Date .... Saturday, October 11th, 2003
Location ..... Seattle, Washington
Arena ..... Seattle Key Arena
Silence in the arena is broken as the banner for Innocence Lost appears on the jumbo tron, bringing the packed house to their feet. The 28,840 fans go wild as fireworks light up the arena, and the scene switches to the back, as a large limo pulls up, and out comes Shawn and Steve Stryker, Jim Bean and Jack Daniels, they are all smiling at what looks to be a huge PPV for the UWF, one that just might put the UWF back on the Top of the World. The camera focuses in on the t-shirts they are wearing, and the name on the shirt isn't the name they picked out, Jagged Intoxication, it actually says, Insanity's Edge. They all shows their shirts as they enter the arena, Shawn Stryker with the US Title over his shoulder, as they go to the announce team, both decked out in new Black and Gold UWF button up shirts.
Mike: What a bunch of guys with snobby attitudes, those guys have really come together to form one hell of a stable?
Jorge: This is the first PPV since No Remorse, and some say with all the recent happenings in the UWF since the 3 week absence of President Kelley, the UWF was thought not to be having this show, but here we are, live in Seattle, and the show is about to start, every UWF Title on the line from the get go.
Mike: Not only that, but the main event is highlighted by Jon Davis and Steve Stryker, former partners in Global Wrestling, former tag team champions on two occasions, but tonight they will meet for the first time to crown a new World Champion, both had rough paths, both fought hard, both spilt blood, tonight only one can walk out, World Champion.
Jorge: Speaking of possible champions, we are about to go to Cornerstone to open up the PPV, with the newest tag team signed by the UWF, Intoxication, who just arrived and are going to the set, to meet Alishia Stone.
Mike: They are not drunk yet are they?
Jorge: I don't believe so, they did seem very in control when the show came on the air, and they didn't stumble coming out of the limo, here we go.
Alicia Stone is sitting at her new desk, after the destruction of her last desk at the last Saturday Night Carnage. Jim Bean and Jack Daniels, walk into the set, and take a seat, both putting a bottle of their drink on the desk with a red bowtie around it. Alishia looks at them and shakes her head as they start the interview.
Alishia Stone: Cornerstone welcomes Jim Bean and Jack Daniels, the newest tag team to grace the UWF, with their unorthidox styles. Guys what has it been like being here in the UWF?
Jim Bean: I'd like to say it has been wonderful, but the truth be told, it's been exciting to say the least. The UWF got us thanks to the Commish, Mr. Dymondz, he brought us in, and put us with those two crazy dudes Steve and Shawn Stryker, and said a stable here would be awesome. So here we are, in the UWF, signed for at least a year, and we have a shot at tag team gold.
Jack Daniels: I think the only thing I don't like is the lack of tag teams here in the UWF. There are what three, and one of them is Steve and Shawn Stryker, that to me just means that the Posse is going to be fighting Intoxication for a long time to come, trading the tag team titles back and forth, cause man after so many matches it is easy to lose tag team titles.
Alishia Stone: After you two and RJ Souza and the Posse, Ghetto Giant and Ricky J destroyed my set last week, what happened that made this match possible?
Jack: Nothing, we knew it would happen, lack of tag teams.
Jim: We come in here as former tag team champions in two other feds, both are now retired, or ended, and the UWF offered us big money to come compete. If this fails, then I do believe the tag team scene will end here in the UWF, we are the last hope to make the UWF tag teamable again.
Alishia Stone: How did you come up with the name Insanity's Edge?
Jim: The name was easy, we had orginally thought up Jagged Intoxication and then thought it was sorta lame. We looked at several names and when Shawn called Jack insane for drinking a half pint straight without a chasser, we knew we were on the right track. Hell we are all four nuts.
Jack: It's simple, we sat around and talked for what seemed like hours on a decent name, and the Insane Edge we bring to the ring just turned into Insanity. From there it was simple.
Alisha Stone: What do you think of your opponents tonight?
Jim: Opponents? Two street thugs from New York? Please, this will be an open and shut case for Intoxication. They might think they are good but the titles are as good as ours before this night is over with.
Jack: We are ready, they did get beat down last week right here on this set after they tried to hurt Steve Stryker for just being a better wrestler. That guy has more experience than the two of us combined, he will be a great front man for the stable.
Alishia Stone: Sounds like you two are confident. I thank you two for coming, and I will return later tonight with a special guest, the recently associated Shadow Stalker who is representing the UWF after his recent departure from RPW, in the upcoming Xtreme Tourney for X-Net the Network affiliate of the UWF.
