| Duo Maxwell... Trinity: *Duct tapes Duo to the chair.* Be right back *Runs out the door. Grabs Trowa by the back of the shirt* Hey Tro, can I borrow one of your throwing knives? Trowa: Yeah, sure. What for? T: Interview with Duo... Tro: Oh. *hands knife to her* Have fun! T: Thanks *Tucks knife into boot strap* Heero! Where are you? Heero: *pokes out of his room* Yes? T: Can I borrow a gun? H: Why? T: Interview with Duo. H: Yea... By all means. Please shoot him. T: Ha ha, very funny. You love him and you know it. H: Hn. *hands .45mm to her* T: Thanks. *wanders down the hall to where she has been doing interviews* Now I'm prepared *Tucks gun in her waistband. Opens door to a struggling Duo, surprisingly still taped down* D: Where have you been? I've been sitting in here all by myself. T: Gathering things. Let's begin. D: Any intentions of untaping me? T: No. D: *whine* T: You know you like it. I tried finding leather bondage straps, but I couldn't ease them away from Quatre. Sorry. D: *wimper* T: I said sorry. Now are you going to answer some questions, or are we going to continue this pointless banter. D: *nods* Uh huh. T: Good. Sex? D: Good, I think. Ask Heero. T: *smacks forehead.* I need to stop asking that question. Gender! D: Oh! Male I guess. T: You guess. You don't even know your own gender! AHHHHHH!!!!! D: Why don't you just sit on my lap and we can ponder that question. T: AHHHHHH!!!!!! Your boyfriend will kill me. D: *Gives that stupid assed grin* T: NO! Next question. Hair Color? D: *throws his braid over his shoulder* That color. T: If I didn't like long hair on guys I'd be cutting that off about now. D: *whimper. Takes his braid and holds it protectively in his mouth.* T: Now what color is it? D: Brawn. T: Much better. Eye Color? D: *wedges his hand out of the tape and points at his eye.* T: AHHHHH!!!!! when did you get untaped? D: *Untapes the rest of himself and plants himself in Trinity's lap.* T: *Still holding the roll of duct tape that she meant to retape Duo down with. Jaw still agape* D: *takes the tape from her and tapes himself onto her lap.* There much better. T: ... D: Trin? T: ... D: Trinity? T: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile Outside the Door... Quatre: That's like the 4th time she's screamed... Trowa: You think they've killed each other yet? Heero: Let's hope. They're both annoying. Trowa: Heero. Don't say things like that. Trinity has been kind enough to let us stay here for a while. Quatre: I still don't know about the idea of taking up residence with a vampire... Zechs: *wanders up from downstairs* What's going on? Trowa: We think Trinity and Duo are killing each other. Zechs: Oh, ok *Starts to wander back down* Quatre: Don't you fear for her life? Zechs: Huh? Oh. She can take care of herself. I would more fear for that idiots life. Heero: That's Baka. Zechs: Hn. Heero: Hn. Heero and Zechs: *give each other the death glare.* Back Inside... D: Now, It's that color. *Points at his eye again* T: *nudges his elbow and Duo pokes himself in the eye* tee hee hee D: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! T: Serves you right. Now your eye is Black and Blue. D: That was not funny and most bruises are purple anyway. Not Blue. T: At least that bruise will match your eyes. D: Shut up. T: Make me. D: Hn. T: *returns his smile from earlier* Now what's your height? D: Hn. T: Duo you agreed to this interview, now play along. D: 156cm T: Better. Weight? And it can't be too much, cause you're not that heavy. D: Hey! I resent that! I only weigh 43 kilos. T: Okay. Nationality D: *starts singing* I'm proud to be an American!!!!!!! T: AHHHHH!!!! Quit it. D: But I am. All though I hitch hiked my way to L2, I was born an American *starts singing again* T: Please Stop. D: Oh. all right. T: Next question then... Gundam and Pilot number? D: My Pilot number is 02. I am currently piloting Deathscythe Hell Custom, but i've piloted the 2 previous models. Deathscythe and Deathscythe Hell. T: What is with you and death? Is it anything like my affection with death? D: Well I am Shinigami. It comes with the job description. T: Mind explaining what Shinigami means, for those who don't speak Japanese... D: Shinigami literalty translated is God of Death. T: Maybe my next question will explain many things. Please tell us your background... D: Well.... I'm a war orphan, so I hitchhiked my way to L2 when I was 7. I met up with Solo. He was the leader of a gang of kids. Then the plauge hit the colony. I stole the vaccine from a lab, before I could get back, he died. So then we were adopted by the Maxwell church. Then some soldier blew up the church and killed everyone inside. Except me. I then fell into the care of Professor G. He trained me to pilot the Gundams. T: Whoa! Duo be serious. That's a change. D: Yeah, and don't tell the others that I have a seriousness and senstivity to me. T: Fine, any last comments? D: Not really... Why does that sound like you're giving me my last rites? T: I dunno. D: Oh. You gonna untape me? T: You're the one who taped yourself to me, untape yourself. D: oh yeah...Hey when you do Fei's interview can you count the number of times he says 'Justice' and 'Injustice'. T: Sure, why? D: Quatre and I have this bet going. Everytime he says 'Justice', I owe Quatre $10. Everytime Fei says 'Injustice' Quatre owes me $10. T: I see. You getting off my lap anytime soon? D: Actually, I'm starting to like it up here... T: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
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