Date .... Saturday, August 16th, 2003
Location ..... Chicago, IL
Arena ..... United Center
The show comes to life, in the back as the World Champion Jaysyn Fury is leaving a large black limo, and is talking to someone inside. He tells him to stay put as he shuts the door, takes a look around and heads to his assigned dressing room.
Mike: I wonder who Jaysyn Fury was talking to?
Jorge: Beats the hell out of me, well folks we are going straight to the back, the brand spanking new stage an opening interview in the Cornerstone with the Owner and President of the UWF, who from what I have heard will answer questions about the failed merger.
Mike: This should be good.
Alicia Stone thought she would have a new set, but that was all eliminated with his firing. Then she came into the arena and there was a very nice stage set up, her show's name in lights above the stage. The stage is decked out with a large tree in the corner, pictures on the wall from some high and mighty artist, a plus couch, a desk with a leather arm chair, and a door that has no purpose.
Alishia Stone: Welcome to the brand spanking new addition of Cornerstone with Alishia Stone. This week we bring in the other Kelley, the man that built the UWF from ground up, and has given alot of credit to his VP and Commish, let's welcome President and Owner, Mike Kelley.
Mike steps through the door and takes a seat on the couch, he looks at her with a smile and takes a seat.
Alishia Stone: President Kelley welcome to the Cornerstone. This week has seemed to drain alot from the UWF in whole can you comment on this?
President Kelley: I can say this much, with the entire WOA Debacle I'm not looking into anymore mergers for quite awhile. I'm still not sure who talked to who, but I know that some of the guys were not happy with the turn of events.
Alishia Stone: I'm still confused as to why WOA pulled out of this merger, it seemed like a win win for everyone involved.
President Kelley: It was a winning situation for both sides, except I don't think he liked taking orders from me. I'm sorry that first week of this merger was difficult for everyone as things had to be changed, but that is no reason to run out on the merger forcing those that came along to come with him when he left. To me he is nothing but a coward and cost his guys an excellent chance at stardom here in the UWF.
Alisha Stone: That's some harsh words there Mike. Where do you see the UWF Going from this point, there are alot of things that could make the UWF grow from here.
President Kelley: Just like you and the rest of the critics, the UWF continues to add new talent and soar into the top ten inside the X-Net world. Last week we had a huge ratings jump to 4.5, meaning more people are taking a serious long look at us, and thinking the UWF is coming into it's own. Every week we have climbed the ladder, and this week will be no different. The No Remorse show which this will be on correct?
Alishia Stone: That is correct this is my PPV premire of Cornerstone.
President Kelley: This will be the icing on the cake for the UWF, this is the show that will take us across the divide into the strong era for which we will climb. I have faith that the UWF will become a wanting ground for the future of the X-Net community and a fabulous five star fed. I'm proud at the work and ethics behind the strong climb from the beginning of the UWF to the know promising establishment we have become. I've survived the first month, when things looked gloom, through the uprise and downfall of a promised climb, and then The failed merger, but through it all the VP, Commish and I have kept things in order and now the upward spiral is there again, and we are moving to the top, and many more will come see how good we are, and want to participate.
Alishia Stone: We all have gotten a list of who was released and fired from the UWF, any comments on those guys?
President Kelley: I hate to let anyone go, but these guys seem unattentive to the needs of the UWF. All have held a title at one time, so they can't say they were misused. Killer was on the fast track, and then left for vacation, and has yet to return. Xtreme T was a top lightweight, but for some reason has failed to show up to events where I wanted to promote him, and the guy I'd like to see come back Terroriser, was a guy I had faith in for a future world champion, but he had to leave the country, probably something to do in Ireland, I tend not to ask questions, and as of yet has not returned. Besides that, there are others that might be cut this week, I'm setting up meetings with them and if they don't have answers for questions, goodbye to them.
Alishia Stone: Oh so there are more wrestlers on the chopping block?
President Kelley: yes Five right now, maybe more. I'm cutting those who don't give me a reason to keep them, and opening up roster space for guys willing to show up and fight.
Alishia Stone: Well it seems that the almost ended UWF has emerged from the ask of closure over a month and a half ago and is now one of the most looked at federations around, Mike I thank you for your time.
President Kelley: Thank you for the time to, it has been a pleasure, I hope you enjoy the new set, the only thing my brother did that was worthwhile.
Mike: Wow some serious words from the guy in charge.
Jorge: He surely means business, lets go to the back, another limo is pulling up.
The cameras lock on a large white limo, as they come in close, the watch the door open and out steps the former UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Outcast. He has a pair of crutches, and is wheeling his way and runs into Steve Stryker.
Steve: Outcast what are you doing here?
Outcast: I came here tonight to watch this incredible PPV that is going to put the UWF into a new universe. This is going to be the greatest PPV that the UWF has put together, and I'm going to make sure that I get to watch things first hand.
Steve: How's the knee coming along, I know Rehab is a bitch.
Outcast: The actual work does suck, but man this lady they got rubbing me down, she is one hot mamma let me tell ya. Just yesterday she was rubbing my knee while I was laying on my back, and she climbed up on the bed, and had her back to my face and was rubbing the top portion, moving the knee cap slightly around in one way or another, and I swear dude she was grinding me, and I know I had to get hard as a rock.
Steve: That's cool man, you know when and if you do return to the ring, the guys and I discussed your acceptance into Xplicit Carnage, and well Fury was a little reluctant at first but he thinks overall it is a good idea, so welcome aboard man, that is if you really want to join us.
Outcast: Yeah I do want to join you, I think we can be the stable that demolishes all stables, good luck in your match tonight.
Steve: Thanks man.
They shake hands and Stryker walks on down the hall and enters a dressing room. The scene switches back to the announcers.
Jorge: Seems Outcast is on the mending ways after tearing a tendon in his knee, were not sure how long he will be out of action.
Mike: Good point, things are definately looking very well if Outcast is in the arena tonight.
Jorge: It is time to kick things off, and from what we understand this was a late addition to the show? Can someone explain that?
Mike: Shawn Stryker is here and has to wrestle Syn, a guy who is here to make his debut, the commish did it, and now Shawn Stryker has to go into a match unprepared.
Jorge: Awww too bad, lets go to the ring announcer for the introductions.
Singles Match
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit, first coming to the ring, weighing in at 254 pounds, standing 6'3, from Chicago, IL, here is Shawn Stryker.
Shawn Stryker comes down to the ring, as Unforgiven by Metallica plays.
RA: His opponent, on his way to the ring, making his UWF debut, weighing in at 254 pounds, standing 6'4, and parts unknown, here is Syn.
Syn comes out from the back to no music, and walks deliberately to the ring.
They lock up, as evenly matched as you can get, Syn slips through and pulls up the arm in a hammerlock. Shawn connects with a back elbow and snaps him over with a snap mare, and puts on a reverse chin lock, locking it in very tight. Syn hooks his arm around the knee and lifts himself and Shawn up in the air, and then drops straight back with a Samoan drop move, forcing the break.
Jorge: Nice move by Syn, this guys dreads are wild looking.
Mike: Shawn Stryker must think he is in some kind of Jamican Country match.
Syn pulls Shawn to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, bounces off the ropes and connects with a devastating clothesline as he bounced out of the corner. Syn covers quickly.
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Shawn gets a shoulder up at 2 and a 1/2. Syn pushes him into the corner, and walks in, giving him a loud open hand chop to the chest, then delivers a second chop, and brings him out, hooking the shoulder and thigh, taking him over with a suplex, driving Shawn's shoulder into the mat.
Jorge: Syn looks very techincally sound, nice exuction of moves.
Mike: He does seem to know what he is doing, I have to credit to him there.
