Sardar jee

                One Train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and Then came back on the tracks.The passengers were horrified . On the next railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc. The Authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger!? You should have run over that person.
Sardarji said: Exactly! That is what I also decided but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close!

                
Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
          "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"