* AzureRose smacks her pillow into Garret's face..."it's down, it's okay"
* RotteD runs uo and starts Bashing alita With a pillow "Take this pillow Queen"
* SailorMau jumps up into the rafters and watches the fight below.
* Alita slams the chan with her L-Pillow
<Alita> HA!
* JohnBoy- is weary of Azure and her feather
* Alita drags Garret back into the mayhem!
<AzureRose> girls!  Garret's trying to get away!!! 
   get him! TICKLE!
<SailorMau> nOOOOOOOO
* RotteD runs at the smell of a single feather!!!
* Alita pins Garret down
* AzureRose grabs the feather stick and goes after Garret
<Alita> take that!
<AzureRose> ahahahahahahaha!
<SailorMau> NOOOOOOO!
<ALiEn^> umm
<Alita> Get 'em MINA!!
* AzureRose tickles his feet
* RotteD lays down and pretends he's dead
* MoonKnt tickles Garret with her feather stick."TAKE THAT!"
<SailorMau> someone help me!
<Alita> come on John!
<JohnBoy-> haha now you know how it feels garret
<SailorMau> stoooooooop!
* AzureRose laughs maniacally
<SailorMau> Whitney, help me!
<Alita> this is what you get for trying to get away!
* ALiEn^ notices that no one is going after her with anything...maybe I shouldn't of said that.
* AzureRose tickles Garret with the feathers
<SailorMau> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
* Alita drags Whitney into the group
<AzureRose> ahahahaha!
<ALiEn^> Garret what do I get if I save you?
<Alita> tickle him! whoo-hoo!
* AzureRose bops Whitney on the head with a big 
  pillow!
<SailorMau> just save me!
<SailorMau> aaaaaaaaaaah!
<Alita> nah
* RotteD is happy he's isn't being ticked and sneaks away behind everyone before he can be and hides under a pillow fort
* SailorMau struggles free
<AzureRose> hmmm
* MoonKnt tickles Garret's feet
<ALiEn^> nah this is too fun to watch
* AzureRose glances in RotteD's direction....
* Alita jumps on the comfy-looking pillow fort
<SailorMau> yeah yeah, get him!
<Alita> lol
* RotteD ducks down so he's not visible
* JohnBoy- is just glad it's not him
<ALiEn^> haha
<AzureRose> not till you're helpless with laughter, Garret
* AzureRose continues tickling
* Alita lands on RotteD >:)
* SailorMau laughs.. hahahahah, I'm helpless
* MoonKnt tickles John's feet
<Alita> LOL!
<ALiEn^> !8ball will Garret ever get away?
<RotteD> OWWWWWW
<TinNyanko> ALiEn^ : Lay off the 8ball for awhile.
<Alita> that doesn't count Garret
<ALiEn^> I guess not
<AzureRose> !8ball will Garret ever get away?
<TinNyanko> AzureRose : Crack me open and drink that blueish liquid inside.  Then you'll know your answer.
* JohnBoy- runs from MK
* RotteD smashes Alita with a pillow
<AzureRose> yucky
<ALiEn^> !8ball will Garret ever get away?
<TinNyanko> ALiEn^ : Ask someone who cares.
<ALiEn^> haha
* SailorMau takes out his secret pillow and whaps Azure and gets away
* AzureRose tickles RotteD with lots of feathers
* SailorMau runs and hides
<AzureRose> HEY!
* AzureRose chases after Garret
<SailorMau> HAHHAHAHHAAHAH
* RotteD starts convulsing from the feathers
* MoonKnt tickles Garret's feet
<AzureRose> grrrr
* ALiEn^ smacks Garret with her pillow.
* SailorMau turns around and double backs and rams into Azure
<SailorMau> HAHAHHA
* RotteD starts spraying bllod from his mouth and blood drains fomr his ears
* MoonKnt trips john,sits on him,and tickles his feet
* JohnBoy- hides under his imaginary couch again. =P
* Alita kicks RotteD out
* AzureRose whaps Garret smack on the nose with her pillow
* SailorMau climbs on the couch and knocks it over
<RotteD> AAAAA
<JohnBoy-> ahhh NOT THE FEET....hahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
* Alita grabs john and throws him into a pile of pillows
<JohnBoy-> nooo!! not again
* ALiEn^ hides.
<Alita> tickle tickle ticle!!
* MoonKnt tickles John's feet
* RotteD lays on the ground half dead "Stupid 
  Feathers"
* SailorMau goes balistic and takes pillows and starts ramming everyone to the floor
<AzureRose> ahahahaha!
* AzureRose deftly avoids Garret's mad pillowfest
* MoonKnt kicks Garret in the groin,then tickles his feet
* Alita stops Garret by tripping and then tickling him
<Alita> LOL
<SailorMau> ow..
* AzureRose smacks Garret in the back of his head with a pillow
* SailorMau falls over
<AzureRose> onto pillows
<AzureRose> big whoop
<AzureRose> crybaby
<Alita> hehehehehe
* AzureRose whaps Garret on the rear with the pillow
<SailorMau> my hobbles over to the couch
* Alita grabs Miki into the mayhem! >:)
<JohnBoy-> no I think the ow came from the kick to 
   the groin
<AzureRose> d'oh!
<MoonKnt> MWUHAHAHA!!!YOU'RE HELPLESS BEFORE US!!!HAHAHA!!
<ALiEn^> hehe
* Alita baps MK..not so rough!
<AzureRose> MK... ow...
* RotteD quickly starts Sneaking out
* JohnBoy- sees that the girls of the channel have gone tickle crazy!!
<AzureRose> besides... that's right about where 
   they're the most ticklish....
* Alita snatches RotteD back >:)
<MoonKnt> :P
* AzureRose whaps Rotted with a long-toss pillow
<Alita> Azure!
<Alita> lol
<AzureRose> what?
<AzureRose> it's true!
* SailorMau sits on the couch... MK.. I think you made me infertile
* ALiEn^ says to Quest.. I haven't.. I just chose not to save you guys
<MoonKnt> He was ramming me into the wall had to do SOMETHING!!
* RotteD stands up and get's smashed by the pillow
<Alita> where they're the most tickleish?
<Alita> LOL
* RotteD can't escape the clutch of doom
<AzureRose> if you're being tickled relentlessly by a guy.... you tickle him at the top of his thigh
<Alita> LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
<AzureRose> I swear!  that's the only way I can defend myself when my fiance tickles me!
<MoonKnt> The thought of you having kids is scary,Garret
<Alita> hehehehe :P
<AzureRose> it's VERY ticklish/sensitive
<MoonKnt> I think I did the world a favour
<AzureRose> AHAHAHA
<Alita> Azure: hehehehe! 
<JohnBoy-> now now kids..behave
<Alita> MK:LOL!
<SailorMau> Watch your words Jess... I'm more dangerous than you think.
* MoonKnt smacks Garret's head with her crescent pillow
* RotteD starts to sneak away again
* AzureRose thwaps Garret upside the head with another pillow
* Alita throws RotteD back in
<Alita> don't even THINK about leaving
<SailorMau> AHHH!
* AzureRose throws a half dozen pillows at RotteD
<Alita> MUHAHAHAHAH!
<MoonKnt> Well,folks
* RotteD falls to the ground like a wounded man in a war
<AzureRose> hey... we're ignoring John
* ALiEn^ puts on here headphones and listens to the  Slayers cd.. and sits on the couch
<MoonKnt> gotta go
* AzureRose goes after John!
<MoonKnt> BBL
<MoonKnt> bye!
*** MoonKnt has quit IRC (Leaving)
<AzureRose> by MK!
<Alita> ja ne MK
* JohnBoy- pulls out his pillow cannon and starts bombing ppl with pillows
<SailorMau> yeah, get out of here!
* RotteD hides under all the feathers on the floor
<Alita> John: uhh.. cannon = bombs ?
<JohnBoy-> now garret!! thats mean
<JohnBoy-> feather bombs =P
* AzureRose swats John with a pillow
<SailorMau> John:  Do unto others as they would do unto you.
<JohnBoy-> *OOOF*
<Alita> yeah.. but cannons shoot cannon balls.. not bombs
* Alita whacks John
* RotteD slowly sneaks away under all the feathers
<JohnBoy-> if someone is mean to you..doesn't mean you have to act like them
<AzureRose> yeah!