Syn pulls Stryker to his feet again, hooking the waist and taking him over with a gut wrench suplex, Syn grabs the leg, spins around and falls back, arching the neck with a pinning situation.
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Shawn barely kick out, suprised by the leg grapevine pin attempt. Syn doesn't waste any time, giving him a solid boot to the forehead. Syn pulls him back up very quickly, hooking the waist and gives him a overhead belly to belly, but holds him and lands it perfectly with him on top.
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Shawn pushes up with all his might, turning them both over, lifting Syn in the air and brings him down with an incredible sit out powerbomb, both men are laying on their backs breathing hard.
Jorge: Nice reversal by Shawn Stryker, that might give him a chance.
Mike: Absolutely, the events have turned, this is a shot to win.
Shawn pulls Syn to his feet, hooks and takes him over with a vertical suplex. Shawn steps through the ropes and climbs to the top, he is poised, and dives off with a splash, Syn grabs the ref and pulls him over him, and Shawn splashes the ref who takes most of the impact from the move. Syn rolls him out of the way and gets up, hooking the neck, and the leg, and drives him into the mat with a spinning neckbreaker.
Jorge: A leg hook spinning neckbreaker, man that looked nasty.
Mike: Sure it was a good move, but the ref is knocked out cold.
Jorge: Syn did it, I think he knows.
Mike: Here comes someone from the back, that's his brother Steve.
Stryker hits the ring running, and slides into the ring, hitting a hard clothesline to the back of the neck to Syn. He pulls Syn to his feet, lifts him up and gives him a cradle piledriver into the center of the ring. Steve pulls him back up, lifts him up and gives him a second one, and rolls Shawn on top, sliding from the ring.
Mike: Now you are seeing a smart veteran, Steve Stryker personifies excellence.
Jorge: He's one sneaky asshole if you ask me, Steve Stryker is a cheat and he is going to turn his brother into a cheat.
Shawn covers Syn, the ref slowly makes his way over, he gets into position, still trying to shake the cobwebs.
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Syn kicks out, the man is not done, Steve can't believe his eyes. Stryker wants back into the ring and the ref is up and telling him to get to the back. The ref leaves the ring and is pushing Steve to the back, as he does, a man about crosses the barricade and slips into the ring, he has something in his hand, waits for Shawn to get up, and then plows into him with a hard closed fist with this weapon, dropping him instantly. The man pulls him back up, smiles at him, and then slams the fist again very hard, and then pulls Syn on top of Shawn.
Mike: What in the hell is going on, Shawn is bleeding from those two shots.
Jorge: Turnabout is fair play?
Mike: What does this guy have to do with Steve and Shawn.
Jorge: When you have been around as long as Steve, I'm sure he has pissed off alot of people in his time in the business.
The ref slides into the ring, and sees the cover, he counts.
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RA: The winner of the match, Syn.
Steve sees his brother laid out and slides back into the ring, when he does, the big guy slides in and nails him in the back of the head with that closed fist, taking him out. Syn is pulling himself up, and sees the big guy helping him out and smiles. Syn climbs the corner as the guy lifts him up, and Syn drops him off the top rope with a sit out powerbomb, leaving both Steve and Shawn Stryker laid out in the ring. Syn grabs a mic and hands it to the new guy.
Magnum: Look at all the look on your sorry faces. This is what is gonna happen from now on in the UWF. This is what happens to garbage that needs to be thrown out. The Machine has arrived to the UWF and the foundation will be rocked. I am ready to do in this fed what I have done in other feds. Put sorry ass people in the hospital for fucking with me and my friends. I am not here to make any friends . I don't give a fuck what you fucking people think about me. You all can go to hell. I could careless what the whole fucking roster thinks of me. I am here to fuck you up and take you out. My name is Magnum. I am the one that all you sorry asses in the back will learn to fear because I honestly don't give a shit. I will put you in the hospital. All you stupid fucks will even share the same room. Along with theses two assholes laid out in the ring. Look at them. One is knocked the fuck out. The other one looking at the lights wondering what the fuck hit him.
He begins to taunt Shawn as he lays down next to him.
Magnum: What's the matter Shawn? Wondering who knocked you the fuck out? Remember my name you piece of shit. I did this to you. This is just the beginning little Shawny. The Machine has arrived and I am ready for war with any punk motherfucker who want a piece of me.
Jorge: Wow Magnum has just laid it all out there, he is about 6'9, and 325, very solid and looks mean as hell.
Mike: Syn just arrives, and then Magnum, this looks like we are getting some more new guys left and right.
Jorge: Wow man I can only imagine, and the fun is just beginning, Lanslow Kreeg and Jendryk Epsilon with a shot at the World Title on the line.
Mike: Alot of people are dissapointed with what Jendryk hasn't done in the last couple months, I've even heard he is on the chop block, and that sucks a World Champion exits the UWF because he was fired.
Jorge: You believe this is a must win situation?
Mike: For Jendryk, yes I do, lets go to the introductions of the scheduled opening match.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit with the winner getting a shot at the UWF World Championship. First coming the to the ring, weighing in at 257 pounds, standing 6'4, from Tykaria, he is a former UWF World Champion, Jendryk Epsilon.
Theory of a Deadman comes to the ring and he looks pissed.
RA: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 220, standing 6'2, from Seattle Washington, Lanslow Kreeg.
Pride by Salivia plays as Kreeg comes down with new music.
Kreeg and Jendryk lock up, Jendryk slips under the arm and putting him in a standing arm bar. Kreeg reaches under him and pulls the leg out, and stepping over into a twisting calf muscle pull. Jendryk quickly reaches the rope for a break. He gets up, and they lock up, collar to elbow, Kreeg drops down and spits him over with a fireman's carry, bouncing up and hitting a quick dropkick that puts Jendryk on his butt in the corner looking at Lanslow with a suprised facial experession.
Jorge: Kreeg has come a long way, and wants a shot at the title.
Mike: Jendryk needs a wake up call, that guy has done nothing but go downhill over the last month, someone needs to slap him around.
Jendryk pulls himself up and they lock up again, Jendryk hooks the leg and takes him over with an inverted leg whip, turning his body so that he lands hard on his back, then he covers quickly.
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Kreeg pulls himself together, and is up limping a little, Jendryk charges in, and Kreeg sides steps him, hooks the leg and takes him over with a fallaway suplex, driving him into the mat. Kreeg pulls him up, hooks the leg and slaps on an abdominal stretch, and reaches out grabbing the rope for extra leverage.
Jorge: Kreeg is not worried about the rules, he wants to win, the stretch is really stretching him.
Mike: Wow you have some very boring commentary.
Jorge: You have a problem with my comentary?
Mike: I've seen better announcing from the Spanish Table.
The ref slips behind Kreeg who released the ropes, the ref asks him if he had them he shakes his head no. The ref goes back around and to ask if he has had enough, and Kreeg grabs the ropes again, pulling up on the stomach muscles. The ref moves around and sees the hand on the ropes, kicks the arm and Jendryk takes him over with a hip toss. Jendryk leans into the corner, and then explodes out and misses a hard clothesline, Kreeg kicks him, lifts him up, puts him on his shoulders, the lifting him up and over his head, he brings the ribs down on both knees, driving all the air out of Jendryk.
Mike: What a massive move, I believe that was named by me as the Kreeg Krunch.
Jorge: Yes I do have to give you credit there, you did name that one.
Mike: That's called great commentary, if I were you, I would take notes.
Kreeg pulls him up, hooks the leg and takes him up, then over with an inverted slam, driving his face and stomach into the mat. Kreeg pulls him back up, hooks the waist and drives him into the mat with a belly to back suplex, and goes to the corner, he climbs the corner, and leaps out with a splash, connecting beautifully, he hooks the leg.
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Kickout by Jendryk, not wanting to let this chance get away. Lanslow pulls him back to his feet, pushes his head down, lifts him up for a powerbomb, as he does, Jendryk slips out and grabs the head driving him into the mat face first.
Jorge: Jendryk gives him a face slam, breaking Lanslow's momentum.
Mike: Lanslow is holding his nose, I think it is busted.
Jorge: That is going to hurt his facial expressions for the night.
Jendryk grabs the arm, and pulls it between the legs, lifts him up for a pump handle slam, Lanslow slips out, hooking the head and spinning around driving his head into the mat with a huge ddt, he hooks the leg.
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Big kickout by Jendryk, to keep his hopes alive. Jendryk pushes upward to his feet again, Lanslow jumps up and springboards back into the ring, nailing a cross body block, he hooks the back leg.
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Jendryk rolls him over, hooking the tights.
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A kickout by Lanslow who spins around trying to get up. Jendryk rushes into the corner, Lanslow sidesteps the charge, giving him a drop toe hold slamming his head into the top turnbuckle, and then grabbing the neck and hitting a standing neckbreaker.
Jorge: What a move looks as if Jendryk is in trouble.
Mike: Wow did you figure that out by yourself?
Kreeg pulls him up, hooks the leg, lifts him up and goes for an Olympic Slam, but Jendryk slips out, Jendryk pushes him into the corner, and follows with a clothesline. Jendryk lifts him up to the top rope and climbs up, Kreeg hooks him as he gets to the top, and takes him off the top rope with an Olympic Slam, driving him into the mat, he covers.
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RA: The winner of the match, and getting a World Title Match in two weeks on Saturday Night Carnage, Lanslow Kreeg.
Jorge: Lanslow pulled the big win, his pattened finisher from the top rope, what a way to start the show, two matches down, eight to go, including a horrific Japanese death match and Suicidal Elimination Cage match.
Mike: Some big matches for later tonight.
Jorge: Kreeg has to be estatic the main event just became his match to watch.
Mike: This next match is going to be one that interests me, is Steve Stryker capable of competing?
Jorge: I don't know he took one hell of a beating at the end of the first match, I don't know if he can survive this match.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 215, standing 5'10, from Los Angeles, California, he is accompanied to the ring by Alicia Chase, this is the debut of Anton Chase.
Faint by Linkin Park plays as Anton Chase and Alicia Chase come to the ring.
RA: His opponent, weighing in at 263 pounds, standing 6'3, from Chicago, IL, Steve Stryker.
Live and Let Die plays as Steve Stryker comes to the ring, he looks out of it already.
Jorge: Looks like Shawn Stryker has come out with his brother, and he is bandaged.
Mike: Seems Steve doesn't want any problems in this match.
They lock up, Anton drops down and his a quick arm drag, then pops right back up, and nails a standing drop kick. Chase quickly goes back to work, taking the leg and spinning around with a toe hold, twisting the knee. He then turns him over sitting back with a half Boston Crab type hold.
Jorge: Wow Anton the rookie is kicking Stryker's Ass.
Mike: Stryker is not 100%, this isn't a fair match he was beat down earlier tonight.
Jorge: Cheaters get what they deserve, Magnum didn't come out until after Steve did, and helped Syn, I saw the same match you did.
Anton is pushed up and into the ropes, Steve turns over and drops down, as he runs over him and into the ropes, Steve bounces up, and gives him a back body drop, Anton spins out and drills him with a dropkick to the chest. He covers.
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Stryker powers out trying to shake the cobwebs, Anton jumps over and rolls him up in a small package.
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Stryker gets out again, still trying to recover. Anton with a flying crossbody and takes him over the top to the floor. Alicia looks around and then as the ref has his back to them, she jumps up and takes Stryker over with a hurracanrana on the floor.
Jorge: Oh man, what a move by Anton's sister, she took Stryker over so easily.
Mike: Very strong lady, she is a definate threat to the Women's title match tonight.
Stryker works his way back into the ring, as Anton stomps him into the back of the head. Anton pulls him up, hooks both legs, lifts him up, turns, spins and drops him over the top rope, his head snapped back and into the ring. Anton covers again.
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He kicks out at two, still trying to erase the cobwebs. Stryker is pulled up, and Anton tries to twist him for a vertibreaker, but Styker slips out, lifting him up, hooks the knee and drives him into the mat with a Cradle Piledriver. He hooks but Alicia is up on the ropes distracting the ref.
Jorge: Alicia has the ref's attention, Steve has the three count?
Mike: It only counts when he counts the three, not until.
Shawn Stryker comes over and pulls her off the apron, she open hands slaps him as the ref drops down and counts.
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Anton kicks out.
Jorge: Shawn didn't get around there fast enough.
Mike: Alicia pushes Shawn, and Shawn grabs her by the throat.
Anton sees this and runs off the ropes and Steve catches him with a spinning spine buster. He covers as he does, Alicia throws something into the face of Shawn, then gives him a low blow, she slides into ring, as the ref grabs her telling her to get out. Suddenly Syn hits the ring, Stryker is getting up and is mad at the lack of counting. Syn turns him and kicks him as he stands in front of the Stryker with his back to the Stryker's stomach. He grabs the head of the Stryker with his right arm, resting the head on his shoulder. Syn does a backflip over Steve Stryker, falling on his back into a reverse ddt.
Mike: What the hell was that move?
Jorge: That was his finisher, and one hell of a move.
Anton goes to the top rope, Alicia slides out the ring as Anton stands at the top rope, and dives off with a split legged Frog splash, connecting perfectly, he covers.
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RA: The winner of the match, Anton Chase.
Jorge: The Hang Time put it away, what a win for the rookie.
Mike: Alicia Chase played a big part in this match, oh wow here we go, looks like Syn and Magnum are not done yet.
Jorge: Oh no, Magnum is going to the top rope once again, Syn hands Steve Stryker up and He comes off with a huge Sit out Powerbomb.
Mike: First Repentance, and now the M Bomb, these guys are out for blood.
Jaysyn Fury hits the ring, he has a steel chair and swings missing both men. They leave the damage done, Shawn back into the ring as they have done the damage they wanted.
Mike: Wow Steve and Shawn are getting beat down by this new tandem.
Jorge: They sure are, we have Leslie Simms in the back with Jendryk Epsilon.
Leslie: Jendryk tonight you lost a tough match against Lanslow Kreeg, will this downward spiral stop.
Jendryk: You know I think the XWO and I are finished, I'm getting a new attitude starting next week, I challenge whoever to a match, I don't care where the hell he comes from, I'm going to whipe the mat with him. I know over the last month I've been behind the eight ball, but now I am not making excuses no more, I had a shot to regain my title right here tonight and I blew it, now I must win next week, the President just told me if I lose next week to an open challenge, he would be forced to cut me, that can't happen, so next week I must win.
Leslie: Any idea who you will face?
Jendryk: It's an open challenge first man to sign the dotted line gets the chance to end my UWF career, that can't happen, I hope it is a lightweight, training begins tonight, I can't wait any longer.
A firehose comes on as Jendryk gets soaking wet, Leslie's white shirt becomes soaking wet, and shows a little too much as she turns and runs. The man on the hose is laughing wildly as he uses the hose to clothesline Jendryk. He pulls him up, whipping him hard into the wall, as he comes back, he back drops him on the hard floor. He pulls him up, scoops and slams him on the floor very hard, then grabs the mic Leslie was holding.
Super Vato: They call me Super Vato, and I accept your challenge boy, your career ends next week, at my hands, I hope you are ready.
Super Vato is smiling as he walks away with a satisfied look on his face.
Jorge: Super Vato making his UWF Debut at the disposal of Jendryk.
Mike: The firehose did you see the tatas on Leslie, she needs skimpier clothing.
