Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces."Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

                    Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?    Because below 18 was not allowed.

                How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?      Tell him a joke on Wednesday.>>      

               Why can't Sardar dial 911?  They can not find the eleven on the phone.

                   Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a  job. He promptly filled the columns  titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column, Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes      

                  Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents  and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing  the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs  his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn."   He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.  He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still  wanted to take revenge.    Happy as he is now starts singing and says

                        "so ja machchar, bete so ja".

After some time he  finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonn"