Beat Down plays as the President comes over the Carnage Finder on top the entrance. He is sitting in his office smiling out to all the cheering fans. He then raises a hand to get some silence from the crowd.

President Mike Kelley: First let me say this has been a very hetic week for the UWF, the wrestlers, the staff and everyone involved in the behind the scenes action. This past Wednesday Night, the President of the WOA pulled himself and his list of wrestlers out of the UWF, saying the merger would not go through. That is fine and dandy, but what I don't get is why some of them seem confused about what is going on, while others are clueless to what has transpired. So this is what I'm doing. From this moment on, all the WOA wrestlers that had joined the UWF via the merger from WOA are no longer with the UWF. However, if they wish to join the UWF, with no mention of the WOA from this point on, I have no problem with that. With that in mind, Shawn Stryker vs John LaVey and Hardcore Styles vs Sacryen will not go down tonight. The fans are upset, but it is hard to wrestle a match when the wrestlers are not here in the arena to wrestle. So the UWF will not be doing a merger, the Innocence Lost PPV in September will still be on schedule without the merging of titles, and in five days, No Remorse will go down as scheduled. The tentative card is headlined by Scott Toker challenging the current UWF World Champion Jaysyn Fury for the World Title. Also I've been told that Extremely Dangerous and the Rossalini Brothers will be locked inside a 20 foot high steel cage, for the UWF World Tag Team Titles. There will be some major debuts, and alot of action so tonight lets enjoy the show and move on into the future.

The screen flips back to the announce team who are watching the logo for the upcoming PPV flash on the screen.

Jorge: Wow what a bombshell, it looks like the UWF is going to move on from the failed merger, and tonight a huge US title match is scheduled.

Mike: The President announcing two huge matches for the PPV, including the Japanese Death Match with Jaysyn Fury, and the 20 foot high steel cage tag team title match.

Jorge: Lets go to the ring for the first of four matches tonight.

Mike: I can't believe that Van Normstormtrooper guy pulled out of the merger, there were some prospective fueds there.

Jorge: Some guys are like women, no matter what you do, they are never happy.

RA: The opening match of the night is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring weighing in at 245 pounds, standing 6'2, from Louisville, Kentucky, The UWF European Champion, Scott Toker.

Late Nite Tip by Three Six Mafia plays as Toker makes his way to the ring.

RA: His opponent weighing in at 165 pounds, standing 5'6, from Marietta, Ohio, he is the UWF World Lightweight Champion, Lightning Kid Adams.

Kid Adams comes to the ring as Thunderstruck by AC/DC plays.

Jorge: Here we go this should be an entertaining match up, the speed of Kid Adams against the technique of Scott Toker.

Mike: Toker has a major attitude here lately, thinking he is due for something, he will have his chance to prove this Saturday Night at No Remorse.

They lock up, Toker with a quick go behind, and twists the arm into a standing arm bar. He pushes up, locking the wrist, forcing him to his feet. Kid Adams pushes his way to the corner, runs up, flips over and gives Toker an arm drag, then up quickly, he hits him with a standing drop kick, sending him back to the corner. Kid jumps into the corner, and brings him out with a monkey flip.

Jorge: Fast paced action already, Kid is lightning fast.

Mike: Hence the nickname dumbass.

Kid grabs Toker pulling him to his feet, stepping under and taking Toker over with a single arm Roman Throw. Kid climbs the turnbuckle, and is poised at the top, he comes off drilling Toker with a missle dropkick. Kid pulls him back to his feet, lifting him up and giving him a takeover vertical, into a brainbuster suplex. He hooks the back leg of toker, leaning back with all his prowless.

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Toker gets the arm up, suprising Adams. Adams asks the ref it was a three count and he is shaking his head.

Jorge: Toker kicked out, now that is totally cool.

Mike: Sure is, Toker looked to be out of the match in a short time.

Jorge: Oh you are smart.

Mike: Better than being a retard.

Toker is pulling himself up as Adams is arguing with the ref. Adams turns around and Toker drills him hard with a short clothesline. Toker pulls him up, scooping him spinning around and then slamming him with a powerslam. Toker pulls him up quickly, giving him a European Uppercut Forearm, then turning him around hooks the waist and gives him a German Suplex, rolls lifts and in mid motion, lets go of the German suplex, spinning around, grabs the waist and drives him into the mat with a sit-out powerbomb, he has him hooked.

