| Welcome to Vanderhoff's Page |
| Vanderhoff is crazy. Yes, crazy. So crazy that he was once a puppet. But you'll see that later. This is his dedicated page in this affiliate of pages of Fork in the Toaster. So have fun, unless you're a squirrel... |
| The Theory of Vanderhoff: Pinnocchiohoff A crazy old man with one arm, an eyepatch, and half a liver found a log and decided to make a puppet out of it. He called it Pinnocchiohoff. That night, the Chartreus fairy came down and granted Pinnocchiohoff life. However, he was soon captured by midgets and sent to work in a circus. He was the amazing Puppet Boy! But he then went postal and killed everyone. But before the Ringleader was killed, Pinnocchiohoff was packaged up and sent to Wal-mart in a crane machine. Then Miles and the MPH saw this puppet and won it out of the machine. But it tried to kill them, and just in the nick of time they threw an orange peel at him and he became a real boy and kept his craziness bottled up except for squirrels. |
| Vanderfacts: -His name can be changed to anything. -He hates squirrels. -He hates stop signs. -He hates penguins. -He hates pengquirrel signs. -He once ate a fry that was on the cafeteria floor for 2 weeks. -Seriously. Change his name to anything. It's crazy. -Has a disease called Vertigo that makes him go blind and mute. -Had a friend named Boopul, who was a piece of string. Sadly, he passed away because of Miles killing him. -Moved to Clarksville, right out of Wilmington, OH. |
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| Pinnocchiohoff |
| I remember falling into a river and some kid picked me up. The kid took me home, then his mom threw me in the garbage (I think I had a dead fish in my pants). My new home for a year was a garbage site (whatever happens at the garbage dump, better stay in the garbage dump!). After that the garbage man was walking by and picked me up, and he decided to take me with him. He had ideas of making a bomb out of me, so I rolled out of his truck as fast as I could. Luckily, I rolled into a toy store, where they would fix me up, take the fish out, and not turn me into an explosive. One night while I was there, a trapeze acrobat astronaut lizard gene simmons singing monkey fairy thing appeared out of nowhere and was going to grant me three wishes. My first wish was to talk (which was really hard to tell it at first), my second wish was to walk, but she decided to make it where I would gradually turn into a real boy overtime. so I never got my last wish. I still looked like a puppet for a few days though, and also the employees of the store threw me in the claw machine, to make matters worse. Then that's where the MPH and Miles came in. |
| This is the TRUE story of Vanderhoff's arrival as told by him in an interview in 2007: |
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