* Alita tars and feathers RotteD
<Alita> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
<RotteD> AAAAAAA TAR!!!!!!
* AzureRose smacks John with another pillow for emphasis
<JohnBoy-> hahah...hey where you get the tar?
<Alita> yeee-ha! Who's next?
<AzureRose> ow... Tar is hot.  Use Karo syrup
* Alita grabs John
<SailorMau> Pshaw..
* AzureRose scurries away....
* RotteD starts eating all the tar off. "YUCK"!!!!
* Alita tars and feathers John!
* JohnBoy- looks outside and sees the tires to his car are gone
<Alita> lol
<AzureRose> hahaha!
<Alita> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
<Alita> yeee-ha! Who's next?
<AzureRose> eeee!
* Alita tars and feathers RotteD AGAIN! >:P
* RotteD just Sprints away (At his ultra slow sprint which is his top speed cuz he sucks at running)
* AzureRose shoves Garret at Alita
<RotteD> Stupid tar
<SailorMau> NOOOOOO
<Alita> yeee-ha! 
<AzureRose> use Karo syrup
* Alita tars and feathers Garret!
<AzureRose> it's stickier
<SailorMau> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg, you're gunna pay for that
* JohnBoy- hides in a bunch of pillows
* RotteD slips and get's stuck to the ground from all the feathers
<Alita> k.. but I'll refer to it as tar
<AzureRose> aaaahahahahaahah!
<AzureRose> okay.
<Alita> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
<Alita> yeee-ha! 
* AzureRose would hit one of the guys with a pillow, but is afraid it'll stick to them
<AzureRose> hmm.
<Alita> lol
* AzureRose sits on her pillow
<RotteD> stupid Tar
* RotteD slaps RotteD around a bit with a large trout
* SailorMau is stuck in tar
<Alita> yeah! One Up for da GirlZ!!!
* AzureRose watches the fish stick to RotteD
* RotteD has a big trout stuck to his face now
<AzureRose> whoa...
<Alita> LOL
<AzureRose> hahah
* JohnBoy- goes and washes off the tar
<SailorMau> Guys, time to reorganize and take them on as a whole
* RotteD get's his free hand stuck to his throat
<RotteD> ooops
<AzureRose> uh oh...
<ALiEn^> just remeber I DID NOTHING TO YOU!
<Alita> LOL
<ALiEn^> I just enjoyed the show
* Alita grabs Whit
<AzureRose> think they can reorganize?
<Alita> now you're in
<AzureRose> they're kinda sticky...
<Alita> LOL
<SailorMau> we need a plan
* ALiEn^ sighs
<ALiEn^> you know you all look rediculous
* Alita tars and feathers all da guys AgAIN!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
* AzureRose whispers "psst, girls... I know how to defend us from the tar-babies." :)
* RotteD stands up with a fish on my face and a hand stuck to my throat
<Alita> LOL!
<JohnBoy-> except me...I washed off the tar and feathers =P
<Alita> LOL!LOL!
<AzureRose> they ARE ridiculous
<ALiEn^> they look like chickens
<SailorMau> John, help me
<Alita> heheheheh!
* RotteD spits a big gob of tar the seeped into his throat at Alita and hist her in the forehead
<ALiEn^> wait thats insulting the chickens
* AzureRose hands Alita the end of a large roll of saran wrap
<AzureRose> quick!  wrap them up!
<AzureRose> it's better than straitjackets!
<Alita> LOL! whoo-hoo!!
<RotteD> AAAAA
<ALiEn^> haha
* AzureRose takes the rest of the roll and circles 
  the guys
* RotteD hobbles away from the wrap
* ALiEn^ just watches
* AzureRose pulls the saran tightly...
* SailorMau is trapped
* Alita wraps all the guys in saran-wrap before they can do anything
<Alita> :P
<AzureRose> try and get out of THAT!!!!
* JohnBoy- jumps up and sticks to the ceiling
<Alita> ahh.. the pluses of being a cyborg
* RotteD starts spitting Tart at all the girls
* Alita drags John back down and ties him in
* RotteD has tart seeping into his eyes
<AzureRose> tart?
<Alita> Tart?
