SARDAR JEE

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate:

Mother :Sikh. 

Father: Sikh. 

Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese"
when both parents are Sikh?"
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese." !!!!!!!!!!!

            Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

             Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one .He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and AGAIN barefeet!"

   Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to
Amritsar?"

  "Just a sec,"says the rep. Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

                Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a  Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes"."Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

         Sardarji is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it. A passerby warnshim "Sardarji, you're gonna fall down!" "Hardly," says he and falls. Thenhe looks after the passer-by and mumbles "Must have been a wizard."

   Two Sardarjis are in a railway station. "Can I take this train
to Ludhiana?" asks the first. " No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.

                 A man was  walking in the street  when he heard a voice."Stop!  Stand  still!  If you take  one  more  step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."  The man  stopped and a big  brick  fell  right in front  of him.  The man was astonished.  He went on, and after  awhile  he was  going to cross  the  road.  Once  again  the  voice  shouted:  "Stop! Stand  still!  If you take one more step a car will run over you and you  will  die."  The man did as he was  instructed, just as a car  came  careening  around  the  corner,  barely missing  him.  "Where  are  you?"  the man  asked.  "Who are you?"  "I am your guardian  angel," the voice answered.  "Oh yeah?"  the man asked....  "And where the hell were you when I got married?"