Jorge: oh yeah I saw that, lets go to the first of two brand spanking new matches that President Kelley has thought up, both guys are very new to this match.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute match. The object is to score as many pinfalls outside the ring within the 30 minutes, to score one fall. Pins inside the ring are scored as negative one fall. Coming to the ring weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 6'1, from Toronto, Canada, this is Drezz.
Fuer Frei by Rammstein plays as Drezz comes to the ring in street fighting clothes.
RA: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 269 pounds, standing 6'5, from Los Angeles, California, "The Natural" Justyn Jordan.
The Natural comes to the ring as Ambitionz Az A Ryday by 2-Pac plays.
They start to lock up when a man jumps the rail, carrying a lead pipe, he first slams the pipe into the back of Justyn Jordan watching him fall to the mat. He smiles as Drezz is laughing he rolls him out of the ring to get a pinfall and as he turns he is leveled by the pipe. RJ Souza then pulls him to his feet, he lifts him over his head, and then steps out from under him. He pulls him up and tosses him over the top to the floor. He slides from the ring, grabs him again, lifts him up and gives him a spinning tombstone piledriver on the floor. He laughs as Drezz isn't moving. RJ Souza then moves over and nails a clothesline on Justyn Jordan. As Justyn gets up, he is nailed with a Superkick to the chin. He then lifts him up and drops him face first over the railing, a snake eyes move, then walks away from the ring, both men laid out. Medics come running out to see what happens, the ref ends the match.
RA: The ref has called this match a draw, both men are unable to continue.
Jorge: I know that guy, he just signed on and loves to fight, RJ Souza I believe is his name, I've heard things about this guy, he is one hell of a warrior.
Mike: He didn't hesitate to kick some ass that is for sure, but was it wise, lets keep the matches rolling.
Jorge: We have some excitement in the back, they are going to help Drezz and Justyn Jordan from the ring, as we go to the back.
Super Vato comes flying out of a room, into and through a wooden door. Baine steps out of the doorway that Super Vato came flying from with a smile. He steps back through the doorway, pulling him back and slamming his head into the wall. He looks at the table there, then kicking him he lifts and drops him through the table with a powerbomb. Baine eyes him for a minute, then leaves the room, and Vato through the table.
Jorge: Wow, Baine has welcomed Super Vato to the UWF.
Mike: Can you say Super Vato Table Squash?
Jorge: Not funny, its time for the ladies match, the first Women's title in the UWF.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and is for the Women's World Title. The first challenger making her way to the ring, accompanied by Anton Chase, weighing in at 190 pounds, standing 5'7, from Los Angeles, California, Alicia Chase.
Faint by Linkin Park plays as Alicia and Anton Chase come to the ring.
RA: The second challenger, weighing in at 110 pounds, standing 5'10, from Charolette, North Carolina, This is Witchblade.
Ladies by Sarai plays as Witchblade makes her way to the ring.
RA: The third challenger, here weight and height are unknown, her parts are unknown, this is Livvie Lockhart.
Livvie comes from the crowd side and slides into the ring, giving Alicia a clothesline to the back of her neck.
Witchblade nails a forearm to the back of the neck on Livvie and hooks the waist taking her over with a German Suplex. She gets up and Alicia nails a dropkick that sends Witchblade through the ropes to the floor. Livvie is back up, and pushes Alicia into the ropes and whips her into the opposite ropes, and connects with a spinning heel kick. Livvie goes to the ropes and connects with a short splash, she covers.
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Livvie gets pulled from the ring by Witchblade and sends her into the steel railing. Witchblade jumps up and comes off the top rope with a springboard moonsault, and Alicia raises the legs, catching her in the stomach, she rolls Witchblade up.
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Livvie slid back in and drove a forearm into the back of Alicia to break the count.
Jorge: Fast paced start, all three women are fighting for the title.
Mike: It's hard to keep track, they are moving so fast.
Alicia and Livvie trade chops back and forth, then Alicia gives her a solid right hand into the jaw. Alicia nails her with a standing drop kick sending her backwards and Witchblade rolls her up, Alicia stomps her right away ane pulls Witchblade up and tosses her over the top rope to the floor. Livvie comes flying into her back with a raised knee, crushing her against the middle rope. Livvie pulls her back up by the hair, hooks both arms and takes her over with a double underhook suplex.
Jorge: Livvie is definately in control, she is hitting at the right times and putting this match in jeopardy of being over.
Mike: She sure is, but don't discount Alicia yet, she still has Anton at ringside.
Livvie pulls her up, Alicia flips both arms up, grabs the legs, takes her down, and turns her over into a full Boston Crab. She sits right on her back pulling back as hard as she can. Witchblade is back to her feet she slides into the ring and connects with a seated dropkick on Alicia. She pulls Alicia up hooks the waist and takes her up with a side suplex, and drops her down hard.
Jorge: They are really going all out, these women are something else.
Mike: No there will be no boobies, so get over it already.
Livvie gets up and drives a shoulder into the knee of Witchblade, and pulling her up tosses her out of the ring, through the ropes missing them all cleanly and her leg connects with the steel railing, and she screams out in pain. Livvie slides from the ring, and pulls her up and rolls her back into the ring, using the ropes to flip over and drops her back onto the knee of Livvie.
Mike: She is in pain and Livvie is quite mean.
Jorge: That she is, wow she is relentless, Witchblade looks in severe pain.
Alicia pulls Livvie up by the hair, hooks the head and drops her straight back with a reverse ddt. She slides over and covers Witchblade.
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Witchblade kicks out of the three count. Alicia gets up, grabs the legs, she steps through, turns her over and slaps her into a scorpion death lock. Livvie gets up and bounces off the ropes driving both legs into the back and sends her through the ropes to the floor. Livvie covers Witchblade.
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RA: The winner of the match and the first UWF Women's champion, Livvie Lockhart.
Mike: Livvie using ring presence, put Alicia out of the ring and scored the victory.
Jorge: She has the gold now, and who is that?
"The Marvelous" Alize'slides into the ring and she has a mic in hand. She looks at Livvie up and down and then lifts the mic.
Alize: First off let me introduce myself, I didnt' come down here to start trouble tonight, I'm "The Marvelous" Alize. Very nice match you had here, those triple threat matches are always tough, and it looks like Witchblade won't be wrestling for awhile. I guess what I'm getting to is since you are the new women's champion, I'm asking for a shot at your title on Warfare next week, if you are half the women you think, and half the champion you think, what do you say?
She looks at Alize as the ref hands her the brand new Women's title, as she puts it on her shoulder. She looks down at it, and then up at Alize, takes the mic from her.
Lizzie: I smell Skank. But since it seems neither of these women are worthy, next week you got your title match, I like to beat skank, and you will be a pleasure to beat.
Alize smiles and leaves the ring, heading to the back. Witchblade is screaming in pain as the medics are helping her from the ring, Lizzie looks at her with no compassion, and leaves the ring with the title. Alicia and Anton are leaving and she seems okay but looks upset, she didn't lose the match, but didn't win it either.
Jorge: Wow what can you say, that puts it all on the table, next Wednesday Night, the Women's title on the line.
Mike: Lizzie a fighting champion, what a match that will be, as the women are starting to flock into the UWF.
Jorge: That is true, let us keep the balls rolling, its time for the first of two ladder matches tonight.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit, and is a ladder match for the UWF TV Title. First coming to the ring, weighing in at his info
. Entrance
On his way to the ring, weighing in at 260 pounds, standing 6'5, from Marietta, Ohio, he represents the XWO and is the reigning and defending TV Champion, J-Dawg.
Anybodykilla's J-Dawg plays as the Hardcore Champion makes his way to the ring.
Jorge: The ladder is at ringside and J-Dawg is checking it out.
Mike: Here we go.
