. When Ianova doesn't move, Perfect starts to walk around him, to get back in the ring. As perfect starts to get back in the ring, a fan hits him in the back with a cup of beer. Christopher Perfect turns around, and goes after the beer throwing fan. As Perfect gets close to him, the fan reaches into his pocket. When Perfect grabs him, the man pulls his hand out of his pocket, and wastes Perfect with a pair of brass knuckles.

Jorge: Who the hell does this guy thinks he is? He just destroyed Perfect with those knucks.

Mike: DAMN!!!! Perfect just got knocked the hell out!!!! Hahahaha, I love this fed! You never know whats going to happen.

Ianova finally gets to his feet, and with a smile on his face, walks over and shakes hands with the out of control fan. After they shake hands, Ianova thakes the fans hat off of him, and shows the fans true identity.

Mike: HOLY HELL!!!! It's, it's......Who the hell is that guy??

Jorge: I don't have a clue, but it looks like security is finding out.

As security drags the guy out of the arena, Ianova rolls into the ring. He quickly scales the turnbuckle, and grabs the coffee pot. Ianova climbs down, and turns to find Perfect. When Ianova gets turned around, Perfect is standing there, and nails Ianova with a kick to the mid section. Perfect takes the pot from him, and raises it up into the air. Ianova punches Perfect in the stomach, and Perfect clinches up from the pain. Ianova gets to his feet, and takes a step back. Perfect starts to raise the pot over his head again, but as Perfect gets it up to face level, Ianova kickes Perfects hand with a shuffle side kick, and the pot shatters as it crashes into Perfects head.

Jorge: What a move by Ianova!!!!!!

Mike: It was a lucky shot......

Ring Announcer: The winner of the coffee pot on a pole match, Ianova!!!!!!!!!!!

The fans boo and jeer Ianova as he taunts them back, on his way to the dressingrooms.

Jorge: Okay Mike, lets move on to the next match.

Mike: That's a good idea Jorge. I can't wait to see the Divas go at it.

Jorge: This should be an awsome match. Four of the best female wrestlers in the business, in the ring at the same time.

Ring Announcer: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 255 pounds.....Livvie Lockhart and Emily Cage........

Livvie and Emily both make their way to the ring, and wait for their opponents.

Before the ring announcer has a chance to announce them, Angela Adams and Kitana Blade run to the ring, slide under the bottom rope, and attack Lockhart and Cage. The four women exchange blows for a few moments, until Lockhart and Cage get the upper hand, and Cage clotheslines Blade over the top rope. Cage climbs through the ropes and goes to her corner, as Kitana makes it to hers, and Lockhart picks Adams up off the mat.

Mike: This is starting out really fast Jorge.

Jorge: Yep, it's a real fight. These ladies are out for blood.

As Livvie gets Angela to her feet, Adams grabs Lockhart by the head, and delivers a sit down jawbreaker. Adams gets to her feet, and tags in Kitana Blade. Emily gets the tag from Livvie, and rushes into the ring. As Cage charges across the ring, Kitana meets her with a chick kick. Emily crashes hard to the canvas, and Kitana goes for the Cadaver Stretch.

Jorge: Kitana is going for the submission early.

Mike: Hell yes. Blade has the best submission finisher in the world today.

Jorge: If you say so Mike.

When Kitana goes for the submission, Livvie flies through the ropes, and kicks Blade in the head. Lockhart takes advantage of the distraction, and gets Kitana Blade in a reverse chin lock. Cage starts stomping Blade as Angela tries to get in the ring to help her partner. The ref makes Adams get back to her corner, then turns to see the double team by Cage and Lockhart. The ref breaks it up, and forces Livvie out of the ring. Cage picks Kitana up by the hair, and tosses her across the ring. Emily goes to her corner and tags in Livvie, as Kitana quickly gets to her feet, and makes a tag to Angela. As Lockhart gets in the ring, she is stopped by the ref.

Mike: the ref didn't see the tag.

Jorge: Thank you Mr. Obvious.....

