porkers
Well thats me all over.porkin by name and porkin by nature.If youve already read the 2 dix page and you should youll know Im a randy old goat. yes its true Ill shag anything that isnt nailed down.My own grandma will attest to that .Hah she died 2 yaesr back aged 76 and not many people know this but she died in exstacy.
yes old ggrandma porkers was a wild old beast .She was the best shag I ever had and that includes bloody hopeless really) my infants school teacher. 2 Dicks Halshaw ,the deacons dog , Mer iless Monica (9by god that was hard work after shed whipped me senseless then chained me to the front of her car and pushed me off a clidff , and every postman at the 1999 christmas party.Hell that was one christmas party I can tell you.
|