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Adams gets out, he looks in a bit of pain. Toker pulls him up and whips him hard into the corner, following with a knee to the midsection. Toker lifts him up and sets him on the top turnbuckle, climbing up, hooking and bringing Adams down with a massive Superplex.

Jorge: What a move, Scott Toker looking in great shape now, a hard hitting superplex.

Mike: Toker always looks good, he's a professional, and he is going to win this match and then Jaysyn Fury is in trouble.

Toker pulls him up, pulling the arm through the legs, and lifts him pump handle style, then spins him around and drives him down onto the knee with a hard back breaker. He pulls Kid Adams up again, hooking the waist, and giving him a snap vertical suplex. Toker grabs the arms and the legs, spinning onto his back and pushing up, putting Adams in a bow and arrow submission, pushing both knees into the back, while pulling down on the arms and legs.

Jorge: That looks painfull, better him than me, Toker with a huge advantage now.

Mike: This could be the match right here, Toker's heading to victory circle.

Adams reaches his arm and rakes the eyes of Toker breaking the hold. Adams spins to the mat, holding his back and is in severe pain. Toker gets up and moves toward Adams, he grabs at him, Adams grabs the arm and pulls Toker over him and his momentum takes him to the floor. Adams grabs the top rope and slingshots over the ropes and nails a cross body on Toker, taking him to the hard floor. Adams pulls him up and sends him into the ring, and makes the climb to the top rope. Toker is up and nails him in the midsecion, Adams rolls forward to a sitting position. Toker moves to the corner, putting him in a sleeper type move, lifting him up slowly, then jumps out turning it into a Dragon Bulldog. Toker hooks the leg.

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RA: The winner of the match, Scott Toker.

Jorge: What a match, Scott Toker took advantage of a miscue and scored the victory.

Mike: How perceptive, we have some commotion in the back, lets see what is going on.

Security in the back has Maniac Mark Kelley on the floor and are putting handcuffs on him. Mike steps out the door and stoops down at him, shaking his head, then smiles as he gets up and walks back into his office.

Maniac Mark: This isn't over Mike, I swear this is not over, you might have pulled a fast one, but I will get my revenge, I promise you.

They force him down and slap on the cuffs, pulling him down the hall and into the backseat of the cop car.

Mike: Seems the former co owner didn't like the way he was being treated.

Jorge: Who cares, former is the key word there, he had the injunction, gave the power to the idiot from the other company, and when he backed out, that ruined Mark.

Mike: I'd be there kicking his ass, not trying to start trouble with a guy who can have me carted off with handcuffs.

Jorge: Good Point. Lets go find out who is going to be forced to leave the UWF, will it be Jimmy Vegas, or J-Dawg.

Jorge: It's time for our next match of the night and it's a loser leaves federation match. Will J-Dawg leave or will Jimmy Vegas leave the the UWF tonight?

Mike: I don't know Jorge but I got my song ready to play over the sound system at the end of the match.

Jorge: Please god not that one goodbye song they use at every other wrestling organization.

Mike: Well it says exactly what everyone is thinking.

Jorge: Well here comes our combatants to the ring now.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, he weighs in at 224, and stands at 6'2", Jimmy Vegas.

Jorge: Jimmy Vegas is walking down to the ring and he looks confident that he will win this match tonight.

Mike: There is a good chance that he will.

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring hailing from Marietta, Ohio, he weights in at 270 and stands at 6'5", he is the franchise of the UWF, J-Dawg.

Jorge: J-Dawg looks determined as always and it looks like he is ready for anything that Vegas has planned .

Mike: Both men are in the ring and they are staring down each other.

Both men stand nose to nose, J-Dawg spits in the face of Vegas and slaps him, sending him into the ropes. J-Dawg with the irish whip. Vegas bounces off the other rope, comes to the center of the ring and J-Dawg scoops him up and powerslams him onto the mat. J-Dawg gets up and kicks Vegas while he is down. Vegas grabs J-Dawgs foot and pushes him back causing J-Dawg to lose his balance and fall backwards into the ropes. Vegas climbs to his feet and clotheslines J-Dawg and both men go over the ropes.

Jorge: Both of these men what to kill each other.