Cage and Livvie both start screaming at the ref, and Kitana and Adams both sneak up on the other team. At the same time, Kitana Blade and Angela Adams, role up Livvie Lockhart and Emily Cage with schoolboys, and try the pin.....

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Ring Announcer: Here are your winners, Angela Adams and Kitana Blade.......

Jorge: OH......MY........

Mike: What the hell was that????? That was a fast count..........wasn't it?

Announcer: Coming to the ring weighing in at 213 pounds, he hails from west LA, he is the Loco Luchador, Super Vato.

"Drop The Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 blares over the PA and Vato walks out to the ring. He rolls in and begins to warm up and play to the crowd.

Announcer: Coming to the ring weighing in at 187 pounds, he hails from Detroit, MI, he is your Television Champion, ladies and gentleman, Cody Synn

"Am I Demon" by Danzig begins to play over the PA system, Cody walks out onto the stage, he raises the belt in the air, when all of a sudden Johhny Dymondz runs out and clocks Cody in the back of the head with a chair. Cody falls onto the stage and "TLH" picks him up and takes him down to the ring. He rolls him in and "TLH" makes his way back up to the stage. TLH makes his way to the announcers table and prepares himself to watch the match.

Vato wastes no time and jumps on Cody and begins to pummel Cody in the face. Cody gathers his strength and shoves Vato off of him.

Jorge: Whats your deal man, why do you have a problem with Cody?

TLH: I'll tell you what Jorge, if you know whats good for you, you'll shut your mouth

Mike: I guess he told you, jorge

Cody grabs Vato and slings him in the ropes, Cody bounces off and nails Vato with a clothesline. Vato hits the ground hard. Cody picks Vato up and delivers a boot to the mid section. Vato cringes in pain. Cody grabs Vato and hits him with a belly-to-back suplex.

TLH: Where did he learn that...in his backyard. This kid has no skills!

Jorge: Do you have anything nice to say?

TLH: you got one more chance Jorge, Then you will become part of my HIGHLIGHT REEL

Vato slowly rises and goes after cody, Cody ducks the attempt and nails Vato with a standing sidekick. Vato falls hard to the mat. Cody goes for the pin...

Ref: 1...

Ref: 2...

Just then the lights go out.

Jorge: Hey, what the...

Mike: Did the damn arena pay the light bill?

When the lights come back on Cody Synn and Super Vato are bothed layed out in the ring. The ref is laid out aswell,but once they come back on, "The Living Highlight" Johnny Dymondz was sitting on the top turnbuckle, with a mic in hand...

Johnny D: "Well, I guess it's time for the only UWF superstar worth watching to make this bullshit match something that everybody can remember..."

At the end of that statement, he leaps off and NAILS CODY SYN WITH THE HIGHLIGHT REEL!!!

Johnny D:"Now, you can say that you got screwed twice by Johnny Dymondz, The Living Highlight. You can't say that I used my "boyz" as you said it. I made you look like a little bitch all on my own. So, be glad Cody, because I just made you a HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!!"

Jorge: That guy is such an asshole!!

Mike: Im telling him you said that!

Jorge: No wait...I was just kidding...

Mike: To late...

The referee starts to come around, and Johnny D slides out of the ring, backpeddles his way up the ramp, flipping two fingers to the fans. Vato gathers his strength and lays one arm over Cody. The ref counts...

Ref: 1...

Ref: 2...

Ref:3...

Announcer: Your winner and new UWF Lightweight Champion, Super Vato

Jorge: Vato and Cody are arguing.

Mike: It looks like Vato is trying to explain to Cody that he didnt know that this was going to happen.

Jorge: There is some shoving, Cody doesn't look to happy.

Mike: Vato grabs him by the hand.

Jorge: He's going to clothesline him,

Mike: No wait, he is raising Cody Synns hand..

Jorge: Mike I think they are forming an alliance.

Mike: It looks like that.

Ring Announcer: The next match is for the is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 210 pounds. He s from Los Angeles,CA , Anton Chase!!

