*Name?
Nabiki Tendo. *click*
*Sex?
No thank you. You're not my type. *click*
*Say...what are these *click* sounds?
My tape recorder. You want to hear?
*....Sure.
I'll rewind first....(rewind). Now. *click*
[No thank you. You're not my type.]
Oh my, Mr. interviewer. What a bold statement. You know, there is a law against sexual harassment, isn't there?
*Huh? What?! This is blackmail!!
10,000 yen and the tape is yours.
*What!? This is an outrage!!
If you don't want it....then....
*OK OK! I'll pay!! (rips out 10,000 yen and pays it. Then crushes tape into itty-bitty pieces with heel of foot)
(smirks) Ok. Now, let's get on with the interview. (muffled *click*)
*GRR.. Harumph!! Anyhow...how old are you?
Old enough for you. *click*
*What the...?
You know the drill. 10,000 yen.
*ARRGH!!! (pays 10,000 yen) I've got to watch my questions around you, you know that?!
Yes, I do know that. Do go on, Mr. Interviewer.
*What position are you applying for?
Certified Management Accounting co-ordinator. (muffled *click*)
*What? You mean you don't want to become a wife? Aren't you going to regale me with how good a cook you are, like the three that were in here before you?
*click*
Oh my, Mr. Interviewer. Is that sexual stereotyping I hear? Bad, bad boy!
*(10,000 yen is handed over) How many tape recorders do you have on you, anyhow?!
Care to look? Many, many places.
*I won't answer that.
Smart move. Anyhow...?
*Ahem. Qualifricatitions? I mean....qualifications?
I'm good at numbers. I like money, as you doubtlessly know. I'm resourceful. I'm smart. Do you not think so that I'm quite smart, am I not?
*I won't answer that either. Just go on.
Anyhow, let me at your accounts and I'll find ways to streamline and skim...I mean, trim your budget.
*Too bad I don't have a tape recorder on me.
Always be prepared, Mr. Interviewer. Well?
*I'll send you the sex...I mean, the facts...I mean...the fax in two days. (wipes brow and peers at Nabiki)
Don't worry, I didn't have a tape recorder going. Silly me, eh? Anyhow, I must be going. Good day. (Nabiki leaves.)
*GOD, what a manipulative, money-grubbing.....female that was!! I wish I could....rrrghgh!!! (Nabiki walks back in) Huh? What are you doing back here?
Oh yeah. Forgot to mention that I had bugged your office. For me to get rid of our taped interview, including your last outburst, I'll accept no less than 50,000 yen. In cash.
*(Pays the money without a word.)
Thank--you!! (Nabiki pulls out a bug from the desk and leaves. She tosses a tape over her shoulder and it lands near the interviewer's foot)
*(Looks at it for a second. Then grinds it into powder. Does not say a word for the rest of the day, looking fearfully in nooks and crannies for bugs....)
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