Mike: I know isn't this great?

On the outside Vegas and J-Dawg battle. Vegas goes for the Irish whip but it is reversed by J-Dawg. Vegas goes crashing into the steel barrier. J--Dawg runs to the steel steps and jumps on them and then off them and delievers a drop kick to Vegas sending Vegas to the ground and the steel barrier backwards. J-Dawg climbs to his feet and Vegas climbs to his. They begin to brawl on the outside throwing lefts and rights. Jimmy Vegas grabs the back of J-Dawgs head and bounces it off the announcers table about three times. Vegas throws J-Dawgs body up on the announce table.

Jorge: They are right in front of us Mike.

Mike: We aren't going to have a table in a minute!

Jorge: Yes announce tables are endangered species especially when they are spanish.

Mike: GUYS!!! GO OVER THERE!!! WE ARE AMERICAN!!!

Jorge: I believe the spanish announce guys are making fun of us ... something about it isn't thier table this time.

Jimmy goes for a stunner type move through the table but J-Dawg blocks, spins Vegas around and hits a pittbull plunge sending both of them through the table.

Jorge: Mike lets go invade the mexican table. We'll take thier table like our ancestors took Texas.

Mike: That sounds like a plan.

J-Dawg and Vegas climb to there feet. J-Dawg grabs the back of Vegas's head and smashes it into the Spanish Announce Table. Vegas has a glazed look in his eyes as J-Dawg tosses his body up on the announce table.

Carlos: Aqu� los luchadores vienen y ellos aplastar�n nuestra tabla.

Jorge: Hey, this guy just said.. Here the wrestlers come and they are going to smash our table.

Padre: Carlos, mejor lo deber� tener destruy� entonces tiene al Americano anuncia que el equipo lo toma sobre.

Mike: Yeah and this one just said... Carlos, it's better to have it destroyed then have the American announce team take it over.

Carlos: Usted tiene raz�n, esos Americanos glotones piensan que ellos poseen el todo. bien ellos no poseen mierda.

Jorge: Hey in a minute they are going to have an Spanish Announce Team vs. American Announce Team match in the UWF.

Mike: Fans, Carlos just said, You're right, those greedy Americans think they own everything. well they don't own shit. Can you believe what they've just said about Americans.

J-Dawg and Vegas are battling on top of the and you can see that barely supports thier weight.. Vegas kicks J-Dawg in the gut almost losing his balance. He gets his balance back in a matter of seconds and goes for the piledriver. J-Dawg has just been piledrove through the spanish announce table. Both men lay semi unconscious on the floor. Vegas is the first to get up and he picks J-Dawg up by the hair and tosses him in the ring. Jimmy Vegas climbs the apron and springboards off the top rope. and hits him with a splash. He goes for the cover and and the referee counts.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

(Kick Out)

Jorge J-Dawg kicked out!

Carlos: J-Dawg pate� fuera

Mike: I thought for a second Vegas had him after that piledriver through the american announce table number two.

Padre: Esto es nuestra tabla, no los Americanos

J-Dawg climbs to his feet, ducks a big boot by Jimmy Vegas. Vegas turns around and ducks a clothesline by J-Dawg. J-Dawg turns around and ducks the spear by Vegas but J-Dawg ducks and takes him down to the mat with a drop toe hold. J-Dawg taunts the crowd while Vegas is down. They boo J-Dawg and Vegas climbs to his feet. Jimmy Vegas spins J-Dawg around. Vegas goes for the move he calls the handshake but J-Dawg kicks Vegas in the stomach and delivers a pittbull plunge. J-Dawg covers and the referee counts.

Ref: 1

Ref: 2

Ref: 3

Jorge: J-Dawg won and Vegas has to leave.

Mike: Play my song dammit.. I told the sound guy to cue my song.

Ring Announcer: You're winner and still employed by the UWF, "The Franchise" J-Dawg.

Jorge: Can I say goodbye Mr. Vegas now?

Mike: No you idiot, he is already gone, and won't be back, where did they find you.

Jorge: Strip joint in Mexico City.

Mike: That explains it all. We have some action in the back.