Jim: Whoa that's it?
Alishia Stone: Yes that is it, what did you expect, to be interviewed for an hour? The interview is over.
Jack: I think you are disrespecting us as a tag team, we are not afraid to put you through that desk.
Alishia Stone: Oh Really?
Jim: Hell yeah, and then pour some Jim Bean all over you, so you will never forget my smell.
Alishia Stone: I think you two drunks are forgetting one thing?
Jack: What in the hell could we be forgetting?
Jim: That the camera's are on, please woman, you don't stand a chance.
Alishia Stone: No, behind you.
She gets up and leaves the stage as Ricky J and Ghetto Giant bring a pair of chairs down on their heads. Ricky J nails a second hit into the back of the skull, knocking Jim Bean down hard to the floor. Ghetto Giant pulls Jack Daniels up and spins him around into a powerbomb on the hard floor. He then takes the bottle of Jack Daniels and pours it all over the body of Jack while he's on the floor, and Ricky J does the same as they drop the empty bottles and leave the set.
Mike: Cornerstone has opened this show with a bang, the tag team match might have just picked up some fire.
Jorge: You got that right, This match will surely be more violent now. What a night we have, as you heard, Alishia Stone has secured Shadow Stalker via satelite for a second Cornerstone tonight, but she is going to let her younger sister Emily Stone run that one.
Mike: This should be good, the only bad thing, is Shadow Stalker and the owner of the fed do not get along, or he might be a standing member of the UWF.
Jorge: Hey stupid, that's on the do not talk about list, you are so stupid.
Mike: Oh Shit! Lets go to the opening match.
TV Title Match
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit, and is for the UWF World Television Title. This match has a stipulation, and from what was said in the back, Scott Toker has chosen a World Title Match if he indeed wins this match. The winner of this match, will get the next shot at the UWF World Title next week at UWF Saturday Night Carnage, against the winner of the main event. First the challenger, weighing in at 240 pounds, standing 6'4, from Oakland, California, this is Bad Karma, RJ Souza.
Infest by Papa Roach plays as RJ Souza enters the ring.
Alexia: Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds, standing 6'2 from Louisville, Kentucky, he is the current and defending UWF World Television champion, this is Scott Toker.
Scott comes out from behind the curtain to Late Nite Tip by Three Six Mafia.
Mike: Rj Souza is hungry, a hard fought match ended not in his favor, and in just two weeks he can be right back where he was one match away from, a shot at the gold.
Jorge: Toker enters the ring, and I have to agree, Stryker had a hard fought match, and a Stryker/Souza 2 would definately be a highlight to the UWF.
They lock up as the bell rings, Souza puts on a side headlock, and then snaps him over to the mat with a headlock takeover. Toker slips out the side and locks RJ Souza into an arm bar, then wrapping both legs around the arm, tries for a revese Code Red armbreaker, but Souza quickly gets up, flips over, breaking the hold and then is back in the air with a snap dropkick leveling Scott Toker.
Jorge: Quick Dropkick by RJ Souza, he looks ready.
Mike: You have to wonder if his mind is wondering back to the lost last week, or will his focus be on this match.
RJ Souza pulls him up, hooks the waist lifting him up, and holding him, then dropping straight down driving him into the mat. Souza, goes through the ropes and then leaps up, springboarding off the top rope and landing a 360 spinning legdrop. Souza gets up quickly, and takes both legs, turning him over and putting him in a Boston Crab.
Jorge: Great series there by Souza, showing why he is looked at as one of the top guys in the UWF.
Mike: He is quickly becoming one of the guys that will make a strong foundation here in the UWF.
RJ Souza pulls him back to his feet, lifting him into the air and plants him with a Juvi Driver in the corner. Souza lifts him up and sends him to the ropes, Toker ducks a clothesline attempt, but as he bounced off the far rope, he is drilled with a Karma Kick to the jaw, dropping him instantly. RJ Souza pulls him up and sends him into the other corner, catching him with a running clothesline.
Jorge: The Karma Kick right on target, dropped him like a bad habit.
Mike: This could be the beginning of the end.
RJ turns him around out of the corner, lifting him up, he drops him face first over the top rope, Toker's head snaps hard as he falls backwards and RJ Souza rolls him up.
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Alexia: The winner of the match, and new UWF World TV Champion Bad Karma, RJ Souza.
The scene switches to a feed coming in over the Carnage-Tron, as the fans sit back, and view the feed.
