7/21/04
Sarah's E-Mail reads: FUN FACT #2: The fastest served tennis ball was clocked at 154mph in 1963.
Alex replies: Andy Roddick holds the fastest serve at 153mph. He recently broke the previous record, which was also his.
Sarah, argues back: Not according to my Snapple bottle he didn't!!
7/21/04 Lunch Convo
Jake starts out the convo: I feel sorry for Martha Stewart. People like her should not be put in jail.
Alex replies: Are you kidding?
Jake comments: Jail is so unpleasant. I feel sorry for anyone who has to go there!!!
Sarah chimes in: But that is why it is jail and not Disneyland. People would like to go to Disneyland!
7/27/04 Ayanna E-Mail
Ayanna states: So that we are all clear about what I am, I have composed this excel document. It gives detail regarding both of my parents. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask.
Sarah: "I need a Gin & Tonic to sober up!"
Sarah after we went to Popeye's and then SAV-ON: "I've got grape flavored blow all over my pants!"
Kayla: "Livin' Lagina Loca!"
Ken on the way home from Sunset Blvd: "EZ LUBE!"
Sarah: "Once I chased a donkey!...If I were a horse, I wouldn't want to get with NO DONKEY"
Ayanna: "I feel some kinda way about that"
"What would Britney do??"
Sarah: "Albany's not in the middle of nowhere, we have terrorists too!"
Jake: "Tamika's First Kwanzaa, it's a real book!"
"Hello, my name is GLORIA GOMEZ' GON'ZALES like from channel 4 news...."
White racist = Ayanna
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