�Break Stuff� by Limp Bizkit begins to play through the sound system and the fans begin to cheer. Anton Chase walks out onto the stage. Alicia Chase follows him. They then make their way down to the ring. Alicia stops at the ring and Anton enters through the second and third rope. He stands in the centre of the squared-circle and waits for Magnum.

Ring Announcer: And the opponent. Weighing in at 325 pounds, from parts unknown. He is the one they call the machine, he is Magnum!!

As the fans boo and jeer, Magnum walks down the ramp with a smirk on his face. He jumps onto the apron and enters the ring. Magnum and Chase walk straight along to each other and begin to trash talk. The bell rings and no sooner than that happens, Magnum delivers a knee to stomach, sending Chase curling up. Magnum then picks him up into a powerbomb position and quickly snaps Chase down onto the canvas. Magnum then goes for the cover but only manages to get a one count. Magnum and Chase both get back up to a vertical position quickly. Magnum manages to deliver a quick punch to Chase�s head and then begins to deliver another punch after another. Eventually Magnum gets a bit too comfortable and Chase charges him into the turnbuckle. Chase walks to the opposite turnbuckle to get a run up, and when he runs at Magnum, Magnum achieves a kick to the head which send Chase reeling.

Jorge: That was a great move by Magnum there. He's great in-ring competitor and he has a great ability.

Mike: If you call lucky escapes and cheating victories a great ability.

Jorge: When has he ever....

Mike: When has he not?

Jorge: Oh, never mind.

As Chase staggers around, Magnum runs out of the corner and connects with a clothesline that sends Chase to the canvas Magnum then proceeds to the top rope and flies off, delivering a leg drop to the neck of Chase. The cover follows that move but only a two count is given. Magnum gets back up and proceeds to kick his opponent in the stomach. Chase curls up, but does not go down. Magnum then dropkicks Chase but still he does not go down. Magnum looks at the fans seeming to say what will it take before running into the ropes, and on the way back clotheslining Chase and finally taking him off his feet. As Chase lies there on the canvas, Magnum drops an elbow into his chest before going for the cover. The referee drops down too and is able to count to two before Chase kicks out. Magnum looks at the referee in a pleading way before getting back to his feet and picking Chase up by the hair. Chase shakes the cobwebs loose and manages to throw Magnum out of the ring. Magnum smashes into the barricade and Chase takes his time following him out of the ring. Chase shouts some trash at the fans before he begins to kick Magnum in the chest and stomach. Eventually he stops kicking him and changes to picking Magnum up and whipping him into the barricade. Chase then runs at Magnum but just as he hits him, Magnum pulls Alicia Chase in front of him. Chase stumbles back and leans on the apron. He goes to check on Alicia. Just then, Omen and Syn come down to the ring. They stand away from Chase and Alicia, but not for long. Magnum Grabs Chase and throws him back in the ring. Omen And Syn see their opportunity and begin to taunt Alicia. Omen begins to follow her around the ring. Syn cuts off her path as she trys to get away from Omen

Jorge: What is the matter with these guys, Why are they going after a helpless woman.

Mike: Who cares�.

Magnum sees his chance and trips Chase up. Chase stands and tries to help Alicia, but Magnum grabs him and whips him into the corner. He delivers a few kicks to the stomach of Chase and jumps up on the top rope. With the ref distracted, trying to get Omen to leave Alicia alone, Magnum calls for Syn to come help him. Syn jumps into the ring and picks up Chase. He delivers the Repentance hard on the mat. SYN picks him up and places him on the shoulders of Magnum. Magnum grabs Chase and jumps of the top rope. He delivers the M- Bomb and lands in a pinning position. The ref goes down for the count�

Ref: 1�

Ref: 2�

Ref: 3�

Jorge: I cant believe this stable. Unholy Trinity is getting out of control.

Mike: These guys are great, I love evil

Ring Announcer: Your winner, Magnum

Omen finally lets Alicia go and she jumps in the ring and covers up Anton and begins to cry over his beaten and bruised body. SYN slowly walks over to her and grabs her by the hair. He pulls her head slowly to his and kisses her forcefully. Alicia obviously disgusted tries to get away. But SYN jerks her down to the ground by her hair. He calls for a mic�

SYN: You know, my brother in darkness has him a lady friend and being a man of the cloth it has been a while since I�ve been with a woman. So I have decided to take Mrs. Chase here and bring her into my world. She will repent for her sins in more ways then one.

