SINGLE OF THE WEEK
TISMEveryone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (Madman/Genre B. Goode)
For my mind, there just aren't enough songs which explore the tragic mating rituals of the orb-weaver spider, the male of which always dies during the kinky spider-sex. The admirable fact that he would rather die than not cop a root isn't lost on TISM. In fact, this story of altruism has an odd, albeit slightly creepy, endearing quality to it. But TISM aren't all about the joke - 'this is serious', after all. And goddammit, if this doesn't get you up off your bar-stool, moving your body in such a way that vindicates the fact that you are unashamedly screaming "everyone else has had more sex than me!!", then nothing will.