Miles Pac Figures: Set 5: Pass The Cranberry Sauce

Miles Pac Figures: Set 5: Pass The Cranberry Sauce
Created 11/21/07

Back to Ye Olde Feast of Miles

Greetings Bretherin! May I present to ye the next set of Miles Pac Figures! 'Tis that time of year where Miles goes crazy with delight! It's Thanksgiving! And to celebrate that, I give you all the next set of Miles Figures!

Let's go on with the feast of figures! Hope you don't get... stuffed! Ah ha ha! Oh, these puns are killing me.... It's a gourd thing that this will all be over soon... AAH! I CAN'T STOP!
Native American Miles:
We took his land, but he gets an awesome figure! He even has a terrific sense of humor about it all! Look at his silly little grin! It just makes you all giddy inside! Thanks for the Maize! It was so... a-maize-ing! ... Now get out! Complete with a feather in his hair and leather pants and moccasins to give it that authentic, pink Native look!
**Pilgrim Miles**:
"April Showers bring May Flowers, but what do Mayflowers bring?" Fat pink guys in weird looking clothes, that's what it brings little Suzy! Landing on Plymouth Rock back in 1620, he decided to just sit around and eat at a feast that would later be the demise of the Natives. "Oh hey guys. How's it goin'. Um... Thanks for giving us the food and all, but... we want your land now. So... Yeah... How bout that." This figure even has a hat with a buckle on it! Yay buckle-hats!!
**Turkey Suit Miles**:
Gobble Gobble! It's Tuuuurkey Suit Miles! Gobble! He doesn't want to be eaten on Thanksgiving, but he'll sneak onto your table as a turkey and gobble up all of your food! Gobble!
Cornucopia Miles:
Oh no! Miles got into the cornucopia! He's eating all of the decorative gourds and whatnot! Someone better stop him! Steve! Get in there! Try and stop him!... HEY! NO! He just ate Steve! Why'd ya do that! He was the auto mechanic that we all invited over for some odd reason or another... Who really knows... I don't. But still! He ate him!
Miles Pac Macy's Thanksgiving Day Float:
This makes it all better that he ate Steve! If you don't know what the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is... Something's wrong with you! Every year up in New York, there's a huge parade that has balloons, floats, marchers, performers, and some weird float from Discovery Kids... Yeah... Last year was like this weird thing with a rhino... Really weird... Didn't make much sense. Anyway! This float has a mecha Miles on it with a turkey leg, which opens up to reveal Pilgrim Miles in his throne (AKA a La-Z Boy Recliner). This float will run you over if you don't watch out. It's right on the way to a Deli!

Well... That's all for this set. The feast is over now... Whew. Now let me see if there's anything left... Nope... Darn. Looks like I'm going hungry... Darn it. Why'd I have to invite Miles to my Thanksgiving dinner... Oh well...

Coming up: What season's filled with happiness, presents galore, and possible snow days which might shut down the schools, but due with the luck of Washington Court House, it's not happening? Find out next time!

If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or possibly some type of food, you can contact me at [email protected]. Have a happy Thanksgiving everyone!