-You can change his name to anything (Example: Vanderbiscuit)
-Seriously... Anything... It's crazy
-Only family members can call him by his first name.
-Has vertigo (Causes temporary deafness and blindness).
-He's not very social.
-Has a Nintendo Wii. (Vanderwii)
-Throws money into groups of people to watch them jump for it.
-Ate a week old fry that was on the ground.
-His uncle stapled himself in the crotch.
-Stabs people with his ruler.
We have no idea how Vanderhoff came into existence. So, we came up with this theory of how we met him:
Miles and I were walking through Wal-Mart and saw one of those crane machine games. Inside was a puppet in which we thought was awesomeness. So, we played the game and out popped this puppet that immediately came to life. That's how we met Vanderhoff.
I came up with another theory:
This is the same one as on the Miles Pac page. I believe that I am currently in a coma, and since Vanderhoff is my most recent imaginary friend, he disappeared first (moving to Wilmington). He's kind of like my imaginary cat Mr. Fluffy. He was green and moved to Florida when I was in sixth grade... I haven't heard from him ever since then or even thought of him until now. Anyway, I believe that I am waking up from my coma and my dream-like state this minute, so that's why he disappeared.
Stop Signs
Squirrels
Penguins
Pengquirrel Signs (Hybrid between a stop sign, a squirrel, and a penguin)