Cody Syn slides from the ring and nails J-Dawg in the back, and then slams him face first into the ladder. Syn pulls him away from the ladder and sends him head first into the steel steps, following him in with a running knee to the side of the head. Cody pulls him up, scoops and drops him neck first over the steel railing, laughing the entire time. Cody pulls him up and lifting him again, drops the chest over the railing and then slides the ladder into the ring.
Jorge: Ladder is in the ring, Cody is going in quickly for the belt.
Mike: J-Dawg is getting up, what in the hell, Jimmy Vegas?
Vegas comes out and nails a clothesline on J-Dawg, then pulling him up he slams him head first into the steel steps. Vegas pulls the steps off the bottom set and puts them on the floor. He pulls J-Dawg up, lifts him up and drives him into the steps with a hard piledriver. J-Dawg rolls off holding his neck. Vegas continues to stomp away as Cody Syn climbs to the top, undoes the belt and climbs back down, smiling as he has won the TV Title.
RA: The winner of the match, and new UWF TV Champion, Cody Syn.
Jorge: What the hell happened, Vegas doesn't work here anymore.
Mike: Vegas just cost J-Dawg the TV Title, the man that eliminated him from the UWF.
Jorge: I can't believe this, look it is Jendryk Epsilon he has Vegas and slides him into the ring.
Jendryk pulls him up to his feet, lifts and takes him over with a fallaway slam. Jendryk looks more pissed than ever, as he takes Vegas, and lifts him to the top rope. He brings him out with a huge top rope shoulder slam, the ring rocks with the impact.
Jorge: This is getting confusing, Jendryk said he was through with the XWO, and yet here he is helping J-Dawg.
Mike: Vegas is supposed to be gone from the UWF, did he sign a contract with the UWF again?
Jendryk slides from the ring, pulling out a table, and setting it up wedged between the ring and ring apron, and puts Vegas on top. Jendryk then pulls over the ladder, and sets it near the ropes, climbing up, he does a overhead 360 splash, driving him through the table. Law enforcement comes running to the ring, to remove Vegas from ringside and Jendryk tells them to back off and wants a mic.
Jendryk: For the last two months, I have been humiliated, beat down, left for dead and laughed at. Tonight starting right now, I'm stepping up my game, and this chump right here, Vegas doesn't even work here anymore yet the UWF can't stop him from getting involved in this match. Now after the fact you want to come arrest him, well you security men can leave, and law enforcement can leave, because I'm going to take care of this problem right here and now.
Jendryk folds the ladder down, and slides it from the ring. He takes the leg of Vegas, puts it in the ladder, climbs up and then jumps off snapping the leg of Vegas in one shot. He grabs him by the hair and looks him in the eyes, and then starts to leave and J-Dawg comes over to say thanks. Jendryk picks back up the mic.
Jendryk: Oh J-Dawg, consider this my last act for the XWO, as far as I'm concerned you three are worthless, weightcarrying bags I no longer need, the XWO is dead without me and I'm gone. There will be no more help, not from me, you, Jared and Derrick are on your own, I'm done messing with you.
Mike: I believe that said it all, seems Jendryk is done with the XWO, I can't blame him for that.
Jorge: Yeah you always blame no one for anything, that's why you suck. Lets go to the next match, I believe they have everything set up for the Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match.
Mike: I didn't want to tell the President he messed up when he signed this match.
Jorge: Yeah he did call it a Clockwork Orange House match or something.
Mike: This is true Hardcore, lets go to introductions.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF Hardcore Title. On his way to the ring, weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 5'9, from Marietta, Georgia, he is the Hardcore Champion, Hardcore Styles.
El Cu Cuy plays as Styles makes his way to the ring sporting the US Title.
RA: His challenger, weighing in at 289 pounds, standing 6'9, from Tombstone, Arizona, he is accompanied to the ring by Kitana Blade, Devin Hawk.
"Ain't My Bitch" by Metallica plays as Kitana and Devin come to the ring.
Jorge: Here we go folks, a big time Hardcore title match.
Mike: First of its kind hardcore match here in the UWF.
Jorge: Along with the three outta five tables and the Telephone Booth Match, the Hardcore Division gets a third type of special hardcore match.
Both men are looking around, a fence in one corner, a small step ladder, a kitchen sink, across the ring diagonally there is a wire with several things hanging from it. A frying pan, bat, crowbar, tennis racket, a baking pan, trash can lid and what looks like some kind of pipe. Inside the ring there are two fence sections, several trash cans, and much much more. They both move in and lock up, Styles with a side headlock, as he goes to one knee. Devin Hawk grabs at something and picks it up, and slams it into the ribs of Styles, then grabs a trashcan and slams it over the head of Styles.
Mike: That looked like a nightstick, they have just about everything in this match.
Jorge: So many weapons, this is going to be nasty.
Devin Hawk pulls him up, lifting him up and drapes him over the top rope, neck first. Devin sets up one of the fence sections into the corner, pulls Styles out and slams him into the fence section. Devin grabs a chair and runs at him jumping up and driving his body and the chair into the chest of the Styles smashing him again into the fence section. Devin pulls him up and lifts over his head, then spins around driving his head into the trash can, he covers.
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Kickout by Hardcore Styles. Styles tries to get to his feet, reaching up and pulls a chair from the hanging rope, and slams it down on the head of Devin Hawk. He pulls Devin up, grabs the head and runs, nailing a bulldog on top of a trashcan. Styles has the chair, and slams the chair into the back of Devin Hawk. He drops the chair, and lifts a table up and sets it into the corner, pushing several weapons out of the way.
Jorge: This match is very dangerous, and will be very painfull.
Mike: They are fighting back and forth, and now Styles is setting up a table, this could be the end of this match.
Styles pulls him up and whips him into the table, Devin reverses it and sends Styles crashing through the table. Hawk pulls down the pipe, and as Styles stumbles backward he is clocked right upside the head, sending him to the mat very hard. Styles is pulled back up, as Hawk picks up a trash can lid and slams it into the head of Styles, as blood starts to trickle down his forehead.
Mike: Styles is busted open, Both men are fighting very hard.
Jorge: Devin Hawk has the advantage now, can he put him away.
Styles is trying to get up as another shot to the head with the trashcan lid, as Hawk sets up a table. He pulls Styles up to his feet, lifting him in a powerbomb position, and runs at the table, Styles pushes himself up, grabbing the head at the time of impact and pushes down, driving the head of Devin Hawk through the table.
Jorge: Hell no, that was an awesome move, Styles doing an X-Factor type move.
Mike: That was very brutal, and looks like it worked, Hawk is hurting. Hawk is pulled out of the smashed table and brought to the center of the ring.
He lifts him up, and takes him over to the kitchen sink, he lifts him up and drops him face first onto the sink, busting open his face and sends him to the floor in pain. Styles picks up the sink, and climbs the corner, he is aiming the sink at Hawk and lets it go, as Hawk rolls out of the way just in time the sink shatters all over the floor.
Jorge: That might have permantly hurt Hawk, what a crazy move.
Mike: Crazy is not the word I would use, more like deadly.
Styles slides from the ring and argues with someone in the crowd and doesn't see Hawk pulling the other fence section from the ring. He is doing something with it, and has pulled handcuffs from a bag at ringside, he is actually attaching the fence to the ring post. Devin Hawk has handcuffed the fence section to the ring post and now is playing possum. He has it in one hand and Styles doesn't know it. Styles starts rushing at him, and he swings the fence section around and slams it hard into a charging Styles.
Mike: Wow what a plan, he used handcuffs to lock the cage door to the ring post and used it as a weapon.
Jorge: That was perfectly legal.
