| Miles Pac Figures: Set 4: Halloweentime Created 10/27/07 |
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| Back to Miles' Grave |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, Monsters and Ghouls, may I present to you a sight so frightening, you won't be able to sleep for a month. Straight out of the grave, it's |
| Be prepared: You may just lose your appetite from these dastardly demons and ghoulish gourds. Frankenstein Miles: Created from discarded bubble gum and corpses, here lies Frankenmiles. He hates fires, loves music, and was created by a madman trying to bring the dead back to life! Ladies, bachelor number one! Dracula Miles: "I vant to drink your burger! Blaaah!" He's been terrorizing bakeries around Transylvania for centuries, but can now be found on your desktop eating all of your cookies! Watch out for him: One bite will turn you into a vampire as well! Wolfman Miles: Is there a full moon? Indeed there may be! Wolfman Miles is out to turn all into a werewolf as well! Modeled after the classic Wolfman from 1941, he's out to get ya! Arooo! Werewolves of Court House! Aroooooooo! Check out his freaky-deaky look in his eyes! He's just itchin' for someone to scratch his ear! Mummy Miles: Found in a tomb in Egypt back in the 1900s, it's the mummy of King Tonsofpinkness. It was brought to life through the curse of the mummy, and it's not a happy camper! Watch out! He just might be hungry after all this millenia! Invisible Man Miles: Wha? Huh? Where'd he go! After an experiment with a new drug called monocane, he found the secret of invisibility! They always said it was hard to not see a pink person, but he made it possible! Creature from the Black Lagoon Miles: Found after an expedition to the Amazon, it's the Creature from the Black Lagoon! There's no way to eat a burger underwater without it getting soggy, so he's furious! He'll come after you and get revenge on all of those showing off their fancy Angus Burgers from McDonalds! Stay away from the lagoon: He'll tear you leg off with his superbuff gills! Ghost Miles: See? What did I tell you! Miles was eating a hamburger by the lagoon and the creature tore his leg off and ate away at Miles! Now he's just a poor, poor ghost wandering off, just wanting a hamburger. Ha ha. Pumpkin Miles: What's Halloween without pumpkins? Just some other day in October, that's what! Here we see a pumpkin from a gigantic pumpkin farm specializing on oddly shaped pumpkins! Jeez... That was the longest pumpkin sentence I've ever said! Woot! Witch Miles: "Double double, toil and trouble. Eggs will fry and milkshakes bubble!" Miles is a witch! Eeh hee hee! He'll fly off on his broom to cause havoc in the town tonight! He'll use his witchcraft to turn you into a frog! Aah! Devil Miles: "The Devil Went Down to Kentucky. He was looking for some chicken to steal." He made a deal... He tried the fiddle but failed miserably. Now Miles must wear that ridiculous outfit for all of eternity! Unless he can find some Silly Putty or something... That won't be too hard. Zombie Miles: Unnh... Unnh. He doesn't request brains too much, but this time, he is. Miles has been bitten by a zombie and has become one himself... That calls for... ZOMBIE BATTLE ROYALE! Woot! But he lost his left arm in the last one, so we'll have to find a new one! One bite from him will leave you walking around eating flesh and freaking people out! **Phantom of the Opera Miles**: Yeah... I needed a filler for this set, so here's the Phantom! He is terribly scarred and goes around Cafeterias, not Operas... Jeez! Get with the times, old man! Operas are getting too old! So, he goes around cafeterias stealing lunches and whatnot from citizens! He's got a mask, hiding his burn marks from when he tried to get a french fry out of a vat of sizzling oil. Well folks, that's all for now. And like I have said for the past 3 times, I always get permission from Miles himself before these are made and/or sent out. Stay tuned... There's more things coming up. Have a safe and happy Halloween and just don't go to Miles' house. He may steal your candy. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or pitchforks, contact me at [email protected]. |