A Wacky Pumpkin Story!!

Submitted By Grant

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident
of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 PM Friday. 
Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, 
public indecency, and public intoxication at the County 
courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that, 
as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. 
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County 
courthouse.Davidson went on to state that he pulled over 
to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt
was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it and 
proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was 
just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident 
embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed 
to notice the Municipal Police car approaching and was 
unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor 
approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for 
sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to(Davidson) 
and he's....just working away at this pumpkin."Taylor went
on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. 
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you 
realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real 
surprised (as you'd expect) and then looked me straight in
the face and said, 'A pumpkin?  Damn....is it midnight
already?'"