Jorge: I know they are not doing the Shadow Stalker Cornerstone already.
Mike: I think this is unscheduled, lets listen in.
The scene opens up to what appears to be a living room. A woman dressed in 50's style clothing busily vacuums the carpet with a large vaccum cleaner. A small boy sits in the corner, playing with wooden blocks. The scene looks like your regular suburban home, all in all, except for the fact that it's in black and white. Suddenly, the front door opens, and a man walks in wearing an overcoat and a fedura. The man takes off the coat and fedura and hangs them on a nearby coat rack, revealing that the man is wearing jeans and a sleeve-less shirt. Tattoos line the man's arms, and he runs his hand through his long hair before being greeted by the woman.
Woman: Hello honey, how was your day?
Man: Well honey, it was quite an interesting day. Teaching those young whippersnapper kids is hard work, work that makes me thirsty. Could you please get me something to drink dear?
Woman: Of course honey.
The woman walks off of the scene, and the boy drops his blocks and walks up to the man.
Boy: Well, golly dad, was teaching those kids really hard?
The man chuckles to himself, then lifts the boy up, setting him on his knee.
Man: Well son, you see, I have what is called "The Learning Curve". If you're behind the curve, you're done for. All those kids were behind the curve, so they are done for.
The woman brings in a glass filled with ice and soda. The man smiles as he takes the glass from the woman.
Man: Thanks dear, it was really swell of you to bring me this glass of Pepsi to quench my thirst.
The man turns to face the camera, holding up the glass, pointing to it and winking. The man then begins to drink the soda, but spits it out immediately with a disgusted look on his face.
Man: What the hell is wrong with you woman?!? This is Coke, not Pepsi! You know damn well that I only drink Pepsi! This is a travesty!
The man drops the glass, which shatters on the ground. He immediately jumps to his feet, knocking the kid to the floor. The kid runs away as the man leaps into the air, slamming leg-first into the woman's throat, knocking her down and driving her through the nearby coffee table with his leg. He then gets up and begins to stare at her.
Man: You should KNOW that I, Will Henderson, only drink Pepsi! I don't have time to waste drinking bottled puke like Coca-Cola! You're behind the curve woman, and it just put you through the table! The Professor of Pop Culture doesn't tolerate incompetency, and I'll prove it soon enough!
The man walks away, leaving the woman unconscious in the middle of the shattered wooden pieces of the table.
Jorge: Can you belive the fans are cheering him, this is great, I like this guy already.
Mike: Just goes to show that the fans are not as smart as everyone thinks.
Jorge: Whatever you think, the guy has definate class, and soon he is going to fix the learning curve around here.
Mike: I'd like to see him try, lets get Hardcore.
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF World Hardcore Title. First coming to the ring, the challenger, weighing in at 230 pounds, standing 6'1, from Chicago, IL, this is Outcast.
Everything dies by Type O-Negative plays as Outcast gets into the ring.
Alexia: His opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds, standing 6'3, from Denver, Colorado, he is the reigning and defending UWF World Hardcore Champion, "The Natural Choice" Matthew Greening.
Natural High by Union Underground plays as Greening doesn't come out from the back.
Outcast is ready to go, when Matthew Greening slides into the ring from the crowd and leans into the corner, in one hand the Hardcore Title, and the other hand the new trademark Green Singapore Kane, that the Commish gave him last week. He sits there and waits for the music to stop, and when it does, he jumps into the middle of the ring, causing Outcast to turn around and wallops him in the head with the kane. Greening slams the kane into the back several times before putting it into the corner. He hands the title to the ref and then pulls Outcast back up, hooks the waist and puts him across the top rope, straddled, then pushes the rope up and down, before giving him a clothesline that sends him over the top to the floor.
Jorge: I see why they call him a Hardcore Legend.
Mike: Matthew Greening has really become a spark of strength since winning this title.
Greening steps through the ropes and jumps down, dropping a double axe handle blow into the back. He pulls Outcast up and sends him into the steel steps, the top pair comes flying off and lands into the saftey railing scaring the crowd there. Greening flips up the apron and pulls out a table. Lifting Outcast up, he slams him down on the ramp, then gets him up and onto the table, climbing up to the top rope, and then dives over with a makeshift swanton bomb slamming through Outcast and the table.
Jorge: Greening getting this crowd excited, what a suicide move.
Mike: I would simply call that classic Matthew Greening.
