[Never actually recorded as such, this was transcribed for the Craplist by Jeremy Fantl. Download an MP3.]
VERSE 1 (Humphrey)
The poor and dumb, there ain�t no doubt
Look at the men who came to help them out
Jesus Christ and Karl Marx both had a go
But the poor they told them both �sorry no�
And so they remain, with all their pathetic woes
And blamed it on not going to church and the Commo�s
CHORUS (Humphrey)
And I�m better my mind is free
Living this life is quite easy
All you need is a
400 aggregate in VCE
VERSE 2 (Humphrey)
Well, God hates wealth, you know it�s true
Look at the people he gave it to
I got nothing against their privileged state
But it�s their personality that I hate
Well, the rich they think all this is funny
But the only thing they believe in is money
CHORUS
BRIDGE (Ron)
So if you�re poor, don�t feel sore
And if you�re rich, to life there�s more
In this world there�s only one thing to be
And that�s a champion in the VCE
HISTORY � got a hell of a score!
ECONOMICS � I wiped the floor!
GEOGRAPHY � That was never a chore!
POLITICS � I got even more!
I got so much for English it�s putrid !
I know so much about literature I�m stupid!
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