Lost Armadillos in Heat

Howdy from Lost Armadillos in Heat - a purely Texan home page for a totally Texas fanzine. We are giving you highlights from past issues. Yes, friends, you have discovered the fanzine the Austin Chronicle called the funniest cheap zine in the universe, that Factsheet Five says gets funnier with every issue, and that Joe Bob Briggs sez may or may not have been written on drugs. We have added a guest book, so sign in and be counted, you offensive yankee! Thanks to the Austin American Statesman which listed this site as among the top five in Austin. Kudos also to Yahoo Austin! which listed us among their COOL sites.Hey, we were also recently named Cruel Site of the Day for the Metroplex Masturbation Mayhem you can find below. We toast the award with longnecks! No, not that kind. Our other zine, Groovee CheeWaWa, is set to hit the Austin newstands any day now (procrastination willing, and it hasn't been lately) with its own wild take on Texas in the sixties and seventies. In the meantime, we have given you a sneak peak, including a former Jesus freak's wild tale of picketing The Life of Brian in 1979. Just who is this Lost Armadillo named Joe-O and is he just a figment of my imagination, you ask. Well, check out the main blurb running nationwide in ads for the film Dancer, Texas Population 81. The one that compares it to The Last Picture Show. Yup, that's him! A quick plug from Austin cartoonist Mike Alvarado, who is ready to hit the big time. Check his stuff out by pressing here. We've got a few morsels below. Wander on down below and check out all of these other goodies from Texas. Put down that rope and get to a reading!
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Surviving the Pissed-Off Decade!!

A Native Austinite Speaks!

You too can be a movie star!

Join the church of Slinky

ZZ TOP ate my Enchiladas

The Alien Speaks

Ask Misti

Wiley Wiggins Interview

Texas Trivia

Nekkid in Texas

Gumby has sex slave

Joe O & Larry Bud

Metroplex Masturbation Mayhem!

Texas internet urban legends

Brain Dead in East Texas

A Prince and his Panties

Anatomy of a Building

Austin Music Geeks

Sara Hickman Interview

In Search of Cool

Questions?

Statements!!!

God made me do it!

The ONLY reason to visit Waco, the Health Camp. Greasy burgers and excellent shakes. Try peanut butter.