Greening pulls Outcast from the mangled table, then whips him into the steel railing, and he goes over the railing into the crowd. As Greening jumps the railing, he gets two fans to hold a chair, as he slams the head of Outcast into the chair, then takes that same chair and slams it into the back. Greening sends him back over the railing to ringside, and jumps over himself. Another fan hands him a steel chair which he tosses to Outcast, he catches it, Greening steps up to the half step remaining and jump up with a spinning heel kick slamming the chair into the skull of Outcast, busting him wide open.
Mike: Greening with a very entertaining move, the crowd is standing up, enjoying this maniac.
Jorge: Outcast has been stunned this whole match, he is in serious trouble, and that cut looks nasty.
Greening pulls Outcast up and rolls him into the ring, pulls out another table and sends it into the ring. He climbs in, setting up the table and putting Outcast on top, Greening climbs the corner, looks back and then takes off with a Moonsault, spinning around and nailing the moonsault legdrop, crashing Outcast through the table, he covers.
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Alexia: The winner of the match, and still the UWF World Hardcore Champion, "The Natural Choice" Matthew Greening.
Jorge: I have to give credit where it is due, that was one hell of a match for Greening.
Mike: Greening showed how hardcore he can be, successfully defending his title, who's next?
Jorge: With RJ Souza watching the main event to see who he will face next week, lets go to the back, something is going on.
As the cameras go to the back, we see Matthew Greening rubbing his belt to make it shine when he bumps into one of the newest members of the UWF, Zone. He looks at Zone who grabs his arm, and turns him to face him.
Zone: I heard a rumor that you are the one responsible for the destruction of my locker room.
Greening: Who told you that bullshit?
Zone: Some dude named Cody Zahn, so is it true or not, or do I have to beat it out of you?
Greening: See people can't even pass on information correctly. What I told Cody Zahn, that guy who told you, was that I saw who did destroy your room. I talked to security before my match, and his name is Stinging Hawk, the guy's locker room is just down the hall, he is here tonight, just signed on, I think you should make yourself known, and this I have to see.
Greening walks down to the locker room with "Stinging Hawk" on the door. He opens it and in rushes Zone, hitting him with a spear, and taking him into the wall. They both start fighting, as security rushes into the room. When they finally break them up, the room is in pieces, Hawk's silk shirt is ripped in three places, and Zone has a swelling eye. Greening laughs and walks away, as we go back to Jorge and Mike.
Mike: Does Greening fast talk or what, we all know what happened earlier, lets see that footage.
Jorge: This don't hold well for Cody Zahn, Greening not only survived the set up, but he did indeed get to watch one wicked fight.
Earlier Tonight: Matthew Greening walked to the room that had his name on the door, and walked into the room. Cody Zahn is seen coming up to that door, and removing the Greening name plate and behind it was Zone. He laughs knowing that before a Hardcore Match, Matthew Greening likes to break stuff. Cody Zahn kept his ear to the door as the havoc behind it was complete. Lamps, a coffee table, the sofa, everything was destroyed and Greening could be heard laughing. Then as he exited the room, and found Cody Zahn outside, Cody let him in on the joke, Greening just shrugged and headed down the hall to get something to drink.
Jorge: Cody Zahn set up the Hardcore Champion, then snitched on him, but he didn't lie, Greening did destroy the dressing room.
Mike: That he did, but Cody Zahn and Matthew Greening are on a collision course, I wouldn't be suprised to see that match next week, as well as Zone vs Stinging Hawk.
Jorge: Lets go to the ring for the tag team title match.
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF World Tag Team Titles. First team number one, weighing in at 340 pounds, standing 7'0, from Haywood, California, The Ghetto Giant, JRG and his partner, weighing in at 220 pounds, standing 6'0, from Haywood, California, "The Almighty" Ricky J, they are the DEF B. I. Posse.
Judgement Night by Onyx and Bio Hazard plays as they come to the ring.
Alexia: Their opponents, weighing in at 295 pounds, standing 6'5, from Nashville, Tennessee, Jack Daniels, and weighing in at 248 pounds, standing 6'2, from Lexington, Kentucky, Jim Bean, they are Intoxication.
Two Drunk Bastards by Riding High, plays as Intoxication come to the ring and walk around it.
Jorge: What is this, looks like the Seattle Police Department are coming to the ring.
Mike: Jim and Jack are not getting into the ring, they are watching the police too. They have entered the ring, looks like 12 cops.
