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You Know Your A Mother When
You count the number of sprinkles on each kids cupcake
to make sure they are equal.
You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke
your childs favorite toy and made him cry.
You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
Your child throws up and you catch it.
Someone elses child throws up at a party and you keep
eating.
You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.
Your child insists that you read "Once Upon A
Potty" out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office,
and you do it.
You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only
one your child eats.
You stop criticizing the way your Mother raised you.
You say at least once a day "I'm not cut out for
this job," but you know you wouldn't trade it for
anything.
Wishing you a Mother's Day as Wonderful as You Are
 
 
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