League History

2015

Anyone's guess what the fuck will happen. No doubt Murph will spread his cheeks for Daou again.

2014

The first 'real and proper year' of the Two Points League, 2014 saw the Two Points League take to the international scene with coaches travelling Europe, North America and South America at various points of the season. It was also a year of administrative change as the league was to be commissioned not by one single coach but by a five man board comprising the Founding Coaches of the first year. With The Board running the league coaches could at last see a collusion free and well run season on the horizon but for Dom this was unacceptable. He grew jealous, perhaps because this season would be conducted better than the one he commissioned or perhaps because he was still a bitter cunt about his sacking in the first year. Dom then boycotted The Board and started his own league with Daou as the commissioner but unbeknownst to Dom, Daou was a Founding Coach and was loyal to The Board. So the five members agreed to go underground using Daou as a front while they secretly ran the league as the newly formed Council. Shortly after teams had been drafted, Murph, without missing a beat was raped by Daou for teh second year in a row. Though, the trade was soon reversed under orders from The Council and Murph was sternly warned. Murph repeated the trade within a couple of weeks like a fucking dumb cunt.

Members - Four more coaches were recruited, including a third Cardamone. Danny, Calv, Nitas, Daou, Stefan, Dom, Damo, Murph, Dave, Campbell, Dyl, Pike, Adrian, Larosa.
Premiership -  Danny
League Medal - Gary Ablett
Drafted Teams
Player Movement
Overall Stats
Records 

2013

Things seemed promising for a short while but it was a year doomed from the very beginning when Dom somehow ended up as commissioner and a second Cardamone was introduced. Draft Day, D-Day for some, 9 of 10 coaches sat at Stefan's house waiting for Calv to arrive when it was decided that the draft would commence without him. Calv's draft pick was taken from the hat to reveal the coveted first pick. The 9 coaches agreed to place the pick back into the hat and give him ninth. Once Calv arrived, he was assured that the draft order was unmarred by corruption. This immediately resulted in the entire season being void. During the course of the year many arguments ensured regarding rules and punishments. Unsurprisingly, the commissioner, Dom could have been likend to tits in a bull. This year can also be noted for Daou relentlessly taking Murph's good players for spuds. All in all a fucked up year filled with mismanagement, collusion and trades comparable to no consensual sex which was undoubtedly Dom's fault.

Members - Four new coaches were recruited. Danny, Calv, Nitas, Daou, Stefan, Dom, Damo, Murph, Dave, Campbell.
Premiership -  Daou*
League Medal - Scott Pendlebury
*Season void and therefore premiership also void.

2012

In the beginning, The Founders said 'Let there be Ultimate Footy' and there was Ultimate Footy and they saw that The League was good and they called The League the Two Points League. In the trial year of Ultimate Footy there were only six Coaches; Danny, Calv, Nitas, Daou, Stefan and Dom. Dom was promptly sacked after giving up because his team was auto drafted. In later years the remaining members or Founding Coaches would go on to become what is now known as The Council.

Members - Danny, Calv, Nitas, Daou, Stefan, Dom/Ray*.
*After Dom's sacking, Ray, Daou's brother was appointed as replacement coach.