The cops walk up to the Ghetto Giant, the lead officer, a rather big man at 6'4, and about 275, well built is the one that steps up to JRG. He looks at him with an increased look of fear, as ring announcer Alexia holds a mic close.
Seattle Cop: Ghetto Giant, we have a warrant for your arrest, earlier tonight two young ladies came to the precint and said you forced yourself onto them. On that statement alone, you are under arrest and will either come peacefully to the precint, or you will come by force. If you are not guilty of these infractions, then we will release you in 24 hours.
He looks over at Ricky J who shrugs his shoulders and the big man leaves the ring without a confrontation, Jim and Jack quickly enter the ring, sneaking up on Ricky J.
Jorge: What the hell is going on, Ghetto is a sexual assaulter?
Mike: Whoa, lets not jump to conclusions, he might not be the guy, but how can Ricky J survive this two on one.
Jorge: Do you smell a plan in affect here by Intoxication, they are known for pulling stuff like this before.
Ricky J turns around, as Jim Bean picks him up, spinning him around, Jack hooks the neck and then drop him with a spinning double neck breaker. Jack leaves the ring because of the ref, as Jim stays on Ricky J, Scooping him up and hitting a powerslam. Jim pulls Ricky back up and into the corner, and then backs out, Jack takes the tag strap and starts choking him with it, keeping an eye on the ref, releasing before he sees it.
Jorge: I even have to admit this isn't fair, Ricky J without a partner, is outmatched.
Mike: I hope this ends soon, I can't stand to watch this level of treachery.
Jim goes into the corner with a big clothesline and then tags in Jack, holding him open as Jack drives a fist into the chest. Jack pushes him into the ropes and whips him out, goes for a clothesline, but Ricky J ducks, and stops at the ropes, he jumps up and springboards back with a huge dropkick. Ricky J then goes to the corner and drills Jim off the apron with a right hand. He climbs the corner and comes off with a huge Shining Wizard, but Jim pulled Jack out of the way, and Ricky J hits all mat.
Jorge: That would have been a major upset in my eyes.
Mike: Your not kidding, just hard to beat two guys, who both are legal in this match.
Jack crawls to the corner and tags in Jim, who quickly comes over and hooks the legs, slapping on a figure four leglock. Ricky J falls back to the mat and lifts up just enough not to be counted out, but is in obvious pain, then he falls back, the ref counts.
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Ricky J pops up just in time, then getting some momentum from the pop up, quickly turns the figure four over, and Jim's in trouble as the pain is inverted to him. Jack gets into the ring and stomps the head of Ricky J to break up the hold, as the ref forces him back out.
Jorge: No way Ricky J can win, he needs to eliminate one of these guys to even have a chance.
Mike: Don't count him out just yet, the guy is very talented and a fighter. He almost nailed the Shot to the Dome, which would have ended this match for sure.
Jim gets up and pulls Ricky J Up, turning him and planting him with the Pass Out, a hard evenflow ddt. Jim shakes it off and goes to the corner, where he tags in his partner, Jack pulls him up, as Jim goes to the corner, lifting him on his shoulers and into the corner, Jim hooks the waist, leaps up, Jack grabbing him as they drop Ricky J down with a double Powerbomb move. Jim rolls out of the ring holding his back as Jack covers.
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Alexia: The winners of the match and new UWF World Tag Team Champions, Jim Bean and Jack Daniels, Intoxication.
Jorge: Intoxication wins the match, but payback is coming.
Mike: I don't like this outcome one bit, this is very unfair.
Jorge: They will meet again, and I bet the Giant will be very unhappy.
Mike: Lets go to the back, as the Rookie Johnny Falco is standing by with UWF Reporter, Leslie Simms.
Leslie Simms and Johnny Falco are standing next to each other outside a dressing room. Falco is smiling as the camera give the go signal.
Leslie: Welcome to the UWF Johnny, why did you pick the UWF?
Johnny: I came here due to all the wannabe superstars that are present. This place is full of worthless, ingrates, that have no idea what it is like to be in the mere presence of greatness. I am putting myself up to the first person to accept my challenge, here next week, Stryker, Davis, Souza, I don't care, I want.....
Cody Syn walks into the camera view looking at Falco, and then laughs, as Leslie turns the mic to him.
Leslie: Cody Syn why are you interrupting this interview?
Cody: Why? This chump comes into the UWF, and thinks he is Great, you said you would accept the first challenge, then so be it, next week I challenge you to a match, and if you think you are good, lets make it interesting, the UWF loves Tables, how about a Mutli-Table Match, if this so called legend even knows what one is.