<RotteD> AAAAA
<AzureRose> oh... TAR
<AzureRose> hahahahah
* SailorMau rolls around on the floor
* Alita eats the Pop-Tart P:
<AzureRose> that's what I was thinking
<ALiEn^> brb
<TinNyanko> Say Excuse me!!!  Oh wait thats BRB not Burp, heh heh silly me.
* Alita watches Garret roll all the guys around with him o_O
<AzureRose> look... Garret's stuck!
<AzureRose> eeeeheee!
* AzureRose plays the "What is Love" midi again
<AzureRose> victory is ours!
<Alita> YEHAA!
* SailorMau manages to light a lighter in his pocket lighting all the guys on fire!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH whoops.  :P
* RotteD closes his eyes and drifts off to his magical place where Tart is banned
* Alita ROTFLHAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<AzureRose> I thought the knave of hearts stole the tarts...
<AzureRose> hey.
* JohnBoy- stop, drops and rolls......thanks a bunch GARRET =P
* RotteD says tupid fire and goes back to his own little world
* AzureRose just thought of something
<Alita> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
<AzureRose> tarts are a euphism for whores.
* SailorMau gets burnt to a crisp
<AzureRose> D'oh!
* ALiEn^ is back with a chocolate fudge brownie Yum!
<AzureRose> oooh!
<AzureRose> chocolate
* AzureRose laughs
* ALiEn^ starts munching on the brownie
<AzureRose> so THAT'S why the knave of hearts stole the tarts....
* JohnBoy- runs up and grabs the brownie
<JohnBoy-> mmmm yumm
* AzureRose swats John.
* ALiEn^ glares at quest
*** Knups (Sharon@ts001d01.mke-wi.concentric.net) has joined #sailorfriends
<Alita> Hiyas Knups
* TinNyanko heals Garret and revives him.  =^.^=
<AzureRose> Never part chocolate from a female!
<TinNyanko> ｷ聞ｰｷ聞ｰｷ聞ｰｷ聞ｰ Knups ｰｷ聞ｰｷ聞ｰｷ聞ｰｷ聞
* RotteD has all his flesh and tar burnt of ass he drifts out of his little world. Seeing as how he 
  is just a skeleton he can stand up and get out of the Saran Wrap.
<Knups> THE GUYS CANT LOOSE!!!!!!!!
<RotteD> I mean as not ass :-)
<AzureRose> Knups backwards is spunk
<AzureRose> :)
<Alita> LOL
<JohnBoy-> well never...ummm...leave the toilet seat down =P
<AzureRose> can they tight?
<RotteD> knups yeknoM
<Knups> why does everybody notice that!!??!!
<AzureRose> I mean, if they can't loose, they must tighten...
* Alita ROTFLHAO!!
<Knups> MONKEY!!!
<Alita> Knups: too late!
<Alita> LOL!
<RotteD> :-)
<JohnBoy-> hehe
* SailorMau runs into the closet and gets some weapons
<ALiEn^> lalalalalala
* Alita chucks Garret away
<AzureRose> RotteD, tar burnt of ass?
<RotteD> I said I Meant as not ass :-)
<Alita> there is no closet anyways
<Alita> just like there is no couch (John) :P
* SailorMau found a secret weapon closet
<AzureRose> yeah.  Nothing exists unless WE say so.
<ALiEn^> haha
<JohnBoy-> hehe..there is TOO!! it's just only that I can see it
<Alita> LOL
<AzureRose> the closet is a figment of your imagination
* AzureRose closes the figment and padlocks it
<AzureRose> so there.
<SailorMau> If it's a figment of my imagination, I just ran into a wall.
* RotteD has to go becasue you know how the old 
  saying goes, You can teach a dog to fetch and you can lead a horse to water, But you can't Keep your eyes open when you sneeze
<JohnBoy-> hey....that was a nice couch
<AzureRose> hmmm.
<AzureRose> Okay, you can have the couch.
<JohnBoy-> yaaay
<AzureRose> IT exists.
* SailorMau is trapped in the closet
<Knups> ATILA THE HUN!!!!!!
<Alita> LOL
<AzureRose> just don't tar and feather it
<Alita> SPunK ass!
<AzureRose> Atilla the NUN!
<AzureRose> ugliest woman I've ever seen
<Knups> ATILA THE HUN!!!
* ALiEn^ sits on the now real couch
<Alita> Garret: uhh.. you're stuck because of the tar
* AzureRose swats the Nun...
