G'Day Mate! Me name is OCKER and this is my missus SHEILA!

How are you all today? Well we have created this page just for some fun. I try to consider myself as a fairdinkum trueblue AUSSIE bloke, maybe it might have something to do with me being born here! but I also created this page to show all you blokes and sheilas some things about us Aussies. So grab yourself a stubbie and take a gander at the links below that I have found for you.
Who knows! you just might find something on this page or in the links, especially in the sports link! that you like and then you can take it to work with you and pull the piss out of your mates in an typical Aussie Ocker way without your mates even knowing it!
While you are looking at my links! make sure you take a gander at the John Williamson link as he is a bonzer bloke who has some bloody fanastic typical Aussie songs that you might like!

Heres some of our aussie slang!

Anzac = A person in the military from Australia or New Zealand

Ardunno = I have no idea

Battler = Someone down on their luck

Billabong = A waterhole

Bludge = To be lazy

Chock a Block = Absolutely full

Coathanger = Sydney Harbour Bridge

Drongo = A fool

Dunny = An outside toilet

Esky = A beer cooler

Fairdinkum = True and honest

-and the list goes on and if you want to take a gander at some more AUSSIE SLANG just click my link below.

This a picture of my ugly head.
YEAH I KNOW! I got a face like a dropped pie, but you know what? I don't give a bugger!



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THE FOUR DIFFERENT STAGES OF ONE OF MY DAYS AT THE LOCAL PUB

STAGE 1 .............. ......

Me at my best at the pub!!!

STAGE 2...............................................

This is what I act like while having a few quiet beers at the pub!

STAGE 3.........................

This is just like me walking home after a few quiet schooners at the local pub.

STAGE 4 ..........I cannot show a photo here due to the fact that I dont want to scare any kids, but you could guess to what I would look like after my missus has finished with me when I finally pour myself through the front door.

Have a gander at these GREAT links






TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BOOK!!!!
If you like typical Aussie sense of humour, well this is the book for you.
JUST CLICK ON THE ABOVE BOOK COVER

As you can see us Aussies from the land down under do have a few different words of our own, but if you ever get a chance to visit our country you will no doubt take some of our phrases and slang back with you. So there is NO WORRIES MATE!

CHEERS MATE!

If you do ever get the chance, make sure you have yourself a barbie while having a few stubbies while you are here and maybe I will bump into you at a cricket match on a sunday arvo, I will be the bloke with a stubbie in one hand and a meat pie in the other while sitting on my esky full of coldies.

See ya later mate!

NOW THE LINK I CONSIDER TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT ON THIS PAGE

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE TRUE MEANING OF THE WORD HEROES IS, WELL CLICK ON THE ABOVE LINK TO FIND OUT.

FOR WITHOUT THE COURAGE OF THESE MEN AND WOMEN, AUSTRALIA WOULD NOT BE THE WONDERFUL COUNTRY IT IS TODAY

THANKS MATE FOR STOPPING BY!!!

Click on the above link to see a

great AUSSIE entertainer

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The Short and Tall of It All- UGG Australia

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