Falco: You got it boy, I'm going to teach you a lesson, that you don't go messing with greatness.
Cody laughs at him and then leaves the interview area, as he does, Johnny Falco turns back to Leslie.
Falco: What is a Multi-Tables Match?
Leslie: It's a three out of five tables match. The first is a normal table, the second is two tables stacked up on top of each other and the third is a flaming table, good luck.
Falco looks at her with a concerned look as Mike and Jorge take over from there.
Jorge: Falco is in a Multi-Tables match, wow he had no idea.
Mike: Cody Syn set to return next week, the winner of this could be in line for a Hardcore Title Shot.
Jorge: That is definately a hardcore match, lets go the ring for the United States Title Match.
Alexia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit and is for the UWF United States Heavyweight Title. First coming to the ring the challenger, weighing in at 265 pounds, standing 6'6, from Miami, Florida, this is Sean Graves.
"St. Anger" by Metallica leads the confident rookie to the ring.
Alexia: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 254 pounds, standing 6'3, from Chicago, he is the reigning and defending United States Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Stryker.
Unforgiven plays as Shawn Stryker comes to the ring, and slides into the ring.
They lock up before Stryker can get the belt off, and he is backed into the corner. He blocks his face as he gets the title off and gives it to the ref, as the ref turns, Stryker pulls something from his gear, and puts it on his right hand, then as Graves moves back in, Stryker drills him right in the chin, knocking him down quickly to the mat, he hooks the back leg, turning the right hand away from the ref.
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Alexia: The winner of the match, and still UWF United States Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Stryker.
Mike: Did you see that he drilled him with brass knuckles.
Jorge: I saw no brass Knuckles, that was just a big hit, nice win for the US Champ.
Mike: I saw it plain as day, he used brass knuckles you have to admit that.
Jorge: They looked blue to me, hey its Johnny Vegas, what is he doing.
Vegas is telling the ref what just happened, and the ref is confused, but before he gets in too deep, the UWF Tron comes on and on the screen is a familiar pic.

Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz plays, as from the back, comes out a three time former World Champion, a former US Champion, a guy that has held numerous tag team titles and the brother of the Owner of the UWF, The Maniac Mark Kelley, and the UWF Tron says President. The crowd starts cheering as with him is his lovely assistant, the beautiful Stacey Riley. Vegas is looking at him with a disgusted and untrustworthy look as they get into the ring.
Mark Kelley: Wow does it feel good to be back, and would you all like to meet my new assistant, Stacey Riley. Yeah she's hot isn't she. If you are wondering what is going on, if you remember the injunction I filed over the ownership rights to the UWF, then you are already ahead of the game. The Courts as of yesterday gave the Owner a choice, be Pres or Owner, he chose owner, so I'm the President Now, get used to it, and the first official move, Vegas you are fired. I just wanted to welcome myself back, and let the UWF know what was going on, now that I'm retired from the game. The second thing I'm going to do, I've gotten word that Ghetto Giant was not the one the ladies identified, he was a close match, but has a witness to his whereabouts, so with that, he might have missed the title match, but will miss next weeks event due to a formal investigation. However two weeks from tonight, when all this is cleared up, Jim and Jack, shine those titles up, you are in a Steel Cage Rematch with the DEF B. I. Posse.
Vegas leaves the ring with his head down, security escorts him out of the building as Mark Kelley and Stacey Riley head backstage, a major announcement, that really will shake things up.
Jorge: What an announcement, Both Kelley's are here in the UWF and it looks official, I didn't see Mike come out and denounce it.
Mike: I like him already, a tag team Cage Title match in two weeks, on October 25th, that should be interesting.
Jorge: Not as interesting as this Cornerstone version 2, lets go to Emily Stone who is live with Shadow Stalker via Satelite.
Emily Stone is at the Cornerstone desk as she gets the signal to start the interview, the UWF Tron has a man masked, with an all black outfit seemingly seated in front of a burning fire. Before he speaks, the UWF Tron fills with this.

The fans go nuts, several flick on their lighters as Shadow moves forward to be seen.
Emily: Shadow Stalker welcome to the UWF's Cornerstone. The question around the world is why won't you join the UWF, but are willing to use the UWF to get into the X-Net Tourney?
Shadow: The UWF has granted me immunity during my down time. My former wrestling home was shut down due to just untimely happenings. I'm looking at several feds to join, but until then, your owner Mike Kelley and I have agreed in principal that I can use the UWF until I find a home. He owes me this much.
Emily: What do you mean he owes you, this is very confusing?
Shadow: Mike Kelley and I are two people that if we are in the same place for too long, one of us will seriously hurt the other, and that is the truth. These fans, the wrestlers in the back, have absolutely no idea what those Kelley Brothers have done, no inkling of what they have done together to tag teams around the world. All these moron fans know is what they have seen the last two years from Mark Kelley and his partner the Pornstar Pete Parker as Sex and Violence. If they knew what I know, they would not like him one bit.
Emily: Mike was a wrestler, when was this, I didn't know this.
Shadow: Mike Kelley was one nut, those two together have put eleven tag teams out to pasture that I know of, and probably more. They did it for pure pleasure, they liked to beat up teams, break legs, injure people, and they did it for the fun of it. In some ways I enjoyed watching it, it helped me understand them. I myself have done horrible things, but when we are all in the same room, it has gotten bad and ugly.
Emily: This is crazy, I had no idea, Shadow Stalker you have a chance to meet Steve Stryker at some point in this Xtreme Tourney, if that were to happen, and you win, would that change your mind?
Shadow: Steve Stryker has done some admirable things, but is also a coward. If he were to make it that far in the X-Net Tourney, I'm sure he would meet me and not have a pleasureable night. That won't change the fact that I will not participate in the UWF, so for now, I'm just here to boost ratings through these worthless interviews, and secure my standing with X-Net.
Emily: I feel you want to release this information on the PRes and Owner, tell us what they did, give us an example.
The feed dies there, as Emily gets something through her ear piece and she looks up shocked into the closest camera and then continues without slowing.
Emily: We lost the feed it seems like, I guess that's the interview, back to Jorge and Mike.
Jorge: I'm starting to like this, something is definately up there.
Mike: Very interesting, but now it's time to crown a World Champion.
Before the match starts, the UWF Tron comes to life yet again, as a tape of the match where Jon Davis and Steve Stryker won the tag team titles airs.
Davis whips Makaveli to the ropes, he leaps frogs him and Stryker catches him and turns him around and drives him into the mat with a spinning spine buster. Stryker points to the top rope as he lifts Makaveli up, Simon is still on the floor, he lifts, hooks the leg and drops him with a cradle piledriver, then rolling out of the way, Davis nails a top rope splash, as he hooks the back leg, the ref counts to three as they were the last tag team to hold the Global Tag Team Titles.
Mike: Did you see the teamwork there, they know each other vert well.
Jorge: That they do, this will definately be an interesting match.
Alexia: The following match is tonight's main event, it is for the UWF World Heavyweight Title. First opponent number one, weighing in at 263 pounds, standing 6'4, from Chicago, IL, Steve Stryker.
Live and Let Die by Metallica plays as Stryker enters the ring.
Alexia: Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 195 pounds, standing 5'11, from His Own Personal Hell, Jon Davis.
Jon Davis enters the ring, as Got The Life by Korn plays.
Jorge: Steve and Jon shake hands, as they seem to be talking about the footage.
Mike: This is going to be a nice simple match.
Jorge: Yeah right, they are going to kill each other, this is for all the gold.
The bell rings as they lock up, The bigger of the two Stryker backs him up into the corner, Davis raises his hands and Stryker backs out giving a clean break. The ref looks amazed at a clean break as the lock up again, Stryker slips through and quickly gets in a scoop slam, but Davis spins around for a drop toe hold bouncing up and dropping a snap elbow into the back of the head, Stryker rolls and gets to a knee poised for an attack but Davis is just smiling at him.
Jorge: Some early head games by Jon Davis.
Mike: They know each other so well, who will have that unexpected move.
They lock up again, Davis with a go behind waistlock, but Stryker drills him with an elbow to the side of the head, turns, hooking under the shoulder and brings him up and over with a T-Bone Suplex. Stryker pulls him up quickly, hooking the waist, taking him up, and into a gut-wrench sit out powerbomb. Davis rolls out and slips through to the floor.
Mike: Stryker with a flurry of offense, Davis is on a knee on the outside, feeling the effects of that series of moves.
Jorge: Davis isn't smiling now is he?
Davis gets up on the apron and Stryker comes over, Davis grabs the head and drops down, raking the neck over the top rope. Davis gets back up quickly, jumping up and springboarding into the ring nailing a springboard clothesline. Davis to his feet, with his back to Stryker, spins nailing a spinning leg drop. Davis hooks the leg and covers.