We see a lady beating down Witchblade, smacking her around like a wild woman. She pulls her up by the hair and slams her head first into the popcorn vending machine, then pulls out some popcorn and pours it all over her. Steve Stryker comes out of the back from all the commotion and is in street clothes, and pulls this girl off. He looks at her and then from behind he is slammed with a steel chair, dropping Stryker instantly. He takes a long look at him, and then slams him again, the girl climbs on top of him and slaps him in the face before getting up and walking away. They are stopped by UWF Reporter Leslie Simms.

Leslie: Excuse me, who are you?

Anton Chase: I'm Anton Chase and this is my sister Alicia. When that punk ass wakes up, make sure you tell him that Mr. Chase says hello.

Jorge: Wow looks like the UWF is still expanding eventhough the WOA left town.

Mike: Cool, then we can worry about the important things, I think Steve is going to want some retribution at No Remorse.

Jorge: Yes I agree, what now, seems Russ and Kid are in the President's office, lets join them.

Russ Adams: Look we are a tag team, that means tag team matches, we should be in this World Tag Team Title Match.

President Kelley: You want to lock you and Kid inside a Steel cage with two very experienced tag teams, and you two have yet to team up?

Kid Adams: Why not make it a Triple Threat elimination match, the idea is to toss the other teams out the cage, and have the action non stop.

President Kelley: A suicidal Elimination Cage Match, now that seems like fun, to win you must stay in the cage, I like that, I'll give you a decision later tonight fair enough?

Both: Yes.

Jorge: I'm intrigued, a suicidal cage match, to win you must stay inside, I've not heard of that.

Mike: The guy is a genious, he invented the Phone Booth Hardcore Match.

Jorge: That was very entertaining, lets go to the next match, the World Champion taking on the Newcomer, Baine.

Mike: Baine is a big boy, this should be good.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at face 413 pounds, standing 7'7 from New York, New York, accompanied to the ring by Kitana Blade, Baine.

New Disease by Spineshark plays as Baine makes his grand entrance.

RA: On his way to the ring, weighing in at 272 pounds, standing 6'8, from Atlanta, Georgia, he is the reigning UWF World Heavyweight Champion, "The Prodigy" Jaysyn Fury.

Jaysyn Fury makes his way to the ring, as Never Scared by Bone Crusher plays.

Jorge: Dude that is one big bitch.

Mike: You are not telling me a thing, that dude is huge.

The bell rings and Fury seems distracted by the size of this guy, and then moves in, and hooks the waist, Baine grabs both wrists and pulls him apart, he turns him around and lifts him up and slams him down with a belly to belly suplex. Baine lands on top and the ref counts.

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RA: The winner of the match, "Baine".

Jorge: What happened?

Mike: I don't know, Baine just beat Jaysyn Fury, in like 15 seconds.

Jorge: Yeah but it was a simple Belly to Belly.

Mike: The title wasn't on the line. Baine doesn't care, he is leaving the ring.

Jorge: Wait a minute look at Fury.

Jaysyn Fury sits up and looks at the big guy leaving the ring, and a big smile comes across from his face. Fury gets to his feet, and is asking for a mic.

Fury: Wow what a match, that guy was just way too much for me. I have a question for the brass around this joint. How in the hell do you book the challenger Scott Toker against a 165 pound lightweight and I get a match against the 400 pound, seven foot seven monster? Come on, do you think I'm dumb you don't like me with this belt, and you were trying to soften me up, but I knew a way out, I could have beaten that monster, but why torment myself in this match, and have me weakened before the big PPV title defense? Enjoy your evening.

Jorge: Jaysyn Fury just outsmarted everyone.

Mike: Now that is a classic move. What now, something else going on in the back.

Mike Miller is talking to a guy with white face paint on, the cameras tune in close.

Mike: So what do you think is the UWF going to be your new home?

Drezz: Canada's Finest has signed with the UWF, tonight in fact. I just signed up.....

From behind a man slams into him from a full run. He has a chair, slams him in the back with the chair, then sitting the chair on the neck, he spins around in the air and drops him with a lightning quick scissors kick to the chaired neck.

Justyn Jordan: You think you are so damn good boy, try living in LA you piece of Canadian Trash. So how about at this No Remorse PPV since we both are debuting, let us have an International Hardcore Match, where Pinfalls count anywhere but the ring, and the fight will go on for 30 minutes, most pinfalls in 30 minutes, wins the match.

