| HALSHAW |
| AKA 2 DICKS Halshaw,DAVE,2 ,HEARTLESS HARRY |
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| ere I am old eartless arry the cockney geezer who loves to give us all an ard time .What can I say about ell shaw the chap millions of women want to shag in their dreams but millions die in the attempt...........and Boy also... Im better known as 2dix and Im in control of Boy ..feeding him endless drivel which Boy just loves to propagate......I love to see just how far I can push him and Im never dissapionted.I know for a fact old Porkers would suck my dick at point blank range stick his entire hand up my arsehole pull out last nights curry from Islington Wetherspoons and gobble it back with relish and a pint of real ale and then fuck my dads dog Ruffles on the table in front of us if I tell him too. But the trouble is that Im sure hed actually enjoy it. My whores are giving me a bit of jip at the moment.Im very dissapointed with monica .She just never does what you tell her.Last night she was tearful saying I never help her.What a lie......I help her to spend her cash thats whaty I do .Ive never actually done a n honest days work in my life but these bitches sometimes think normal rules apply to me.Hah I say HAH!!!! So off I goes out wiv me mates and my old man the deacon who I personally hate as hes a tight fisted old git who thinks hes being kind dragging me off to ski resorts and hols around the med when he knows damn well Id a lot sooner see him die and leave me all his cash,darn the pub .Gets back 6am after shagging the barmaid down the OLD bULL AND BuSH.Then Monica has the nerve to say I dont love her.Goddamn it woman of course I loves ya .I puts up with your ugly mug every day dont I and spends yer cash....... Frosty Knickers is getting way too cocky lately.You know she actually had the nerve to say something the other day.Something that I hadnt told her to say.Can you imagine ...the nerve of that woman. Doesnt she know I made her what she is.doesnt she realise I can tell her to scratch her behind and only then should she do it. She actually had the nerve to say "David I am a little bit cold can I put my knickers back on". Lord above you see what I have to put up with 2 Dicks |
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| This is me looking as beautiful as ever |
| ANNA allo eet ees anna here.Zey call me frosty knickers I think beecos when I was small zees buys stuffed my knickers weeth snow unt my cleetorees froze clean off.whatevr zat vas I don no.Hennyvay I don know whay zey tees me so.Zat bondage he ees a wierdo vat viz all zees orrible stories my wonderful daveed David.tells me.EE ees veery sveet unt ay lof him so more evn than henny vun eyy heff met ere. |
| MERCILESS MON Adolf Hitlers long lost daughter. and distant relation of Attila the Hun |
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| Now now girls take it easy!!! |