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During the Second World War an American secret service agent was sent to Wales to pick up some very sensitive information from an agent called Jones. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent. He found himself on a desolate country road and where he ran into a farmer. "Hello," said the agent, "I'm looking for a man called Jones." "Well you're in luck boy-o," said the farmer, "there's lots of folk named Jones 'round here. There's Jones the butcher, Jones the baker, Jones the blacksmith, why even my name is Jones." "Aha," thought the agent, "this could be my man." So he whispered the secret code. "The sun is shining... the grass is growing... the cows are ready for milking." "Oh," said the farmer, "you're looking for Jones the spy."

BRUTALITY and FANATACISM "Only error needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself." Thomas Jefferson "I know of no book which has been a source of brutality and sadistic conduct, both public and private, that can compare with the Bible." Reginald Paget "Jesus was a fanatic, and, like most fanatics, he could not tolerate disagreement or criticism. Towards the Pharisees and others who were sceptical of his messianic pretensions, he was often savagely vindictive. Any hint of criticism, any demand that he should produce evidence for his claims, was liable to provoke a torrent of wrath and denunciation." Margaret Knight � lecturer in psychology, Aberdeen University

"There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night last night. I finally had to get up and let her out." Henny Youngman

IT'S A MAD WORLD "Titzilla!"

JESUS SPREADS DIVISION AND HATRED "I have come to bring not peace but the sword." "Do not think that I have come to bring peace upon earth.� I have come to bring not peace but the sword.� For I have come to set a man 'against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one's enemies will be those of his household." Matthew 10:34-36 NAB "If anyone comes to me without hating his father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, and even his own life, he can not be my disciple." Luke 14:26 NAB