Jorge: Who let open the floodgates, guys coming in from everywhere.

Mike: Hey don't complain, these guys are here for some blood. It's time for the main event, lets go to the ring announcer.

RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the United States Heavyweight Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 260 pounds, standing 6'0, from Detroit, Michigan, Messiah Knight.

Afraid Of Me by Twiztid plays as Messiah Knight slides into the ring.

RA: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 340 pounds, standing 6'10, from Marietta, Ohio, he is the Reigning and defending United States Heavyweight Champion, Russ "Thunder" Adams

Thunderstruck by AC/DC plays as the US Champ slowly enters the ring.

Jorge: Here we go, the very impressive Messiah Knight, I hear he comes in with a very impressive Resume, gets his shot at gold.

Mike: It seems that two of the UWF's long time guys are saying goodbye, I've gotten word that Terroriser and Killer Machine are being cut tonight by the Executive board in a vote.

They lock up, both trying to get the upper hand, Adams drops down and takes Messiah over with a fireman's carry. Messiah rolls over and gets to his feet, and they lock up again. Messiah Knight, hooks in an overhead hammerlock, then steps to the side and gives him an elevated hip toss. Adams gets up and rushes in, and he is scooped up and slammed down into the center of the mat. Messiah pulls him up, hooks the waist and spinning, drives him hard into the mat with a belly to belly suplex.

Jorge: Messiah Knight is in complete control of this match.

Mike: Don't discount the Champ, he's been US Champ for quite awhile now.

Jorge: All good things come to an end.

Messiah pulls him up and whips him into the corner, he follows with a running clothesline, then gives him a hard backhand chop to the chest. He then slaps an open hand chop to the chest, then follows with a second backhand chop. Messiah whips him to the other corner, but Adams stops him, spins him around, and takes him up and over with an overhead belly to belly release suplex. Adams back to his feet, waits for Knight to get up and slams into him with a shoulder block, then bouncing off the ropes he drills him with a pointed elbow drop to the chest.

Mike: Told you the champ would come back.

Jorge: It's still early.

Mike: The run will continue, Adams is excellent.

They lock up again, a go behind, into a single leg take down for Adams on Knight. Adams hooks the leg and grabs the head, twisting him up, then rolls over and applies even more pressure from a different angle. Messiah reaches up and grabs the bottom rope and forces the break, pulling himself out of the ring to the floor for a breather.

Jorge: Messiah Knight is on a knee catching his breath.

Mike: Adams is taking advantage too, both men have expent some energy.

Messiah slides back into the ring at eight and they lock up, both men trying to get control of the match, when Back in Black plays and KevDogg comes down the ramp slowly with his crutches. He seems interested in the match and is barking something at Russ Adams. Messiah turns him around and is caught with a right hand to the head. Russ seems infuriated at the thoughts that KevDogg had the Rossalini Brothers leave him in a match, and at three deadly guys, and they beat him down. He is pointing at KevDogg with a look of pure hatred.

Jorge: I tell you, Adams is all about KevDogg this isn't good.

Mike: No it sure isn't, but he can't let KevDogg distract him or he will lose the US Title.

KevDogg puts the crutches down and climbs up on the apron, and now the ref is telling him to get down. While this is happening, from the crowd, Rusty and Don Vito Rossalini slide into the ring, both carrying steel pipes, Don Vito drills Messiah Knight in the back of the head, while a gut shot to Adams then a blow to the head knocks him out cold. Rusty turns him over and Don Vito is pulled on top, they leave the ring. KevDogg gets down and the ref turns around, he drops down and counts.

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RA: The winner of the match, and NEW United States Heavyweight Champion, Messiah Knight.

Jorge: The Rossalini's just cost Russ Adams the US Title.

Mike: Messiah Knight has won gold, this is great.

Jorge: You are telling me, wait the Pres is on the big screen.

President Kelley: I just thought the Rossalini Brothers would like to know, at No Remorse, I've changed my mind, at first I wasn't going to do the Elimination Cage match, but seeing as how you two New York boys thought this was funny, good luck next Saturday night.

Mike: It's signed the first ever Elimination Cage Match.

Jorge: Whoever thought to win a cage match, you have to toss out your opponents, I wonder how many doors there will be?

Mike: We will find out in seven days, good night to all.

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