[This has slightly different lyrics to the version eventually recorded on www.tism.wanker.com. It was published in a press release sometime in 1997.]
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I might have called my kid Jarrod, but I never called him Wayne
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might have gone to the casino, but I'll never go again
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might do cocaine, but heroin's just dumb.
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might watch A Current Affair, but Frontline also
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might like porno's, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might burn some hippie oils, but I didn't go to Confest
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might be a smartarse DJ, but at least I'm not on at breakfast
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've got to wonder
I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
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