Devin Hawk then uses the door pulls it back and with all his force, whips the makeshift fence door hard as he can into the face of Hardcore Styles. Devin Hawk has more handcuffs and is now handcuffing the other side to the security railing. He has a makeshift fence set up here at ringside. He locks the third and fourth handcuffs, and pulls Styles up.
Jorge: Man this looks dangerous, this could be too dangerous.
Mike: I don't believe this, Styles is in serious trouble.
Devin whips Styles, but Styles falls down and sends Devin Hawk into his creation almost like a spear, head first into the fence section, and falls backwards, blood pouring out of his head. Styles gets up and pulls him up, putting him on a shoulder and spears him again into the fence. Styles is laughing wildly as he lifts and rolls him back into the ring.
Jorge: No way, that was awesome hardcore, these guys are going all out.
Mike: They are not stopping, slowing down or even pausing here, both me are bleeding badly.
Styles pulls him up and whips him hard into the corner. Devin drops down and grabs at anything and Styles comes charging to the corner leaps up for a splash and Devin Hawk lifts a trashcan and sidesteps the splash and watches Styles slam into the corner and onto the trash can, he falls back holding his ribs.
Jorge: This could be all she wrote right here, he hit very hard.
Mike: That he did, a very dangerous move and it might cost him the hardcore Title here tonight.
Devin Hawk pulls him up, hooks the inside leg, and drives him into the mat with a reverse Russian Leg sweep, slamming him hard onto the mat. Devin Hawk pulls him back up, looking for the closest weapon and pulls the tennis racket down and climbs the corner, he measures and jumps off slamming the racket down on his head and is suprised to see the strings snap off and the racket fitting around his neck.
Mike: Hey that's a tennis racket necklace, new and state of the art.
Jorge: Hawk has the racket in hand and this isn't going to be pretty.
He leads him by the racket, and Hawk runs at the fence section still in the ring and falls down pulling with all his might sending Styles into the fence very hard. Devin Hawk takes a table that hasn't been touched, and sets it up, and puts it in the center of the ring, he takes the cage section and sets it up on the table and the middle rope, and takes Styles to the apron leading him by the racket to the corner, and is forcing him up the corner, leading the way.
Mike: Oh My God, he is not going to do this.
Jorge: Styles looks out of it.
Devin Hawk lifts him up to the top both men standing on the corner, he lifts him up, and puts him in a piledriver position and turns and comes off with a huge piledriver on top of the fence, the fence snaps with the weight, taking him all the way to the mat.
Jorge: Good Gawd that has to be the most dangerous move in wrestling.
Mike: I don't think the UWF Will ever sanction another one of these matches.
Devin Hawk rolls him over and hooks the leg.
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RA: The winner of the match, and New UWF Hardcore Champion, Devin Hawk.
Mike: Thank God this match is over.
Jorge: Both men look like they were beaten like a red headed step child.
Mike: What kind of reference was that.
Jorge: Hey we have action in the back, lets go to it now.
Jaysyn Fury is scene coming back out of his limo and is confronted by Magnum and Syn, as they look at his shirt, he starts to wonder what is going on, and then taps the roof of the Limo. When he does, two men step out from the Limo and both are huge. They take one look at Magnum and Syn and they step back, then both Steve and Shawn Stryker step out of the limo, making it quickly a five on one, and Syn and Magnum want no part and leave the area.
Jaysyn: I told you that bringing Omen and Hysterya here tonight was a good idea.
Steve: Yeah, those two have done enough tonight already, they are definately dangerous.
They all five get back in the limo as the scene goes back to ringside where they are cleaning up the weapons from the previous match, while two guys are stringing up the US Title and putting a brand spanking new ladder in the ring.
Jorge: Here we go, this is going to be one hell of a match.
Mike: It sure is, but I want to know more about those two guys in the limo.
Jorge: Backup for the Champ, nothing more.
Mike: Here we go.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and is for the UWF United States Heavyweight Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 413 pounds, standing 7'7, from New York, New York, and he is accompanied to the ring by Kitana Blade, This is Baine.
"New Disease" by Spineshark plays as Baine makes his way to the ring.
RA: Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 260 pounds, standing 6'0, from Detroit, Michigan, he is the reigning and defending UWF United States Heavyweight Champion, Messiah Knight.
Afraid of me by Twiztid plays as the US Champ makes his way to the ring.
The action starts right away, as they both lock up, Messiah does a fast go behind, and a single leg takedown. Messiah steps on the knee, and spins around falling back, and locking his arm around the chin in a modified stf. Baine pushes to the right and rolls him over breaking the chin side of the hold and using his massive legs to kick out. He rolls over and is quickly to his feet, and Messiah runs smack into a boot to the head.
Jorge: Baine with a mind splitting boot, ended that momentum.
Mike: He sure did, and now he is moving in to do more damage.
Baine pulls him up and sends him into the corner, following with a big elbow to the side of the head. He brings up the knee to the gut, and then a second one, as he comes out, he hooks the waist, lifts him up and drops him with a sidewalk slam. Baine gets right back up, lifting Messiah Knight with him grabbing him by the throat and sending him into the corner. Baine follows with a hard running clothesline, driving him hard into the turnbuckles. Baine grabs the throat again, and lifts him up, and chokeslams him down on the mat. He steps over the top rope to get the ladder.
Jorge: Baine is going for the Ladder already.
Mike: It worked for Cody Syn, he scored the quick win.
Baine slides the ladder into the ring, and climbs back up, stepping over the top rope. Baine sets up the ladder directly under the US Title and starts the climb to the top. Messiah knight steps through the ropes, jumps up, springboards off and dropkicks the ladder sending Baine over and off the ladder landing on the top rope, and falling over to the floor. Messiah restands the ladder and pushes it near the ropes, and climbs up. He sets and dives off taking out Baine on the floor with a plancha dive.
Mike: Messiah taking it to the big man, and isn't slowing down one bit.
Jorge: Why should he, this is the big time.
Messiah gets up, limping a little with an akward landing, and makes his way back into the ring. He climbs the corner to the top, and waits, Baine is getting back up and Messiah does a moonsault suicide dive landing on Baine taking him to the floor. Messiah gets up again, and stomps Baine several times and slides back into the ring, he sets up the ladder and starts the climb to the top.
Jorge: I didn't think he had a shot and he is slowly climbing the ladder, his shaky leg is holding him up.
Mike: Maybe just enough, as Baine is up and sliding into the ring.
Baine kicks the ladder sending it over and crashing to the mat, Messiah flies off and his head connects with the top turnbuckle. Baine splashes him in the corner, crushing his chest into the corner. Baine turns him around and slams a fist in his jaw, then a second one. Baine scoops him up and slams him on the ladder, then bounces off the ropes, and connects with a splash on top of the ladder, smashing Messiah between him and the ladder.
Mike: They call that the Oreo Ladder, just not a good tasting filling.
Jorge: What in the hell is wrong with you, an oreo ladder, that's just lame.
Mike: About as lame as your sex life.
Baine pulls Messiah Knight to his feet and gives him a huge hip toss. Baine picks up the ladder and pulls it up setting it up. Messiah knight drives a shoulder into the back of the knee clipping him down to the mat. Messiah Knight then dropkicks him in the back, his head bounces off the ladder and sends him into the ropes. Messiah nails a second dropkick, that sends him over the top to the floor, but Baine is back up quickly to the ring apron.
Jorge: Another comeback drive for Messiah, this match isn't over with yet.
Mike: Nope, Messiah is a fighting champion, and he's not going down easy.
Messiah goes to the ropes and jumps up on the ladder, pushing it over and slamming the ladder into the head of Baine knocking him to the floor. Messiah then runs up the ladder and dives off slamming his body into the body of Baine, smashing him into the steel guard railing, but Baine only took half the blow, Messiah's upper body caught some of the guard railing as well.
