You Might Be A Canadian Witch If...
1) Your idea of going skyclad is going without long underwear.
2) All your sabbats seem to center around the theme: "I wish winter would end, I wish winter would end..."
3) Your statues of the Goddess and God are snowmen.
4) Beer is the ceremonial wine.
5) You worship the mighty NHL god.
6) You end all spells, invocations, etc. with the word "eh".
7) Your staff is actually your family shotgun that's been handed down over the generations.
8) Your athame is a hunting knife.
9) You don't dance around the maypole for fertility, you do it to keep warm.
10) The after sabbat party is a tail-gate party.