DINNER

        A little boy's prayer: "Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my
 mommy and my sister and  my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please
 take care of yourself, God.  If anything happens to  you, we're gonna
 be in a big mess."

          A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
 her six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?".  "I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied. "Just say what you hear  Mommy say," the mother said. The little girl bowed her head and said, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"