| Becka's answer to the challenge... WARNINGS: Several months ago, Becka stated that she rather read Yaoi than talk to a certain male friend. I then asked if she rather read Yaoi containing that certain male friend than talk to him. She challenged me that I couldn't write it. I threw the challenge back at her, this is her version. Challenge Rules: Must be 2x3 Hints at H+3 Hints at R+1 Must be at a Pool Party/ Bacholor party Must contain the following lines: Something about "It didn't fit" "How's it hanging." "I'm super thanks for asking" Said by 2 3 singing the 'Discovery Channel Song' All names must be changed before posting. Disclaimer: We don't own Gundam Wing, in fact, Becka doesn't even know what a Gundam is. This story was written with other people in mind. I asked if i could change the names and edit it slightly. If you are really interested in the real version, please email myself or Becka. Pairings: 2x3, hinted at Rx1, H+3, Previous 1x3 and HxUnnamed female. Caution: OOC Trowa, Duo, and Heero being a whore. (sorry Heero) AU "Honey, sweetie, my Queen..." Heero begged Queen Relena. "My Heero, what do you want? If it's to see if your play toy will fit...it hasn't fit the last 300 times, it ain't gonna fit now." Relena was really a bitch in disguise. "No, my queen. I want a party before we are going to get married." "How many times do I have to tell you I am not going to Las Vegas to get married, but because I'm feeling nice, i'll let you have the party. We'll make it a pool party...I love watching your friends in speedos anyway." "Who should I invite?" "Every guy in the kingdom?" "Even Trowa, after both of us have been with him?" "Yes, i would like to see what he is up to." And that's how the party was planned. The day of the party, everyone came, the pool was full with hundreds of guys with big muscles and speedos. Trowa was the only guy who wasn't having fun. 'The Discovery Channel' song came on....Trowa danced in his chair and sang with the crowd "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Do it again now. You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." Then a guy with a bright red, tight speedo sat next to him. "Hey, how's it hanging?" "Not much. I'm supposed to be with Hilde, my girlfriend, but she told me to come here instead. How about you?" "I'm super thanks for asking. Hey, you know what would be really super? If you would take a swim with me..." "No, that's okay. I'm just going to wait until they open the gifts and get going." "You know I have ways of getting you to swim..." He started to rub Trowa's inner thigh. "I...I don't know..." Trowa was really nervous. He only went out with one other guy, Heero, which everyone in the kingdom had done. Trowa knew he had a girlfriend who had many adventures with her girlfriends in the shower, but he hoped that was in the past for her. But then he thought about himself and four other girls in the shower...well that might not be that bad. As he zoned out, he felt something rub his slowly hardening crotch. "Come on, take off your shirt..." as he heard his suitor and realized that he has been his 'little friend' the whole time. "Damnit," Trowa has a wet spot on his speedo from the precum. "where did everyone go?" "They went to open presents, I suppose." "oh, good we should go in." Just then the other man staddled Trowa, and deeply kissed him. At first Trowa tried to stop him, he then thought if he stays still it wouldn't be so good. But the kiss was really good. Meanwhile, the ed speedo clad man was trying to take off Trowa's shirt. He kissed down his chest, pulling the damp speedo off with his teeth. He saw Trowa was fully erect and ready to be juiced. He reclined the patio chair back so he could get a better angle at Trowa's cock. He then sucked on it as if it was a popsicle on the hottest day of the year. "Oh, God, we....really...need to....get in...inside..."Trowa breathed heavily. The assault on Trowa continued as he swallows that bit of the juices. Once Trowa was limp, his assaliant directed him over to the picnic table. Trowa bent over the table, meanwhile his soon to be lover grabbed some baby oil out of his bag and took off his speedo and oiled up his dick and greased up Trowa's ass. "Let me know if this hurts." Very slowly he slid the tip of his dick into him. "Ooooo..." "If you want it harder, then tell me." "Yes, yes....harder, harder!" he shoved the rest of his shaft into Trowa. "Yes, yes. Make it fly." He went into and out of Trowa as he screamed louder. Trowa's assalaint pumped his load into him. Then they heard someone announce that the strippers were there. Both men snapped back to reality, and got redressed. "You know Duo, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Owari... Duo: Know something, I think I like Heero being a whore. Heero: Omae O Korosu. D: Hey, I didn't write it. Remember the girl who wrote this doesn't know anything about us. H: Hn. Trowa: Now why am I always the person being taken advantage of? D: Because you're cute. My question is: Where the hell did the phrase "make it fly" come from? I'm gonna hope it's a personal experience thing. T: She did get one thing right, Relena really is a bitch. Back Down the Hall... |