Top Ten "Playaz"

by joudama

            Playa haters get away...please. Get out of my way.

1. Yohji from Weiss Kreuz
            The epitome of "playa." His favorite thing is a woman. He won't take missions unless there's a woman involved. Every movement screams out, "I'm hot and I'll give you the night of your life.
            "If you're over eighteen."

2. Sha Gojyo from Saiyuuki
            The Saiyuuki boy always lookin' for a bit of action, either with the ladies or at cards. He always wins with four queens...oh, yeah, and he's good at cards, too.

3. Junta 2 from DNA^2
            He takes "my baby's daddy" to a whole new level. He fathered 101 children from 101 women. Someone get this man some latex...

4. Akio from Revolutionary Gril Utena
            He drives the frickin' *sex-mobile.* That's the only word for that car. You get in the car and your clothes come off. How very...convenient.

5. Touga from Revolutionary Gril Utena
            Hi. I'm hot. You want to sleep with me. Call me. Hang up if my sister answers.

6. Yuuto from X
            The guy's name means "playboy." I shit you not.

7. Kouji from Zetsuai
            When he wasn't stalking poor Izumi, he was a playa. And then some.

8. Gene Starwind from Outlaw Star
            Always goin' after the ladies. It's his reason for getting up in the mornings.

9. Allen Schezar from The Vision of Escaflowne
            Prince Chid. 'Nuff said.

10. Kasumi Karen from X
            The only woman to make the list, and *wow*. OK, so she is a soapland girl, still...