Mike: That is why they call it a suicide dive, very dangerous for both men.
Jorge: His chest struck hard on the railing, and Baine's back hit very hard.
Baine is stirring first and Messiah is starting to get up, Baine gives him a clothesline over the railing into the crowd and he makes his way into the ring. Baine pushes the ladder over and sets it up and starts the climb. Messiah jumps the railing and slides into the ring, climbing up the other side, he meets Baine at the top Baine swipping at the title. Messiah rakes his eyes, grabs his head and jumps off with a bulldog from the top of the ladder.
Jorge: Super Ladder Bulldog, wow what a drop, and Baine hit hard.
Mike: Messiah won't give up either, this is getting exciting.
They both start to get up, Messiah has rolled out and has pulled out a second ladder and slides it into the ring, and sets it up, he starts to climb, Baine starts to climb they again meet at the top, both men trying to grab the title, and then Baine grabs him by the throat, both hands, lifts him up and then dives off turning in mid air and dropping Messiah Knight with a sit out double choke slam.
Mike: What impact that was one devastating move.
Jorge: Baine is getting up after starring at his devastation, he is climbing up.
Baine starts to climb up and gets to the top, he looks down, and Messiah is still out, and reaches up, he has the belts, unstraps it and wins the United States Title.
RA: The winner of the match, and new UWF United States Heavyweight Champion, Baine.
Jorge: That double choke slam powerbomb move was the end of Messiah, he fought hard but that was just too much.
Mike: Sure was, we have something going on in the back, lets take a look, as they drop the cage for the Suicidal Cage match upcoming.
Cody Syn is walking in the back admiring his new TV Title and runs smack into a guy he doesn't know. Cody looks at him and then walks around him not interested in getting into anything at the moment. The guys steps in front of him again, and starts to grab at him, when someone calls out TLH and the camera spins as someone enters a dressing room, he just looks at Cody Syn and walks toward the room. Cody Syn shakes his head and walks on, rubbing his sleeve on the title to shine it up.
Jorge: Everytime we see someone new, I have to wonder if it will ever stop, it seems that this thing is ever growing.
Mike: Well duh, that's the point you moron, for the Fed to grow and get bigger.
Jorge: You are being an ass tonight, lets go to the next match.
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and is for the UWF World Tag Team Titles. First coming to the ring, weighing in at 268 pounds, standing 6'2, from Brooklyn, New York, Don Vito Rossalini, and his partner, weighing in at 280 pounds, standing 6'4, from Brooklyn New York, Rusty "Silician" Rossalini, They are the UWF World Tag Team Champions, The Rossalini Brothers.
The Godfather Theme plays as Rusty and Don Vito come to the ring with the titles in hand and enter the cage.
RA: Their opponents, first weighing in at 340 pounds, standing 6'10, from Marietta, Ohio, Russ "Thunder" Adams and his partner weighing in at 165 pounds, standing 5'6, he is the World Lightweight Champion, from Marietta, Ohio, Lightning Kid Adams, they are Deadly Storm.
Thunderstruck by AC/DC plays as Deadly Storm enters the cage.
RA: The final Challengers, first weighing in at 301 pounds, standing 6'5, from Los Angeles, California, Derrick Holloway and his partner weighing in at 259 pounds, standing 6'3, from Miami, Florida, Jared Medrano, they are Extremely Dangerous.
They come out to the cage as Dangerous by Gunsmoke plays.
Mike: Here we go, all six men inside the cage, the way to win, eliminate them from the cage.
Jorge: This is going to be a dangerous match, once the bell rings, all bets are off, no ref, just a fight to survive.
The bell rings and they all go after someone. Russ Adams and Jared Medrano lock up and go to a corner. The Lightning Kid and Rusty lock up, while Don Vito and Holloway lock up. They are all fighting in the corner, Russ Adams, pokes the eye and turns, slamming him head first into the steel cage. Medrano going to the mat holding his head. The kid is picked up and pressed over Rusty's head and then tossed into the cage like a weightless prop. Holloway catches a knee to the gut of Don Vito, hooks the waist and takes him over with a gut wrench into the cage, slamming his back hard against the cage.
Mike: Wow this is hard to keep up on.
Jorge: They are all fighting, and it will be complicated.
Holloway grabs Don Vito's head and starts rubbing the head into the cage, Kev Dogg is trying hard to get involved, when the President's music plays as he comes walking to the ring with about 10 uniformed police officer. Everyone stops as they surrond the ring. The President points at both Don Vito and Rusty asking them to leave the cage.
Jorge: What in the hell is going on?
Mike: I don't know, this is all confusing.
Jorge: They are arresting The Rossalini Brothers, and Kev Dogg?
Mike: The President has a mic.
President Kelley: For those who care and are wondering, it was just brought to my attention that Kev Dogg and the Rossalini Brothers were going to be a major part of the WOA Takeover in the UWF, and now that I have the proof, they are all three fired, that means they are eliminated from the cage match, taking it to four guys, good luck you four, whoever wins will be the new UWF World Tag Team Champions.
Jorge: Good riddens to scum, they don't deserve to be here.
Mike: For once I agree, lets get back to the action.
Kid Adams jumps up and springboards into a dropkick leveling a perfect shot to the chest of Derrick. Russ Adams nails Jared into the back of the head, lifting him up and dropping him neck first over the top rope. Adams pulls him up and sends him into the cage face first. Russ quickly gets him back up and goes to slam him again but Jared grabs the cage and stops him, giving him an elbow to the chin, and then sends him hard into the cage. Kid jumps up and gives Derrick a Hurracanrana into the cage, gets up, goes to the ropes and hits a baseball slide that sends him harder into the cage.
Jorge: Wow what a shot, Kid Adams laying into Derrick very hard.
Mike: Russ was beating on Jared pretty well.
Kid turns to charge again and walks right into a hard clothesline. Jared pulls Kid up and sends him face first into the steel cage, never letting go of the hair, and runs to the other side and again slams him face first into the steel cage. Jared lifts him up and drops him with a belly to back suplex. He pulls him up again, scooping and slamming him down, then goes to the corner.
Jorge: Kid is taking some punishment now.
Mike: I still can't believe KevDogg and the Rossalini brothers have been fired.
Jorge: Get used to it, the WOA conspiracy continues.
Russ ducks a right hand from Derrick and connects with a pair of right hands, then a left, and then another right, lifting him up and giving him a reverse atomic drop, grabbing the head and running with him to the rope and throwing him up and watching his head bounce off the cage, Derrick falls back with a small sign of blood from the impact. Russ waits for Jared to turn around, and as he does, he nails him with a running clothesline. Russ whips Jared to the ropes, and sends him up and into the cage with a back body drop, the cage bowed for a minute with the impact.
Jorge: Deadly Storm is taking control, they are using the cage very well now.
Mike: It's still even, no one has been eliminated.
Russ pulls Jared up, Kid climbs the corner, spins out of the corner with a hell kick drilling Jared off the shoulders. Kid climbs the corner again, and Russ watches as he dives off with a corkscrew pancha splash, driving all his weight into the gut. Russ signals for the cage door.
Mike: Jared is on the chopping block.
Jorge: This could be the first official elimination.
Mike: Rossalini brothers are gone.
Jorge: Get over it would ya, your boys are gone.
They are pulling Jared to the door, Russ has it open and then have him on the verge of going out and Derrick comes over, Russ, turns just in time and gives him a back body drop, Derrick goes over the top rope, landing on his partner, taking both of them to the floor, the door shuts.
RA: The winners of the match, and New World Tag Team Champions, Deadly Storm, Russ and Kid Adams.
Jorge: Wow, Derrick just ended his team's shot with an unmeasured attack.
Mike: That he did, not only did he get eliminated, he took his partner with him, Deadly Storm in their tag team debut win the titles.
