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Your email address: (e.g.:
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The Band's Name Is:
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The Weenies
Mystery Meat
Death By Stereo
Stomach Monkey's
The Buttmunchers
Lord's Of The Dark
Goth Cowboys
PsYcHo DoG
We play sucky music
Toe Fungas
Who Booked This Crap?
We Wish We Were Nirvana
Uranus Knockwood
WormMachine
Noise Suckers
Mumrat
Poophead
Satan's Tricycle
Ronald McF--Ker On Trial
Frog Vomit
Pretty Boys With No Talent
Buy our music or we on the street!
ARMY VET MAILMAN ON PROZAC
Bite Me Elmo's
Smurfkiller
This Band Plays:
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Rock
Punk
Ska
Metal
Pop
Really Sucky Music!
Band's Name Was Inspired By:
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Something We Thought Up Coming Here
One Of My Hallicinations
My Mommy Thought it up
The Trend Of Really Dumb Alt Rock Names
We Named The Band?
Some Childhood Flashback
Band's Goal Is To:
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The Love Of Making Our Music And The Adulation Of The Fans (Yeah Right!)
Some Worthy Cause We'll Forget When We Sell Out!
To Imitate Other Bands Who Are Helluva Lot Better And Steal Their Styles..
To Become Famous And Win Fans Then Blow It All Away On Cheap Women And Drugs
Stop That Turtle Wearing A Fez To Stop Chasing me!!
To Make A Lot Of Crummy Merchandise Off Our Sucky Music Then Make A Ton Of Money!
The Drummer Is:
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Some Loser Who Nobody Pays Attention To
A Ex-Freak Show Performer
The Lead Singer's UnEmployed Brother
A Replacement For The Original Drummer Who Got Busted
The Bassist Is:
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Some Guy Who Can't Play Bass But Looks Good Pretending
Lives With His Mom And 50 Cats!
A Man Whose Vocabulary Consists Of.."Uhh" "Err"
Was Seen On "Star Search" 270 Times!
The Lead Guitarist Is:
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A Prehistoric Dinosaur From The 70's Lookin For A Come Back
Partially Deaf In Both Ears
Has A Deal With The Devil
Was Seen On America's Most Wanted
The Lead Singer Is:
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Pretty Boy Who Repeats The Same Damn Lines Over And Over
Deeply Emotionally Wussy
Impossible To Tell If It Is Male Or Female
Fights With His Brother In The Band To Get Attention
Steals Lines From Other Songs And Incorperates Them In His Own
Has So Many Tattoos People Tend To Read Him Than Listen To Him
Angry Feminist Singer Who Sounds Like A Goat In Heat
Riding On The Coatails Of Famous Singer Father But Has No Real Talent To Boot..
Special Gimmick The Band Does:
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Holding Up The Audience At Gun Point When Concert Ends
Setting Their Roadies On Fire
Taking A Whiz On The Audience
Getting Groupies Then Getting Their Asses Kicked By Their BoyFriends
Held Acoustic Benefit Concert To Make Money To Get Their Amplefiers Outta The Pawn Shop
Instead Of Trashing Hotels They Trash Motel 6's
Band's Manager Is:
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Skipped Town With All Of The Band's Earnings
Only One In The Group With Any Real Talent
Office Is The Hood Of A Burnt Out Old Pinto
A Homeless Drunk They Found On The Street
Has Managed Such Hit Bands As...We Take It Back They All Sucked
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