<SailorMau> I'm not stuck anymore.
<AzureRose> no... I padlocked him in the figment.
<Alita> Knups; ya know.. it doesn't bug me because, well, I don't know what the heck you're talking about
<ALiEn^> !8ball are you on?
<TinNyanko> ALiEn^ : Like I care.
<Knups> hehe
* JohnBoy- sits on the couch too..and gives Alien a box of brownies..sowwy
<ALiEn^> i take that as a yes.
<AzureRose> !8ball are you... TURNED on?
<TinNyanko> AzureRose : Ask someone who cares.
<AzureRose> hmm.
<Alita> !8ball Is Knups warped?
<AzureRose> dullard.
<TinNyanko> Alita : *sigh*  Okay, yes yes.  Okay, I lied, no.
* ALiEn^ says thanks quest 
<Alita> damn
<AzureRose> I hate that eight ball
<ALiEn^> !8ball are you still in love with Garret?
* Knups is warped!!
<TinNyanko> ALiEn^ : Lay off the 8ball for awhile.
<AzureRose> !8ball why do you suck so much?
<TinNyanko> AzureRose : Only if I say so.
*** RotteD has quit IRC (HA HA I GOT AWAY! No More Tar for me. YOU LOSE! Remember, You can teach a dog to)
* SailorMau breaks out of the figment weilding a flamethrower.
<Alita> lol
<AzureRose> hey.... you broke the figment!
<Alita> Fig Newton anyone?
<Alita> lol
* SailorMau takes out a hose and fills the room with H2
<JohnBoy-> no I have another box of brownies =)
<ALiEn^> !8ball is the flame thrower garret has real?
<TinNyanko> ALiEn^ : You need help, you know?
<JohnBoy-> H2?
<AzureRose> do they make a mint-flavored fig newton?
<AzureRose> fig mints... eeehehehe
<SailorMau> Hydrogen
<ALiEn^> I don't know
<JohnBoy-> from a hose?
<SailorMau> yeah
<JohnBoy-> I doubt it Azure
<SailorMau> hose connected to hydrogen supply
<AzureRose> hmm.
<AzureRose> oh well...
* ALiEn^ walks over to garret and takes the flame thrower...then runs away! hahahahahahahahahaha
<AzureRose> why, Garret?
<AzureRose> don't let that thing spark!
<SailorMau> Hydrogen, Oxygen... fire... GO BOOM
* SailorMau takes out his lighter
<JohnBoy-> opens a window(yes we have one)
<JohnBoy-> and turns on the fan
* ALiEn^ throws the gun at garret's head and knocks
  him into a coma (oops)
<AzureRose> hmm...
<AzureRose> hey...!
* AzureRose gets a large canister of oxygen
<JohnBoy-> cool he's drooling =P```````
* AzureRose turns it on...
* SailorMau falls over
<ALiEn^> oops..when he wakes up I DIDN"T DO IT!
<AzureRose> if you've had the h2, now the Oxygen will turn this place into...
<SailorMau> *tick*
<AzureRose> a LAK!
<SailorMau> *tick*
<AzureRose> LAKE, even
<SailorMau> *tick*
<SailorMau> *tick*
<SailorMau> *tick*
<SailorMau> *tick*
* AzureRose HUH?
<SailorMau> *tick*
<ALiEn^> wha
<SailorMau> *tick*
<AzureRose> echo...
<SailorMau> *tick*
<JohnBoy-> *tock*
<JohnBoy-> *tock*
<ALiEn^> what is with the ticking
* AzureRose watches as the H2 combines with the oxygen and turns into water....
<ALiEn^> yay we have a pool now!
* AzureRose looks at the Phantom Tollbooth... "Where's Tock?"
<Knups> alita: ???
* JohnBoy- pushes everyone in!! HAHAHAHA
<ALiEn^> john you are in the water as well
* TinNyanko takes the nuke off of garrets chest and 
  draggs him and her into the figment and disapears.
<JohnBoy-> umm...no i'm flying =P
*** SailorMau is now known as _____
* AzureRose starts treading water...
*** TinNyanko is now known as _______
* ALiEn^ pulls quest into the water
<ALiEn^> hey did garret die?