SYN drops the mic and he exits the ring, dragging Alicia by her hair. Omen And Magnum follow him to the back. Anton lays there in the squared cirle, motionless not knowing that Unholy Trinity has just ran off with his valet.

Jorge: Now it's time for the tag match of Lanslow Kreeg and RJ Souza to take on J-Dawg and new co...

Mike: Hold on I'm getting word from the back that there is some kind of disturbance. Jonathan Davis has been attacked and is being rushed to the hospital.

Jorge: What about the match coming up?

Mike: I guess it's a handicap match as of now.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring from Marietta, Ohio, he is the self proclaimed franchise of the UWF, ladies and gentlemen, J-Dawg.

"Faint" by Linkin Park plays as J-Dawg makes his way to the ring. He climbs on the apron and and climbs through the second rope.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring, Jonathan Davis.

Jorge: Wait there is another disturbance in the back RJ Souza is out cold and bloody. We know who attacked him though as the attacker is standing over his body with his arms in a cruxifix.

Mike: I'm getting word it was Al Creed that attacked RJ Souza. Word is coming that it was RJ Souza that attacked Jonathan Davis before the match.

Jorge: What the hell? I just got word that Matthew Greening just signed a contract with the UWF.

Mike: It seems that Global Company is having major roster issues.

Jorge: Well they took on the globe in Global now it's time for them to take on the universe here in the Universal Wrestling Federation.

Ring Announcer:Coming to the ring, from Seattle, Washington Lanslow Kreeg!

Kreeg runs down to the ring, and jumps up on the apron, he does a flip over the top rope and lands on his feet. When he lands on his feet he gets clothesline by J-Dawg. Kreeg doesnt go down but he stumbles backwards. J-Dawg irish whips him into the ropes.

Jorge:Well this isn't a tag match now, it's singles competition.

Lanslow ducks the clothesline from J-Dawg and bounces off the other rope and comes back with a neckbreaker. Lanslow rolls up to his feet and stands up. J-Dawg climbs to his feet and they begin to throw punches left and right. J-Dawg stumbles back and Lanslow locks his hands around J-Dawgs waist and hits the belly to belly suplex.

Jorge: Great Belly to Belly suplex by Lanslow Kreeg.

Mike: J-Dawg can't believe what just happened.

Both men are up on thier feet again and they is an exchange of words. Irish whip by Lanslow, Lanslow goes for a kick but J-Dawg grabs the ropes stopping himself. J-Dawg comes off the ropes with a shoulder block and both men go down in the ring.

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Jorge: Lanslow is getting up to his feet first and J-Dawg follows.

They lock up and have a show of strength between each other. J-Dawg starts to over power Lanslow but Lanslow comes back and over powers him Gradually. Lanslow over powers him and takes him down to the ring and locks him into a headlock. J-Dawgs body goes limp but they referee grabs his arm and it falls once, he lifts it again and it falls again.

Jorge: If his arm falls one more time this match will officially be over.

The referee lifts J-Dawgs arm and it begins to fall but J-Dawg begins to shake it. He begins to elbow Lanslow in the chest and climb to his feet at the same time. Lanslow breaks the hold but J-Dawg grabs his wrist and puts him in a wristlock and gets behind Lanslow. Once behind Lanslow J-Dawg elbows Lanslow in the the shoulder blade taking him to one knee on the mat. Lanslow takes the beating until he takes him over with the firemans carry. Lanslow gets up to his feet and kicks J-Dawg until he rolls out of the ring. The lights go out ...

Jorge: Someone check to see what the hell is up with the power! This makes the second time that this has happened!

Mike: Is it another blackout?

The lights come back on and J-Dawg is laid out in the middle of the ring. Lanslow is laid out to along with with the referee. Lanslow is laying on top of J-Dawg, the referee comes to and begins the count.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: Kick Out!