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2...kickout by Stryker. Steve is pulled up and into the corner, where Davis puts the boots to him, several kicks to the stomach, then a spinning kick to the chin. Davis climbs the corner, holding the head, and comes out with a leg drop bulldog out of the corner, rolls him over and hooks the leg again.
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Stryker again kicks out, this one not as strong as the first one. Davis doesn't slow up, he gets him to a seated position, goes to the ropes and nails a seated dropkick to the jaw. Davis goes to the ropes, he looks back, jumps up and comes off the ropes with a springboard moonsault, nailing Stryker, he covers again, not hooking the leg.
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Stryker gets out of the pin, barely. Davis stays on him, grabbing the leg and sliding from the ring. Davis steps back and slams the knee into the steel post. Stryker screams in pain, as Davis does it again.
Jorge: Seems like Davis isn't letting up, they are using everything in this match.
Mike: That they are, what a start, Davis looks great.
Stryker pulls himself back into the ring and rolls out as Davis gets into the ring. Davis runs to the far ropes and then charges at Stryker, diving over the top for a cross body block, but Stryker catches him, then gives him a fallaway slam onto the base of the entrance ramp. Stryker gets to his feet, hobbling still from the work of Davis and pulls Davis up and sends him into the ring, and slides in behind him. Davis getting up, gets an arm pulled through his legs, Stryker lifts him up for a pumphandle slam, Davis slips out and grabbing the head, spins around for a drop down bulldog. He lays an arm across.
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Stryker throws the shoulder up to avoid the pinfall. Davis and Stryker both are getting up, Davis bounces to the ropes, coming off, Stryker catches him and hits a spinning spine buster, driving him into the mat. Steve gets up, and leans against the ropes, trying to get feeling back into the leg. He grabs Davis, hooking and taking him up and over with a vertical suplex, then pulling him up, he throws him over the top to the floor.
Jorge: Both men putting alot out early, and both have taken some big blows.
Mike: It's still anyone's match, both are still in this, Stryker almost pinned twice thus far.
Stryker steps out and jumps to the floor driving and elbow into the back of Davis. Davis drops to one knee, and Stryker grabs the back of the head and slams him into the steel railing, the ribs hitting hard. Steve pulls him to a standing position, scoops and drops him neck first over the railing. He spins Davis around and whips him down the side of the ring, to collide with the railing at the far end of the ring, near Jorge and Mike. Stryker sees their table and pulls Davis near it. He starts by pulling out the monitors, but that is all he gets as Davis gets up on the railing and jumps off connecting with a back elbow that sends Stryker spinning around, his head hits the corner of the steps, and he is instantly busted wide open. Davis grabs him and sends him into the ring, and climbs the corner.
Mike: This could be shutes and ladders.
Jorge: The end also, Stryker is laid out.
The camera spins around to catch a chair shot to the back of Jon Davis as he falls off the corner and slams into the announce table. There we see J-Dawg holding the chair that did the damage.
Jorge: What a shot to the back, that might end this match right there, Stryker is laid out bleeding, and Davis just feel about 15 feet through a table.
Mike: What is J-Dawg doing, he is ruining this match.
Jorge: There is a history with J-Dawg and Stryker that dates back to the days of the Xtreme World Order, maybe that has come back into play.
Since the match was no DQ, nothing can happen. J-Dawg pulls Davis out of the rubble of the table and rolls him into the ring, climbing into the ring afterwards. He hooks davis into a vertical suplex, hooking the leg, lifting him up for a fisherman's suplex, holding him there, he drops straight down, giving him the Pittbull Plunge. J-Dawg helps Steve up, as he does, Stryker is seemingly out of it, J-Dawg directs him to Davis, Stryker grabs him, lifts him and hooks the leg, driving him into the mat with his finisher. Stryker collapses on top.
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Alexia: The winner of the match, and New UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Steve Stryker.
Jorge: Wow, J-Dawg cost Davis the match, but what is his motivation.
Mike: I know Stryker didn't want to win the match that way, but at the moment he couldn't care, his face and hair is blood red.
Jorge: Davis had it won, but J-Dawg was the deciding factor, J-Dawg is leaving the ring, and heading back out through the crowd.
Mike: Folks we are rapidly running out of time here, Steve Stryker has won the UWF World Title, but this is far from over.
Jorge: I agree, next month, the PPV Shatterpoint will debut, see you next week for Saturday Night Carnage.
Mike: Stryker vs Souza 2, the rematch we all wanna see.
END OF SHOW!!!!