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The Pope is visiting town and all the residents are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on main street hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man has put on his best suit and he's sure the Pope will stop and talk to him. He is standing next to an exceptionally down-trodden looking bum who doesn't smell very good. As the Pope comes walking by he leans over and says something to the bum and then walks right by the local man. He can't believe it, then it hits him... The pope won't talk to him, he's concerned for the unfortunate people the poor and feeble ones. Thinking fast, he gives the bum $20 to trade clothes with him. He puts on the bums clothing and runs down the street to line up for another chance for the pope to stop and talk to him. Sure enough, the Pope walks right up to him this time, leans over close and says "I thought I told you to fuck off!"

SUPERSTITION versus REASON ��My religious superstition gave place to rational ideas based on scientific facts, and in proportion as I looked at everything from a new standpoint, I grew more happy day by day... �"Only those who have lived all their lives under the dark clouds of vague, undefined fears can appreciate the joy of a doubting soul suddenly born into the kingdom of reason and free thought." �"I view it as one of the greatest crimes to shadow the minds of the young with these gloomy superstitions, and with fears of the unknown and the unknowable to poison all their joy in life.� (Three quotes by) Elizabeth Cady Stanton

"Mormons are very organized. I had this neighbor Mrs. Mabey who stocked canned goods in her basement, so she could be prepared for when Christ returns to Earth. Because apparently what Christ is looking for is creamed corn." Natasha Ahanin

SAUL and JOSHUA � MASS MURDERERS "He killed them all and completely destroyed their towns.�Not one was left in all the land of Israel" Saul sent this message to the Kenites: "Move away from where the Amalekites live or else you will die with them. �For you were kind to the people of Israel when they came up from Egypt." �So the Kenites packed up and left. �Then Saul slaughtered the Amalekites from Havilah all the way to Shur, east of Egypt. 1 Samuel 15:6-7 NLT During this period, Joshua destroyed all the descendants of Anak, who lived in the hill country of Hebron, Debir, Anab, and the entire hill country of Judah and Israel. �He killed them all and completely destroyed their towns.� Not one was left in all the land of Israel, though some still remained in Gaza, Gath, and Ashdod. �So Joshua took control of the entire land, just as the LORD had instructed Moses. �He gave it to the people of Israel as their special possession, dividing the land among the tribes. Joshua 11:21-23 NLT