J-Dawg kicks out of the pin. Lanslow comes to and they climb to thier feet at the same time punching each other as they get up. J-Dawg grabs Lanslows hand and sends him into the ropes. J-Dawg goes for the big boot but Lanslow grabs the ropes. J-Dawg stumbles and Lanslow comes off the ropes with a spear. J-Dawg goes down in the center of the ring. Lanslow grabs his leg and hooks on the Kreeg Krunch.

Jorge: It's the Kreeg Krunch!

Mike: Wheres the Captian?!!?!

Jorge: Not Captians Crunch you moron, the Kreeg Krunch.

Mike: Do you think I don't know this?

Jorge; Mike you don't even know your last name you autistic retard.

Mike: shut up asslick.

J-Dawg is visibly in pain as he tries to get to the ropes. He inches forward but is pulled back into the center of the ring. J-Dawg finally taps in pain. Jorge: J-Dawg tapped! J-Dawg tapped!

Mike: Is Lanslow the new franchise of the UWF?!?! What does this mean?!?! Jorge: lets go directly to our next match as I hear that it is already in progress in the back.

Al Creed has a chair and is beating Devin Hawk profusley. You can see that Devin was taken by suprise. Devin Hawk low blows Al Creed sendig him to the ground. Devin climbs to his feet blood dripping from his forehead. He grabs Al Creed by his hair and sends him into Russ "Thunder" Adams locker. The locker is door is bent completely in and Al Creed is lying there. Devin Hawk picks up the TV that is in the lockerroom and throws it at Al. Al Creed moves out of the way and the TV hits the locker and sparks fly out of it while the glass shatters.

Jorge: Devin is trying to kill him.

Mike: Well Jorge, Al Creed was the one that attacked him from behind. If Devin wants to throw a 27 inch tv at Al the so be it. I kinda want to see blood fly tonight anyways.

Jorge: you're a sick sick man mike.

Al Creed and Devin are brawling out in the hallway. Devin grabs Al's head and smashes it on the traveling cases and then he sends Al Creed down a flight of stairs. Al Creed stands up and staggers. Devin Hawk runs towards the stairs and dives down them and spears Al Creed.

Mike: My Fucking God... Devin Hawk is fucking crazy.

Jorge: Holy Shit!

Mike: Crazy? Holy Shit? Thoose words are an understatment.

Jorge: Anyways the spear down the stairs caught Al Creed off gaurd and knocked Devin for a loop I think.

Both men battle to thier feet and Al Creed goes for the Irish Whip into a Soda Machine. Devin hits it with impact and the lights go out and PEPSI falls out of the machine. Creed opens up a can and takes a drink over Devin Hawks body until Devin Hawk shoves him away and Al falls into some wooden crates smashing them. Devin picks Al up and delivers a powerbomb to Creed on the rest of the wooden crates smashing them to smitherines. Devin is throwing odd shit at Al and Al is trying to shield himself until he is able to get to his feet.

Jorge: They are trying to kill each other.

Mike: Watch this on the monitor Jorge.

Jorge: I'm watching i'm watching.

Al Creed rolls over and grabs a chair that is lying on the ground. Devin Hawk gets down in his face talking smack to Creed and Creed rolls over and smashes the chair right in Devin's face. Devin flys backwards and Al Creed gets up and smashes Devin in the head repeatidly. Finally Al Creed goes for one more chairshot but Devin drop kicks the chair and it hits Creed in the face sending him stumbling backwards and he slips on a pepsi can. Devin picks up a can of pepsi, opens it and takes a drink. He throws the can in Al Creeds face. He does this about five or six times. Blood is all over the floor where these two guys have been fighting viciously for the last ten minutes or so.

Jorge; Blood is everywhere!

Mike: I know I hope no one ever gets murder on the spot because Al Creed and Devin Hawk would be suspects in the murder case.

Jorge: You're right because of the advance DNA identification system we have today.

Mike: They are at it again this time.

