Truly Warped Top Ten List

A Truly Warped Top Ten List!

Top Ten Signs Your Having An Even Worse Day!

Source: Somebody E-mailed me this and it sounded cool.

9. You get a letter from Ed McMahon informing you, "There is no way in Hell that you could win one million dollars."

8. You get ID'd trying to purchase a Parker Bros. game that says, "For ages 8 & up."

7. You get locked in a room with a 76 year old man who just can't wait to try out his new dentures.

6. You go to the dentist for a checkup and after he insists on an anesthetic, you wake up with somebody else's pants on.

5. You get a call from a guy trying to sell you siding, but instead of throwing a sales pitch, he repeatedly asks what you are wearing.

4. You get thrown into a game of twister with two 400 lb brothers named Jimmy Ray and Billy Joe.

3. You find out that dog that keeps jumping up on your leg is really just a horny midget.

2. An 87 year old woman slaps you on the ass and says, "Now that's a nice piece of meat."

1. Your best friend confides in you that he IS Jesus Christ and you must follow him to the promised land.