| Kitchen... The place where everyone meets and has conversation. I, of course have no use for it, being a vampire and all, but everyone else uses it. I've decided to include a list of things I usually find burning in my kitchen. Brownies: Read the instructions. I usually find Trowa burning these. Charcoal Briquittes, as we call them. We also broke a knife cutting them once. Do NOT let Trowa make brownies. Let Quatre. He makes yummy triple fudge brownies, so says Duo. Duo's famous concoction: 1. find box of mac and cheese, make to instructions. 2. hollow out a loaf of french bread. Eat insides of bread. 3. pour half a box of Wheaties into mac and cheese, stir. 4. cut up some ham and stir in. 5. stuff into bread. 6 eat. Duo's famous concoction 2 1. make 1 cup rice. 2. stir in 1 cup Pizza Hut ranch dressing (that you must steal from Trinity) 3. melt in 2 slices of American cheese 4. Stir and eat. Blueberry Pancakes (Trowa's favorite) 1. Find box of pancake mix, make to instructions 2. add bluberries. 3. brown and serve. Trinity's carmel popcorn made for the guys 1. put 2 cups of sugar in pan 2. add teaspoon water. 3. heat on high until melted. stirring all the while. 4. throw a bag of popcorn in the microwave 5. let melted sugar boil, add a little vanilla flavoring. do not let it burn will make huge mess and awful smell when it burns 6. pour popcorn in microwave safe bowl. 7. pour sugar mixture on top. 8 let cool for a while, eat. Duo's famous concoction 3 1. find 2 pieces of bread. 2. put peanut butter on one. 3. put some bolonga on it. 4. add you favorite chips 5. add a slice of cheese 6. melt together. 7. eat with Pizza Hut ranch dressing Dairy Grove's breakfast of champions 1. make fries 2. take a fry, and wrap a pickle around it. 3. dip in chili 4. eat. 5. wash, rinse, repeat Duo's Famous Concoction 4 1. Beg Heero to take you out somewhere. 2. Buy Ben and Jerry's mint chocolate chip ice cream 3. misplace spoons. cry. ignore Heero when he looks at you funny 4. go to friend's house to look for spoons 5. sit in driveway when they don't answer the door 6. attempt to break in, run away when alarms go off. 7. go bother Trinity at Pizza Hut 8. Meanwhile, manage to steal 1 large pepperoni and sausage pizza, 5 breadsticks, a salad, fettchini alfredo with cheese, and several cups of ranch dressing. 9. Laugh and eat ice cream. 10. Tell employees to go back to work. 11. have food for the next week. Thanks to Neogreen13, Nanashix4, and Miguel for their help in creating this list. All Concoctions were created and copyrighted by Neogreen13. All recipes may be used for personal use, of course at your own risk. Every recipe has actually been created and eaten by Neogreen13. So, yes they are edible. But like I said, at your own risk. Don't say I didn't tell you so. |
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