Jorge: This issue is far from settled, they are going to have a rematch I'm sure, this one is going to heat up.
Mike: Extremely Dangerous has been on a downward spiral along with Jendryk, seems the XWO isn't what it used to be.
Jorge: No it isn't, we have the staff on the view screen, what is going on here?
The large jumbo tron at the entrance to the ramp, comes to life, there on the screen is the President, VP and Commish, they are all sitting around a small square table. The President turns in his chair, and looks into the camera.
President Kelley: Legal obligations have forced us to change tonight's main event, and turn it from a Japanese Death Match into a cage match. Jaysyn Fury and Scott Toker will battle inside the cage that is there. The greater Chicago committee on law enforcement deemed the match too dangerous, therefore we must change it. This is last minute, we have been in negotations all day to have the Japanese Death Match, but they are standing firm, so now it is a Cage Match for the World Title.
Jorge: Dayum cops, they ruin everything, I was looking forward to seeing my first Death Match.
Mike: Yeah me too, lets go to introductions for the Main Event.
RA: The following match is tonight's main event, it is for the UWF World Heavyweight Title and is inside a steel cage. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 245 pounds, stanidn 6'2, from Louisville, Kentucky, he is the UWF European Champion, Scott Toker.
Late Nite Tip by Three Six Mafia plays as Scott Toker hands his belt to security and steps inside the menacing cage.
RA: Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 272, standing 6'8, from Atlanta Georgia, he is the Reigning and defending UWF World Heavyweight Champion, "The Prodigy" Jaysyn Fury.
Never Scared by Bone Crusher plays as The Prodigy Jaysyn Fury gives up his World Title to the ref inside the cage, taking a long look at his opponent.
Jorge: Fury is sizing Toker up, this should be good.
Mike: Toker's not going to be happy about this not being a Death match.
Jorge: Law is law, here we go.
They lock up, Fury with a side headlock on Toker, Toker pushes him off to the ropes but Fury locks in the side headlock even tighter. Fury takes him over with a headlock takeover and puts the headlock on in the mat. Toker tries to roll him over for a quick pin, but Fury let go of the headlock and slaps on a hammerlock on the mat, rising up and driving two knees into the back of Toker.
Jorge: This is crazy, I think Fury has done some serious scouting, he seems one step ahead.
Mike: Toker seems confused as to what is going on here tonight.
Fury pulls him up to the mat, still with the hammerlock on, hooks the waist and takes him over with a belly to back suplex, dropping Toker hard on his shoulder. Fury pulls him up and pushes him back into the corner, giving him a kick to the midsection, then a loud backhand chop. He takes the arm and whips him hard into the other corner, hitting hard and falling out on his face.
Jorge: It's all Fury thus far, Toker has had no offense.
Mike: Very well scouted, Toker is in trouble.
Fury pulls him back up, hooking the waist and takes him over with a huge German Suplex. Fury pulls to his feet yet again and this time sends him over the top rope into the steel cage, his back slamming very hard. Fury moves in, turning him over and rubbing his face into the cage, over and over, back and forth. Fury pulls him up, and Toker grabs the head and drops straight down over the top rope, catching his neck and slinging him back into the ring.
Mike: That will stop Fury, that guy just ran into a big roadblock.
Jorge: Toker is still trying to recover from the early beating.
Toker jumps up and springboards into the ring with a missle dropkick to the chin of Fury. He then climbs on top and starts laying in right hands, over and over. Toker pulls him up, hooks the thigh and shoulder and takes him over, bringing him down with a hard overhead throw suplex, tossing him like a bag of potatoes. Toker stays on him, pulling him up and ramming his head into the top turnbuckle, twice and three times, before lifting him to the top turnbuckle.
Mike: Toker is going to do something high risk here.
Jorge: This is looking dangerous.
Toker lifts him up for a belly to back suplex, but instead of going to the mat, he flips back driving them both into the cage, sliding down inbetween the cage and ring ropes. Toker rolls through the ropes and gets up with a little unstable legs. Toker quickly stays on Fury, by running and diving through the ropes driving his head and shoulde rinto Fury and Fury into the cage.
Jorge: Toker with a spear into the cage.
Mike: Toker has taken control of this match, and is beating Fury down.
Toker pulls him into the ring, hooks the waist and takes him over with a snap suplex, rolls and snaps him over again, getting up and hitting a snap elbow drop to the chest. Toker goes to the ropes, he jumps up, Jaysyn Fury jumps up off the mat and pushes Toker about the time he starts to springboard and sends him face first into the cage.
Jorge: What a counter, Fury might have extended the match with that save.
Mike: That was a huge move, saved Fury from getting hit with a springboard moonsault, Toker's bleeding.
Fury is slowly getting up, and Toker is back up, as they both lock up again in the center of the ring, Toker with a knee to the gut, then grabbing his trunks, tosses him head first into the cage. Toker then takes the face and pushes it into the cage ramming it over and over like a madman. Toker watches a now bloody face of Fury fall to the mat, and looks at the cage and runs to the corner. He starts to climb.
Jorge: Toker is going for the escape.
Mike: The climb, Fury is moving, it's a race to the top.
Fury grabs the leg of Toker before he can send the leg over the top and pulls himself even, he elbows Toker then rams his head into the corner tier of the cage, spiking the forehead. Toker and Fury get to a standing position, Fury hooks the waist, and then takes him straight back and over, with a massive Superplex from the top of the cage, both landing very hard on the mat below.
Jorge: Holy shit, the impact from that was crazy, I think he snapped the ring board.
Mike: Toker is in a small crater, looks like a fallen meteroid.
Jorge: Fury is moving, I don't believe it.
Mike: Cage door is open.
Fury makes the crawl to the corner, he is almost there when Toker gets to him and pulls him back in, the cage door closing. Toker not done yet, pulls him back, hooks the waist and takes him over with a German release suplex, putting Fury into the crater. Toker climbs the corner very slowly, he dives outta the corner with an elbow drop, Fury gets out of the way and Toker slams into the crater, making it deeper than it already was. Fury pulls Toker out of the crater and starts to lift him up, But Toker spins around and hits a superkick that glanced off the jaw.
Jorge: Whoa, they are fighting in a busted cage.
Mike: The ring is busted, not the cage stupid.
Toker pulls him up, and hooks the waist, taking him over with a gutwrench suplex, Fury slips out catches him with a boot, hooks both arms, jumps up and drives a pedigree into the everygrowing slouch of the ring. Fury makes his way to the door, and then turns back, he pulls him up, hooks the arms again, lifting him up and driving him through the mat, the entire mat collapses both men going under the ring. Fury crawls out a few minutes later, and the ref raises his hand.
RA: The winner of the match, and still UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jaysyn Fury.
Fury raises the title over his head. As he does, Syn and Magnum make their way to ringside, looking at Fury with a renewed interest.
Jorge: Oh this doesn't look good, Fury without help, Steve and Shawn are on their way from the back.
Mike: This is going to explode, and we are running out of time.
Steve and Shawn come running down the ramp, and nail Syn and Magnum from behind. They start exchanging blows on the floor, when TLH, The Living Highlite, crossed the barricade with a steel chair, leveling the world champion. Steve and Shawn are caught in a three on two. Syn gets drilled with a solid right hand and all of a sudden Omen and Hysterya come running down the ramp, TLH, Syn and Magnum all back up, as Omen and Hysterya and a suprise Lanslow Kreeg are all coming out to assist Xplicit Carnage. Fury is getting up, but as he does, he sees Omen hook and drive Steve into the floor with a reverse Russian Leg Sweep, Hysterya is slamming Shawn into the steel guard rail. Lanslow tries to make the save, but he is overwhelmed as the five guys start an even bigger beatdown as the show goes off the air.