The Monkey Joke

This guy walked into a bar and he had a pet monkey with him. The guy
ordered a drink and put his monkey down on the counter. The monkey
started climbing around on everything. He walked over to the pool table,
picked up the eight ball, looked at it and ate it. The bartender said,
"Man, did you just see what your monkey
did? He ate the eight ball right off of the table!"

The man said, "Yeah, he does that. He eats crazy stuff all the time."
The man took his monkey and left the bar. A few days later the man came
back into the bar with his monkey. The man ordered a drink and put the
monkey down on the counter again. The monkey ran around, looking at
everything. He ran over to the buffet, picked up a cherry, stuck it up
his butt, then he ate it. The bartender says, " Man, did you see what
your monkey just did? He picked up a cherry, stuck it up his butt and
then he ATE it." The man says "Yeah, ever since he ate that eight ball,
he's been measuring everything he eats."

(End Of Joke)

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