Devin and Al Creed are fighting to the outside. They go through the arena doors and they go out to the parking lot. They are throwing punches at each other. Al Creed sends Devin into a car. Al Creed goes for the spear and and Al Creed goes head first through a window smashing. Devin Hawk is lying on the ground in a puddle of his own blood. Al Creed gets his composure and opens the door to the car and climbs in. He pulls down the visor and grabs the keys and starts the ignition. He puts it in drive and drives down to the other end of the garage. He speeds towards Devin. Devin opens his eyes and climbs to his feet He jumps out of the way of the car and the car smashes into the other vehicles in the lot. Al Creed bailed before impact.

Jorge: Creed is a crazy son of a bitch.

Mike: I know, I see this shit. This match hasent made it to the ring yet.

Devin attacks Creed from behind and throws him through the glass windshield of another car. The car alarm goes off. Devin climbs the top of the car and is kicking the shit out of Al Creed. Al Creed pulls a set of keys out of his pocket and slams them into the ignition. Al Creed puts it into drive and throws a dictionary that just happens to be on the seat onto the gas pedal. Devin Hawk loses his balance and falls off the car. Al Creed rolls off the hood as the car creashes into a support beam of the parking garage.

Jorge: Jesus H Christ! These guys are going to kill themselves.

Mike: I think it already happened.No wait they are battling out on the street.

Al and Devin are in the middle of the street brawling as cars go by at 25 mph. They step into the left lane and a cab stops in the middle of the road.

Cabbie: (In Arabic Voice) You stupid Americans get your asses out of my way or Allah shall smite you. Move now so i can get my taxi serviced.

Al Creed sends Devin on the hood of the cab. Al goes for the Culture Shock and he hits it. Al Creed then pushes the cabble out of the way and climbs into the cab. Al Creed drives down the road as Devin holds on for life. Devin gets to his feet and climbs on the top of the car. Devin roof surfs while thinking of a plan until Al Creed starts swerving the car to try to knock him off the car. Devin climbs down to his knees and hands over the roof of the car and punches Al Creed while he drives down the road. The taxi drifts into the other lanes and then goes through a park finally hitting a fountain. Devin pulls Al out of the driver side of the car and pummels him with punches.

Jorge: I have been getting word that if this goes any farther we will not be able to follow the action as the time limit for this match has almost been alloted.

Mike: This shit is crazy it's like a hollywood movie.

You can tell that Al Creed and Devin are spent, Al Creed stumbles and Devin kicks him in the gut. Creed bends down on reflex and Devin hooks his arms. Devin slams him down on his head and neck and goes for the cover but there isn't a referee around as they are in the middle of a park.

Jorge: There is no referee, the cameraman took off in the uwf vehicle before the referee was able to get in it.

Ring Announcer: Due to the time amount allotted for this match has expired the Universal Wrestling Federationr rules this match a no contest.

Jorge: This match is over and yet as you can see they are still fighting about five or six blocks from our location. This is one hell of a brawl and I think Al Creed deserves a title shot in the near future for the hardcore title.

Mike: I agree with you 100% I think this is the most brutal hardcore match up we have seen since i've been in the UWF.

Jorge: Well while we were out for an evening in the park the two teams for the six man tag team is out in the ring already.

Mike: Yes this will be a six man elimination match and the men representing team Unholy Trinity is Johnny Dymondz, Syn and Hystera

Jorge; Also the stipulation has been addded to this elimination match. If you go over the top rope you are eliminated.

Mike: Thats right Jorge, you have the elements of pin, submission and then you have the element of going over the top rope. The top rope Jorge.

Jorge: The men representing Deadly Aggression are Russ Adams, Hardcore Styles and Baine. Lets get down to the ring for the action.

Hardcore Styles and Hystera are the legal men. Hystera sends Styles into the ropes and clotheslines him. Hystera climbs upon Hardcore Styles and pummels him with punches. Hardcore Styles rolls Hystera over and pummels him with punches and climbs to his feet. Hystera and Hardcore Styles throw punches back and forth. Hardcore Styles and Hystera brawl until they both go flying over the top rope. They hir the floor and they are both eliminated. These men brawl up the ramp and to the back.

Jorge: Well now its 2 on 2, the first two combatants have elminated themselves already.

Russ climbs into the ring with Syn. Russ comes off with the big boot but Syn sidesteps the move and delievers a neckbreaker. Syn laughs evily as he climbs up to his feet. Russ gets to his feet and both men throw punches. Russ backs syn into the ropes and irish whips him and hits him with a spear as he comes off the other rope. Russ goes for a pin.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Johnny D breaks the pin attempt and the referee makes Johnny D get on the ring apron outside the ring. Russ Thunder Adams gets up and they lock up. Syn does the go around and hooks his arm around Adams neck forcing Adams to lean back. Syn picks up uses this to his advantage and grabs Adams waist with his other arm and slams him back first onto the mat.Syn goes for the cover.

Ref: 1

Ref; 2

Russ gets his shoulder off the mat and rolls out of the ring. He points to Syn and words are exchanged back and forth. Russ finally gets up on the apron and he and Syn punch each other until Russ goes for the suplex. Syn uses the ropes to block it and he reverses into a suplex of his own.

Jorge: Russ rolled out of the ring under the bottom rope that means he wasent eliminated folks.

Mike; Yes thanks for clearing that up the general population knows the rules of wrestling.

Jorge: Man don't make me...

Mike: Don't make me do what

Jorge; Nevermind we have a match to call.

Russ irish whips Syn into the turnbuckle and sets Syn up on the top rope. Russ hits his patented spinning sit down powerbomb off the top rope.

Jorge: It's the Thunderstruck

Mike: Damn my jaw drops everytime I see that move.

Russ covers and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Jorge: Baine and walking over to Russ, what the hell!

Mike: He just broke up the pin, I can't believe this.

Jorge: Russ had this won.

Mike; Oh My God, Baine just punched Russ in the face.

Baine punches Russ in the face and Synn rolls him up as Baine climbs out of the ring.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: 3

Ring Announcer: The winners of this match, The stable of Unholy Trinity.

Mike: I don't think this is over.

Dymondz comes in the ring and him and Syn pummel Russ "Thunder" Adams. At the same time Baine is seen getting in his car and driving off while Hardcore Styles and Hystera are fighting each other on the other side of the arena.

Jorge; I don't think Devin is coming for the save because he and Creed are out on the town painting the town Red with thier blood.

Mike: I just heard that the police are trying to break them up about two miles from here.

Syn places Russ on the top turnbuckle facing the turnbuckle and he climbs up the turnbukle stands on the top rope and grabs the Russ around the waist. He falls back of the ropes doing a super german suplex. Dymondz climbs the other turnbuckle and jumps off the top turnbuckle with the Highlight Reel.

Jorge: These two are beating the snot out of Russ "Thunder" Adams

Mike: Yes I know but i just got word that there is a disturbance at the construction site

As the cameraman runs into the site pointing the camera towards the sky they notice a shark cage hanging from a crane. You can here a woman screaming for her to be let down and by the crane Omen and Magnum can be seen beating the crap out of Anton Chase. A helicopter flying by puts the spotlight on the action. As Omen hits the Soultaker on Anton. Omen and Magnum help get Anton up on the crane. Magnum comes off the crane with a sit down powerbomb of his own.

Mike: Anton has to be dead from taking the M-Bomb off the crane.

Jorge: The Helicopter is showing a shot of Anton's sister Alicia and she is crying. She is visibly disturbed. I mean I've watched men beat the hell out of each other but this is hard to watch.

Mike: What is Omen doing ?

Jorge: I don't believe this the crazy son of a bitch is swinging the crane around. My god look at the fear in her eyes and all Anton can do is lay on the ground and watch this. The Unholy Trinity is evil, these are some evil son of a bitches.

Mike: Shes screaming for help but no one will come.

Alicia: Help me, get me down, get me down, i'm going to die... Anton help me...

Mike; Folks we will stay on top of this but we have to go for the night. More details will be availible next week on Saturday Night Carnage next week.